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'Hamas' Jenkins
04-29-2007, 11:35 PM
Of these two attainably hot chicks:

A) Jenna Fischer:

http://images.zap2it.com/20050726/nbctca05/048_jennafischer2_nbctca05.jpg

B) Kari Byron

http://www.joe-mammy.com/pages/features/kari-byron/skeleton.jpg

Bowser
04-29-2007, 11:36 PM
Both. Duh.

If I have a gun to my head, I'll take Kari.

wutamess
04-29-2007, 11:37 PM
I saw/heard Kari fart.
TURNOFF!

stlchiefs
04-29-2007, 11:37 PM
C, none of the above. Sorry Jenkins, neither does it for me.

Mr. Flopnuts
04-29-2007, 11:37 PM
A

'Hamas' Jenkins
04-29-2007, 11:38 PM
C, none of the above. Sorry Jenkins, neither does it for me.

to each his own....fag


;)

stlchiefs
04-29-2007, 11:43 PM
to each his own....Rump Ranger


;)

Sorry man, but I can/do do better on my own. If I HAD to choose I'd go A. That girl in B looks like a caveman to me in that pic (I'm sure the skeleton doesn't help).

'Hamas' Jenkins
04-29-2007, 11:51 PM
That's why I labled them "attainably hot". It's their personalities that put them over the top.

el borracho
04-29-2007, 11:55 PM
A
nal?

Demonpenz
04-29-2007, 11:56 PM
jenna fitch is a bitch in real life. She plays a character in a show that had one or two nahh one good epsiode

Baconeater
04-29-2007, 11:56 PM
I saw/heard Kari fart.
TURNOFF!
She's also a vegetarian. Major turn-off.

Mr. Flopnuts
04-29-2007, 11:57 PM
nal?

what's nal?

BWillie
04-29-2007, 11:57 PM
After seein Blades of Glory, I would say I have to go with Jenna Fischer. She looks real good when Chaz was gonna boink her

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Me likey have sexy time with her

Reaper16
04-29-2007, 11:58 PM
Jenna.

el borracho
04-30-2007, 12:00 AM
what's nal?
ROFL Keep looking... you'll find the answer ROFL

el borracho
04-30-2007, 12:00 AM
She's also a vegetarian. Major turn-off.
Kari doesn't like meat but I bet she loves the bone!

'Hamas' Jenkins
04-30-2007, 12:01 AM
jenna fitch is a bitch in real life. She plays a character in a show that had one or two nahh one good epsiode

How do you know this?

And I gotta disagree with you about the Office, although I can see how you'd either love it or hate it.

Demonpenz
04-30-2007, 12:02 AM
How do you know this?

And I gotta disagree with you about the Office, although I can see how you'd either love it or hate it.

I had a small working role in episode 24 as dog pooper picker up guy.

'Hamas' Jenkins
04-30-2007, 12:04 AM
I had a small working role in episode 24 as dog pooper picker up guy.

The one where Packer poops in Michael's office?

Mr. Flopnuts
04-30-2007, 12:05 AM
ROFL Keep looking... you'll find the answer ROFL


It sounds funny from those two smilies but I would have no idea where to start looking.

Demonpenz
04-30-2007, 12:05 AM
The one where Packer poops in Michael's office?


I don't know. I was actually joking. Athough picking up dog poop on national tv would be sweet. Right now it remains just a hobby

'Hamas' Jenkins
04-30-2007, 12:07 AM
I don't know. I was actually joking. Athough picking up dog poop on national tv would be sweet. Right now it remains just a hobby

Yeah, i know you were bs'ing, but I thought you might take it down an interesting road. Stories, true or not, are often funny on here.

Baconeater
04-30-2007, 12:07 AM
It sounds funny from those two smilies but I would have no idea where to start looking.
Go back to post 9. Add 2 and 2 together.

EDIT: Actually, make that 1 and 3 together.

Mr. Flopnuts
04-30-2007, 12:09 AM
Go back to post 9. Add 2 and 2 together.

ROFL It must be late because I try not to miss those. The answer is A nal sounds fun too.

Thig Lyfe
04-30-2007, 12:19 AM
JENNA in a heartbeat.

Demonpenz
04-30-2007, 12:20 AM
Yeah, i know you were bs'ing, but I thought you might take it down an interesting road. Stories, true or not, are often funny on here.


I don't know i was trying to make a point that who knows what jenna
's real personailty is. SHe could be a tom cruse scientoligst. Keep that in mind. That she maynot be the same person like on the show.

'Hamas' Jenkins
04-30-2007, 12:21 AM
I don't know i was trying to make a point that who knows what jenna
's real personailty is. SHe could be a tom cruse scientoligst. Keep that in mind. That she maynot be the same person like on the show.

I'll give her the benefit of the doubt b/c we have the same alma mater. Hell, Baby Lee might know her. They were at the same school at the same time.

Pitt Gorilla
04-30-2007, 12:22 AM
Pam.

Demonpenz
04-30-2007, 12:23 AM
cmsu

'Hamas' Jenkins
04-30-2007, 12:24 AM
cmsu
Truman.

splatbass
04-30-2007, 12:32 AM
I saw/heard Kari fart.
TURNOFF!

You didn't know that women fart? The hottest woman you have ever seen farts too. A fact of life.

keg in kc
04-30-2007, 12:44 AM
You didn't know that women fart? The hottest woman you have ever seen farts too. A fact of life.Some facts I choose to ignore. Ignorance really is bliss.

splatbass
04-30-2007, 12:48 AM
Some facts I choose to ignore. Ignorance really is bliss.

Maybe, but I wouldn't turn Kari down because she farted on TV.

keg in kc
04-30-2007, 12:51 AM
Maybe, but I wouldn't turn Kari down because she farted on TV.What about if she lifted her leg and ripped a stinker while you were driving her home, and then used her hand to waft it up to you and asked what you thought of the vegetarian lasagne the second time?

BigMeatballDave
04-30-2007, 12:55 AM
What about if she lifted her leg and ripped a stinker while you were driving her home, and then used her hand to waft it up to you and asked what you thought of the vegetarian lasagne the second time?Oh, a 'cupcake'?
ROFL

luv
04-30-2007, 12:56 AM
If I were a guy, I'd probably choose B.

Mr. Flopnuts
04-30-2007, 12:58 AM
B.


ehind? Meh, not as good as nal. I tried.

splatbass
04-30-2007, 01:09 AM
What about if she lifted her leg and ripped a stinker while you were driving her home, and then used her hand to waft it up to you and asked what you thought of the vegetarian lasagne the second time?

That would just be rude.

keg in kc
04-30-2007, 01:14 AM
That would just be rude.The question is, would you then turn her down?

splatbass
04-30-2007, 01:25 AM
The question is, would you then turn her down?

No.

Virtua Chief
04-30-2007, 01:44 AM
I would bone both. I saw Kari in Stuff or Maxim and she looked good.

Silock
04-30-2007, 02:10 AM
Kari Byron FTW

blueballs
04-30-2007, 05:15 AM
having never heard of or seen either before
and only the pictures to go by
they would seem to be the same person
or close enough to not matter

el borracho
04-30-2007, 07:34 AM
ehind? Meh, not as good as nal. I tried.
utthole.

shyguyms
04-30-2007, 08:03 AM
She's also a vegetarian. Major turn-off.

yeah me too if she wont eat my meat , count me out!

Chief Chief
04-30-2007, 08:46 AM
Just by checkin' out the photos, it's quite obvious that Kari loves lotsa dem bones!

Stinger
04-30-2007, 08:56 AM
:) Keri

http://saturn5.com/darwin/beef/images/kari/06-kari_byron_shark_bikini_radio_belly.jpg

crazycoffey
04-30-2007, 09:05 AM
What about if she lifted her leg and ripped a stinker while you were driving her home, and then used her hand to waft it up to you and asked what you thought of the vegetarian lasagne the second time?



I'd laugh my ass off, then give her a little cupcake right back, and if she could take that, then we would get along just fine. I don't like it when women act like they don't fart, it's fake.


I like having a pretty girl be real.


BTW, my wife and I do this in the car all the time....

siberian khatru
04-30-2007, 09:19 AM
Jenna, instantly.

FringeNC
04-30-2007, 09:23 AM
Jenna looks a lot better in photo shoots than she does in the show. The purposefully make her look a little drab.

RedandGold
04-30-2007, 11:34 AM
Given the options, I'd definitely go for Jenna.

Kerberos
04-30-2007, 11:56 AM
Anyone ever "REALLY" seen what Redrums Mom looks like? I would have to SEE her before I made a pick of either of these!

Jayhawkerman2001
04-30-2007, 12:17 PM
Sorry man, but I can/do do better on my own. If I HAD to choose I'd go A. That girl in B looks like a caveman to me in that pic (I'm sure the skeleton doesn't help).

Ah, now i really do believe you about St. Louis, lol.

Anyways, there is something about the mythbusters girl that makes me really wanna... i wont go any further

Dr. Facebook Fever
04-30-2007, 12:19 PM
They're both cute as hell... but Kari is the love of my life. I should go back to a Kari avatar and sig.

Kerberos
04-30-2007, 01:01 PM
Kari doesn't like meat but I bet she loves the bone!

Thats a SUCKERS bet just by looking at her pic

TinyEvel
04-30-2007, 01:09 PM
I voted "neither" I'd rather just beat off to your mom. Again.

StcChief
04-30-2007, 01:13 PM
NAL http://dmoz.org/profiles/nal.html WTF

Baby Lee
04-30-2007, 01:56 PM
I'll give her the benefit of the doubt b/c we have the same alma mater. Hell, Baby Lee might know her. They were at the same school at the same time.
That I didn't meet/meat her and make her mah wife is proof positive the universe hates me.

Dr. Facebook Fever
04-30-2007, 02:13 PM
Kari baby...

convict1983
04-30-2007, 02:17 PM
A

I have never heard of or seen the other one. UGH she looks like she has a mean overbite.

KcMizzou
04-30-2007, 02:19 PM
A

I have never heard of or seen the other one. UGH she looks like she has a mean overbite.
That's not a flattering pic. She's actually very cute. Geeky-cute.

'Hamas' Jenkins
05-03-2007, 04:36 AM
That I didn't meet/meat her and make her mah wife is proof positive the universe hates me.

"God hates me that's what it is."--Roger Murtaugh

"Hate him back, it works for me."--Martin Riggs

sorry dude :(