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chagrin
05-25-2007, 07:20 PM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a162/BroodjeBauer/Sheeprevenge.jpg

dilligaf
05-25-2007, 07:21 PM
Hope that Muslim is stump-broke.

Frazod
05-25-2007, 07:27 PM
Islamic Goat F#ckers II - The Revenge!

Tribal Warfare
05-25-2007, 07:31 PM
A Hezbulah colonoscopy

tmax63
05-25-2007, 07:43 PM
Who's your dddaaaaaaaaddy?

chagrin
05-25-2007, 08:00 PM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a162/BroodjeBauer/Beaker.jpg

chagrin
05-25-2007, 08:06 PM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a162/BroodjeBauer/Scheerschuim.jpg

luv
05-25-2007, 08:10 PM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a162/BroodjeBauer/Scheerschuim.jpg
That might actually be enjoyable if it were whipped cream.

ChiefaRoo
05-25-2007, 10:05 PM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a162/BroodjeBauer/Sheeprevenge.jpg

Skips favorite porno.

Joie
05-25-2007, 10:06 PM
Doggie style goat f***ing?

Psyko Tek
05-25-2007, 11:56 PM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a162/BroodjeBauer/Sheeprevenge.jpg

And how do you like !!!!
doesn't feel so good, now does it!!!

Guru
05-25-2007, 11:57 PM
This thread has jumped the shark.

Direckshun
05-26-2007, 12:05 AM
And Donko guided Chin Yao down, and taught him to pray.

One talented ass, this was.

Der Flöprer
05-26-2007, 12:18 AM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a162/BroodjeBauer/Sheeprevenge.jpg


"Meanwhile, at a small, secluded farm in Enumclaw WA.........."

greg63
05-26-2007, 12:31 AM
...Bad photo shop.

Dunit35
05-26-2007, 12:37 AM
...Bad photo shop.


Ha, obviously.

OctoberFart
05-26-2007, 12:37 AM
New style of foreplay popping up in rural Missouri.

el borracho
05-26-2007, 12:40 AM
There was green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born
The horniest of all was the unicorn

elvomito
05-26-2007, 12:43 AM
DenverChief: Thanks, Phobia, for the thoughtful birthday present. I love cherries.

Joie
05-26-2007, 12:44 AM
There was green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born
The horniest of all was the unicorn
My Dad has this cassette! He used to play it in the car quite a bit. It's the same guy that sings Mr. Peepers, right? I cannot think of his name.

TinyEvel
05-26-2007, 12:44 AM
Dang! how many international issues does TinyTYNES have to step in and handle??!!

el borracho
05-26-2007, 12:46 AM
I've only ever heard one recording of "The Unicorn Song". It was recorded by The Irish Rovers.

RJ
05-26-2007, 12:47 AM
Unemployed Romanian receives government goat.


http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=163595

Joie
05-26-2007, 12:47 AM
I've only ever heard one recording of "The Unicorn Song". It was recorded by The Irish Rovers.
Dad has a tape from forever ago that must be the original artist. I may have to ask the next time I talk to him. I've only ever heard it from his cassette.

el borracho
05-26-2007, 12:49 AM
wow. Quick google search to wikipedia tells me that song was released in 1967. I actually have that album (The Unicorn).

Joie
05-26-2007, 12:52 AM
wow. Quick google search to wikipedia tells me that song was released in 1967. I actually have that album (The Unicorn).
Did it say who the original artist is? I'm too lazy to search myself.

el borracho
05-26-2007, 12:52 AM
One of my all-time favorite Irish folk songs is on that album, "Bonnie Kellswater".

Here's a health to you, bonnie Kellswater
For its there you'll find the pleasures of life
And its there you'll find a fishing and farming
And a bonnie wee girl for your wife

On the hills and the glens and the valleys
Grows the softest of women so fine
And the flowers are all dripping with honey
There lives Martha, a true love of mine

Bonnie Martha, you're the first girl I courted
You're the one put my heart in a snare
And if ever I should lose you to another
I will leave my Kellswater so fair

For this one and that one may court her
But no other can take her from me
For I love her as I love my Kellswater
Like the primrose is loved by the bee

Here's a health to you, bonnie Kellswater
For its there you'll find the pleasures of life
And its there you'll find a fishing and farming
And a bonnie wee girl for your wife

I might have to dig that out later for a listen.

el borracho
05-26-2007, 12:56 AM
Looks like it was written by Shel Silverstein and originally recorde by The Irish Rovers.

Joie
05-26-2007, 12:57 AM
Looks like it was written by Shel Silverstein and originally recorde by The Irish Rovers.
It's a Shel Silverstein poem? Wow.

el borracho
05-26-2007, 01:00 AM
Silverstein also wrote "The Smoke Off"- which I remember from the "Dr. Demento Show."

RJ
05-26-2007, 01:18 AM
This was a Silverstein favorite around our house way back when. My mom would use it to shame me into taking the trash out.


Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout
Would not take the garbage out!
She'd scour the pots and scrape the pans,
Candy the yams and spice the hams,
And though her daddy would scream and shout,
She simply would not take the garbage out.
And so it piled up to the ceilings:
Coffee grounds, potato peelings,
Brown bananas, rotten peas,
Chunks of sour cottage cheese.
It filled the can, it covered the floor,
It cracked the window and blocked the door
With bacon rinds and chicken bones,
Drippy ends of ice cream cones,
Prune pits, peach pits, orange peel,
Gloppy glumps of cold oatmeal,
Pizza crusts and withered greens,
Soggy beans and tangerines,
Crusts of black burned buttered toast,
Gristly bits of beefy roasts. . .
The garbage rolled on down the hall,
It raised the roof, it broke the wall. . .
Greasy napkins, cookie crumbs,
Globs of gooey bubble gum,
Cellophane from green baloney,
Rubbery blubbery macaroni,
Peanut butter, caked and dry,
Curdled milk and crusts of pie,
Moldy melons, dried-up mustard,
Eggshells mixed with lemon custard,
Cold french fried and rancid meat,
Yellow lumps of Cream of Wheat.
At last the garbage reached so high
That it finally touched the sky.
And all the neighbors moved away,
And none of her friends would come to play.
And finally Sarah Cynthia Stout said,
"OK, I'll take the garbage out!"
But then, of course, it was too late. . .
The garbage reached across the state,
From New York to the Golden Gate.
And there, in the garbage she did hate,
Poor Sarah met an awful fate,
That I cannot now relate
Because the hour is much too late.
But children, remember Sarah Stout
And always take the garbage out!

Shel Silverstein, 1974

el borracho
05-26-2007, 01:23 AM
I don't remember that one... maybe if I heard it. My faves were Moose Turd Pie, The Existential Blues, The Ballad of Irving and some song where they named all the elements from the element chart really, really fast.

chagrin
05-26-2007, 09:15 AM
Hey, did they do "kiss me blarney stones" as well?

I have been trying to find that one for years

Wile_E_Coyote
05-26-2007, 09:42 AM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a162/BroodjeBauer/Sheeprevenge.jpg

Peterson has a flashback to the Green/Vermeil trade/compensation