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jidar
05-25-2007, 07:11 AM
GUESS WHAT RAN THE **** OUT?
I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT, IT WASN'T MOTHER****ING SIERRA GOD DAMNED MIST, WHO THE **** DRINKS SIERRA MIST? ****ING NOBODY, THAT'S WHY THE DIET ****ING PEPSI RUNS OUT EVERY SINGLE TIME BUT YOU'VE GOT PLENTY OF SIERRA MIST.
HEY SINCE THE SAME SHIT IS RUNNING OUT EVERY SINGLE MOTHER****ING TIME MAYBE YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT ADJUSTING YOUR MACHINE, WHAT DO YOU SAY?
****ING IDIOT.

Saulbadguy
05-25-2007, 07:15 AM
Personally, i'm a fan of the old soda vending machines in the dumpy motel. It is out of everything except Diet Orange and Ginger Ale.

tyton75
05-25-2007, 07:49 AM
Someone forgot their meds..

Hey Jidar, have a coke and a smile and STFU :)

Simplex3
05-25-2007, 08:07 AM
I have a mini-fridge I'll sell you. Be your own Diet Pepsi stocking guy.

StcChief
05-25-2007, 08:08 AM
Go get Coffee more and it's better for you than soda water.

Fly O.T. McWall
05-25-2007, 08:09 AM
i love diet orange.


but, i've switched to drinking water exclusively. lucky for me, the tap never runs out.

now, if i could just get the lazy assholes around here that use all the ice and leave the empty trays in the freezer!

:banghead: :cuss: :banghead: :cuss: :banghead: :cuss: :banghead: :cuss: :banghead: :cuss:

John_Wayne
05-25-2007, 08:10 AM
GUESS WHAT RAN THE **** OUT?
I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT, IT WASN'T MOTHER****ING SIERRA GOD DAMNED MIST, WHO THE **** DRINKS SIERRA MIST? ****ING NOBODY, THAT'S WHY THE DIET ****ING PEPSI RUNS OUT EVERY SINGLE TIME BUT YOU'VE GOT PLENTY OF SIERRA MIST.
HEY SINCE THE SAME SHIT IS RUNNING OUT EVERY SINGLE MOTHER****ING TIME MAYBE YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT ADJUSTING YOUR MACHINE, WHAT DO YOU SAY?
****ING IDIOT.
Why don't you try the Sierra Mist? You might like it............jackass! :rolleyes:

Saulbadguy
05-25-2007, 08:11 AM
Why don't you try the Sierra Mist. You might like it............jackass! :rolleyes:
Best post ever.

Fly O.T. McWall
05-25-2007, 08:12 AM
i've had sierra mist and will agree with jidar. no one drinks it because it's crap.

Iowanian
05-25-2007, 08:17 AM
I like Sierra Mist. Its Lemon Limon taste is soothing to a rumbling gut and a kiss on the taste buds.

Here's an idea.....buy a case of Diet Poopsi on sale and take it to work? Maybe a 2 liter and a bag of ice?

Save yourself enough loot each week to get yourself another pack of those menthol GPC Cigs you like so much.

rageeumr
05-25-2007, 08:32 AM
I don't like Sierra Mist, but oddly enough I like Sierra Mist Free better than Sprite Zero.

Frazod
05-25-2007, 08:35 AM
Apparently anybody bitching about gas prices going through the roof is a complete moron, but Jidar blowing a gasket over a f#cking soda machine, well, that's perfectly okay.

:whackit:

Donger
05-25-2007, 08:38 AM
Personally, i'm a fan of the old soda vending machines in the dumpy motel. It is out of everything except Diet Orange and Ginger Ale.

Wasn't it, "Diet Shasta Orange and that yellow can of Canada Dry Tonic Water that NOBODY WANTS!"

Scaga
05-25-2007, 08:54 AM
You mix enough Jack Daniels with Sierra Mist, it really isn't bad!
:toast:

jidar
05-25-2007, 08:55 AM
I need to stock this mother****er with vodka.

jidar
05-25-2007, 08:58 AM
And another thing, why the **** do they serve orange juice with milk at school lunch? EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU DON'T ****ING MIX ORANGE JUICE AND MILK, IT DOESNT WORK!!

for ****s sake don't give me orange juice with breakfast cereal, that's just god damned stupid.

FD
05-25-2007, 08:58 AM
sierra mist is 7up with extra sugar, its good with salty food

yeeeppppp

siberian khatru
05-25-2007, 08:59 AM
You mix enough Jack Daniels with Sierra Mist, it really isn't bad!
:toast:

I prefer Tanqueray and Tab.

Otter
05-25-2007, 08:59 AM
I'm getting thirsty for a Fresca!

Fly O.T. McWall
05-25-2007, 09:00 AM
sierra mist is 7up with extra sugar, its good with salty food

yeeeppppp
speaking of sweet/salty mixes... every dipped a french fry in a wendy's frostie? :drool:

jidar
05-25-2007, 09:02 AM
speaking of sweet/salty mixes... every dipped a french fry in a wendy's frostie? :drool:


That's worse than mixing orange juice and milk.

You know what else I don't like? Beer and pizza.
I realize lots of people like this combo, but It's never sat right with me. Now beer and steak, or chicken, or any barbeque really.. that's fine and dandy, but as far as I'm concerned beer and pizza don't go well together.

Donger
05-25-2007, 09:04 AM
One of the few cool things about Europe? They use paper, not plastic, straws for drinking soda. Or at least they used to.

Fly O.T. McWall
05-25-2007, 09:05 AM
That's worse than mixing orange juice and milk.

You know what else I don't like? Beer and pizza.
I realize lots of people like this combo, but It's never sat right with me. Now beer and steak, or chicken, or any barbeque really.. that's fine and dandy, but as far as I'm concerned beer and pizza don't go well together.
i heard a news story the other day that supposedly proved scientifically that beer makes pizza taste better. i think it had to do with the fact that there are flavors in tomatoes that are not present unless alcohol is present. can't remember.

jidar
05-25-2007, 09:06 AM
One of the few cool things about Europe? They use paper, not plastic, straws for drinking soda. Or at least they used to.


paper straws? what lunacy is this?
I guess each straw can be used as it's own spitwad ammo.

Fly O.T. McWall
05-25-2007, 09:06 AM
One of the few cool things about Europe? They use paper, not plastic, straws for drinking soda. Or at least they used to.
i went to some place in overland park for dinner (something about buffalo, not wild wings, nice steakhouse)... they used paper straws.

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05-25-2007, 09:10 AM
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Bob Dole
05-25-2007, 09:11 AM
i went to some place in overland park for dinner (something about buffalo, not wild wings, nice steakhouse)... they used paper straws.


Bob Dole will go dine at the first place that offers straws made from hand rolled coca leaves.

Thig Lyfe
05-25-2007, 09:32 AM
I love Sierra Mist.

Sprite, on the other hand... I wouldn't drink that swill.

FD
05-25-2007, 02:01 PM
speaking of sweet/salty mixes... every dipped a french fry in a wendy's frostie? :drool:

Oh yeah, thats fantastic, fries and any type of milkshake thing

RJ
05-25-2007, 02:22 PM
jidar, it sounds like high time you took on some personal responsibility and either start bringing your own diet Pepsi or take out the vending machine guy.

That's the problem with this country, nobody wants to be accountable for their own soft drinks and mixers anymore.

seclark
05-25-2007, 02:31 PM
and about that vending machine in the mens room...the gum might blow great bubbles, but it tastes like f@cking rubber.
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Wile_E_Coyote
05-25-2007, 02:51 PM
I wondered who drank diet pepsi. Now to find out who drinks diet coke. There are so many better options than those nasty concoctions

afchiefs
05-25-2007, 02:57 PM
and about that vending machine in the mens room...the gum might blow great bubbles, but it tastes like f@cking rubber.
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ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

KCChiefsMan
05-25-2007, 03:14 PM
I love Sierra Mist.

Sprite, on the other hand... I wouldn't drink that swill.

see I don't get that, I can see having a preference but to hate one and love the other...makes no sense to me! they're practically the same. Like when I used to wait tables, "I'll have a coke" "is pepsi ok?" "EWWWW HELL NO"

Nzoner
05-25-2007, 03:19 PM
see I don't get that, I can see having a preference but to hate one and love the other...makes no sense to me! they're practically the same. Like when I used to wait tables, "I'll have a coke" "is pepsi ok?" "EWWWW HELL NO"

You're focking crazy,Jack and coke is NOT the same as Jack and pepsi!!

DenverChief
05-25-2007, 03:21 PM
Diet coke mmmmmmm

KCChiefsMan
05-25-2007, 03:21 PM
You're focking crazy,Jack and coke is NOT the same as Jack and pepsi!!

maybe my palate isn't as tremendous as others. I do smoke... :banghead:

not saying I cannot taste the difference between the 2...I just don't really care that much.

Nzoner
05-25-2007, 03:24 PM
maybe my palate isn't as tremendous as others. I do smoke... :banghead:

not saying I cannot taste the difference between the 2...I just don't really care that much.

I smoke too and can immediately tell the difference between a Jack & Coke or Pepsi,it's not even close

Kerberos
05-25-2007, 04:01 PM
If it is a Coca-Cola or Pepsi Cola stocked vending machine they have a brand set that corporate wants in each machine. Divers could lose thier job for making adjustments like that without permission when I worked for Coca-Cola

The ONLY exception I remember to any of that was Ft.Riley. When you have 2 mother****ing vending machines side by side in a barracks and they both hold 575 cans EACH and they wipe out both over a weekend except for something in the major brand set we could adjust it to add more coke or dr.Pepper.

If you have a sanck company filling your vending machine most of the time if you call and talk to someone in charge of the drivers and let them know to take out some bullshit that doesn't sell they will listen. At least around here they DO.

If nothing else see if the company will send him by more often???

Kerberos
05-25-2007, 04:05 PM
I smoke too and can immediately tell the difference between a Jack & Coke or Pepsi,it's not even close

Yup

Bars that use PEPSI for mixed drinks SUCK ASS.

Hey Nzoner ... I still got a KC Chiefs Vending machine cover! :hmmm:

Nzoner
05-25-2007, 04:10 PM
Yup

Bars that use PEPSI for mixed drinks SUCK ASS.

Hey Nzoner ... I still got a KC Chiefs Vending machine cover! :hmmm:

I'd like to have it too just don't when I can find the time to drive where you're at.

Kerberos
05-25-2007, 04:14 PM
I'd like to have it too just don't when I can find the time to drive where you're at.

If you are serious I can take it down to "Box'n'Ship" here and see what it will take to box and ship it and PM you with a price.

That size may be hard to get on UPS or DHL but I can at least ask.

Let me know!

Joie
05-25-2007, 04:17 PM
Sierra Mist and Tequila Rose is good.

I like Pepsi and Coke the same...but don't you dare give me a freaking Mello Yello (does that even still exist?) when I've asked for Mountain Dew.

Nzoner
05-25-2007, 04:19 PM
If you are serious I can take it down to "Box'n'Ship" here and see what it will take to box and ship it and PM you with a price.

That size may be hard to get on UPS or DHL but I can at least ask.

Let me know!

If you have time to get a price that'd be great.

Sully
05-25-2007, 04:22 PM
was friends with a girl whose father worked for Pepsi. When they went to a restaurant, and the restaurant didn't carry Pepsi products, he would make them all drink water. I thought that was a little ridiculous.
To me, it'd be a like a guy who works at channel 5 not letting his family watch any other channel... ever.

jAZ
05-25-2007, 05:28 PM
Sierra Mist is much better than Sprite or 7UP and a shit-ton better than Diet Pepsi.

Speaking of which... Coke Zero. Good... no GREAT substitute for Diet Coke and quality replacement for real Coke.

Joie
05-25-2007, 05:30 PM
The only citrus soda that's worth anything IMO is Mountain Dew. It's either that or Pepsi or Coke. Sierra Mist, Sprite and 7Up are all nasty.

Valiant
05-25-2007, 05:56 PM
GUESS WHAT RAN THE **** OUT?
I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT, IT WASN'T MOTHER****ING SIERRA GOD DAMNED MIST, WHO THE **** DRINKS SIERRA MIST? ****ING NOBODY, THAT'S WHY THE DIET ****ING PEPSI RUNS OUT EVERY SINGLE TIME BUT YOU'VE GOT PLENTY OF SIERRA MIST.
HEY SINCE THE SAME SHIT IS RUNNING OUT EVERY SINGLE MOTHER****ING TIME MAYBE YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT ADJUSTING YOUR MACHINE, WHAT DO YOU SAY?
****ING IDIOT.


Man I love Sierra Mist, me thinks you are bitter from drinking that shit tasting diet product... Maybe just drink normal Pepsi and and have two spots for it instead of Diet.. You drink it for the less calories, then drink water... Diet products by all pop companies are inferior to the man drinks...

Valiant
05-25-2007, 05:58 PM
see I don't get that, I can see having a preference but to hate one and love the other...makes no sense to me! they're practically the same. Like when I used to wait tables, "I'll have a coke" "is pepsi ok?" "EWWWW HELL NO"


They taste nothing the same... Hell even fountain drinks to cans taste totally different...

If you do not like sweet drinks then the coke lovers will hate pepsi...

Kerberos
05-25-2007, 06:01 PM
Sierra Mist is much better than Sprite or 7UP and a shit-ton better than Diet Pepsi.

Speaking of which... Coke Zero. Good... no GREAT substitute for Diet Coke and quality replacement for real Coke.
That is your opinion and you are entiled to it.

I don't know of to many kids today that would take a sierra mist or a 7UP over a SPRITE. It just ain't gonna happen PERIOD.

I started working for Coca-Cola when they started selling sprite in the contour sprite plastic bottle with the NBA logo and blue caps that 1-in-4 had a FREE 20 oz. label under it. I couldn't keep it in C-Stores.

I sold more sprite on my route than all of our other drivers combined just because of KIDS were buying that like crazy in town.


BTW I am a sprite zero fan .... good stuff

Valiant
05-25-2007, 06:06 PM
Sierra Mist and Tequila Rose is good.

I like Pepsi and Coke the same...but don't you dare give me a freaking Mello Yello (does that even still exist?) when I've asked for Mountain Dew.


Mello Yello man that was a good drink not as sweet as mt. dew, only place I knew that served it was El Sombrero(sp? probably ****ed up) off of vivion road... They also had RC cola which was awesome also and Squirt...

Phobia
05-25-2007, 06:12 PM
was friends with a girl whose father worked for Pepsi. When they went to a restaurant, and the restaurant didn't carry Pepsi products, he would make them all drink water. I thought that was a little ridiculous.
To me, it'd be a like a guy who works at channel 5 not letting his family watch any other channel... ever.

I know a guy like that. Ask gochiefs about him.

Joie
05-25-2007, 06:16 PM
Mello Yello man that was a good drink not as sweet as mt. dew, only place I knew that served it was El Sombrero(sp? probably ****ed up) off of vivion road... They also had RC cola which was awesome also and Squirt...
RC is awesome..you can still get it at some grocery stores. And I loved Squirt. Hated Mello Yello though.

KcMizzou
05-25-2007, 06:21 PM
I'm a Diet Pepsi guy too. I does taste crappy at first, but once you get used to it, that's what you want.

I'll still drink any other cola in a pinch though.

listopencil
05-25-2007, 06:44 PM
Squirt is the shit. Water works just as well, though.

Valiant
05-25-2007, 06:58 PM
I'm a Diet Pepsi guy too. I does taste crappy at first, but once you get used to it, that's what you want.

I'll still drink any other cola in a pinch though.


Yeah tossing salad is the same process... what???

Simply Red
05-25-2007, 07:06 PM
I know a guy like that. Ask gochiefs about him.
You hang out w/ GoChiefs Phil? After all this: you are ghey? Remind me. I'll never tell you where my wife and I had our honeymoon again. JERK! :)

KcMizzou
05-25-2007, 07:11 PM
Yeah tossing salad is the same process... what???LMAO Bastard.

jidar
06-15-2007, 09:50 AM
Update: The Sierra god damned Mist has been replaced with a SECOND Diet Pepsi.

I am the ****ing winner.

Saulbadguy
06-15-2007, 09:59 AM
Our pepsi vending machine has been broken for 2 weeks now. It dispenses bottles, but they are warm. Pepsico doesn't seem to care.

We have a Coke machine on the floor below is but it is a $1.25 a bottle instead of $1.00, so I refuse to use that one.

BigMeatballDave
06-15-2007, 10:34 AM
OMG! Don't get me started on Vending machine companys! We got rid of a lousy company at work, only to find one more worthless. EVERYDAY I put a note on the Soda machine to put Coke Zero in it, it is ignored.

Rooster
06-15-2007, 10:38 AM
Update: The Sierra god damned Mist has been replaced with a SECOND Diet Pepsi.

I am the ****ing winner.

:clap: Victory is yours!!!!

Did you ever try the mist?

Lzen
06-15-2007, 10:39 AM
Update: The Sierra god damned Mist has been replaced with a SECOND Diet Pepsi.

I am the ****ing winner.

Good for you. Our vending machine has no Diet Pepsi (which is what I drink). But they have Diet freakin' Sprite. WTF? Who drinks Diet Sprite? I have left notes on the machine but the vendor is apparently not too smart.

chasedude
06-15-2007, 10:44 AM
I started having stomach problems from drinking sodas... now I just stick to beer :BLVD:

Lzen
06-15-2007, 10:51 AM
I started having stomach problems from drinking sodas... now I just stick to beer :BLVD:

Good plan. :thumb: Unfortunately, I think they would frown upon that if I tried that here at work. ;)

BigMeatballDave
06-15-2007, 11:13 AM
Good for you. Our vending machine has no Diet Pepsi (which is what I drink). But they have Diet freakin' Sprite. WTF? Who drinks Diet Sprite? I have left notes on the machine but the vendor is apparently not too smart.Sprite Zero is good.

pikesome
06-15-2007, 11:22 AM
Sprite Zero is good.

Isn't that another name for carbonated water?

Lzen
06-15-2007, 11:35 AM
Sprite Zero is good.

Hey, I like Sprite. But our machine has Diet Sprite as well as regular Sprite. You can't tell me Dt. Sprite is a better seller than Dt. Pepsi.

BigMeatballDave
06-15-2007, 11:38 AM
Isn't that another name for carbonated water?Actually, I cannot tell the difference between regular Sprite and Sprite Zero. Also, Sprite isn't my favorite. I don't really have a favorite soda...

Kerberos
06-15-2007, 11:39 AM
Isn't that another name for carbonated water?

Actually SPRITE ZERO ROCKS

If the cola companys would have had the TECHNOLOGY we have now back when diet coke and diet pepsi were made with nutrasweet the FIRST TIME around the taste would be second to NONE when getting close to the taste of corn syrup ladden original mixes.

If you look at coke zero, sprite zero and alike they are all still being made with nutrasweet and NOT splenda.

Technology has given them the ability to master thier mix as close to the original as you can get IMHO.

If you've never tried a ZERO drink, its pretty damn tastey compared to the OLD diet drinks.

BigMeatballDave
06-15-2007, 11:48 AM
Actually SPRITE ZERO ROCKS

If the cola companys would have had the TECHNOLOGY we have now back when diet coke and diet pepsi were made with nutrasweet the FIRST TIME around the taste would be second to NONE when getting close to the taste of corn syrup ladden original mixes.

If you look at coke zero, sprite zero and alike they are all still being made with nutrasweet and NOT splenda.

Technology has given them the ability to master thier mix as close to the original as you can get IMHO.

If you've never tried a ZERO drink, its pretty damn tastey compared to the OLD diet drinks.The key ingredient used now is Acesulfame Potassium. Something about mixing it with Aspartame cuts the aftertaste...

Adept Havelock
06-15-2007, 11:59 AM
The key ingredient used now is Acesulfame Potassium. Something about mixing it with Aspartame cuts the aftertaste...


Though I'm not sure what the video clip has to do with the soundtrack....

This seems appropriate. :)

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Fried Meat Ball!
06-15-2007, 12:17 PM
Actually SPRITE ZERO ROCKS

If the cola companys would have had the TECHNOLOGY we have now back when diet coke and diet pepsi were made with nutrasweet the FIRST TIME around the taste would be second to NONE when getting close to the taste of corn syrup ladden original mixes.

If you look at coke zero, sprite zero and alike they are all still being made with nutrasweet and NOT splenda.

Technology has given them the ability to master thier mix as close to the original as you can get IMHO.

If you've never tried a ZERO drink, its pretty damn tastey compared to the OLD diet drinks.
I'm still waiting for Chocolate Cake Zero and Pecan Pie Zero. Taste and texture are just like the real thing, but without the calories, carbs and fat.

If I could make that, I'd be a gazillionaire!

Ebolapox
06-15-2007, 12:26 PM
Wasn't it, "Diet Shasta Orange and that yellow can of Canada Dry Tonic Water that NOBODY WANTS!"

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Toad
06-15-2007, 10:03 PM
I actually work for Pepsi.

I can relate to the drink only Pepsi products in restaurants or swith to water/tea thing. It's just a corporate thing. Kind of like driving your Ford through the gates of the GM plant you work at. As far as my preference to friends or family drinking Pepsi or coke, I don't get uptight about it. People like what they like. Heck, my wife likes Dr Pepper (which Pepsi actually bottles in some areas). I usually just thank those who drink Pepsi products for thier support and give a little crap to the ones who drink coke products. :p

I will tell you that carbonated beverages are rapidly losing share to non-carb beverages. Pepsi owns Aquafina water, Lipton tea, SoBe energy and Frappucino coffee. coke owns Dasanii water, Nestea, several energy drinks and they just bought Glaceau vitamin water. All brands for both companies do very well.

Regarding vending machines - I'm not in the vending side of the business, but have friends that are. They've told me that finding responsible guys to service vending is one of the most difficult things to manage in this business. There are some great guys out there who care and there are the others that simply do not. I apologize on behalf of Pepsi for those who get frustrated. If you are in Plano, Texas I'll get you some free soda... :thumb:

KcMizzou
06-15-2007, 10:06 PM
I actually work for Pepsi. And I'm getting a kick out of these posts?


Anyone? Fark? Anyone?

Guru
06-15-2007, 10:08 PM
Apparently anybody bitching about gas prices going through the roof is a complete moron, but Jidar blowing a gasket over a f#cking soda machine, well, that's perfectly okay.

:whackit:
Well..... DUH!!!

greg63
06-15-2007, 10:11 PM
LMAO



I love this thread.

BigMeatballDave
06-16-2007, 09:12 PM
I'm still waiting for Chocolate Cake Zero and Pecan Pie Zero. Taste and texture are just like the real thing, but without the calories, carbs and fat.

If I could make that, I'd be a gazillionaire!You can bake with Splenda(sucralose). While that doesnt cut the fat and carbs of lard and milk fat, it does cut the calories that sugar would add...