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Groves
05-01-2007, 12:02 PM
I'm a recent joiner, but already I've learned to spot cross-post humor, anticipate "antifreeze" comments, and much much more. Imagine my character development after a few years.

What about the rest of you?

Mr. Laz
05-01-2007, 12:05 PM
"resistance is futile ....."

Dicky McElephant
05-01-2007, 12:05 PM
I learned that I'm a n00b.....and no one really cares about my opinion......

**** em anyways....

siberian khatru
05-01-2007, 12:06 PM
I now appreciate the posting brilliance that is GoChiefs.

Deberg_1990
05-01-2007, 12:07 PM
I lost my job, wife and kids....but other than that, ive improved as a person 100%!

tyton75
05-01-2007, 12:09 PM
I realized that to post here you have to be a jaded, sarcastic prick,

and I'm begining to fit right in :)

crazycoffey
05-01-2007, 12:12 PM
This was my first internet posting experience, I've out done myself in many ways, but learned more about what is acceptable behavior here and how to reckonize sarcasim, appreciate the antifreeze jokes and Redrum's moms comments, add :p to posts when I'm joking to insure I'm not as misunderstood.

I've also learned more about football, Missouri, and many other things.

It's been a fun four months........ :D

keg in kc
05-01-2007, 12:13 PM
I've gotten fatter.

That's about it.

pikesome
05-01-2007, 12:13 PM
Skip doesn't fill me with terror anymore just a slight feeling of dread.

crazycoffey
05-01-2007, 12:13 PM
Skip doesn't fill me with terror anymore just a slight feeling of dread.

the only fear I've gotten from Skip is the fear of growing old......


:p

TinyEvel
05-01-2007, 12:18 PM
I spend much more time on the internet NOT beating off.

Braincase
05-01-2007, 12:18 PM
I no longer drive through piles of leaves on the street.

kepp
05-01-2007, 12:33 PM
I've aquired a bike, a dog, several cats and a bottle of gatorade.

DMAC
05-01-2007, 12:35 PM
I look NOTHING like a DMAC. Oh, that's what I have learned...

I havent changed at all...and I never will, so **** off!!!

Phobia
05-01-2007, 12:36 PM
Heh. I've changed careers, gotten married, had a kid, gotten skinny, then fat, found God, learned to smoke pork, quit tobacco, started tobacco, moved from Houston to KC, and a multitude of other things.

I owe it all to the Planet.

Bob Dole
05-01-2007, 12:39 PM
Heh. I've changed careers, gotten married, had a kid, gotten skinny, then fat, found God, learned to smoke pork, quit tobacco, started tobacco, moved from Houston to KC, and a multitude of other things.

I owe it all to the Planet.

What's the current tally on the wives you have made fat?

ROYC75
05-01-2007, 12:46 PM
What's the current tally on the wives you have made fat?


A tally on phone calls from NEPA ?

booyaf2
05-01-2007, 01:17 PM
I've had 2 kids(same time) and had a vasectomy. I as well would like to thank the planet.

JimNasium
05-01-2007, 01:22 PM
Chiefsplanet has allowed me to receive total consciousness. So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

elvomito
05-01-2007, 01:33 PM
roys: "scanlon has taught me how to make love to a woman and discipline a child"

Chief Faithful
05-01-2007, 01:34 PM
I've learned through the testing of my faith that GROB is the devil.

Ecto-I
05-01-2007, 01:35 PM
Wow. When I joined, I was 16 year old, chubby, in high school, and a virgin. Now I'm 23, a college graduate and young professional, who happens to be devilishly good looking with charm to boot! And I also happened to lose my virginity in that time. Thank you Chiefsplanet.

keg in kc
05-01-2007, 01:46 PM
And I also happened to lose my virginity in that time.So what you're saying is that you're coming off the best week of your life?

Hog Farmer
05-01-2007, 01:53 PM
When I first joined Chiefs Planet I was merely a Hog Farmer, Jerking off Boars just to cram that semen in some ole Sows vaginer. Now I own the place and somebody else has to do it.

pikesome
05-01-2007, 01:58 PM
When I first joined Chiefs Planet I was merely a Hog Farmer, Jerking off Boars just to cram that semen in some ole Sows vaginer. Now I own the place and somebody else has to do it.

Honestly, this one of the things I remember most about first joining. I used to think it was a put on. Then the realisation sunk in, this guy really does wack-off pigs. :)

Rooster
05-01-2007, 02:03 PM
Coach Finstock: There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.

sportsman1
05-01-2007, 03:49 PM
I've learned that I kill more topics then anyone else.
Lets see any luck here?

Ecto-I
05-01-2007, 06:30 PM
So what you're saying is that you're coming off the best week of your life?
LMAO....bastard.

Smed1065
05-01-2007, 06:37 PM
I have gained more fat, more pessimism, drink more beer and have learned to be sarcastic.

Good job, Planet!

88TG88
05-01-2007, 06:40 PM
I've learned that Mecca is always right no matter what Logical says.

Simplex3
05-01-2007, 06:46 PM
I no longer drive through piles of leaves on the street.
LMAO

...though I believe to be accurate it was in a YARD.

Simplex3
05-01-2007, 06:47 PM
I've aquired a bike, a dog, several cats and a bottle of gatorade.
Who got the truck?

Logical
05-01-2007, 06:49 PM
I've learned that Mecca is always right no matter what Logical says.ROFL OK I found that really funny in a bizzaro world kind of way. Excellent.

Simplex3
05-01-2007, 06:51 PM
Me? I've had a second kid. Mostly though, I've learned to relax. I've got a much better handle on the crap I actually care about and actually affects me. Believe me, though, I owe none of that to any of you c**k suckers or this s**t hole of an Internet site.

noa
05-01-2007, 06:51 PM
I call everyone Chiefsplanet now. My wife, my kids, my dogs, my boss...I can't help it.

Zebedee DuBois
05-01-2007, 07:08 PM
I learned that I'm a n00b.....and no one really cares about my opinion......

**** em anyways....


Really....no one cares about anyone else's opinions either.

Zebedee DuBois
05-01-2007, 07:09 PM
I've learned that an internet bulliten board is very much like a room full of monkeys throwing poop.

Smed1065
05-01-2007, 07:11 PM
Really....no one cares about anyone else's opinions either.

Oh shit, now he will start posting more.


:cuss:

JimNasium
05-01-2007, 07:18 PM
I've learned that an internet bulliten board is very much like a room full of monkeys throwing poop.
It's been a while since we've had a good poop thread.

luv
05-01-2007, 07:20 PM
I guess this is the question I actually answered on the other thread. I've grown a few more layers of skin, and I've learned so much about football. I've also gotten the chance to meet some cool new people.

I've also learned that people can be even bigger spelling/grammar Nazis than I am!

Zebedee DuBois
05-01-2007, 07:21 PM
It's been a while since we've had a good poop thread.

...and there is nothing quite like a good poop. A great way to start the day.

JimNasium
05-01-2007, 07:22 PM
...and there is nothing quite like a good poop. A great way to start the day.
I always like to announce my movements to my children. I think they appreciate it.

Zebedee DuBois
05-01-2007, 07:24 PM
I always like to announce my movements to my children. I think they appreciate it.

It is only fair to warn them. It's like a Public Service Announcement.

You, sir, are a humanitarian.

DaFace
05-01-2007, 07:31 PM
I got a job and moved to Dungver. And I owe it all to ChiefsPlanet.

JimNasium
05-01-2007, 07:33 PM
It is only fair to warn them. It's like a Public Service Announcement.

You, sir, are a humanitarian.
Jenny doesn't seem to see it that way. :shake:

crazycoffey
05-01-2007, 10:04 PM
I've learned that Mecca is always right no matter what Logical says.


:LOL: ROFL




what?




:p




what a funny post.

Frazod
05-01-2007, 10:05 PM
I got a job and moved to Dungver. And I owe it all to ChiefsPlanet.

You win. :D

PinkFloyd
05-01-2007, 10:16 PM
I've had 3 jobs --- beat cancer --- been diagnosed with MS --- had 3 knee surgeries --- 2 shoulder surgeries ---

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE



Thanx alot you sun-sa-bitches !!!!!




:p :p

listopencil
05-01-2007, 10:17 PM
I'm older.

big nasty kcnut
05-02-2007, 12:50 AM
I've moved from tulsa to wichita and now corpus christi. I lost a little of positive attitude but gain a little more mental toughness.I gain a few friends and mortal enemy here. Thank chiefs planet.

Rain Man
05-02-2007, 12:55 AM
I've shifted my stalking style to an online mode.

Mark M
05-02-2007, 12:58 AM
Three jobs ... one kid ... 20 pounds (of weight, not pot--although if anyone knows someone in the KC area ... ;) ) ... eleventy million grey hairs ... five titanium screws inserted, removed, and six more put in ... two houses ... two cars ... and a lot lower blood pressure due to readjusting my priorities.

Damn. Six and a half years goes by fast, don't it?

MM
~~:eek:

Simplex3
05-02-2007, 07:23 AM
I've moved from tulsa to wichita and now corpus christi. I lost a little of positive attitude but gain a little more mental toughness.I gain a few friends and mortal enemy here. Thank chiefs planet.
Did the rest of you also understand this, or did I have a stroke last night that put me on his level?

BigRedChief
05-02-2007, 07:47 AM
I have gained more fat, more pessimism, drink more beer and have learned to be sarcastic.

Good job, Planet!
Your Welcome! :)

boogblaster
05-02-2007, 09:26 AM
Im no longer me ....

booger
05-02-2007, 10:17 AM
I've gotten fatter.

That's about it.

Same here. For some strange reason I now have hair growth on the bottom of my feet too. :(

Joie
05-02-2007, 10:32 AM
I've gone from the winter coat, to the light jacket, back to the winter coat for awhile, and now to shorts and skirts with no jacket at all. Oh, how things have changed since January.