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Direckshun
05-14-2007, 11:33 PM
It's a night owl thread, I'll admit. If you're up late and looking to shoot the shit, to you a pose a query:

Believe in it or not, what was the last Commandment that you disobeyed? Tell us which one and, if you've got the stones, tell us the dirty little tale. Rep if you make me laugh.

It's Exodus 20:2-14, bitches. You gotta know your Bible.

1. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
2. Thou shalt not make for yourself an image, whether in the form of anything that is in heaven above, or that is on the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. You shall not bow down to them or worship them; for I the Lord your God am a jealous God, punishing children for the iniquity of parents, to the third and the fourth generation of those who reject me, but showing steadfast love to the thousandth generation of those who love me and keep my commandments.
3. Thou shalt not make wrongful use of the name of the Lord your God, for the Lord will not acquit anyone who misuses his name.
4. Remember the sabbath day, and keep it holy. Six days you shall labor and do all your work. But the seventh day is a sabbath to the Lord your God; you shall not do any work—you, your son or your daughter, your male or female slave, your livestock, or the alien resident in your towns. For in six days the Lord made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that is in them, but rested the seventh day; therefore the Lord blessed the sabbath day and consecrated it.
5. Honor your father and your mother, so that your days may be long in the land that the Lord your God is giving you.
6. Thou shalt not murder.
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.
8. Thou shalt not steal.
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against your neighbor.
10. Thou shalt not covet your neighbor’s house; you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor.

Baconeater
05-14-2007, 11:35 PM
#8, I just illegally downloaded a shitload of music.

Count Zarth
05-14-2007, 11:35 PM
#10 - I was checking out this hot bitch outside the sub shop this afternoon.

#1 - His name is Larry Johnson.

Guru
05-14-2007, 11:36 PM
Not another religious thread.

Smed1065
05-14-2007, 11:37 PM
It's a night owl thread, I'll admit. If you're up late and looking to shoot the shit, to you a pose a query:

Believe in it or not, what was the last Commandment that you disobeyed? Tell us which one and, if you've got the stones, tell us the dirty little tale. Rep if you make me laugh.

It's Exodus 20:2-14, bitches. You gotta know your Bible.

1. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
2. Thou shalt not make for yourself an image, whether in the form of anything that is in heaven above, or that is on the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. You shall not bow down to them or worship them; for I the Lord your God am a jealous God, punishing children for the iniquity of parents, to the third and the fourth generation of those who reject me, but showing steadfast love to the thousandth generation of those who love me and keep my commandments.
3. Thou shalt not make wrongful use of the name of the Lord your God, for the Lord will not acquit anyone who misuses his name.
4. Remember the sabbath day, and keep it holy. Six days you shall labor and do all your work. But the seventh day is a sabbath to the Lord your God; you shall not do any work—you, your son or your daughter, your male or female slave, your livestock, or the alien resident in your towns. For in six days the Lord made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that is in them, but rested the seventh day; therefore the Lord blessed the sabbath day and consecrated it.
5. Honor your father and your mother, so that your days may be long in the land that the Lord your God is giving you.
6. Thou shalt not murder.
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.
8. Thou shalt not steal.
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against your neighbor.
10. Thou shalt not covet your neighbor’s house; you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, digital media or anything that belongs to your neighbor.

Was yesterday Sunday?

I will take # 4 Alex.

Baconeater
05-14-2007, 11:37 PM
I think I'm pretty safe on #10 as both of my neighbor's wives are horrifying.

Baconeater
05-14-2007, 11:38 PM
Not another religious thread.
I'll do my best to ruin it.

Smed1065
05-14-2007, 11:38 PM
#8, I just illegally downloaded a shitload of music.

Show me up while I try to type.


:cuss:

Direckshun
05-14-2007, 11:38 PM
Mad props to whoever did this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ten_commandments#Text_of_the_Ten_Commandments) to the Wikipedia entry on the 10 Commandments.

vincent
05-14-2007, 11:41 PM
#10 - I was checking out this hot bitch outside the sub shop this afternoon.

#1 - His name is Larry Johnson.

Soooo....Were you checking out a hot bitch named Larry Johnson?



or was that two seperate answers....

Guru
05-14-2007, 11:43 PM
I'll do my best to ruin it.
It was ruined when it was posted.

luv
05-14-2007, 11:44 PM
Buying a little Buddha statue to put on my desk because I think he looks cool there isn't considered worship, is it?

luv
05-14-2007, 11:50 PM
I only spent $1 for him at a garage sale.

luv
05-14-2007, 11:50 PM
I guess I'll go with murder. I killed the thread.

Guru
05-14-2007, 11:54 PM
I guess I'll go with murder. I killed the thread.
Hi Greg.

'Hamas' Jenkins
05-14-2007, 11:55 PM
It's a night owl thread, I'll admit. If you're up late and looking to shoot the shit, to you a pose a query:

Believe in it or not, what was the last Commandment that you disobeyed? Tell us which one and, if you've got the stones, tell us the dirty little tale. Rep if you make me laugh.

It's Exodus 20:2-14, bitches. You gotta know your Bible.

1. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
2. Thou shalt not make for yourself an image, whether in the form of anything that is in heaven above, or that is on the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. You shall not bow down to them or worship them; for I the Lord your God am a jealous God, punishing children for the iniquity of parents, to the third and the fourth generation of those who reject me, but showing steadfast love to the thousandth generation of those who love me and keep my commandments.
3. Thou shalt not make wrongful use of the name of the Lord your God, for the Lord will not acquit anyone who misuses his name.
4. Remember the sabbath day, and keep it holy. Six days you shall labor and do all your work. But the seventh day is a sabbath to the Lord your God; you shall not do any work—you, your son or your daughter, your male or female slave, your livestock, or the alien resident in your towns. For in six days the Lord made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that is in them, but rested the seventh day; therefore the Lord blessed the sabbath day and consecrated it.
5. Honor your father and your mother, so that your days may be long in the land that the Lord your God is giving you.
6. Thou shalt not murder.
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.
8. Thou shalt not steal.
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against your neighbor.
10. Thou shalt not covet your neighbor’s house; you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor.
1) My Gods are football and myself.
2) I have prayed to false idols
3. What kind of stupid godf*ckin' question is this?
4. Haven't been inside a church in 5 years, save to attend weddings or funerals.
5. My mom says I don't call enough. My dad and I rarely speak.
6. I actually get a pass on this one.
7. I've cheated on girlfriends befo'.
8. When I get drunk I gank shit, barbecue grills, beer pitchers,
9. I lie when I think it will help me.
10. There are plenty of married women I've wanted to f*ck, and plenty of people whose shit I've coveted.

greg63
05-14-2007, 11:57 PM
Not another religious thread.
I'm afraid so. I'm guilty of all of them, cause if ya violate one then your guilty of all. IMO

All have sinned.

luv
05-14-2007, 11:58 PM
You can commit adultery with your mind. I've done that a few dozen times today. Damn daydreaming.

Baconeater
05-14-2007, 11:59 PM
I'm afraid so. I'm guilty of all of them, cause if ya violate one then your guilty of all. IMO All have sinned.
Well gee whiz, if that doesn't kill this thread, nothing will.

Direckshun
05-14-2007, 11:59 PM
I'm afraid so. I'm guilty of all of them, cause if ya violate one then your guilty of all. IMO

All have sinned.
I've never sinned once in my life. I am the pure one.

Baconeater
05-15-2007, 12:00 AM
I've never sinned once in my life. I am the pure one.
Bullshit, I saw you murder a beer at Phil's BBQ.

greg63
05-15-2007, 12:01 AM
You can commit adultery with your mind. I've done that a few dozen times today. Damn daydreaming.

This is true.

greg63
05-15-2007, 12:01 AM
I've never sinned once in my life. I am the pure one.

Yeah I meant except for you. :p

luv
05-15-2007, 12:01 AM
Bullshit, I saw you murder a beer at Phil's BBQ.
ROFL

Rep, sweetheart. Rep.

Direckshun
05-15-2007, 12:03 AM
Bullshit, I saw you murder a beer at Phil's BBQ.
I think Thou Shalt Not Rat Out Thy Brethren should be the 11th Commandment.

Guru
05-15-2007, 12:08 AM
Bullshit, I saw you murder a beer at Phil's BBQ.
Priceless, Bug. Just priceless. ROFL

greg63
05-15-2007, 12:09 AM
Well gee whiz, if that doesn't kill this thread, nothing will.

Well I do have a reputation to uphold. :p