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chiefbowe82
05-29-2007, 02:57 PM
What Do I Look Like?

A newlywed couple just moved into their new house.
One day the husband comes home from work and his wife
says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one
of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?"
The husband just looked at his wife and said, "What do
I look like, Mr.Plumber?"

A few days went by, and he comes home from work and
again his wife asks for a favor, "Honey, the car won't
start, I think that it needs a new battery. Could you
change it for me?"

"What do I look like, Mr.Goodwrench?" was his
response. Another couple of weeks go by, and it's
raining pretty hard. His wife then finds a leak in the
roof. She pleads with him as he's walking through the
door. "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you
please fix it?"

He just looked at her and said "What do I look like,
Bob Vila?" and sat down with a beer and watched a game
on TV.

One weekend the husband woke up and it was pouring
pretty hard, but the leak on the roof was gone!
Speaking of leaks, he also went to take a shower, and
he found that the one pipe behind the sink wasn't
leaking anymore either.

His wife was coming home just then, and as she walked
through the door, the husband asked, "Honey, how come
there aren't any more leaks, and the car's running?"

She replied nonchalantly, "Oh, the other day I was
picking up the mail, and I ran into one of our new
neighbors, Jon. What a nice man. He came over and
fixed everything." "Wow, did he charge us anything?"
asked the husband. "No, he just said that he'd do it
for free if I either baked him a cake or had sex with
him" she said.

"Cool. What kind of cake did you make?" asked the
husband. "Cake? What the hell do you think I look
like, Betty Crocker

Hog Farmer
05-29-2007, 03:14 PM
Get a Life!

chiefbowe82
05-29-2007, 04:00 PM
Get a Life!
Considering you have three times as many posts as myself, you might want to reverse that statement.

Simplex3
05-29-2007, 06:41 PM
Considering you have three times as many posts as myself, you might want to reverse that statement.
He's also been here 4 1/2 years longer.

Add to that the fact that he's psychotic, and, well...

CoMoChief
05-29-2007, 07:02 PM
What do you get when you crossover a bulldog and a shih-tzu???

Rain Man
05-29-2007, 07:12 PM
It sounds to me like this man's inattention to household details may have ruined his marriage. What a sad situation.

chiefbowe82
05-29-2007, 08:03 PM
It sounds to me like this man's inattention to household details may have ruined his marriage. What a sad situation.

You posted 118 times more than myself, but you life is far and beyond his.

Rain Man
05-29-2007, 08:16 PM
You posted 118 times more than myself, but you life is far and beyond his.

I attribute it to the fact that I don't drink, smoke, or swear, and every day I eat a small melon.