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Mr. Flopnuts
05-01-2007, 10:35 PM
So a brand new teacher starts her first day with her new 5th grade class in the wonderful city of Denver CO. She decides that an icebreaker is in order because she's nervous and feels the kids probably are too. So she says to the class "Good morning, my name is Ms. Davis and I'm a Broncos fan. Can all of you who are Broncos fans raise your hand?"

Immediately the entire class raises their hands except one little girl. She asks the little girl "Honey, you're not raising your hand. Are you not a Broncos fan?" The little girl promptly replies "No. No I'm not. I'm a Kansas City Chiefs fan."

Astounded the teacher asks the girl "You mean, living here in Denver you are a Chiefs fan?" To which the little girl responds "Yes I am." The teacher then asks "Well why is that?" To which the little girl says "My daddy is a Chiefs fan so I'm a Chiefs fan too."

More than a little annoyed the teacher says to the girl "Well doing every little thing your mother and father does isn't always good. If your mother was a whore and your father was a crack addict would you be a Chiefs fan then?" To which the little girl replies "Of course not, then I would be a Raiders fan."

Thig Lyfe
05-01-2007, 10:36 PM
Nice!

Mr. Flopnuts
05-01-2007, 10:39 PM
Since I've started a dreaded joke thread I have one more and only one more that I will post this fine day.

What does a 60 year old woman's vagina smell like?

Mr. Flopnuts
05-01-2007, 10:39 PM
Depends.