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TinyEvel
05-30-2007, 02:02 AM
I bring this up, because I've found myself irresistably attracted to woman's necks lately. Lots of women are wearing their hair up as the weather gets hotter, and I've started to really dig on the neck, the defined jaw line, etc.

I swear, it would be cool to be Dracula. You get thencool threads, you get to work the neck, the blood sucking deal, the eternal life, the nighttime activities. Plus, the ability to turn into a bat and bother Mr. Carlson the Bugeater...

Dracula's got to OWN the movie monster thing. He gets my vote

Claynus
05-30-2007, 02:07 AM
The T-Rex from Jurassic Park. I like stomping around and yelling at the top of my lungs.

TinyEvel
05-30-2007, 02:10 AM
Not really a monster. I would classify that as a historical creature.

Though, Godzilla fits that description. Or, Gunther.

Claynus
05-30-2007, 02:11 AM
Godzilla then, but not the pussy American one. The ass-kicking Japanese one.

Phobia
05-30-2007, 02:27 AM
http://www.launchpoker.com/players/people/-camryn-manheim-/camryn_manheim_large.jpg

Because I dig 20 ear piercings per ear.

CHENZ A!
05-30-2007, 02:38 AM
Damn, people always look at me like I'm some kind of weirdo when I say that I like it when women wear their hair up because I love necks. Glad to know I'm not the only one.

Here is exhibit "A" of why I love necks. And I'm not talking about Jay.

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ChiefJustice
05-30-2007, 02:42 AM
MOTHRA!!

You get three Japanese chicks singing your praises just because you are a giant moth.


That's a pimp.

ChiefaRoo
05-30-2007, 03:25 AM
I would be the Skipzilla and you would all bow before my stinking cigarette breath and fear the flatulence from my saggy ass cheeks.

ClevelandBronco
05-30-2007, 03:41 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/05/Alex_Korova1.jpg

ChiefJustice
05-30-2007, 04:21 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/05/Alex_Korova1.jpg


Alex wasn't a monster...

He was a mirror for a larger monster.

ClevelandBronco
05-30-2007, 04:34 AM
Alex wasn't a monster...

He was a mirror for a larger monster.

Good insight.

Pushead2
05-30-2007, 06:22 AM
Does the red guy from the Bugs Bunny cartoons count?

Ebolapox
05-30-2007, 06:49 AM
define 'monster'

and, I guess, the monster from ATHF:MFMFT

CanadianChief
05-30-2007, 06:54 AM
I'm gonna go with Christian Bale in American Psycho just because.

Fly O.T. McWall
05-30-2007, 07:18 AM
check out the cans....



http://www.cyberpunkreview.com/images/metropolis16.jpg

tyton75
05-30-2007, 07:21 AM
Darth Vader.. he was the original pimp :)

Smoke
05-30-2007, 08:02 AM
Dude has his own lagoon plus chicks in swim wear.

Stewie
05-30-2007, 08:34 AM
The monster in Young Frankenstein. A couple women were obsessed with his schwanzstucker and he gave it to Elizabeth seven or eight times. :)

Donger
05-30-2007, 08:38 AM
The alien from Alien, but the boy version.

Wile_E_Coyote
05-30-2007, 08:43 AM
Werewolf (mandog)

FD
05-30-2007, 09:53 AM
The Thing. That way I can be any of these others.

RJ
05-30-2007, 09:55 AM
The vampires in "Lost Boys" had a nice life. Motrocycles, music, partying all night, eating well, had a cool cave by the ocean to live in.

The Invisible Man......I mean, what can you say? Who among us wouldn't like to be invisible when it was convenient? I'd be spending a lot of time down at the sorority house, no doubt.

King Kong gets a hot chick in every version that's been made AND gets to climb up a skyscraper.

Now if you just wanted to scare the crap out of people, this vampire might be the way to go. I would not f*** with Nosferatu.

Donger
05-30-2007, 10:23 AM
I suddenly feel the need for Bauhaus.

Reerun_KC
05-30-2007, 10:29 AM
Cookie Monster....

TinyEvel
05-30-2007, 11:08 AM
I suddenly feel the need for Bauhaus.


Nice reference!!!!

:clap:


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Valiant
05-30-2007, 11:28 AM
Legion from storm of the century..

The dude off of something wicked this way comes...

Angel just so I can bone Buffy...

Tatertot13
05-30-2007, 11:35 AM
Werewolf (mandog)

Hell yeah

MADDOG MIKE
05-30-2007, 12:41 PM
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/0/05/300px-Predator_1.jpg

CoMoChief
05-30-2007, 12:43 PM
Incredible Hulk.

No one would be able to stop me when the Chiefs play.

picasso
05-30-2007, 01:28 PM
Dude has his own lagoon plus chicks in swim wear.

I totally agree!! :clap:

seclark
05-30-2007, 01:46 PM
igor
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unothadeal
05-30-2007, 01:50 PM
ManBearPig

Otter
05-30-2007, 02:44 PM
http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/WanadooFilms/Thriller/ShiningJohhny.jpg

Adept Havelock
05-30-2007, 03:14 PM
Randall Flagg AKA The Walking Dude, at your service. ;)