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Count Alex's Losses
05-10-2007, 09:08 PM
You know how it is. You're out and about, and you see some bleach-blonde tramp with a fake tan, but something catches your eye. This woman has an irresistible allure. Then it hits you. MILF! Report your MILF sightings here!

5/10/2007 - 10:58 AM

I'm at Chili's, picking up lunch. The damn place doesn't open for another two minutes so I'm sitting in my car. A big, bright, shiny SUV pulls up behind me. My ears prick up.

Then I notice whoever's driving this gas guzzler just parked in the "RESERVED" sign. Arrogant bitch. The door opens, and out steps a tight little brunette wearing capri pants and a cute little floral print top. Her hair is short and perky. And she's got a great ass.

I watch that ass go into the store and figure it's time for me to go inside, too. Inside her! Giggity giggity goo! I wish. Anyway, I go in and order and enjoy a front-row seat of her profile, my eyes at ass level. Dinner and a show. Nice.

Her order finally comes and she's complaining. Something about tomatoes.

"My 10-year old doesn't like them."

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah.

MILF!

I gaze intently as she scrapes those tomatoes off the pasta. Oh yeah. Work it, baby. How'd you like to grab my tomatoes? They're ripe and fresh.

She leaves and I stare at her ass as she walks out the door and leaves in her big black van. Big enough for hot MILF action. This has been a MILF sighting.

Dicky McElephant
05-10-2007, 09:14 PM
This thread is worthless without pics.

unothadeal
05-10-2007, 09:21 PM
You know how it is. You're out and about, and you see some bleach-blonde tramp with a fake tan, but something catches your eye. This woman has an irresistible allure. Then it hits you. MILF! Report your MILF sightings here!

5/10/2007 - 10:58 AM

I'm at Chili's, picking up lunch. The damn place doesn't open for another two minutes so I'm sitting in my car. A big, bright, shiny SUV pulls up behind me. My ears prick up.

Then I notice whoever's driving this gas guzzler just parked in the "RESERVED" sign. Arrogant bitch. The door opens, and out steps a tight little brunette wearing capri pants and a cute little floral print top. Her hair is short and perky. And she's got a great ass.

I watch that ass go into the store and figure it's time for me to go inside, too. Inside her! Giggity giggity goo! I wish. Anyway, I go in and order and enjoy a front-row seat of her profile, my eyes at ass level. Dinner and a show. Nice.

Her order finally comes and she's complaining. Something about tomatoes.

"My 10-year old doesn't like them."

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah.

MILF!

I gaze intently as she scrapes those tomatoes off the pasta. Oh yeah. Work it, baby. How'd you like to grab my tomatoes? They're ripe and fresh.

She leaves and I stare at her ass as she walks out the door and leaves in her big black van. Big enough for hot MILF action. This has been a MILF sighting.

Amateur. I once made love to a GGILF. Yes that's right, a GGILF

ChiefsCountry
05-10-2007, 09:22 PM
Did GoChiefs buy a Penthouse and copy it like he does with WPI? :p

Count Alex's Losses
05-10-2007, 09:24 PM
Amateur. I once made love to a GGILF. Yes that's right, a GGILF

GGILF? What's that?

unothadeal
05-10-2007, 09:25 PM
GGILF? What's that?
Great Grandmother I'd Like to ****

CoMoChief
05-10-2007, 09:25 PM
Found one.

Simplex3
05-10-2007, 09:29 PM
So did you get the guy's number before he left?

UteChief
05-10-2007, 09:31 PM
Another worthless without pics post.

boogblaster
05-10-2007, 09:34 PM
Poor ole gochaft he's groping on the ole-blisters this leads to porkin the ole blue-hairs...

Mile High Mania
05-10-2007, 09:36 PM
You wouldn't know a MILF if she sat on your face and wiggled...

Count Alex's Losses
05-10-2007, 09:40 PM
Another worthless without pics post.

This thread is worthless without pics.

http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/5490/chiefladiescj5so7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

HemiEd
05-10-2007, 09:45 PM
The door opens, and out steps a tight little brunette wearing capri pants and a cute little floral print top. Her hair is short and perky. .


I can not believe you wrote that.

Count Alex's Losses
05-10-2007, 09:46 PM
I can not believe you wrote that.

Believe me, it would have looked even cuter on Chili's bathroom floor.

POND_OF_RED
05-10-2007, 09:48 PM
This thread is worthless without pics.
http://galleries.hollycelebs.com/pics/pics/AngelinaJolie/AngelinaJolie05.jpg

HemiEd
05-10-2007, 09:51 PM
Believe me, it would have looked even cuter on Chili's bathroom floor.

Well ok then.

Gonzo
05-10-2007, 09:55 PM
I can not believe you wrote that.

The creepiest thing about this thread is that G.C. probably wrote it with one hand.

Dicky McElephant
05-10-2007, 10:01 PM
The creepiest thing about this thread is that G.C. probably wrote it with one hand.
ROFL

Simply Red
05-10-2007, 10:03 PM
Dumbass. Your dog turned away from your peanut buttered penis. How the fugg are you going to pull a MILF?

scorpio
05-10-2007, 10:07 PM
Hmm, in the message board vernacular: "Pics or negs."

You don't start a thread like this without having photo evidence, meatpeeker.

ChiefaRoo
05-10-2007, 10:59 PM
Loser thread

Iowanian
05-10-2007, 11:05 PM
Oh wow...One just walked right by me. She's wearing shorts and a T-shirt....Oh shit....she's going right up the stairs.


"I'll be up in a minute".

ChiefaRoo
05-10-2007, 11:06 PM
Oh wow...One just walked right by me. She's wearing shorts and a T-shirt....Oh shit....she's going right up the stairs.


"I'll be up in a minute".


Pics please LMAO

Count Alex's Losses
05-10-2007, 11:07 PM
Oh wow...One just walked right by me. She's wearing shorts and a T-shirt....Oh shit....she's going right up the stairs.


"I'll be up in a minute".

5/10/2007 - 11:04 PM

Iowanian sees hot domestic MILF clad in casual wear. Arousal: Rising.

TinyEvel
05-10-2007, 11:09 PM
Man, Gochiefs is using ChiefsPlanet like it's the friggen Penthouse Forum. Eeeeeeeewwwww.

Buehler445
05-10-2007, 11:10 PM
http://galleries.hollycelebs.com/pics/pics/AngelinaJolie/AngelinaJolie05.jpg

This is better... Pics good.

Sam Hall
05-10-2007, 11:12 PM
MILFs really aren't that hard to find :)

Count Alex's Losses
05-10-2007, 11:13 PM
MILFs really aren't that hard to find :)

Going to the local kindergarten just makes you look like a pedophile.

Sam Hall
05-10-2007, 11:15 PM
Going to the local kindergarten just makes you look like a pedophile.

I wasn't thinking along those lines :)

OctoberFart
05-10-2007, 11:18 PM
GoQueer you couldn't get laid in a whore house and a fistfull of hundreds. You probably sat their and gave her the pervert desperate eyes and burnt a hole in her back.

TinyEvel
05-10-2007, 11:18 PM
Read it and weep, beeotches!
(on the right) and her sister is on the left.

sedated
05-10-2007, 11:20 PM
Going to the local kindergarten just makes you look like a pedophile.

f*cking tell me about it.

that bitch started talking about pressing charges

what does a 6 year old know about "charges"?

ChiefaRoo
05-10-2007, 11:43 PM
Read it and weep, beeotches!
(on the right) and her sister is on the left.


Tiny E. Hook me up with Sissy. I'll Meet you guys in Vegas

Donger
05-10-2007, 11:48 PM
One of the funniest moments is my life:

The wife came home from the grocery store. She had a puzzled look on her face. I asked her what was wrong and she said, "Well, I was shopping and I walked past these teenaged boys. They looked at me strangely, so I just smiled and nodded. But then, as I got past them, they started chanting 'MILF! MILF! MILF!'"

In between belly laughs, I explained what it meant.

Count Alex's Losses
05-10-2007, 11:49 PM
Awesome. Fine young lads in training. Sounds like they have a good eye.

Donger
05-10-2007, 11:52 PM
Awesome. Fine young lads in training. Sounds like they have a good eye.

She was actually revolted. I tried to tell her to take it as a compliment, and then she reminded me that I once screwed a rolled up old piece of carpet when I was 13.

She has a way of beating me in argument, my wife does.

Deberg_1990
05-10-2007, 11:55 PM
So whats your next thread GoChiefs?

A GILF sighting thread??

ChiefaRoo
05-11-2007, 12:05 AM
She was actually revolted. I tried to tell her to take it as a compliment, and then she reminded me that I once screwed a rolled up old piece of carpet when I was 13.

She has a way of beating me in argument, my wife does.

Did you wax that carpets azz?

Donger
05-11-2007, 12:06 AM
Did you wax that carpets azz?

I don't recall the process involving any wax, no. Plenty of carpet burns, however.

KcMizzou
05-11-2007, 01:34 AM
She was actually revolted. I tried to tell her to take it as a compliment, and then she reminded me that I once screwed a rolled up old piece of carpet when I was 13.
Wow... that's... creative.

Brando
05-11-2007, 02:10 AM
I bought a "I love hot moms" t-shirt last weekend. My gf loves it but her daughter thinks that it's "gross."

Chief Henry
05-11-2007, 03:56 AM
"Giggity Giggity Goo"

That does belong on a T-Shirt...

kepp
05-11-2007, 07:58 AM
She was actually revolted. I tried to tell her to take it as a compliment, and then she reminded me that I once screwed a rolled up old piece of carpet when I was 13.

She has a way of beating me in argument, my wife does.
Berber?

ChiTown
05-11-2007, 08:44 AM
Berber?

astro turf......

Simply Red
05-11-2007, 08:57 AM
Hot off the presses.

MILF sighting at QT getting a drink. Hot blonde short hair magnificent butt with tight turquoise pants riding up the turd-cutter.

Count Alex's Losses
05-11-2007, 09:00 AM
Excellent report, Simply Red!

ChiTown
05-11-2007, 09:07 AM
Many years ago, hell, it's probably archived somewhere here at the Planet. I started a thread about this gal that had an office above me who was absolutely smokin hot. Blond, big tits, 'bout 5-11 or 6ft tall - magnificent.

Long story short, my window overlooked the parking lot area where she parked her little Porsche. Anyway, I see here walking out to her car, so I stop to watch her in amazement in her short mini skirt. Her car was parked just adjacent to my window, so I had a perfect angle to catch a nice beaver shot. Low and behold, as she gets in, she's going camando, and stays in a holding position long enough for me to fall out of my chair staring at it.

My day was shot after that............

Bowser
05-11-2007, 09:07 AM
You want MILF's? Go to a 24 Hour Fitness. MILF heaven.

Donger
05-11-2007, 09:21 AM
Berber?

Randy English.

Simply Red
05-28-2008, 05:52 PM
Wen't out w/ a milf last Thurs.

Skip Towne
05-28-2008, 06:09 PM
Two MILFS you can see every morning: Julie Chin and Maggie Rodriguez on CBS Early show.

beach tribe
05-28-2008, 06:11 PM
Aguilera comes to mind

Bob Dole
05-28-2008, 06:13 PM
Does it count if the MILFs in your area are all 18-25?

blueballs
05-28-2008, 06:21 PM
she must of had her teenage boys tagging along
this thread reeks of image desperation

Buehler445
05-28-2008, 06:27 PM
Wen't out w/ a milf last Thurs.

Sweet action. How did it go.

Dicky McElephant
05-28-2008, 06:32 PM
I'm dating a MILF right now.

Ari Chi3fs
05-28-2008, 07:55 PM
You want MILF's? Go to a 24 Hour Fitness. MILF heaven.

no shit. which one you go too?

KCChiefsMan
05-28-2008, 08:06 PM
this is a great idea. But could never work without pics.

Bill Parcells
05-28-2008, 08:09 PM
You know how it is. You're out and about, and you see some bleach-blonde tramp with a fake tan, but something catches your eye. This woman has an irresistible allure. Then it hits you. MILF! Report your MILF sightings here!

5/10/2007 - 10:58 AM

I'm at Chili's, picking up lunch. The damn place doesn't open for another two minutes so I'm sitting in my car. A big, bright, shiny SUV pulls up behind me. My ears prick up.

Then I notice whoever's driving this gas guzzler just parked in the "RESERVED" sign. Arrogant bitch. The door opens, and out steps a tight little brunette wearing capri pants and a cute little floral print top. Her hair is short and perky. And she's got a great ass.

I watch that ass go into the store and figure it's time for me to go inside, too. Inside her! Giggity giggity goo! I wish. Anyway, I go in and order and enjoy a front-row seat of her profile, my eyes at ass level. Dinner and a show. Nice.

Her order finally comes and she's complaining. Something about tomatoes.

"My 10-year old doesn't like them."

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah.

MILF!

I gaze intently as she scrapes those tomatoes off the pasta. Oh yeah. Work it, baby. How'd you like to grab my tomatoes? They're ripe and fresh.

She leaves and I stare at her ass as she walks out the door and leaves in her big black van. Big enough for hot MILF action. This has been a MILF sighting.
Where are the pics you ****in dipshit. can't you do anything right?

Baby Lee
05-28-2008, 08:16 PM
"Giggity Giggity Goo"

That does belong on a T-Shirt...

Well, GC could scrape most of it off his gym sock if you like.

Ebolapox
05-29-2008, 08:51 PM
f*cking tell me about it.

that bitch started talking about pressing charges

what does a 6 year old know about "charges"?

alright, so I pick up my date, take her to a lovely dinner, pay the tab, and we're at her place afterward.

she looks over her shoulder at me and asks "don't you think it's preposterous that you're f*cking me in the ass on our first date?"

I say "don't you think preposterous is too big a word for a six year old?"

keg in kc
05-29-2008, 09:36 PM
Does it count if the MILFs in your area are all 18-25?Cousins don't count, festus.