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Simply Red
05-26-2007, 06:23 PM
Over the last week, or so. I have crapped smaller turds, you know; lacking a deep brown colouring(FR). They've been light-brown and haven't exceeded 4 inches or so(though not pellets either.) BUT, I think tonight/soon I'm going to have a poop-(normal sized/color) O-thon. Man. This will be great and fairly unexpected. I'm headed there now actually...
-POWER TO THE PEOPLE!

unothadeal
05-26-2007, 06:26 PM
Good luck on all your endeavors

88TG88
05-26-2007, 06:29 PM
-POWER TO THE PEOPLE![/FONT]
:hmmm:

Simply Red
05-26-2007, 06:32 PM
Good luck on all your endeavors
thanks. you too...

Simply Red
05-26-2007, 06:40 PM
Sorry it still may be a few minutes. Please stand-by, or come back by to visit. The turd apparently contracted a bit.

Bill Parcells
05-26-2007, 06:50 PM
This thread has lost it's burst, quickly!

BigMeatballDave
05-26-2007, 06:51 PM
Well, this stinks...

milkman
05-26-2007, 06:55 PM
This thread has lost it's burst, quickly!

No shit.

elvomito
05-26-2007, 06:57 PM
http://img483.imageshack.us/img483/3307/b000fimvvigo2.jpg

BigMeatballDave
05-26-2007, 06:59 PM
http://www.metamucil.com/images/homepage/lft_01_logo.jpg

Bill Parcells
05-26-2007, 07:03 PM
No shit.
Yes shit!

milkman
05-26-2007, 07:05 PM
Yes shit!

I don't give a shit.

cookster50
05-26-2007, 07:10 PM
This thread is, um, like, worthless without pics?????

Simply Red
05-26-2007, 07:13 PM
Typing this now.

Now? I'm walking into the powder room. I'm now handling my business. I've got 2-ply, so relax!.

Bill Parcells
05-26-2007, 07:15 PM
I don't give a shit.
Damnit! :cuss:








LMAO Have a great weekend milkman, your Herman ****ing Edwards rants are timeless classics. heh

milkman
05-26-2007, 07:16 PM
This thread is, um, like, worthless without pics?????

You're a sick little shit.

milkman
05-26-2007, 07:18 PM
Damnit! :cuss:








LMAO Have a great weekend milkman, your Herman ****ing Edwards rants are timeless classics. heh

So you're telling me my shit don't stink?

Bill Parcells
05-26-2007, 07:19 PM
So you're telling me my shit don't stink?
Yes! ROFL

milkman
05-26-2007, 07:23 PM
Yes! ROFL

You're shitting me.

Bill Parcells
05-26-2007, 07:32 PM
You're shitting me.
Indeed!

cookster50
05-26-2007, 07:34 PM
You're a sick little shit.
I have been known to run.

Simply Red
05-26-2007, 07:35 PM
I've had better/more satisfying shits in my life. The bastards were of the "clumped" variety. Still light-brown. It's like nothing was digested.

sorry guys. :banghead:

cookster50
05-26-2007, 07:36 PM
I've had better/more satisfying shits in my life. The bastards were of the "clumped" variety. Still light-brown. It's like nothing was digested.

sorry guys. :banghead:
Just be glad they weren't red.

Bill Parcells
05-26-2007, 07:38 PM
I've had better/more satisfying shits in my life. The bastards were of the "clumped" variety. Still light-brown. It's like nothing was digested.

sorry guys. :banghead:
Dude, I've been drinking stout and Newcastle brown all day :eek: I am going to have this messy tarry bowel movement tomorrow that will take like 500 wipes and rip my roids open..I don't want to hear about your complaints.

Simply Red
05-26-2007, 07:40 PM
Just be glad they weren't red.
I am actually glad they weren't. lol...

listopencil
05-26-2007, 07:45 PM
Antifreeze?

elvomito
05-26-2007, 07:55 PM
eat 3 jalapenos

Simply Red
05-26-2007, 08:12 PM
guys, guys, I POOPED! okay? I'm NOT SCARED! It just wasn't quite as gratifying as previous experiences, mmkay?

Simply Red
05-26-2007, 08:14 PM
eat 3 jalapenos
Nice avy. Snoop. WTF? What happened to the little hooker riding the lightning in a circular-patern?

Ohh, the good ol days...

Simply Red
05-26-2007, 08:17 PM
http://img483.imageshack.us/img483/3307/b000fimvvigo2.jpg
Hey dude, check your PM...

ChiefaRoo
05-26-2007, 08:20 PM
guys, guys, I POOPED! okay? I'm NOT SCARED! It just wasn't quite as gratifying as previous experiences, mmkay?


You probably have bowel cancer. Sorry, can I have your car?

Simply Red
05-26-2007, 08:25 PM
You probably have bowel cancer. Sorry, can I have your car?
lol, I'm guessing you mean the S-500. Umm, It's been traded. As a result, we've saved a shit-load on insurance. :)

ChiefaRoo
05-26-2007, 08:26 PM
lol, I'm guessing you mean the S-500. Umm, It's been traded. As a result, we've saved a shit-load on insurance. :)

Whatever you got.

Simply Red
05-26-2007, 08:30 PM
Whatever you got.
ROFL

Simply Red
05-26-2007, 08:40 PM
I've got GREAT NEWS!

Simply Red
05-26-2007, 08:41 PM
Regardless of the past...


I've got gas!

Saggysack
05-26-2007, 11:14 PM
You need a european shit shelf toilet to be able to truly inspect the poopie. Sitting in water makes poo actually a optical illusion. Truth be told your poop is probaly 12inches long and pinkish and purple in color, like mine.