I'm pretty ****ed up

[Mr. Plow]

Man. I'm pretty drunk. My friend is trying to get some snatch for the first time in 4 YEARS. Ya, you heard me right. No PUSSY in 4 years. Man I'm drunk. My wife is waiting for everyone to leave so that I can lay a little pipe.

[kilgore_trout]

Good afternoon, Sacramento!

[Marlboro_Chief]

My wife is waiting for everyone to leave so that I can lay a little pipe.

Are you going to hit it bareback and leave it in?

[Mr. Plow]

Are you going to hit it bareback and leave it in?

She's 5 months pregnant. I'm hittin' that bareback.

[Guru]

Man. I'm pretty drunk. My friend is trying to get some snatch for the first time in 4 YEARS. Ya, you heard me right. No PUSSY in 4 years. Man I'm drunk. My wife is waiting for everyone to leave so that I can lay a little pipe.
Seems to be the nature of the beast tonight.

[Marlboro_Chief]

She's 5 months pregnant. I'm hittin' that bareback.

Excellent! I only use jim hats on hookers.

[TinyEvel]

She's 5 months pregnant. I'm hittin' that bareback.

Be careful or your baby's going to be born with a black eye.

[convict1983]

Man. I'm pretty drunk. My friend is trying to get some snatch for the first time in 4 YEARS. Ya, you heard me right. No PUSSY in 4 years. Man I'm drunk. My wife is waiting for everyone to leave so that I can lay a little pipe.

Why was he in such a dry spell?? By choice?

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Why was he in such a dry spell?? By choice?

:spock:

[Mecca]

I'm waiting for him to show back up and say his friend ****ed his wife while he was passed out from being so drunk.....

[CoMoChief]

Man. I'm pretty drunk. My friend is trying to get some snatch for the first time in 4 YEARS. Ya, you heard me right. No PUSSY in 4 years. Man I'm drunk. My wife is waiting for everyone to leave so that I can lay a little pipe.

Lay a little pipe, that sucks man. I'd be laying some big pipe.

[htismaqe]

I'm waiting for him to show back up and say his friend ****ed his wife while he was passed out from being so drunk.....

ROFL

[Dave]

Yeah, I wouldn't have admitted to laying a 'little' pipe...

[scorpio]

I started drinking heavily at 11 AM, then took a little power nap which I just woke up from (refreshing!) and am now ready to start binging again in anticipation of Liddell/Jackson.

Ahhh, holidays.


Oh yeah "big pipe" etc. etc.

[Demonpenz]

i guess i got into a fight at the bar yesterday. I don't remember someone told me don't worry you just had too much wild turkey. I said I had just enough to have a good time

[Mecca]

I must be the only person that isn't excited by MMA.

[scott free]

i guess i got into a fight at the bar yesterday. I don't remember someone told me don't worry you just had too much wild turkey. I said I had just enough to have a good time

NAAAASSSSCCCCAAAARRRR!!!!!!

:D

[htismaqe]

I must be the only person that isn't excited by MMA.

I'm a huge boxing fan and I just can't get into MMA.

[Mr. Plow]

Why was he in such a dry spell?? By choice?

You could call it a dry spell I suppose. He had his first girlfriend his sophomore year in high school. Was with her until a little over 4 years ago. Hasn't even attempted to get any. Hasn't even had a date. Nothing. We had to hand feed this girl to him and he still didn't seal it. I doubt he ever sees her again.

[Mr. Plow]

Yeah, I wouldn't have admitted to laying a 'little' pipe...


When you are standing 24 inches away, sometimes a little is all she gets.

[Smed1065]

When you are standing 24 inches away, sometimes a little is all she gets.

I bet if you are standing -1 inches away, she "sometimes" gets a little.


ROFL