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boogblaster
05-30-2007, 10:38 AM
Since Bug had his fright here goes...years ago myself and friends had dirt bikes..we rode them every Sunday all over the rural area here in Se Kansas..Crazy Ron was a really good rider..one day we were going across a lake dam probably about 1/2 mile long..Crazy Ron is running about 60 mph he stands up on the seat arms spread showing off..about that time a big red-tailed hawk flies up from under the dam smacks Crazy Ron in the face knocks him off the bike..bike goes about 200 feet crashs and burns..Crazy Ron has rode-rash from head to toe..never seen him stand up on another bike...ps. about 20 years later he crashed a ultra-lite plane on his maiden flight and was killed..RIP RON .....

wutamess
05-30-2007, 10:42 AM
:spock:

Simplex3
05-30-2007, 10:42 AM
W.

T.

F.

wutamess
05-30-2007, 10:43 AM
:spock: :spock:

Fish
05-30-2007, 10:44 AM
Go Royals?

Simplex3
05-30-2007, 10:48 AM
Ok, I've had a moment to wrap my mind around this and I only have two questions.

1. You found a thread that was completely germane to the discussion you wanted to have, and even referenced it in the thread starter, yet you posted a new thread?

2. Are you a f**king idiot?

ChiefsfaninPA
05-30-2007, 10:51 AM
This is the same clown that used to sign off every post BOOG OUT. What would you expect.

Donger
05-30-2007, 10:53 AM
Since Bug had his fright here goes...years ago myself and friends had dirt bikes..we rode them every Sunday all over the rural area here in Se Kansas..Crazy Ron was a really good rider..one day we were going across a lake dam probably about 1/2 mile long..Crazy Ron is running about 60 mph he stands up on the seat arms spread showing off..about that time a big red-tailed hawk flies up from under the dam smacks Crazy Ron in the face knocks him off the bike..bike goes about 200 feet crashs and burns..Crazy Ron has rode-rash from head to toe..never seen him stand up on another bike...ps. about 20 years later he crashed a ultra-lite plane on his maiden flight and was killed..RIP RON .....

How did a Red-tailed hawk fly up from under a dam?

boogblaster
05-30-2007, 11:05 AM
Bug had a fright with a flying-mammal..Ron had a fright with a flying-bird..the road across the dam was wider than the dam-face thus the hawk flew up from under the dam road.. my mistake..and BOOG OUTT PUNKS ....

Simplex3
05-30-2007, 11:08 AM
Bug had a fright with a flying-mammal..Ron had a fright with a flying-bird.
Yes, this is why this post belongs in that thread. Two of these things are alike and should therefor be grouped together.

Chief Chief
05-30-2007, 11:09 AM
Did Ron perchance have a stubby tail?

cdcox
05-30-2007, 11:18 AM
Consider this to be the CPDTOTD. "Chiefs Planet Depressing Thread Of The Day".

Donger
05-30-2007, 11:21 AM
Bug had a fright with a flying-mammal..Ron had a fright with a flying-bird..the road across the dam was wider than the dam-face thus the hawk flew up from under the dam road.. my mistake..and BOOG OUTT PUNKS ....

The road across the dam was wider than the dam? I think not.

Phobia
05-30-2007, 11:26 AM
At least Ron is no longer in any pain.

Pushead2
05-30-2007, 12:14 PM
Truely dumbfounded by this thread.

kepp
05-30-2007, 12:21 PM
Crazy Ron sounds pretty talen-ted.

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