for n00bs only

[blueballs]

discuss

[blueballs]

those 5000 and over posters
are a bunch of dicks
I'm right or what

[KcMizzou]

Totally agree.

[blueballs]

have you been baned yet
don't worry it's an old
trick they pull on ya

[KurtCobain]

Having blueballs sucks.

[blueballs]

they wear the same clothes
everyday and have dried
toothpaste in the corners of their mouths

[KcMizzou]

have you been baned yet
don't worry it's an old
trick they pull on yaYeah, once. For posting Walmart girl Playboy pics. Phobia sent me to the hole for a couple days.

It was all Cody's fault.

[stumppy]

Damn, I didn't realize you had to have more than 5000 posts before you graduated from the noob class.

[blueballs]

the rules move around at
their whelm

[Simply Red]

Damn, I didn't realize you had to have more than 5000 posts before you graduated from the noob class.
Actually the quota is 10k. I was misguided..

[Simply Red]

Damn, I didn't realize you had to have more than 5000 posts before you graduated from the noob class.
I'm SR. Nice to meet you BTW. I've heard a lot about your tension w/ that bitch.

[blueballs]

maybe over 5000 post you get moved
from being called a douchebag to a
dickbag

[KurtCobain]

I'm more n00b than your grandmother son.

[Bugeater]

those 5000 and over posters
are a bunch of dicks
I'm right or what
Shut up, n00b!

[blueballs]

I type with my mouth only semi open
old coger

[Simply Red]

I type with my mouth only semi open
old coger
mouth-breather.

[blueballs]

if your wife would shave that jungle
my nose wouln't be stopped up

[milkman]

Having blueballs sucks.

Yeah, but I bet it's better than sucking blueballs.

[blueballs]

massages are better for blueballs

[HemiEd]

maybe over 5000 post you get moved
from being called a douchebag to a
dickbag

LMAO

[KurtCobain]

Yeah, but I bet it's better than sucking blueballs.

My milkman says different.

[Nzoner]

the rules move around at
their whelm

anyone with an avatar like yours is okay in my book I don't give a damn if ya got 10 posts

[milkman]

My milkman says different.

Sounds like he's what you call a "dairy fairy".

Hope you're happy with his service.

[KurtCobain]

Sounds like he's what you call a "dairy fairy".

Hope you're happy with his service.

I'm starting to think the milk is tainted.

[KurtCobain]

You asswipe, this was a good thread till you ****ed with it. rot in hell bitch.

[Cannon1987]

NO

[ChiefsCountry]

Gotta love ChiefsPlanet

[KcMizzou]

Gotta love ChiefsPlanetGreat, aint it?

No... that's not sarcasm.

[SPchief]

BEEN STANDIN' AROUND SUCKING ON MY BIG OL' CHILIDOG!!


Could a mod please ban this n00b?

[88TG88]

yay finally a thread for the post count challenged

[sedated]

they wear the same clothes
everyday and have dried
toothpaste in the corners of their mouths

that ain't the only dried stain

[blueballs]

they try to swing their dicks
but the pulling up on their beer/pot bellies
to watch -kills any respect they hoped to gather

[Reerun_KC]

http://www.poke-egg.com/pics/gay_thread.jpg

[blueballs]

they can't dominate their women anymore
so they try to hover over us and grunt
then make ghey jokes

[blueballs]

some will get hardons for you
and leave you love notes in your rep

[blueballs]

and the ladies will leave you pictures
like this one -only nude

[El Jefe]

I type with my mouth only semi open
old coger

ROFL

[El Jefe]

Hurt me, hurt me..............That girl is hot.

[Skip Towne]

the rules move around at
their whelm
No, it is 10,000 posts. When you reach your 10,000th post you contact me and I will inform you of how much I have raised it. Our whelm has nothing to do with it.

[El Jefe]

How do people find these pictures of hot girls, they always seem so random. Where did you find that picture blueballs.

[88TG88]

How do people find these pictures of hot girls, they always seem so random. Where did you find that picture blueballs.
http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=163947

[Buehler445]

and the ladies will leave you pictures
like this one -only nude

I may be a n00b, but she can vault my pole.

By the way, what the hell is this thread about?

[Bugeater]

How do people find these pictures of hot girls, they always seem so random. Where did you find that picture blueballs.
Are you new to teh intraweb?

[FD]

You know, life out here aint easy for a n00b, tryin to pay for the rent and keep up with bullshit off-season happenings, you gotta cut us some slack sometimes, we often have busy lives of making fools of ourselves and publicly urinating and can only rarely post to get that ****ing postcount e-penis meter up +++

[Bugeater]

I like how the n00bs think we're all proud of our postcounts. Frankly, I'm somewhat embarrassed by mine.

[greg63]

Absolutely n00bastic!

[blueballs]

there is a difference between a n00b:

"You say; Your an idiot, and then think I'm stupid?"

and a retart:

[KurtCobain]

SUCKIN' ON MY BIG OL' CHILIDOG

[GoHuge]

Actually the quota is 10k. I was misguided..I've really got a long ways to go.

[PostalChief]

Maybe I'll reach 1000 by 2010. Meanwhile, I'll pleasantly stay in wannabe/nOOb status. Don't have the personal time to post 100 a day. Sorry.

[KurtCobain]

Maybe I'll reach 1000 by 2010. Meanwhile, I'll pleasantly stay in wannabe/nOOb status. Don't have the personal time to post 100 a day. Sorry.
(0.10 posts per day)
super newb

[PostalChief]

joey,

Thanks for taking the time to do the math. :rolleyes:

[KurtCobain]

joey,

Thanks for taking the time to do the math. :rolleyes:

It's on your profile supernewb. :) :p

[PostalChief]

How about this...I'll cop to the lurker/wannabe status if respect is given to my seniority. I've actually been with this crowd since 98 when everybody was at the old Star board. Fair enough, young man?

[Bugeater]

How about this...I'll cop to the lurker/wannabe status if respect is given to my seniority. I've actually been with this crowd since 98 when everybody was at the old Star board. Fair enough, young man?
Gawd Damned Nebraskans. :shake:

[PostalChief]

Bugeater,

I'm just a transplant. I'm an East Coast bastard from Delaware.

[big nasty kcnut]

So this is the new guys area. Nice

[Griswald]

How about this...I'll cop to the lurker/wannabe status if respect is given to my seniority. I've actually been with this crowd since 98 when everybody was at the old Star board. Fair enough, young man?
Dude, you get rep for that user name. :thumb:

[blueballs]

you n00bs need make up some false threads
to keep the high post count losers occupied
like

-I have a new girlfriend and she says I can have it anytime I want

-Can we try Jason Dunn at one of the tackle spots

-Beer tastes bad to me after I reached 22yo should I end it all now and blow my brains out

[crazycoffey]

what kind of dicksuckery is going on in here?

[Darkwolfe]

Yikes.. Who started passing around the crackpipe??

[blueballs]

let's not get this thong twisted

[Darkwolfe]

heh heh...

Actually, near as I can tell n00b status gets dumped when you show up to a CP event and you either get trashed off your a$$ or walk through Nzoner's screen door...

Going to a game and tailgating with the CP crowd counts too.

:toast:

[crazycoffey]

heh heh...

Actually, near as I can tell n00b status gets dumped when you show up to a CP event and you either get trashed off your a$$ or walk through Nzoner's screen door...

Going to a game and tailgating with the CP crowd counts too.

:toast:


I'll make one of those someday, this year I hope.....

[blueballs]

n00bs suck the penis

[blueballs]

No, it is 10,000 posts. When you reach your 10,000th post you contact me and I will inform you of how much I have raised it. Our whelm has nothing to do with it.

piss off
if you haven't died yet

[blueballs]

BEEN STANDIN' AROUND SUCKING ON MY BIG OL' CHILIDOG!!

a classic find

[blueballs]

this thread is chuck full of goodness

[KcMizzou]

what kind of dicksuckery is going on in here?LMAO

That's like dumbassery, yet... better. I'm stealing it.

[Buck]

So what are the n00b qualifications?

[KcMizzou]

So what are the n00b qualifications?For reference... I'm pretty sure I'm still a n00b.

[crazycoffey]

LMAO

That's like dumbassery, yet... better. I'm stealing it.


No, I stole it first - fair is fair.....

[MikeMaslowski]

I lost a bet...
My mother made me...
It was an accident...
I was high/drunk...
I am missing a chromosome...
That was a very confusing time in my life...
My mother left my father for a philipino roller derby girl...

All of which are excuses for becoming chiefs fans AND joining the planet...

[Rausch]

I like how the n00bs think we're all proud of our postcounts. Frankly, I'm somewhat embarrassed by mine.

Yeah...

[Buck]

I lost a bet...
My mother made me...
It was an accident...
I was high/drunk...
I am missing a chromosome...
That was a very confusing time in my life...
My mother left my father for a philipino roller derby girl...

All of which are excuses for becoming chiefs fans AND joining the planet...

A lot of those sound like excuses I had the other night when I went to the gay bar.

[MikeMaslowski]

A lot of those sound like excuses I had the other night when I went to the gay bar.

Haha. I'd trade Surtain for a rimjob from a tranny.

You two know eachother?

[Skip Towne]

Hey!! What are you n00bs doing in here?

[MikeMaslowski]

Hey!! What are you n00bs doing in here?

I will let you know it 59,343 posts. Until then I will tread water in the lower deck of the titanic....

[MikeMaslowski]

go ahead fellow n00bs!

[ncCHIEFfan]

sup!:huh: ummmm? GO CHIEFS!...lol

[tooge]

Hi, my name is tooge, and I am a noob.

[ncCHIEFfan]

I have been hanging out here for several years now, just never replied!

[ncCHIEFfan]

Guess I am the newest n00b of all

[Stewie]

http://cdn.faniq.com/images/photos/photo_large/15/60215-112.jpg

[TommyHawk69]

Nice

[TommyHawk69]

very nice

[Basileus777]

Is it just me or have we been seeing more n00bs lately? Maybe its just Thigpen expanding the fan base...

[Chiefless]

I'm Chiefless and I will be a n00b forever.

[ncCHIEFfan]

Dude, the DT with angel wings is tight!