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Redrum_69
05-30-2007, 03:49 PM
This is part one in my series of "new and improved threads" by yours truly.


Each post you make you have to provide a detailed answer and then ask another question starting with the words "Have you ever..."



So heres the first question...



Have you ever.......dated twins?

MVChiefFan
05-30-2007, 03:50 PM
Does your mom have a twin???

blueballs
05-30-2007, 03:51 PM
What is the deal with sisters
date one and the other tries
to **** you

seclark
05-30-2007, 03:52 PM
this thread doesn't seem to be going as expected.
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BIG_DADDY
05-30-2007, 03:52 PM
Does your mom have a twin???

CoMoChief
05-30-2007, 03:53 PM
2 chicks at the same time huh?

Smed1065
05-30-2007, 03:56 PM
New and improved?






Raiduhs

StcChief
05-30-2007, 03:57 PM
loved a woman....

http://www.lyricsfreak.com/e/eric+clapton/have+you+ever+loved+a+woman_20051170.html

blueballs
05-30-2007, 03:59 PM
I dated a girl who said she had a twin
dated one and the other was all over me and
she was married -the two looked nothing alike

tried to **** the married sis
she wouldn't go all the way
thinking back on it -thank God she didn't

OnTheWarpath58
05-30-2007, 04:01 PM
I dated a twin at SMSU for about 6 months. (Ashleigh)

Got to "date" the other one (Adrienne) without even asking.

Ashleigh and I had plans to go to a party, I met her there, took her home, got down to business......when I realized that I was ****ing Adrienne.

Ashleigh had a small tattoo on the small of her back.

Adrienne didn't.

I never told them I knew it was Adrienne.

Never happened again.....

:shrug:

Dicky McElephant
05-30-2007, 04:04 PM
I dated a twin at SMSU for about 6 months. (Ashleigh)

Got to "date" the other one (Adrienne) without even asking.

Ashleigh and I had plans to go to a party, I met her there, took her home, got down to business......when I realized that I was ****ing Adrienne.

Ashleigh had a small tattoo on the small of her back.

Adrienne didn't.

I never told them I knew it was Adrienne.

Never happened again.....

:shrug:

You lucky son of a bitch....lol

Discuss Thrower
05-30-2007, 04:05 PM
I dated a twin at SMSU for about 6 months. (Ashleigh)

Got to "date" the other one (Adrienne) without even asking.

Ashleigh and I had plans to go to a party, I met her there, took her home, got down to business......when I realized that I was ****ing Adrienne.

Ashleigh had a small tattoo on the small of her back.

Adrienne didn't.

I never told them I knew it was Adrienne.

Never happened again.....

:shrug:


Wow, I take my hat off to you.

It's funny I saw this thread as I was looking at a facebook photo of a twin that goes to my Highschool. Doing anything with her would be damned near statutory rape (almost 19, just turned 16) so yeah.

OnTheWarpath58
05-30-2007, 04:10 PM
You lucky son of a bitch....lol

It's weird, I never found out what the whole "swap" was about.

You're nailing a girl for 6 months, then all of a sudden she pulls the "twin sister stand-in" bit without explaination.

NTTAWWT. :drool:

I always assumed it was a test of some sort, but I must have passed since we continued dating for another 6 months.

OnTheWarpath58
05-30-2007, 04:12 PM
Wow, I take my hat off to you.

It's funny I saw this thread as I was looking at a facebook photo of a twin that goes to my Highschool. Doing anything with her would be damned near statutory rape (almost 19, just turned 16) so yeah.

I don't deserve any accolades. I was just in the right place at the right time.

It's not like I pulled them together and asked to be the meat in a sister-sister sammich or something.......

Pitt Gorilla
05-30-2007, 04:13 PM
I had relations with two sisters on the same day. Neither one knew I was with the other, even though I was dating one at the time. That family doesn't care for me much.

Iowanian
05-30-2007, 04:14 PM
You should have given her "the fonzie spike" and said "you know you like this one...heeeeeeeeeeeeey"


I dated a twin at SMSU for about 6 months. (Ashleigh)

Got to "date" the other one (Adrienne) without even asking.

Ashleigh and I had plans to go to a party, I met her there, took her home, got down to business......when I realized that I was ****ing Adrienne.

Ashleigh had a small tattoo on the small of her back.

Adrienne didn't.

I never told them I knew it was Adrienne.

Never happened again.....

:shrug:

OnTheWarpath58
05-30-2007, 04:17 PM
You should have given her "the fonzie spike" and said "you know you like this one...heeeeeeeeeeeeey"

ROFL ROFL ROFL

Simplex3
05-30-2007, 04:18 PM
I dated a twin in Jr. High. It ended badly because she was the jealous type and I could never figure out which one to ignore and which one to grab her ass.

Oddly, her sister was just fine with the whole thing. In hind sight I should have dated her.

Buehler445
05-30-2007, 08:58 PM
I dated a twin at SMSU for about 6 months. (Ashleigh)

Got to "date" the other one (Adrienne) without even asking.

Ashleigh and I had plans to go to a party, I met her there, took her home, got down to business......when I realized that I was ****ing Adrienne.

Ashleigh had a small tattoo on the small of her back.

Adrienne didn't.

I never told them I knew it was Adrienne.

Never happened again.....

:shrug:

How does this happen to people??!! You can't (or at least I can't) make this shit up. Could you tell any difference in the way she got down to business?

OnTheWarpath58
05-30-2007, 10:12 PM
How does this happen to people??!! You can't (or at least I can't) make this shit up. Could you tell any difference in the way she got down to business?

Nope.

Wouldn't have noticed if I wasn't hitting it from behind.

She was "identical" to her sister in more ways than one.

Rain Man
05-30-2007, 10:25 PM
I dated a twin at SMSU for about 6 months. (Ashleigh)

Got to "date" the other one (Adrienne) without even asking.

Ashleigh and I had plans to go to a party, I met her there, took her home, got down to business......when I realized that I was ****ing Adrienne.

Ashleigh had a small tattoo on the small of her back.

Adrienne didn't.

I never told them I knew it was Adrienne.

Never happened again.....

:shrug:


Iowanian is correct. There are lots of ways you could've taken advantage of this.

"Hey, Ashleigh, I've been thinking about your desire to have me watch you do it with a Mexican prostitute, and let's do it. Right now."

greg63
05-30-2007, 11:26 PM
2 chicks at the same time huh?


If I had a million bucks...