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Mr. Plow
05-31-2007, 02:56 PM
Just set up my igoogle.com homepage. Added the Chuck Norris Fact Generator. 1st fact:

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "Do you know what else is intense?", followed by a round house kick to the face.

Mr. Plow
05-31-2007, 02:58 PM
Kick ass. It gives me a new fact each time a refresh the page.

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

05-31-2007, 03:03 PM
super ultra riposte!!

05-31-2007, 03:27 PM
A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

05-31-2007, 04:01 PM
Chuck Norris is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until first he puts them into vegetative state with his fists.

05-31-2007, 05:02 PM
When Chuck Norris jumped into the lake, Chuck Norris didn't get wet, the water got Chuck Norris'd.

05-31-2007, 05:32 PM
Chuck Norris can throw a football over those mountains over there.

05-31-2007, 05:54 PM
Chuck Norris does not have chest hair, he has millions of highly venomous nematocysts. You have virtually no chance of surviving the venomous sting, unless treated immediately. The pain is so excruciating and overwhelming that you would most likely go into shock and collapse a split second before getting hit in the face with a roundhouse kick.

'Hamas' Jenkins
05-31-2007, 06:32 PM
Chuck Norris was funnier when he was Bill Brasky :ZZZ:

05-31-2007, 07:30 PM
Chuck Norris was funnier when he was Bill Brasky :ZZZ:

Bill Brasky used a live rattlesnake as a condom.

Mr. Plow
05-31-2007, 07:55 PM
They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be "Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick."