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Silock
06-01-2007, 08:27 PM
Does anyone else find it disturbing when an author uses the verb "ejaculate" in a non-sexual context?

Or "penetrate" in a business meeting?

Thig Lyfe
06-01-2007, 08:28 PM
Or "fondle" at a family reunion?

munkey
06-01-2007, 08:28 PM
"I will kick your nipples off" is a little strange too.

KcMizzou
06-01-2007, 08:29 PM
"I will kick your nipples off" is a little strange too.You have to admit, it's strangely amusing.

Edit : Is "strangely" a word? I should have went with "oddly"

That looks weird too. ****in' beer.

Bugeater
06-01-2007, 08:29 PM
How can anyone possibly use "ejaculate" in a non-sexual context?

Sam Hall
06-01-2007, 08:30 PM
I didn't know that word could be used in any other context.

KcMizzou
06-01-2007, 08:32 PM
How can anyone possibly use "ejaculate" in a non-sexual context?That's a good question.

siberian khatru
06-01-2007, 08:32 PM
"He ejaculated from his fighter jet when it developed engine trouble."

Sam Hall
06-01-2007, 08:34 PM
"He ejaculated from his fighter jet when it developed engine trouble."

I'd start with "He was ejected..."

Thig Lyfe
06-01-2007, 08:34 PM
That's a good question.

The primary definition is to utter suddenly and briefly; exclaim.

The third definition is to eject suddenly and swiftly.

So, something like "He ejaculated suddenly, 'Hey, son!'"

KcMizzou
06-01-2007, 08:35 PM
I'd start with "He was ejected..."I like Siberian's version better.

munkey
06-01-2007, 08:38 PM
"He ejaculated from his fighter jet when it developed engine trouble."

OMG...

~must wipe off keyboard~

Nzoner
06-01-2007, 08:39 PM
Well certain songs and movies get a bit more amusing assuming you replace the word come etc.

Ejaculate Together

She Ejaculated In Through The Bathroom Window

Guess Who's ejaculating To Dinner


Ok fockers gimme a break I'm drinkin here

siberian khatru
06-01-2007, 08:41 PM
Well certain songs and movies get a bit more amusing assuming you replace the word come etc.

Ejaculate Together

She Ejaculated In Through The Bathroom Window

Guess Who's ejaculating To Dinner


Ok fockers gimme a break I'm drinkin here

The second ejaculation of Christ?

KcMizzou
06-01-2007, 08:42 PM
The second ejaculation of Christ?Oh.

Now you're just asking for it.

Bugeater
06-01-2007, 08:43 PM
Well certain songs and movies get a bit more amusing assuming you replace the word come etc.

Ejaculate Together

She Ejaculated In Through The Bathroom Window

Guess Who's ejaculating To Dinner


Ok fockers gimme a break I'm drinkin here
One of my favorites is to replace the word "eyes" with "thighs". It gives a lot of songs an entirely new meaning.

siberian khatru
06-01-2007, 08:43 PM
Oh.

Now you're just asking for it.

Oh, yeah? Ejaculate and get me, tough guy.

KcMizzou
06-01-2007, 08:45 PM
Oh, yeah? Ejaculate and get me, tough guy.Alright... give me a minute.

Nzoner
06-01-2007, 08:46 PM
Alright... give me a minute.

That's a focking word picture i could've done without

KcMizzou
06-01-2007, 08:47 PM
That's a focking word picture i could've done withoutLMAO

Hey... not my fault.

KcMizzou
06-01-2007, 08:48 PM
By the way, Siberian's avy must be some creature from hell.

I never thought Rosy coud get worse.

munkey
06-01-2007, 08:49 PM
One of my favorites is to replace the word "eyes" with "thighs". It gives a lot of songs an entirely new meaning.

"In Your Thighs"

love I get so lost, sometimes
days pass and this emptiness fills my heart
when I want to run away
I drive off in my car
but whichever way I go
I come back to the place you are

all my instincts, they return
and the grand facade, so soon will burn
without a noise, without my pride
I reach out from the inside

in your thighs
the light the heat
in your thighs
I am complete
in your thighs
I see the doorway to a thousand churches
in your thighs
the resolution of all the fruitless searches
in your thighs
I see the light and the heat
in your thighs
oh, I want to be that complete
I want to touch the light
the heat I see in your thighs

love, I don't like to see so much pain
so much wasted and this moment keeps slipping away
I get so tired of working so hard for our survival
I look to the time with you to keep me awake and alive

and all my instincts, they return
and the grand facade, so soon will burn
without a noise, without my pride
I reach out from the inside

in your thighs
the light the heat
in your thighs
I am complete
in your thighs
I see the doorway to a thousand churches
in your thighs
the resolution of all the fruitless searches
in your thighs
I see the light and the heat
in your thighs
oh, I want to be that complete
I want to touch the light,
the heat I see in your thighs
in your eyes in your thighs
in your eyes in your thighs
in your eyes in your thighs

Yeah...you have a point :)

Bugeater
06-01-2007, 08:55 PM
I see the doorway to a thousand churches
in your thighs

:spock: ROFL

'Hamas' Jenkins
06-01-2007, 08:57 PM
I always laugh when I see it.

There are better choices to make, IMO, but I don't really care.

munkey
06-01-2007, 09:10 PM
I always laugh when I see it.

There are better choices to make, IMO, but I don't really care.

Gimme one...I'm too tired to search for another...

blueballs
06-01-2007, 09:17 PM
reading Harlequin romances again

Silock
06-01-2007, 09:39 PM
How can anyone possibly use "ejaculate" in a non-sexual context?

Ask the folks over at Webster's. I blame them.

Ebolapox
06-01-2007, 09:43 PM
when I was fifteen years old sitting in a freshman english I class, we were reading aloud from some book or play (can't recall at this moment what it was: it MAY have been 'I heard the owl call my name')... anyway, as we were reading (aloud, again), I swear a sentence with this exact wording came up (heh)... 'OH NO!, he ejaculated'

Silock
06-01-2007, 09:48 PM
when I was fifteen years old sitting in a freshman english I class, we were reading aloud from some book or play (can't recall at this moment what it was: it MAY have been 'I heard the owl call my name')... anyway, as we were reading (aloud, again), I swear a sentence with this exact wording came up (heh)... 'OH NO!, he ejaculated'

Disturbed you, didn't it? I mean, after all the laughing subsided.

Ebolapox
06-01-2007, 09:50 PM
Disturbed you, didn't it? I mean, after all the laughing subsided.

I was a fuggin' teenager still--with all the hormones (heh) running about the system then, I'm pretty sure I laughed for the rest of the month off that one

Ultra Peanut
06-01-2007, 10:18 PM
Lee splooged into third after an error by Perez.

Mark is an amazing success story. It seems like everything he touches turns to jizz.

Even a ***** with 24s can get skeeted on!