PDA

View Full Version : I'm pretty ****ed up


Mr. Plow
05-26-2007, 02:39 AM
Man. I'm pretty drunk. My friend is trying to get some snatch for the first time in 4 YEARS. Ya, you heard me right. No PUSSY in 4 years. Man I'm drunk. My wife is waiting for everyone to leave so that I can lay a little pipe.

kilgore_trout
05-26-2007, 02:42 AM
Good afternoon, Sacramento!

Marlboro_Chief
05-26-2007, 02:50 AM
My wife is waiting for everyone to leave so that I can lay a little pipe.

Are you going to hit it bareback and leave it in?

Mr. Plow
05-26-2007, 02:51 AM
Are you going to hit it bareback and leave it in?

She's 5 months pregnant. I'm hittin' that bareback.

Guru
05-26-2007, 02:52 AM
Man. I'm pretty drunk. My friend is trying to get some snatch for the first time in 4 YEARS. Ya, you heard me right. No PUSSY in 4 years. Man I'm drunk. My wife is waiting for everyone to leave so that I can lay a little pipe.
Seems to be the nature of the beast tonight.

Marlboro_Chief
05-26-2007, 02:56 AM
She's 5 months pregnant. I'm hittin' that bareback.

Excellent! I only use jim hats on hookers.

TinyEvel
05-26-2007, 10:32 AM
She's 5 months pregnant. I'm hittin' that bareback.

Be careful or your baby's going to be born with a black eye.

convict1983
05-26-2007, 02:25 PM
Man. I'm pretty drunk. My friend is trying to get some snatch for the first time in 4 YEARS. Ya, you heard me right. No PUSSY in 4 years. Man I'm drunk. My wife is waiting for everyone to leave so that I can lay a little pipe.

Why was he in such a dry spell?? By choice?

'Hamas' Jenkins
05-26-2007, 02:27 PM
Why was he in such a dry spell?? By choice?

:spock:

Mecca
05-26-2007, 02:54 PM
I'm waiting for him to show back up and say his friend ****ed his wife while he was passed out from being so drunk.....

CoMoChief
05-26-2007, 02:56 PM
Man. I'm pretty drunk. My friend is trying to get some snatch for the first time in 4 YEARS. Ya, you heard me right. No PUSSY in 4 years. Man I'm drunk. My wife is waiting for everyone to leave so that I can lay a little pipe.

Lay a little pipe, that sucks man. I'd be laying some big pipe.

htismaqe
05-26-2007, 02:57 PM
I'm waiting for him to show back up and say his friend ****ed his wife while he was passed out from being so drunk.....

ROFL

BigMeatballDave
05-26-2007, 03:18 PM
Yeah, I wouldn't have admitted to laying a 'little' pipe...

scorpio
05-26-2007, 05:18 PM
I started drinking heavily at 11 AM, then took a little power nap which I just woke up from (refreshing!) and am now ready to start binging again in anticipation of Liddell/Jackson.

Ahhh, holidays.


Oh yeah "big pipe" etc. etc.

Demonpenz
05-26-2007, 05:21 PM
i guess i got into a fight at the bar yesterday. I don't remember someone told me don't worry you just had too much wild turkey. I said I had just enough to have a good time

Mecca
05-26-2007, 05:33 PM
I must be the only person that isn't excited by MMA.

Easy 6
05-26-2007, 05:44 PM
i guess i got into a fight at the bar yesterday. I don't remember someone told me don't worry you just had too much wild turkey. I said I had just enough to have a good time

NAAAASSSSCCCCAAAARRRR!!!!!!

:D

htismaqe
05-26-2007, 07:39 PM
I must be the only person that isn't excited by MMA.

I'm a huge boxing fan and I just can't get into MMA.

Mr. Plow
05-29-2007, 09:52 PM
Why was he in such a dry spell?? By choice?

You could call it a dry spell I suppose. He had his first girlfriend his sophomore year in high school. Was with her until a little over 4 years ago. Hasn't even attempted to get any. Hasn't even had a date. Nothing. We had to hand feed this girl to him and he still didn't seal it. I doubt he ever sees her again.

Mr. Plow
05-29-2007, 09:54 PM
Yeah, I wouldn't have admitted to laying a 'little' pipe...


When you are standing 24 inches away, sometimes a little is all she gets.

Smed1065
05-29-2007, 09:59 PM
When you are standing 24 inches away, sometimes a little is all she gets.

I bet if you are standing -1 inches away, she "sometimes" gets a little.


ROFL