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Fat Elvis
05-10-2007, 11:34 AM
D'oh!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/space/20070510/sc_space/crematedremainsof200lostinmountainsaftertriptospace

Count Alex's Losses
05-10-2007, 11:40 AM
Hmmmm....

http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/1584/untitled1an9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

kepp
05-10-2007, 11:41 AM
So Scotty's remains weren't supposed to STAY in space? ...just graze it and come back to earth? So much for space being the final frontier.

chasedude
05-10-2007, 11:43 AM
Best Scottish Accent "I'm looking for her as fast as I can Captain, I can't look any faster!"

4th and Long
05-10-2007, 11:50 AM
"The warp drive is a hopeless pile of junk!"

DaFace
05-10-2007, 11:52 AM
So Scotty's remains weren't supposed to STAY in space? ...just graze it and come back to earth? So much for space being the final frontier.

Color me puzzled about that as well.

Donger
05-10-2007, 11:54 AM
So Scotty's remains weren't supposed to STAY in space? ...just graze it and come back to earth? So much for space being the final frontier.

A ballistic, sub-orbital flight is one thing. Achieving orbit is something else.

As Scotty would have said, "We don't have the powerrrrr!"

4th and Long
05-10-2007, 11:55 AM
Color me puzzled about that as well.
Are ya daft!!!? The main drive assembly's shot, the inducers are melted, the power couplings are wrecked, we need a week just to get started!!!

Count Alex's Losses
05-10-2007, 11:57 AM
Are ya daft!!!? The main drive assembly's shot, the inducers are melted, the power couplings are wrecked, we need a week just to get started!!!

Great episode.

Donger
05-10-2007, 11:58 AM
Are ya daft!!!? The main drive assembly's shot, the inducers are melted, the power couplings are wrecked, we need a week just to get started!!!

Was that his TNG episode?

4th and Long
05-10-2007, 12:10 PM
Was that his TNG episode?
Yep. "Relics"

Count Alex's Losses
05-10-2007, 12:18 PM
I always thought Geordi came off as a little gay in that episode, worshipping the ground Scotty walked on.

Donger
05-10-2007, 12:19 PM
I always thought Geordi came off as a little gay in that episode, worshipping the ground Scotty walked on.

You're obviously not thinking clearly.

chasedude
05-10-2007, 12:46 PM
Yep. "Relics"

Wow and I thought I was a trekkie! :)

Donger
05-10-2007, 12:51 PM
Wow and I thought I was a trekkie! :)

Only TNG fans are true Trekkies.

4th and Long
05-10-2007, 01:40 PM
Wow and I thought I was a trekkie! :)
You are Ensign Red Shirt.
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/5/57/200px-Eddie_Paskey.jpg

Me?
http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/2249/captainspipscj4.jpg
I wear Captain's pips. :D

chasedude
05-10-2007, 02:03 PM
You are Ensign Red Shirt.
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/5/57/200px-Eddie_Paskey.jpg

Me?
http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/2249/captainspipscj4.jpg
I wear Captain's pips. :D

Damn the red shirt... I'm dead before the episode ends!

I just had to add the TNG series to my Neflix list.. :p

ChiefaRoo
05-10-2007, 02:31 PM
I can't believe they lost Scotty. unbelievable.

listopencil
05-10-2007, 04:06 PM
It's a trick. His remains were transported out when the craft "nosed into space". His remains will now be seeded into a Genesis Mark Seven Mod Six Capsule and Scotty will reappear in about eleven months. At which point he will bitch about how long the process took.

Count Alex's Losses
05-10-2007, 04:09 PM
It's a trick. His remains were transported out when the craft "nosed into space". His remains will now be seeded into a Genesis Mark Seven Mod Six Capsule and Scotty will reappear in about eleven months. At which point he will bitch about how long the process took.

Post #2, dude. You LOSE!!!

listopencil
05-10-2007, 04:12 PM
Did someone fart just now?

4th and Long
05-10-2007, 04:13 PM
listo, use the Vulcan neck pinch on him.

Count Alex's Losses
05-10-2007, 04:18 PM
I had that nerve moved to my left butt cheek.

big nasty kcnut
05-10-2007, 04:19 PM
All i have to say damn the prime directive. Let get away team on this and find scotty.

listopencil
05-10-2007, 04:19 PM
listo, use the Vulcan neck pinch on him.


Unfortunately that doesn't work on lower life forms that lack the necessary nerve clusters and brain mass. Similar to the reason that a kick to the nuts is ineffective.