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Phobia
04-29-2007, 12:09 AM
If you saw 3 articles from a publication entitled:

"Taking A Bowe"
"Here Comes The McBride"
"Tank Rolls Into KC"

What would your reaction be?

ChiefJustice
04-29-2007, 12:10 AM
If you saw 3 articles from a publication entitled:

"Taking A Bowe"
"Here Comes The McBride"
"Tank Rolls Into KC"

What would your reaction be?

:rolleyes:

keg in kc
04-29-2007, 12:10 AM
"Boy, I need to sign up for premium!"?

ChiefJustice
04-29-2007, 12:12 AM
haha!

That must be from Warpaint.

Count Alex's Losses
04-29-2007, 12:12 AM
All those were free.

|Zach|
04-29-2007, 12:13 AM
You need to keep "cute" titles few and far in between.

Baconeater
04-29-2007, 12:15 AM
I definitely wouldn't click on the link.

Count Alex's Losses
04-29-2007, 12:15 AM
You need to keep "cute" titles few and far in between.

Thanks blogmaster.

StcChief
04-29-2007, 12:15 AM
The catch phase days are really over.....

Week #2 at Bears has Tank vs. Tank

Count Alex's Losses
04-29-2007, 12:16 AM
Week #2 at Bears has Tank vs. Tank

"Tank Warfare."

SNR
04-29-2007, 12:17 AM
At first I didn't understand the first one. I thought it was a negative article because I interpreted the title "Taking A Bowe" as in "taking a shit." Then I got it.

wazu
04-29-2007, 12:18 AM
"Here Comes the McBride" was kinda funny.

keg in kc
04-29-2007, 12:18 AM
When he retires or leaves, don't forget "Tanks for the memories". Or even "Tanks for the Manmarries" if he continues to overeat".

Phobia
04-29-2007, 12:18 AM
Obviously Merril Hoge voted.

Count Alex's Losses
04-29-2007, 12:19 AM
I thought it was a negative article because I interpreted the title "Taking A Bowe" as in "taking a shit.".

Chiefsplanet has warped your mind. LMAO

Also you made me giggle.

|Zach|
04-29-2007, 12:20 AM
Thanks blogmaster.
Just eclipsed the 1k mark for comments.

Count Alex's Losses
04-29-2007, 12:20 AM
Obviously Merril Hoge voted.

Negatory. All GoChiefs dupe accounts were banned.

Pitt Gorilla
04-29-2007, 12:21 AM
"Good Lord" with an eye-roll? I don't see that option.

Count Alex's Losses
04-29-2007, 12:22 AM
When he retires or leaves, don't forget "Tanks for the memories". Or even "Tanks for the Manmarries" if he continues to overeat".

Imagine if he starts using a new pair of shoes that transform him into a Pro Bowl DT.

"Tank gets some new treads"

Phobia
04-29-2007, 12:23 AM
"Good Lord" with an eye-roll? I don't see that option.

I think we should officially request that a mod add that option.

ChiefJustice
04-29-2007, 12:24 AM
Imagine if he starts using a new pair of shoes that transform him into a Pro Bowl DT.

"Tank gets some new treads"

Phobia...i hate you.

You just had to get him started.

Dave Lane
04-29-2007, 12:25 AM
I like the Tank rolls into town one...

Dave

el borracho
04-29-2007, 12:27 AM
"Taking A Bowe" is the worst of the lot. It is just a terrible pun. Although the spellings of Bowe and bow are close the pronunciations are very different.

"Here Comes the McBride" is too gay for the title of a football story.

"Tank Rolls into KC" is good.

Count Alex's Losses
04-29-2007, 12:32 AM
"Taking A Bowe" is the worst of the lot. It is just a terrible pun. Although the spellings of Bowe and bow are close the pronunciations are very different.

How about "Chiefs Add Bowe Knife To Weapons"


"Here Comes the McBride" is too gay for the title of a football story.

How about "McBride - I'm Lovin' It."

Phobia
04-29-2007, 12:34 AM
If he'd been drafted by the Bucs you could have had fun with "McBride of Chuckie"

Phobia
04-29-2007, 12:35 AM
In the future, I should be consulted on all article titles. I'll do it for a paltry $500.

el borracho
04-29-2007, 12:35 AM
How about "Chiefs Add Bowe Knife To Weapons"
No.


How about "McBride - I'm Lovin' It."
Much improved!

SNR
04-29-2007, 12:36 AM
Turk and Tank

Turk 'n Tank

TNT

No?

SNR
04-29-2007, 12:37 AM
In the future, I should be consulted on all article titles. I'll do it for a paltry $500.Perfect. GoChiefs will send Nick Athan an e-mail tomorrow to tell him to send the check promptly. Shouldn't be a problem.

Count Alex's Losses
04-29-2007, 12:37 AM
If he'd been drafted by the Bucs you could have had fun with "McBride of Chuckie"

Outstanding.

Count Alex's Losses
04-29-2007, 12:37 AM
Turk and Tank

Turk 'n Tank

TNT

No?

TNT.

AWESOME.

Phobia
04-29-2007, 12:38 AM
Perfect. GoChiefs will send Nick "The Erroneous One" Athan an e-mail tomorrow to tell him to send the check promptly. Shouldn't be a problem.

No problem. I've been promised a check by April 30th, so I'm camping out by the mailbox all day.

Phobia
04-29-2007, 12:39 AM
Finally got a "Wow, just wow" vote. Thank you for your vote, sir.

SNR
04-29-2007, 12:41 AM
TNT.

AWESOME.Feel free to use it in your next article. I'm not a stingy asshole like Phobia. It's on the house.

Phobia
04-29-2007, 12:43 AM
Feel free to use it in your next article. I'm not a stingy asshole like Phobia. It's on the house.

I'll never forgive you for narcing that Indian.

FWIW, I give Whitlock most of his quality material.

luv
04-29-2007, 12:49 AM
In the future, I should be consulted on all article titles. I'll do it for a paltry $500.
These people get paid how much?

SNR
04-29-2007, 12:49 AM
I'll never forgive you for narcing that Indian.

FWIW, I give Whitlock most of his quality material.Okay, Martin Luther King Jr.

Thig Lyfe
04-29-2007, 01:45 AM
The next time I see an article or headline about KC that contains the phrase "Chief concern," I might just snap.

Count Alex's Losses
04-29-2007, 01:46 AM
The next time I see an article or headline about KC that contains the phrase "Chief concern," I might just snap.

I've made a personal vow to never use it again.

Phobia
04-29-2007, 01:46 AM
The next time I see an article or headline about KC that contains the phrase "Chief concern," I might just snap.

Heh. No doubt about it. The Star does it at least once a year. I don't know how many times I've seen it elsewhere.

keg in kc
04-29-2007, 01:48 AM
At least we're not in miami, waiting for "Trent Green Squeezes Cleo Lemon out of a Job".

acesn8s
04-29-2007, 02:07 AM
If you saw 3 articles from a publication entitled:

"Taking A Bowe"
"Here Comes The McBride"
"Tank Rolls Into KC"

What would your reaction be?

When I read these 3 titles, I thought that my ex-wife was getting remarried.

Short Leash Hootie
04-29-2007, 02:09 AM
Man Phobia...

Give it up, dude.

luv
04-29-2007, 02:10 AM
At least we're not in miami, waiting for "Trent Green Squeezes Cleo Lemon out of a Job".
Trent Green becomes a Cleo Lemon aid.

SNR
04-29-2007, 02:12 AM
At least we're not in miami, waiting for "Trent Green Squeezes Cleo Lemon out of a Job".You're on a roll tonight

Phobia
04-29-2007, 02:32 AM
Man Phobia...

Give it up, dude.

Give what up?

acesn8s
04-29-2007, 02:35 AM
Give what up?

Do you really want to know?





Invest in vasoline

Phobia
04-29-2007, 02:37 AM
This doesn't have anything to do with any grudges, perceived or otherwise.

Gochiefs told me I was the only one who thought his article title was retarded. Rather than argue, I put up a poll.

luv
04-29-2007, 02:38 AM
This doesn't have anything to do with any grudges, perceived or otherwise.

Gochiefs told me I was the only one who thought his article title was retarded. Rather than argue, I put up a poll.
I really don't get the "Taking A Bowe" one. I say taking a bow (rhyming with ow, not oh).

Count Alex's Losses
04-29-2007, 02:40 AM
Gochiefs told me I was the only one who thought his article title was retarded.

Incorrect. I said you were the only one that cared. No one else was burning up the cyber wires trying to inform me.

Phobia
04-29-2007, 02:41 AM
Incorrect. I said you were the only one that cared. No one else was burning up the cyber wires trying to inform me.

What's the difference?

Der Flöprer
04-29-2007, 02:42 AM
When I read these 3 titles, I thought that my ex-wife was getting remarried.


I laughed hard.

Count Alex's Losses
04-29-2007, 02:44 AM
What's the difference?

You started this thread.

Phobia
04-29-2007, 02:45 AM
You started this thread.

Clearly. That's an astute observation, Mr. Madden.

Count Alex's Losses
04-29-2007, 02:46 AM
Boom!

Ari Chi3fs
04-29-2007, 02:52 AM
Those titles are somewhat 7th Graderish... now that you mention it.

Phobia
04-29-2007, 01:54 PM
"Stick a fork in Tynes, Medlock lock to win K duties."

Easy 6
04-29-2007, 02:02 PM
This looks like a good place to add my chunk of sharp cheddar...

...Hustle & Bowe.

Phobia
04-29-2007, 02:05 PM
This looks like a good place to add my chunk of sharp cheddar...

...Hustle & Bowe.

Speaking of cheese, Kolby has some potential to be sharp.

Easy 6
04-29-2007, 02:07 PM
Speaking of cheese, Kolby has some potential to be sharp.

Heh, indeed.

BigRock
04-29-2007, 02:13 PM
In all fairness, it's not like WPI had time to think up clever titles for their articles while Nick was busy making things up about the Trent Green trade. One thing at a time.

Extra Point
04-29-2007, 02:54 PM
Tomorrow:
"Kolby-Jacked!"
"Chiefs Caught in Crosby Fire"
"Herb-and-Legend!"

tonyetony
04-29-2007, 03:04 PM
How About:

High Karamba It'll be Tank, Turk and Tamba!

el borracho
04-29-2007, 08:00 PM
I suppose some sort of "Out of Medlock" title is next.

Count Alex's Losses
04-29-2007, 08:04 PM
I suppose some sort of "Out of Medlock" title is next.

"KC's Lucky Medlock."

el borracho
04-29-2007, 08:05 PM
I don't get it.

Count Alex's Losses
04-29-2007, 08:07 PM
http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/3306/375pxshamrocksvglz7.png (http://imageshack.us)

el borracho
04-29-2007, 08:07 PM
I think I found a photo of our new kicker:

http://www.ccs.neu.edu/home/joel/matlock/matlock.jpg

el borracho
04-29-2007, 08:08 PM
I still don't understand the connection. Is medlock another name for clover or charm?

Count Alex's Losses
04-29-2007, 08:10 PM
I still don't understand the connection. Is medlock another name for clover or charm?

Medlock, Shamrock.....I got nothin.'