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BucEyedPea
05-28-2007, 04:34 PM
Come on now all. Fess up. I even made it a public poll.

Don't be shy....add details, before marriage, during and after, per year etc.

I wanna see if all the guys live up to what they have said in the Guys & Chicks thread.

chagrin
05-28-2007, 04:38 PM
For something like this, it's only proper for the thread starter to answer first.

And I think Wilt did over 1,000 right, I mean you should know that, right?

P.S. Donger - stay away from this thread dude

keg in kc
05-28-2007, 04:38 PM
Without seeing the poll, if it's about "how many people have you f*cked" the rule of thumb is to take whatever number the guys give and divide it by 3, and whatever numbers the chicks give and multiply it by 4.

And my number would be 1-5. I might stroll by the buffet, but I rarely decide to grab a plate.

chagrin
05-28-2007, 04:39 PM
Without seeing the poll, if it's about "how many people have you f*cked" the rule of thumb is to take whatever number the guys give and divide it by 3, and whatever numbers the chicks give and multiply it by 4.


LMAO

no doubt

Mosbonian
05-28-2007, 04:57 PM
The real fun would be to ask the married guys how many before they met their wives and how many since...not that anyone will be honest.

mmaddog
*******

Mosbonian
05-28-2007, 04:59 PM
Without seeing the poll, if it's about "how many people have you f*cked" the rule of thumb is to take whatever number the guys give and divide it by 3, and whatever numbers the chicks give and multiply it by 4.

That would mean my true number is 3....and my wife would be 8.

mmaddog
*******

MichaelH
05-28-2007, 05:00 PM
I seem to be the first to answer the poll. I didn't start dating my wife until I was in my late twenties. By then, I had known a few ladies very well.

chagrin
05-28-2007, 05:03 PM
not that anyone will be honest.



Like that's going to happen anyway, lol!

tmax63
05-28-2007, 05:09 PM
We gotta have a definition of sex now. I mean now does a white stain on a blue dress count?? Our past prez didn't think it did. So come on Pea, set the rules and answer your own poll.

keg in kc
05-28-2007, 05:11 PM
The real fun would be to ask the married guys how many before they met their wives and how many since...not that anyone will be honest.I've been divorced for more than 3 years, but my answer would be none before and two since. Same one on and off for the last 11 months.

convict1983
05-28-2007, 05:15 PM
I am over 20. A friend of mine is in triple digits...I dont even want to shake his hand anymore.

Skip Towne
05-28-2007, 05:21 PM
Where's Gochiefs?

Discuss Thrower
05-28-2007, 05:24 PM
Ehh, using a loose definition of sex I've had it with one girl...

Mosbonian
05-28-2007, 05:25 PM
I've been divorced for more than 3 years, but my answer would be none before and two since. Same one on and off for the last 11 months.

You're in a little different situation than what I was thinking of when I posed that question......let me rephrase

How many guys who are still married will fess up to how many before and since they got married?

mmaddog
*******

luv
05-28-2007, 05:27 PM
whatever numbers the chicks give and multiply it by 4.

1.5

Mosbonian
05-28-2007, 05:30 PM
1.5

I am going to catch hell for this one.......

So, if you are being honest....either you have slept with 6 guys (I am assuming here) or you slept with a male who is "half the man he used to be"?

mmaddog
*******

keg in kc
05-28-2007, 05:34 PM
You're in a little different situation than what I was thinking of when I posed that question......I know. That's why I phrased my answer the way I did.

While married (for 2 years) zero outside my exwife. Despite the fact that she slept around.

It's a miracle that I'm not a walking condom ad with the number of STDs she could've given me.

keg in kc
05-28-2007, 05:36 PM
1.5You've had a busy year or two.

58-4ever
05-28-2007, 05:47 PM
There is no 15-20 option?

luv
05-28-2007, 05:50 PM
I am going to catch hell for this one.......

So, if you are being honest....either you have slept with 6 guys (I am assuming here) or you slept with a male who is "half the man he used to be"?

mmaddog
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I was going off of what keg said you had to do to the number I gave you.

Mr. Laz
05-28-2007, 05:51 PM
1 average each week
52 average each year
10 year period

520

luv
05-28-2007, 05:52 PM
Another interesting thing to find out would be how many of those people you've slept with have been one night stands.

Predarat
05-28-2007, 05:53 PM
Hmmmm I need to go search my old posts, see what I claimed and pick that number. hahahha!

Mr. Laz
05-28-2007, 05:56 PM
Another interesting thing to find out would be how many of those people you've slept with have been one night stands.
most ........ when you talk a strict %


first time was as a sophomore in high school at the age of 15


pretty much went at it like a bunny in heat until age 25

Mosbonian
05-28-2007, 05:57 PM
I was going off of what keg said you had to do to the number I gave you.

Darn....I was hoping more for the "half the man he used to be option"....there would have to be a story behind that.

mmaddog
*******

keg in kc
05-28-2007, 06:02 PM
Darn....I was hoping more for the "half the man he used to be option"....there would have to be a story behind that.She only let him stick it halfway in.

BucEyedPea
05-28-2007, 06:03 PM
1 average each week
52 average each year
10 year period

520
:redface:

Mr. Laz
05-28-2007, 06:08 PM
:redface:
what can i say


i was young,energetic and horny ....




the girls seemed to like me. :shrug:

Mosbonian
05-28-2007, 06:08 PM
She only let him stick it halfway in.

ROFL

mmaddog
*******

keg in kc
05-28-2007, 06:21 PM
what can i say


i was young,energetic and horny ....




the girls seemed to like me.Living a block from St. Ann's School for the Deaf and Blind probably didn't hurt, either.

Mr. Laz
05-28-2007, 06:38 PM
Living a block from St. Ann's School for the Deaf and Blind probably didn't hurt, either.
ROFL :p


mute was the most important part


.

BucEyedPea
05-28-2007, 06:38 PM
Living a block from St. Ann's School for the Deaf and Blind probably didn't hurt, either.
Wonder what he used for pick-up lines? Did he flash the deaf ones and ...oh never mind. :hmmm:

Phobia
05-28-2007, 06:49 PM
Seriously - who counts? I couldn't begin to tell you. Not that I'm a slut or anything but I just didn't notch my bedpost.

Mr. Laz
05-28-2007, 06:52 PM
Seriously - who counts? I couldn't begin to tell you. Not that I'm a slut or anything but I just didn't notch my bedpost.
if you don't have some idea then it's definitely more than 20 ........ probably more than 50.


:p





.

Bowser
05-28-2007, 06:55 PM
Where's the eleven billionty option?

Phobia
05-28-2007, 07:00 PM
1.5

How many of those 6 from ChiefsPlanet? FWIW, I'm not trashing you. I don't think you have a thing to be ashamed of. A healthy woman should enjoy her body with whomever whenever she wishes.

Phobia
05-28-2007, 07:02 PM
if you don't have some idea then it's definitely more than 20 ........ probably more than 50.


:p





.

Probably somewhere around there. I've been in a couple of longterm monogomous relationships - at least I was monogomous, heh.

Mr. Laz
05-28-2007, 07:13 PM
How many of those 6 from ChiefsPlanet?

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/ATA/25624DG~Oh-No-You-Di-nt-Posters.jpg

Count Zarth
05-28-2007, 07:17 PM
Sorry I cannot vote in this poll.

Count Zarth
05-28-2007, 07:18 PM
1.5

I had no idea you were into quadriplegics.

Phobia
05-28-2007, 07:19 PM
Sorry I cannot vote in this poll.

Go ahead and count yourself.

Frazod
05-28-2007, 07:21 PM
I would have been in the 10-15 range, but the Brazilian hookers kicked me up to the next level.

Almost two levels. It was a busy week. :)

Count Zarth
05-28-2007, 07:23 PM
Jesus. What did you catch? If you're gonna catch something, might as well get your money's worth.

Mr. Laz
05-28-2007, 07:23 PM
I would have been in the 10-15 range, but the Brazilian hookers kicked me up to the next level.

Almost two levels. It was a busy week. :)
what kind of tampon did those Brazilian girls use you for? :fire:

Frazod
05-28-2007, 07:29 PM
what kind of tampon did those Brazilian girls use you for? :fire:

That's not a problem when you pay up front with women who don't speak English. :D

Frazod
05-28-2007, 07:33 PM
Jesus. What did you catch? If you're gonna catch something, might as well get your money's worth.

That was a long time ago - back when VD could be cured with an ICE COLD shot of penicillin in each cheek. My ass hurt from the shots far longer than I had clap symptons.

sedated
05-28-2007, 07:35 PM
but I just didn't notch my bedpost.

i let their skull do that for me

Count Zarth
05-28-2007, 07:38 PM
That was a long time ago - back when VD could be cured with an ICE COLD shot of penicillin in each cheek. My ass hurt from the shots far longer than I had clap symptons.

NO CONSEQUENCES!!!!!!

Mr. Laz
05-28-2007, 07:42 PM
That's not a problem when you pay up front with women who don't speak English. :D
did they have those really round Brazilian muscle butts?!?

:drool:

Frazod
05-28-2007, 07:45 PM
did they have those really round Brazilian muscle butts?!?

:drool:

Generally. :)

stevieray
05-28-2007, 07:45 PM
1 average each week
52 average each year
10 year period

520

I'll go with this also. Not that proud about it now, FWIW.

I know I'm damn lucky I never caught anything...

JohninGpt
05-28-2007, 07:45 PM
That was a long time ago - back when VD could be cured with an ICE COLD shot of penicillin in each cheek. My ass hurt from the shots far longer than I had clap symptons.
Ah, that seven months at Subic Bay was a wonderful time.

luv
05-28-2007, 07:46 PM
How many of those 6 from ChiefsPlanet? FWIW, I'm not trashing you. I don't think you have a thing to be ashamed of. A healthy woman should enjoy her body with whomever whenever she wishes.
Flattering me will not get you an answer.

luv
05-28-2007, 07:46 PM
There are a bunch of male sluts on here.

Mr. Laz
05-28-2007, 07:49 PM
Generally. :)
man, those are hot


especially when they do that shakey,shakey dance they do. :wayne:

Bowser
05-28-2007, 07:51 PM
You don't have an option for between 15 and 20.

stevieray
05-28-2007, 07:51 PM
man, those are hot


especially when they do that shakey,shakey dance they do. :wayne:

i'd like to see a hula dancer do the moves without the grass skirt...

Mr. Laz
05-28-2007, 07:52 PM
I'll go with this also. Not that proud about it now, FWIW.

I know I'm damn lucky I never caught anything...
yep ....

actually after awhile it gets pretty "empty", if you know what i mean.

Baconeater
05-28-2007, 07:52 PM
There are a bunch of male sluts on here.
There's no such thing.

stevieray
05-28-2007, 07:54 PM
yep ....

actually after awhile it gets pretty "empty", if you know what i mean.

totally...the bummer thing is so many were looking for love :( ...

Frazod
05-28-2007, 07:58 PM
1 average each week
52 average each year
10 year period

520

This reminds me of an ex-roommate of mine. This guy nailed everything female. And I mean EVERYTHING. He had the looks to pull really hot women, but he also had no standards, so he'd nail the pigs, too. An equal opportunity manwhore. Anyway, one night, over the course of the evening, he nailed three different women that were sitting at the same table at the bar. He'd bone one out in the parking lot and then come back in and move on to the next one. I'm not really sure how he pulled it off, as I was dealing with my own issues - I just kept seeing him head outside with different women. But he apparently went too far when he tried his luck with number four. At that point 1, 2 and 3 got together, figured out what was going on, and basically beat the shit out of him (along with No. 4). They trapped him in a corner and were kicking him, hitting him and dousing him with beer. It was pretty brutal.

He screamed out "Tim! Help me!" but all I could do was laugh. ROFL

Mr. Laz
05-28-2007, 07:59 PM
totally...the bummer thing is so many were looking for love :( ...
buddy of mine talk about that occasionally

we used to run together back in school ... we'd go out every night, every week, endless seeking chicks.

We got pretty good at it ... became sort of an obsession.


now we realize that it was much more than that

Frazod
05-28-2007, 08:00 PM
Ah, that seven months at Subic Bay was a wonderful time.

The guys who had been in the PI compared Rio to Subic, only with much, much hotter women. Plus, they loved Americans down there (at least back then).

Bowser
05-28-2007, 08:01 PM
Ah, that seven months at Subic Bay was a wonderful time.

Be honest - you have a replacement ween now, don't you?

Phobia
05-28-2007, 08:06 PM
Flattering me will not get you an answer.

All of them?

I knew about Mooo, ENDelt, JimNasium, and Rausch but I guess I'm missing a couple.

Bowser
05-28-2007, 08:07 PM
All of them?

I knew about Mooo, ENDelt, JimNasium, and Rausch but I guess I'm missing a couple.

Sedated?

Mr. Laz
05-28-2007, 08:08 PM
This reminds me of an ex-roommate of mine. This guy nailed everything female. And I mean EVERYTHING. He had the looks to pull really hot women, but he also had no standards, so he'd nail the pigs, too. An equal opportunity manwhore. Anyway, one night, over the course of the evening, he nailed three different women that were sitting at the same table at the bar. He'd bone one out in the parking lot and then come back in and move on to the next one. I'm not really sure how he pulled it off, as I was dealing with my own issues - I just kept seeing him head outside with different women. But he apparently went too far when he tried his luck with number four. At that point 1, 2 and 3 got together, figured out what was going on, and basically beat the shit out of him (along with No. 4). They trapped him in a corner and were kicking him, hitting him and dousing him with beer. It was pretty brutal.

He screamed out "Tim! Help me!" but all I could do was laugh. ROFL

hehe ROFL


i'll have to tell you about some of the exploits of me and a friend of mine some time.



we were rather incorrigible :)

Bowser
05-28-2007, 08:12 PM
How about a poll of all the chicks we COULD HAVE nailed, but were too young/dumb/naive to close the deal?





On second thought, that's not a good idea. :huh:

luv
05-28-2007, 08:13 PM
Sedated?
I could dream. The guy is hot.

Frazod
05-28-2007, 08:15 PM
I could dream. The guy is hot.

Just get him drunk. :D

stevieray
05-28-2007, 08:15 PM
Just get him drunk. :D

and drive him home...

Frazod
05-28-2007, 08:18 PM
How about a poll of all the chicks we COULD HAVE nailed, but were too young/dumb/naive to close the deal?





On second thought, that's not a good idea. :huh:

Yeah, let's not go there. :banghead:

Mr. Laz
05-28-2007, 08:20 PM
Just get him drunk. :D
she hasn't learn anything from this thread, has she?!? LMAO

luv
05-28-2007, 08:21 PM
she hasn't learn anything from this thread, has she?!? LMAO
What's your best drunken performance?

Bowser
05-28-2007, 08:23 PM
What's your best drunken performance?

You need to elaborate here.

Mr. Laz
05-28-2007, 08:23 PM
What's your best drunken performance?
best,wildest or most embarrassing??

ROFL

keg in kc
05-28-2007, 08:26 PM
How about a poll of all the chicks we COULD HAVE nailed, but were too young/dumb/naive to close the deal?Oh god, let's not even go there. I think back to all the missed opportunities in college. Depressing.

luv
05-28-2007, 08:27 PM
best,wildest or most embarrassing??

ROFL
How about longest lasting?

Direckshun
05-28-2007, 08:27 PM
2 hookups
4 girlfriends

6.

I am "eh" at teh womenz.

BigMeatballDave
05-28-2007, 08:28 PM
Over 50? 100? 500? We got some whores around here...

JohninGpt
05-28-2007, 08:32 PM
Be honest - you have a replacement ween now, don't you?
A little Trobicin, a little Vibromiacin, a week or so with no caffiene, alcohol, or dairy products, and the Corpsman said I was good as new...both times.

luv
05-28-2007, 08:33 PM
2 hookups
4 girlfriends

6.

I am "eh" at teh womenz.
Breaking it down sounds bad.

4 one nighters
1 two nighter (working so hard for a third)
1 friend with benefits

Mr. Laz
05-28-2007, 08:36 PM
hey Frazod ... how about this one


one night, a buddy(Brad) of mine and i go out with a couple of girlies. We have a good time and about 2 a.m. we start heading home. We drop of his girl because she was closest. Then we head towards my girl's house.

The girl and i start messing around while Brad is driving and slide into the back seat. The car had big bench seats. Anyway it starts getting pretty intense in the back seat .... clothes start coming off.

All the sudden things start getting kinda bumpy, ya know ... and i don't mean the good kind of bumpy. Apparently my best bud decided that he didn't want to chauffeur me around while i got laid. So he decided to see if i could get the job done while he drove around the neighborhoods taking corners at 50 miles an hour.

That bastard! ROFL

Then since that didn't buck me off, he decide to see how i handled the situation while going over curbs and hitting trash cans.


he was laughing his butt off the whole time, said by the end i had my feet wedged against the door and the seat ... mooning everyone we went by while trying to do my manly duties. :D

Frazod
05-28-2007, 08:38 PM
hey Frazod ... how about this one


one night, a buddy(Brad) of mine and i go out with a couple of girlies. We have a good time and about 2 a.m. we start heading home. We drop of his girl because she was closest. Then we head towards my girl's house.

The girl and i start messing around while Brad is driving and slide into the back seat. The car had big bench seats. Anyway it starts getting pretty intense in the back seat .... clothes start coming off.

All the sudden things start getting kinda bumpy, ya know ... and i don't mean the good kind of bumpy. Apparently my best bud decided that he didn't want to chauffeur me around while i got laid. So he decided to see if i could get the job done while he drove around the neighborhoods taking corners at 50 miles an hour.

That bastard! ROFL

Then since that didn't buck me off, he decide to see how i handled the situation while going over curbs and hitting trash cans.


he was laughing his butt off the whole time, said by the end i had my feet wedged against the door and the seat ... mooning everyone we went by while trying to do my manly duties. :D

I hope it wasn't your car he was trashing. :D

Mr. Laz
05-28-2007, 08:40 PM
I hope it wasn't your car he was trashing. :D
it was!!!!


he wouldn't of trashed his own LMAO



.

Phobia
05-28-2007, 08:45 PM
Heh heh. In the car stories....

I owned a Dodge Daytona at one time. It's a hatchback sporty kind of car, at least for a Dodge.

Buddy driving with his g/f in the front seat. Me and my g/f in the back. We decided to put the seats flat and go for it. We were having a real nice time until a car comes up behind us running his brights. I was giving a show and the girl was flipping them off.....

and then the lights came on.

So we got pulled over and the cop really just wants to give the "what for" to the girl who was flipping him off. He never even said anything about what was going on. He wanted to talk about being flipped off. Heh.

luv
05-28-2007, 08:49 PM
All of them?

I knew about Mooo, ENDelt, JimNasium, and Rausch but I guess I'm missing a couple.
Missing a couple? You've already added more than there was.

DJay23
05-28-2007, 09:24 PM
My count is 7, all of which I have considered girlfriends, but I have frequented 2 of them since the break up. Luckily the most gorgeous one of the lot is still quite a frequent booty call. It's not unusual to get a call at 2 AM on a Thursday night to come pick her up at the bar, which I don't mind at all even though I do have to get up earlier than normal then, take her home, then go to work. Always trade sex for sleep (man law!) She lives with her mom who disapproves of her drinking, which is perfect for me since I live alone. She always apologizes the next day, and of course I tell her I'm always there for her.

Anyway on the topic of car stories, I was once getting road head from an ex girlfriend in her little Chevy Spectrum. I was driving of course and we pulled up to a stop light which was red. She was doing her damndest (she was a bit of a raker though, I must admit) but got an A for effort. As it was dusk and still a little light outside you could easily see into the car if you were paying attention. I don't think she realized we were in town because we had been out near my house which was on some residential roads. Anyway, this guy comes riding by going our direction on the sidewalk to my right. I looked at him as he looked in and saw the scene. He promptly veered to his left and ran smack into the bus stop sign we were sitting just behind. I couldn't contain the laughter, and when she picked her head up to see what was so damned funny, realized we were in town and that people could see. She was kind of pissed that I hadn't said anything.

BucEyedPea
05-28-2007, 09:41 PM
...actually after awhile it gets pretty "empty", if you know what i mean.
Are you saying you have few swimmers left after all that? :hmmm:

Count Zarth
05-28-2007, 09:43 PM
As far as missed chances, maybe one of the girls can answer this for me.

When I was in college I was at a convention and in my hotel room, alone. One of my workmates, who I had known and been fairly friendly with for a few months knocked on the door and came to see me - alone. At night.

She asked me point blank if I had a girlfriend. I (stupidly) said no, and that I DIDN'T WANT ONE.

I realize I screwed up, but to what extent?

Mr. Flopnuts
05-28-2007, 09:45 PM
As far as missed chances, maybe one of the girls can answer this for me.

When I was in college I was at a convention and in my hotel room, alone. One of my workmates, who I had known and been fairly friendly with for a few months knocked on the door and came to see me - alone. At night.

She asked me point blank if I had a girlfriend. I (stupidly) said no, and that I DIDN'T WANT ONE.

I realize I screwed up, but to what extent?


If you're still a virgin it cost you shedding that title. She wanted to ****, you were scared. It's cool, the older you get the more nervous you get. You should seriously stick your meatstick in the first quivering mound of love pudding that you can. It will help you find a wife one of these days.

Count Zarth
05-28-2007, 09:49 PM
She wanted to ****, you were scared.

What makes you say that?

Frazod
05-28-2007, 09:49 PM
As far as missed chances, maybe one of the girls can answer this for me.

When I was in college I was at a convention and in my hotel room, alone. One of my workmates, who I had known and been fairly friendly with for a few months knocked on the door and came to see me - alone. At night.

She asked me point blank if I had a girlfriend. I (stupidly) said no, and that I DIDN'T WANT ONE.

I realize I screwed up, but to what extent?

If you're still a virgin, to a HUGE extent. :shake:

BucEyedPea
05-28-2007, 09:49 PM
As far as missed chances, maybe one of the girls can answer this for me.

When I was in college I was at a convention and in my hotel room, alone. One of my workmates, who I had known and been fairly friendly with for a few months knocked on the door and came to see me - alone. At night.

She asked me point blank if I had a girlfriend. I (stupidly) said no, and that I DIDN'T WANT ONE.

I realize I screwed up, but to what extent?
To what extent? You basically just said you weren't interested. End of story.What do you want, a girlfriend or just sex?

I guess you coulda' said, "No I don't have one and don't want one, but sex would be fine."

Count Zarth
05-28-2007, 09:50 PM
To what extent? You basically just said you weren't interested. End of story.

Yeah, but after the fact, I realized I was. Course there was another chick I was hot for at the time, whom I had no chance with unfortunately.

Nzoner
05-28-2007, 09:51 PM
Heh heh. In the car stories....

I owned a Dodge Daytona at one time. It's a hatchback sporty kind of car, at least for a Dodge.

Buddy driving with his g/f in the front seat. Me and my g/f in the back. We decided to put the seats flat and go for it. We were having a real nice time until a car comes up behind us running his brights. I was giving a show and the girl was flipping them off.....

and then the lights came on.

So we got pulled over and the cop really just wants to give the "what for" to the girl who was flipping him off. He never even said anything about what was going on. He wanted to talk about being flipped off. Heh.


LOL,that reminded me of a time just out of high school,parked by the lake and so heavy into a 69 with the gf that we didn't hear the car pull up.Bet your ass we heard the rapping on the window though and then the cop's flashlight illuminated the scene.

BucEyedPea
05-28-2007, 09:52 PM
Yeah, but after the fact, I realized I was. Course there was another chick I was hot for at the time, whom I had no chance with unfortunately.
I edited.
Well, it seems it was a nervous reaction.

Phobia
05-28-2007, 09:53 PM
As far as missed chances, maybe one of the girls can answer this for me.

When I was in college I was at a convention and in my hotel room, alone. One of my workmates, who I had known and been fairly friendly with for a few months knocked on the door and came to see me - alone. At night.

She asked me point blank if I had a girlfriend. I (stupidly) said no, and that I DIDN'T WANT ONE.

I realize I screwed up, but to what extent?

Dude, you couldn't get laid on your wedding night. I'm very confident in saying that. You're like a vegetarian dog. There's something seriously wrong with you. Does your plumbing work?

Count Zarth
05-28-2007, 09:53 PM
Dude, you couldn't get laid on your wedding night. I'm very confident in saying that. You're like a vegetarian dog. There's something seriously wrong with you. Does your plumbing work?

Haha. That was like 5 years ago. I'm confident I wouldn't make the same mistake twice.

BucEyedPea
05-28-2007, 09:54 PM
Dude, you couldn't get laid on your wedding night.
Well I didn't on mine. I was in a state of shock. But I did recuperate.

Nzoner
05-28-2007, 09:56 PM
As far as missed chances, maybe one of the girls can answer this for me.

When I was in college I was at a convention and in my hotel room, alone. One of my workmates, who I had known and been fairly friendly with for a few months knocked on the door and came to see me - alone. At night.

She asked me point blank if I had a girlfriend. I (stupidly) said no, and that I DIDN'T WANT ONE.

I realize I screwed up, but to what extent?

I used to think that the saying "you could fock up a wet dream" was just that,a saying but the more I know about you....

BWillie
05-28-2007, 09:58 PM
I'm glad we aren't counting BJ's or the list would be much higher for me. I try to screw as little chicks as possible unless I actually like them and they are amazingly hot. I gladly take other forms of ways to get off, rather than sex if it's not a girl I really like. Hey I got mine, and I get to do less work. More time to sleep as well.

Phobia
05-28-2007, 10:02 PM
I'm glad we aren't counting BJ's or the list would be much higher for me. I try to screw as little chicks as possible unless I actually like them and they are amazingly hot. I gladly take other forms of ways to get off, rather than sex if it's not a girl I really like. Hey I got mine, and I get to do less work. More time to sleep as well.

A chick really has to know what she's doing to get to the surprise inside with me. Rarely has a gal completed that task with me the first or second attempt. I've made plenty of women really angry due to that. Heh. But they'll take instruction better after their jaws get tired.

Rain Man
05-28-2007, 10:51 PM
I'm glad we aren't counting BJ's or the list would be much higher for me. I try to screw as little chicks as possible unless I actually like them and they are amazingly hot. I gladly take other forms of ways to get off, rather than sex if it's not a girl I really like. Hey I got mine, and I get to do less work. More time to sleep as well.

I'm not sure, but I think you just admitted to both pedophilia and beastiality.

DenverChief
05-28-2007, 11:01 PM
I am over 20. A friend of mine is in triple digits...I dont even want to shake his hand anymore.

puzzy

Rain Man
05-28-2007, 11:02 PM
I need a clarification. Is this just actual, physical sex, or do fantasy encounters count if they're so real that you can remember every detail so vividly that you sometimes worry that you're a suave sleepwalking gigolo.

Baconeater
05-28-2007, 11:12 PM
I need a clarification. Is this just actual, physical sex, or do fantasy encounters count if they're so real that you can remember every detail so vividly that you sometimes worry that you're a suave sleepwalking gigolo.
Yes, you get to count yourself.

BWillie
05-28-2007, 11:28 PM
Over 50? 100? 500? We got some whores around here...

One of my buddies, who got kicked out of his last college for screwing and video taping the police chiefs daughter, once told me "I bet I've done 100 more chicks than you". He wasn't even mocking, he was serious. He's nailed about 350 chicks, and when I told him I hadn't even got to 100. He seemed confused and amazed that there are males that haven't even had sex with at least 150 women.

This is coming from a guy who has done supermodels/nfl cheerleaders and 215 pound chicks with missing teeth. Some guys seriously have vision problems and don't care what they put their dick into

Dunit35
05-28-2007, 11:36 PM
One of my buddies, who got kicked out of his last college for screwing and video taping the police chiefs daughter, once told me "I bet I've done 100 more chicks than you". He wasn't even mocking, he was serious. He's nailed about 350 chicks, and when I told him I hadn't even got to 100. He seemed confused and amazed that there are males that haven't even had sex with at least 150 women.

This is coming from a guy who has done supermodels/nfl cheerleaders and 215 pound chicks with missing teeth. Some guys seriously have vision problems and don't care what they put their dick into


His penis will fall off eventually.


Me on the other hand, I've been with two.

BigMeatballDave
05-28-2007, 11:40 PM
One of my buddies, who got kicked out of his last college for screwing and video taping the police chiefs daughter, once told me "I bet I've done 100 more chicks than you". He wasn't even mocking, he was serious. He's nailed about 350 chicks, and when I told him I hadn't even got to 100. He seemed confused and amazed that there are males that haven't even had sex with at least 150 women.

This is coming from a guy who has done supermodels/nfl cheerleaders and 215 pound chicks with missing teeth. Some guys seriously have vision problems and don't care what they put their dick into Something seriously wrong with that dude. Mother issues...

TinyEvel
05-28-2007, 11:42 PM
25 I even made a list one time of their names. Shamefully, there were a couple on there like "that girl in the tent in Sequoia" and "halloween catwoman girl"

I was really not a one-night stand guy, either, they just kind of slipped in there....and so did I (buh-da-bump!)

Donger
05-29-2007, 07:44 AM
For something like this, it's only proper for the thread starter to answer first.

And I think Wilt did over 1,000 right, I mean you should know that, right?

P.S. Donger - stay away from this thread dude

Why?

ROYC75
05-29-2007, 08:27 AM
Like Phobia, who counts them ? Now if it's just a couple, I understand. But if you were very active ?

Just guessing ? Over 20 but under 50, the 70's & early 80's were a fun time for me being single ...........

Mr. Laz
05-29-2007, 11:21 AM
Are you saying you have few swimmers left after all that? :hmmm:
LMAO

no .... i was speaking to the emotional aspect of it.


after you have all that meaningless sex it gets a bit empty feeling.

booger
05-29-2007, 10:49 PM
I'm in the 13-14 range. There were these 2 stripper twins...........I couldn't tell them apart. So I don't know if I was just banging the 1 a few times or if the other sister took a turn.

Bob Dole
05-29-2007, 10:53 PM
Like Phobia, who counts them ? Now if it's just a couple, I understand. But if you were very active ?

Just guessing ? Over 20 but under 50, the 70's & early 80's were a fun time for me being single ...........

They don't count a full unit when it happens in Kentucky.

Smed1065
05-29-2007, 10:56 PM
There are a bunch of male sluts on here.

Now you know why it is easier for a female than a male!

Smed1065
05-29-2007, 10:58 PM
Depends on your age as well. After 25 years, it does add up. :)

Logical
05-30-2007, 12:44 AM
25 I even made a list one time of their names. Shamefully, there were a couple on there like "that girl in the tent in Sequoia" and "halloween catwoman girl"

I was really not a one-night stand guy, either, they just kind of slipped in there....and so did I (buh-da-bump!)

Hey she ought to be happy you did not record the fact you chewed your own arm off getting out of that tent.

Bob Dole
05-30-2007, 12:47 AM
I'm in the 13-14 range. There were these 2 stripper twins...........I couldn't tell them apart. So I don't know if I was just banging the 1 a few times or if the other sister took a turn.

Doesn't matter. Members of the same family (her, her sisters, her mom) just count as one.

booger
05-30-2007, 01:04 AM
Doesn't matter. Members of the same family (her, her sisters, her mom) just count as one.

Got it.

What about grandma's though?

I mean just in case something like that might happen.

TinyEvel
05-30-2007, 02:04 AM
This reminds me of an ex-roommate of mine. This guy nailed everything female. And I mean EVERYTHING. He had the looks to pull really hot women, but he also had no standards, so he'd nail the pigs, too. An equal opportunity manwhore. Anyway, one night, over the course of the evening, he nailed three different women that were sitting at the same table at the bar. He'd bone one out in the parking lot and then come back in and move on to the next one. I'm not really sure how he pulled it off, as I was dealing with my own issues - I just kept seeing him head outside with different women. But he apparently went too far when he tried his luck with number four. At that point 1, 2 and 3 got together, figured out what was going on, and basically beat the shit out of him (along with No. 4). They trapped him in a corner and were kicking him, hitting him and dousing him with beer. It was pretty brutal.

He screamed out "Tim! Help me!" but all I could do was laugh. ROFL

That's becasue he did the first one anal.

DaFace
05-30-2007, 08:36 AM
Good thing my answer's not 0,5,10,16,17,18, or 19. I wouldn't know what to pick!