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Skip Towne
05-22-2007, 10:06 PM
I've gone through the kids the newspaper ads attract. So I'm thinking of hiring recently retired guys who want extra income but not the responsibility of a regular job. Just a job or two per week. More if they want it. Where can I find guys like this?

Count Zarth
05-22-2007, 10:07 PM
Bingo halls?

|Zach|
05-22-2007, 10:08 PM
I've gone through the kids the newspaper ads attract.
Ew

Baconeater
05-22-2007, 10:08 PM
At the post office in the morning when I'm in a ****ing hurry.

Phobia
05-22-2007, 10:09 PM
I know this old guy named Mike. He used to own car washes. I'm guessing he's pretty worthless, but you can give him a try.

Skip Towne
05-22-2007, 10:10 PM
Ew
I couldn't hire you. You're too fat to fit in attics.

C-Mac
05-22-2007, 10:10 PM
So I'm thinking of hiring guys who want extra income but not the responsibility of a regular job. Just a job or two per week. More if they want it. Where can I find guys like this?


Wow...I figured this would cover about half the population.

Skip Towne
05-22-2007, 10:11 PM
I know this old guy named Mike. He used to own car washes. I'm guessing he's pretty worthless, but you can give him a try.
Isn't that the guy who is trying to get out of working by farming out his jobs?

|Zach|
05-22-2007, 10:12 PM
I couldn't hire you. You're too fat to fit in attics.
Like you can keep your own home from burning down long enough to keep things in the attic. Color me skeptical.

Fish
05-22-2007, 10:13 PM
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i232/mrmcfeely33/herbert-dance.gif

Skip Towne
05-22-2007, 10:13 PM
Like you can keep your own home from burning down long enough to keep things in the attic. Color me skeptical.
You're also too dumb.

|Zach|
05-22-2007, 10:14 PM
You're also too dumb.
Wait, for the record.

Is this you ****ing with me?

Count Zarth
05-22-2007, 10:14 PM
I doubt Skip could pay Zach enough to work in a thankless job, especially when he can rake in the bucks with a few snaps of the shutter and a few clicks of the mouse.

Skip Towne
05-22-2007, 10:16 PM
I doubt Skip could pay Zach enough to work in a thankless job, especially when he can rake in the bucks with a few snaps of the shutter and a few clicks of the mouse.
A pipe dream much like your writing career. You two are both dropouts.

|Zach|
05-22-2007, 10:16 PM
I doubt Skip could pay Zach enough to work in a thankless job, especially when he can rake in the bucks with a few snaps of the shutter and a few clicks of the mouse.
Business has been pretty fun. Got a few bucks shooting a soccer game the other day and also have some great exposure from the American Cancer Society by being the official photographer of their Relay For Life Event. I look forward for the move to KC though.

http://zcphotography.com/store/index.php/relay-for-life-event-photos/

C-Mac
05-22-2007, 10:17 PM
Isn't that the guy who is trying to get out of working by farming out his jobs?
No thats the guy who likes to work...but not get paid.

Count Zarth
05-22-2007, 10:20 PM
A pipe dream much like your writing career. You two are both dropouts.

It is definitely a pipe dream. The cash flow seems to be clogging the pipes at the moment.

Skip Towne
05-22-2007, 10:20 PM
I like having 2 unemployed 25 year old dropouts telling me how things work. Hahahahahahaha!!

|Zach|
05-22-2007, 10:21 PM
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|Zach|
05-22-2007, 10:22 PM
I like having 2 unemployed 25 year old dropouts telling me how things work. Hahahahahahaha!!
Your the guy without health insurance that can't find the right people to hire for menial jobs.

Rain Man
05-22-2007, 10:22 PM
If you need to me to do an employee survey, I'll send you a proposal.

Count Zarth
05-22-2007, 10:23 PM
Your the guy without health insurance that can't find the right people to hire for menial jobs.

PWNED

Count Zarth
05-22-2007, 10:25 PM
Robots will eventually replace the people who do Skip's job.

Skip Towne
05-22-2007, 10:26 PM
Your the guy without health insurance that can't find the right people to hire for menial jobs.
Speaking of menial jobs, are you still a lackey at the country club? Get an education, sonny boy. Oh, excuse me, you tried but failed. Well, college isn't for everybody.

|Zach|
05-22-2007, 10:27 PM
Robots will eventually replace the people who do Skip's job.
They don't need new technology to sit around and drink alone.

Count Zarth
05-22-2007, 10:27 PM
Well, college isn't for everybody.

http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/686/billgatesjv3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

|Zach|
05-22-2007, 10:28 PM
Speaking of menial jobs, are you still a lackey at the country club? Get an education, sonny boy. Oh, excuse me, you tried but failed. Well, college isn't for everybody.
Actually no, active photographer. Its great doing what you love, right?

Count Zarth
05-22-2007, 10:28 PM
They don't need new technology to sit around and drink alone.

THANK YOU FOR CALLING AT&T. WE WILL DISPATCH AN X-10 UNIT TO YOUR RESIDENCE TO INSTALL YOUR CABLE. THANK YOU AGAIN FOR YOUR BUSINESS.

|Zach|
05-22-2007, 10:28 PM
Its great doing what you love, right?
Right Skip?

ClevelandBronco
05-22-2007, 10:29 PM
There's a place in Denver called Step 13. It's for recovering alcoholics. The founder was a homeless alcoholic living on the streets at one time. The place won't take any government funding, because they don't like the rules that go along with accepting the funds.

They insist that the guys who live there work, and they make them available for odd jobs on an hourly, daily, weekly, whetever-you-need basis. You set their wage, Step 13 posts the jobs and if one of their guys accepts it, they give you a call to arrange the particulars.

I've used the guys before to walk neighborhoods and hand out flyers.

Here's Step 13's website: http://www.step13.org/why/

Maybe there's a similar place where you are. (Where's T-Town?) Call Step 13 at (303) 295-7837 and ask Bob Coté, the founder, if you can get him on the line. He'd know if there is one near you, I'm sure.

Skip Towne
05-22-2007, 10:29 PM
Robots will eventually replace the people who do Skip's job.
So who will do your non-existant job? Are your parents ashamed you still live at home? They should be.

Count Zarth
05-22-2007, 10:33 PM
So who will do your non-existant job?

Stunningly great writers born with oodles of talent.

|Zach|
05-22-2007, 10:37 PM
Might as well make this thread interesting...not my personal work but cool as hell.

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|Zach|
05-22-2007, 10:39 PM
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Skip Towne
05-22-2007, 10:44 PM
Stunningly great writers born with oodles of talent.
Do you know what you two little dipshits have in common? You're both fat, uneducated, and uemployed. Yep, young punks with big mouths and no visible means of support. But you have one more biggie in common. You still need your daddy at 25. If you're not ashamed of yourself, you should be. How about it, Lumpy.

|Zach|
05-22-2007, 10:47 PM
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|Zach|
05-22-2007, 10:47 PM
You still need your daddy at 25.
What makes you think that?

ClevelandBronco
05-22-2007, 10:50 PM
What makes you think that?

Hell, I'm 47 and I wish I had mine.

Count Zarth
05-22-2007, 10:50 PM
You're both fat, uneducated, and uemployed.

I am familiar with the first two, but not the last one. What exactly does "Uemployed" mean?

|Zach|
05-22-2007, 10:51 PM
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|Zach|
05-22-2007, 10:52 PM
Hell, I'm 47 and I wish I had mine.
I have been blessed with an amazing father. No doubt about that.

Skip Towne
05-22-2007, 10:52 PM
Hell, I'm 47 and I wish I had mine.
Me too. I lost mine 44 years ago.

ClevelandBronco
05-22-2007, 10:55 PM
Me too. I lost mine 44 years ago.

I was 12. I guess that makes it 35 years for me.

|Zach|
05-22-2007, 11:00 PM
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Frazod
05-22-2007, 11:02 PM
Speaking of menial jobs, are you still a lackey at the country club? Get an education, sonny boy. Oh, excuse me, you tried but failed. Well, college isn't for everybody.

Yeah, get an education and WASTE IT like DOPEY here did.

Hey, you pathetic worm, I'm fairly certain I revoked your cocksucker license and didn't restore it. Up for some more epic humiliation? I'm your Huckleberry, you wastoid loser.

And where's that picture of your wife? Still waiting, DOPEY.

Guru
05-22-2007, 11:13 PM
Yeah, get an education and WASTE IT like DOPEY here did.

Hey, you pathetic worm, I'm fairly certain I revoked your cocksucker license and didn't restore it. Up for some more epic humiliation? I'm your Huckleberry, you wastoid loser.

And where's that picture of your wife? Still waiting, DOPEY.

Hey Doc. How ya doin?

Frazod
05-22-2007, 11:14 PM
Hey Doc. How ya doin?

I'm fine. Just taking out the trash. It's a dirty job, but somebody has to do it. :)

go bowe
05-22-2007, 11:45 PM
I'm fine. Just taking out the trash. It's a dirty job, but somebody has to do it. :)oh good...

i have some trash too, but i'd rather burn it if i could...

btw, would you like to borrow my flamethrower?

go bowe
05-22-2007, 11:49 PM
wth is wrong with this thread?

has somebody used a really long url or something?

i actually have to scroll from side to side to read the posts...

that's waaay too much work for me...

Frazod
05-22-2007, 11:51 PM
oh good...

i have some trash too, but i'd rather burn it if i could...

btw, would you like to borrow my flamethrower?

You have a flamethrower? Sounds like fun.

And Zach posted a bunch of photos. It's times like this that I'm really glad I got that widescreen monitor.

ClevelandBronco
05-22-2007, 11:57 PM
wth is wrong with this thread?

has somebody used a really long url or something?

i actually have to scroll from side to side to read the posts...

that's waaay too much work for me...

Get yourself a 24" monitor.

Frazod
05-23-2007, 12:16 AM
Well, as usual, Skippy ran away when I joined in the festivities. Leaving my questions unanswered, as always.

But I've got some more questions. After all, inquiring minds want to know.

1. How is it that Skippy getting put through college by daddy the doctor is a good thing, but anyone else being dependent on their parents while in their 20s is a bad thing?

2. How is it that wasting an education paid for with someone else's money is a good thing, something to be proud of?

3. How did your degree in psychology figure into your grand life destination as a DTV installer? Do you put up a little cardboard stand like Lucy from the Peanuts cartoon strip and dole out advice between installs? And is that advice free, or do you charge the five cents?

4. This sliming off your ex-wife's social security - is that a national dirtbag welfare thing, or an Oklahoma dirtbag welfare thing?

5. And if you're too claustrophobic to wear a seatbelt, as you mentioned in another thread, how the hell do you crawl through attics while installing cables? Boy, you must be all kinds of f#cked up. Or maybe just full of shit? Please, do tell.

6. And where's that picture of your significant other, Skippy? Boy, I've been waiting on that one forever. You must be quite the prize catch down in Okieland. Is the mother from Million Dollar Baby beating down your door for a piece of that whopping $600 a month you're bringing in now? Go get her, loverboy.

That's all I've got at the moment. I'm off to bed.

You can come out now.

|Zach|
05-23-2007, 12:17 AM
I didnt mean to mess up the thread scrolls. I don't have a big monitor but haven't had problems...

ChiefaRoo
05-23-2007, 02:26 AM
Do you know what you two little dipshits have in common? You're both fat, uneducated, and uemployed. Yep, young punks with big mouths and no visible means of support. But you have one more biggie in common. You still need your daddy at 25. If you're not ashamed of yourself, you should be. How about it, Lumpy.

This thread rocks.

Skip = The Ebola Virus

ChiefaRoo
05-23-2007, 02:27 AM
Me too. I lost mine 44 years ago.

Skip your a mammal? I thought you were hatched from old fossilized dino eggs.

ChiefaRoo
05-23-2007, 02:28 AM
I'm fine. Just taking out the trash. It's a dirty job, but somebody has to do it. :)

Stay out of my way I'm the Skip terminator here.

ChiefaRoo
05-23-2007, 02:29 AM
Well, as usual, Skippy ran away when I joined in the festivities. Leaving my questions unanswered, as always.

But I've got some more questions. After all, inquiring minds want to know.

1. How is it that Skippy getting put through college by daddy the doctor is a good thing, but anyone else being dependent on their parents while in their 20s is a bad thing?

2. How is it that wasting an education paid for with someone else's money is a good thing, something to be proud of?

3. How did your degree in psychology figure into your grand life destination as a DTV installer? Do you put up a little cardboard stand like Lucy from the Peanuts cartoon strip and dole out advice between installs? And is that advice free, or do you charge the five cents?

4. This sliming off your ex-wife's social security - is that a national dirtbag welfare thing, or an Oklahoma dirtbag welfare thing?

5. And if you're too claustrophobic to wear a seatbelt, as you mentioned in another thread, how the hell do you crawl through attics while installing cables? Boy, you must be all kinds of f#cked up. Or maybe just full of shit? Please, do tell.

6. And where's that picture of your significant other, Skippy? Boy, I've been waiting on that one forever. You must be quite the prize catch down in Okieland. Is the mother from Million Dollar Baby beating down your door for a piece of that whopping $600 a month you're bringing in now? Go get her, loverboy.

That's all I've got at the moment. I'm off to bed.

You can come out now.

Wow, that's pretty good. I'll back you up Frazod. You've got the point. Sic 'em

|Zach|
05-23-2007, 03:17 AM
Well #1 ignore is Zach, all he cares about is himself with post..............If he does not agree or like post, he spams...............
Ha, yes...I do that every time I disagree with someone on here. ROFL

Count Zarth
05-23-2007, 03:21 AM
Haha. Too late, Smed. Busted.

Smed1065
05-23-2007, 03:58 AM
wth is wrong with this thread?

has somebody used a really long url or something?

i actually have to scroll from side to side to read the posts...

that's waaay too much work for me...

Buy a decent monitor or quit being a bitch. Or join skippy.

Nice use of education! And bitching--LOL

Saulbadguy
05-23-2007, 07:25 AM
Do you offer a competitive benefits package? Health, dental, 401k?

Get back to me.

go bowe
05-28-2007, 07:55 PM
Buy a decent monitor or quit being a bitch. Or join skippy.

Nice use of education! And bitching--LOLsomeone needs to get his sarcasm meter adjusted...

and nobody could pay me enough money to join skippy...

who says i need to "use" my education, anyway?

it's mine and i'll use it any way i like...

or not...

if you think my post was bitchin' your and idiot...

a regular retarted moran...

but if you want to buy me a decent monitor, i won't stop you...