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Marlboro_Chief
05-10-2007, 04:21 PM
She's cum a long way from being the 14 year old bringing her teddy bear to the Tonight Show. COME TO DADDY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

ChiefsFire
05-10-2007, 04:22 PM
I hope she trims the beard

Count Zarth
05-10-2007, 04:39 PM
Butterface.

http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/3892/images7029185amandabearcf0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

el borracho
05-10-2007, 04:42 PM
Butterface.

http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/3892/images7029185amandabearcf0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Yuck.

Mecca
05-10-2007, 04:43 PM
That's a rather unflattering picture...

Easy 6
05-10-2007, 04:43 PM
Butterface.

http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/3892/images7029185amandabearcf0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Ehhh, i wont be purchasing that issue.

Shes a cross between Maria Shriver & Hillary Swank.

Simplex3
05-10-2007, 04:43 PM
Butterface.
Let's not judge until you've poked one and know what the hell you're talking about.

Count Zarth
05-10-2007, 04:43 PM
Seriously. She looks like that one freaky blond guy who always plays psychopaths in movies. I forget his name. Dammit. I can see his face.

Simplex3
05-10-2007, 04:46 PM
Hideous. I can't imagine why anyone would want a piece of that.

http://www.armyofmom.com/amandabeard.jpg

Pestilence
05-10-2007, 04:47 PM
Seriously. She looks like that one freaky blond guy who always plays psychopaths in movies. I forget his name. Dammit. I can see his face.

Andy Dick? lol

Kclee
05-10-2007, 04:47 PM
Seriously. She looks like that one freaky blond guy who always plays psychopaths in movies. I forget his name. Dammit. I can see his face.

Heh. Gary Busey?

Uncle_Ted
05-10-2007, 04:48 PM
Unfortunately, Playboy will airbrush the hell out of her just like they do everyone else.

I'd rather see a real woman, not some half-woman / half-cartoon concoction.

Count Zarth
05-10-2007, 04:48 PM
Andy Dick? lol

Not Andy Dick. Dammit. He looks sort of like the dude who played Kurgan in Highlander.

Count Zarth
05-10-2007, 04:48 PM
Heh. Gary Busey?

He's like a cross between Gary Busey and Kurgan. DAMMIT!!!

Easy 6
05-10-2007, 04:48 PM
Hideous. I can't imagine why anyone would want a piece of that.

http://www.armyofmom.com/amandabeard.jpg

That IS much better, but i still prefer a 'lil more hip.

stlchiefs
05-10-2007, 04:49 PM
Hideous. I can't imagine why anyone would want a piece of that.

http://www.armyofmom.com/amandabeard.jpg

Um, yes please.

GoChiefs you can take your virginity and screw it with your left hand.

Mecca
05-10-2007, 04:51 PM
LOL, anyone saying they wouldn't bang her amuses me........I'm sure you're all pulling the high quality ho's.......

el borracho
05-10-2007, 04:54 PM
Hideous. I can't imagine why anyone would want a piece of that.

http://www.armyofmom.com/amandabeard.jpg
Much better photo. Still would not call her a dream gal, though.

Count Zarth
05-10-2007, 04:57 PM
This is really bothering me.

Easy 6
05-10-2007, 04:57 PM
LOL, anyone saying they wouldn't bang her amuses me........I'm sure you're all pulling the high quality ho's.......

I havent seen anyone say they wouldnt take her for a drive, but shes NOT all that.

Pestilence
05-10-2007, 04:59 PM
LOL, anyone saying they wouldn't bang her amuses me........I'm sure you're all pulling the high quality ho's.......


I'd hit it. I'm just saying that there are other chicks that I would tap first before her.

Mecca
05-10-2007, 04:59 PM
I havent seen anyone say they wouldnt take her for a drive, but shes NOT all that.

Well GoChiefs, but I forgot he's gay so he doesn't count.

Count Zarth
05-10-2007, 04:59 PM
Wait! Wait! I've got it! Googling!

Kclee
05-10-2007, 05:00 PM
He's like a cross between Gary Busey and Kurgan. DAMMIT!!!


His son, Jake Busey?

Count Zarth
05-10-2007, 05:05 PM
Haha! This is AMAZING!!! He's Gary Busey's SON!!!!!!

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/6845/headshotsjakebuseypd7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Donger
05-10-2007, 05:09 PM
Haha! This is AMAZING!!! He's Gary Busey's SON!!!!!!

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/6845/headshotsjakebuseypd7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

See #24

Pestilence
05-10-2007, 05:14 PM
I'd say in that 1st picture she looks more like a cross between Jake Busey and the Arquette cross dressing son/daughter.

Count Zarth
05-10-2007, 05:15 PM
Yeah, I did. I actually figured it out before that. I had a mental image of some guy looking all creepy (Like Ms. Beard in the original photo), and I couldn't remember the movie. Then it dawned on me -CONTACT! The creepy religious zealot guy from contact that blows up the big rotating circle thingy! So I IMDB'd contact and looked at the cast list and BINGO!!! JAKE BUSEY!!!! SCORE!

stlchiefs
05-10-2007, 05:15 PM
This is really bothering me.

That you don't find females attractive?

Donger
05-10-2007, 05:18 PM
Yeah, I did. I actually figured it out before that. I had a mental image of some guy looking all creepy (Like Ms. Beard in the original photo), and I couldn't remember the movie. Then it dawned on me -CONTACT! The creepy religious zealot guy from contact that blows up the big rotating circle thingy! So I IMDB'd contact and looked at the cast list and BINGO!!! JAKE BUSEY!!!! SCORE!

He wasn't creepy in Starship Troopers.

Count Zarth
05-10-2007, 05:21 PM
He wasn't creepy in Starship Troopers.

Actually he was VERY creepy when he was playing the violin. I wish I had a screencap. The dude has the best "creepy stalker" face I've ever seen.

ChiefsCountry
05-10-2007, 05:31 PM
Dammit how did a thread about Amanda Beard and Playboy end up with pictures of some dude.

Donger
05-10-2007, 05:40 PM
Actually he was VERY creepy when he was playing the violin. I wish I had a screencap. The dude has the best "creepy stalker" face I've ever seen.

Yeah, now that I think about it, he did look pretty creepy in that scene. But, I don't think it's a "face" that he does. He just looks like that.

I wish I'd never seen that film, actually. Dina Meyers' breasts were not what I had hoped. Still one of the prettiest actresses, IMO. SHe looked best in Star Trek: Nemesis as a Romulan.

Adept Havelock
05-10-2007, 05:43 PM
Yeah, now that I think about it, he did look pretty creepy in that scene. But, I don't think it's a "face" that he does. He just looks like that.

I wish I'd never seen that film, actually. Dina Meyers' breasts were not what I had hoped. Still one of the prettiest actresses, IMO. SHe looked best in Star Trek: Nemesis as a Romulan.


That's why she looked familiar, even with the pointed ears. Thanks.

(I really wish someone other than Paul "Robocop" Verhoven had made the movie of Troopers)

Count Zarth
05-10-2007, 05:44 PM
I wish I'd never seen that film, actually. Dina Meyers' breasts were not what I had hoped. Still one of the prettiest actresses, IMO. SHe looked best in Star Trek: Nemesis as a Romulan.

Dina Meyes was brutally hot in that movie, but yeah, the tits were disappointing.

Donger
05-10-2007, 05:48 PM
That's why she looked familiar, even with the pointed ears. Thanks.

(I really wish someone other than Paul "Robocop" Verhoven had made the movie of Troopers)

Yes, very pretty. I love that scene with her and Schinzon.

"Now go."

It never fails to make my wife nuts when I do that when I'm done speaking with her.

Valiant
05-10-2007, 05:54 PM
Its amazing to think the majority of you people cracking on her looks after seeing some of your pictures...

AZORChiefFan
05-10-2007, 07:40 PM
:doh!: When I read this thread title I threw up a little because I thought this was posing in playboy

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/2627/AmandaBear_AmyG_3817792_400.jpg

CoMoChief
05-10-2007, 07:42 PM
Butterface.

http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/3892/images7029185amandabearcf0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)



Looks like her "mooseknuckle" is kinda poppin out too.

Simplex3
05-10-2007, 08:00 PM
Dammit how did a thread about Amanda Beard and Playboy end up with pictures of some dude.
One word:

GoQueer

Skip Towne
05-10-2007, 08:11 PM
Heh. Gary Busey?
I went to Coffeyville College with him. 1963. He married a Coffeyville girl, Judy Helkenberg. He was the last man killed on "Gunsmoke". Third from last episode.

Marlboro_Chief
05-10-2007, 09:25 PM
Speaking of Playboy, does anybody have the links to the new pics from the June issue?

'Hamas' Jenkins
05-10-2007, 09:31 PM
Sorry, she's hot as f*ck.

http://img3.exs.cx/img3/9008/1big.jpg

Count Zarth
05-10-2007, 09:34 PM
Not that hot. I mean, I'd do her, but as far as famous people go? Not that hot.

'Hamas' Jenkins
05-10-2007, 09:37 PM
Not that hot. I mean, I'd do her, but as far as famous people go? Not that hot.

She's a hell of a lot better looking than Carrie Underwood.

Count Zarth
05-10-2007, 09:39 PM
She's a hell of a lot better looking than Carrie Underwood.

It's a matter of preference sir. At least Carrie has hips that don't resemble those of teenage boys.

Donger
05-10-2007, 10:50 PM
Sorry, she's hot as f*ck.

http://img3.exs.cx/img3/9008/1big.jpg

Meh. Looks like asymmetrical nipples.

Mr. Flopnuts
05-10-2007, 10:51 PM
Butterface.

http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/3892/images7029185amandabearcf0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


That is HORRIBLE :Lin:

Mr. Flopnuts
05-10-2007, 10:52 PM
Sorry, she's hot as f*ck.

http://img3.exs.cx/img3/9008/1big.jpg


Much better. :drool:

Easy 6
05-11-2007, 05:10 AM
She's a hell of a lot better looking than Carrie Underwood.

Thats a negative Red Squad, return to the TOC for an ass chewing from the Full Bird.

Reerun_KC
05-11-2007, 05:55 AM
It's a matter of preference sir. At least Carrie has hips that don't resemble those of teenage boys.


DUDE????? First you hijack a thread about a women posing in playboy with pictures of some dude you fantasize about, then you are talking about the hips of teenage boys....


Man son you have serious issues.... I mean if youíre gay, that is okay, we wonít hold that against you, but donít hijack playboy threads with your perversion for boys....

Direckshun
05-11-2007, 06:33 PM
Might as well have some fun with this.

http://msn.foxsports.com/id/6793766_7_4.jpg

Direckshun
05-11-2007, 06:35 PM
Oddly enough, she looks incredibly slow on land.

http://msn.foxsports.com/id/6793798_7_2.jpg

Count Zarth
05-11-2007, 06:38 PM
DUDE????? First you hijack a thread about a women posing in playboy with pictures of some dude you fantasize about, then you are talking about the hips of teenage boys....


Man son you have serious issues.... I mean if youíre gay, that is okay, we wonít hold that against you, but donít hijack playboy threads with your perversion for boys....

Are you saying this bitch doesn't have hips that resemble those of a teenage boy? Excuse me if I am comfortable in my sexuality.

JohnnyV13
05-11-2007, 06:46 PM
You know, last I heard, Amanda Beard lives in Tucson (She used to swim for the U of A). I've always wanted to run into her in a bar here.

New Yorker
05-11-2007, 06:55 PM
don`t look all that bad to me.

http://i.cnn.net/si/pr/subs/swimsuit/images/05_abeard_04.jpg

she reminds me a bit of this one:

http://www.imgspeakers.com/_images/books/NavratilovaMartina-ShapeYourSelf.gif

and Maria Shriver

http://www.sfgate.com/c/pictures/2004/12/07/mn_people_shriver_ny.jpg

Silock
05-11-2007, 11:42 PM
It's a matter of preference sir. At least Carrie has hips that don't resemble those of teenage boys.

It's amazing how people on the internet will say "Oh, I would definitely not hit that. Look at her pointy elbows."

She's a world-class athlete. It's not like she went all Lindsay Lohan binge and purge dieting.

BigMeatballDave
05-12-2007, 12:17 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/56/Amanda_Bynes.jpg/250px-Amanda_Bynes.jpg I'd rather see this Amanda in PlayBoy!

Simplex3
05-12-2007, 07:22 AM
Are you saying this bitch doesn't have hips that resemble those of a teenage boy? Excuse me if I am comfortable in my sexuality.
How can you claim to be comfortable with something you've never done? After you've wet your willy come back and tell us how you aren't gay.