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blueballs
06-01-2007, 09:35 PM
discuss

blueballs
06-01-2007, 09:36 PM
those 5000 and over posters
are a bunch of dicks
I'm right or what

KcMizzou
06-01-2007, 09:37 PM
Totally agree.

blueballs
06-01-2007, 09:37 PM
have you been baned yet
don't worry it's an old
trick they pull on ya

KurtCobain
06-01-2007, 09:38 PM
Having blueballs sucks.

blueballs
06-01-2007, 09:39 PM
they wear the same clothes
everyday and have dried
toothpaste in the corners of their mouths

KcMizzou
06-01-2007, 09:39 PM
have you been baned yet
don't worry it's an old
trick they pull on yaYeah, once. For posting Walmart girl Playboy pics. Phobia sent me to the hole for a couple days.

It was all Cody's fault.

stumppy
06-01-2007, 09:40 PM
Damn, I didn't realize you had to have more than 5000 posts before you graduated from the noob class.

blueballs
06-01-2007, 09:41 PM
the rules move around at
their whelm

Simply Red
06-01-2007, 09:42 PM
Damn, I didn't realize you had to have more than 5000 posts before you graduated from the noob class.
Actually the quota is 10k. I was misguided..

Simply Red
06-01-2007, 09:43 PM
Damn, I didn't realize you had to have more than 5000 posts before you graduated from the noob class.
I'm SR. Nice to meet you BTW. I've heard a lot about your tension w/ that bitch.

blueballs
06-01-2007, 09:43 PM
maybe over 5000 post you get moved
from being called a douchebag to a
dickbag

KurtCobain
06-01-2007, 09:43 PM
I'm more n00b than your grandmother son.

Baconeater
06-01-2007, 09:43 PM
those 5000 and over posters
are a bunch of dicks
I'm right or what
Shut up, n00b!

blueballs
06-01-2007, 09:44 PM
I type with my mouth only semi open
old coger

Simply Red
06-01-2007, 09:46 PM
I type with my mouth only semi open
old coger
mouth-breather.

blueballs
06-01-2007, 09:47 PM
if your wife would shave that jungle
my nose wouln't be stopped up

milkman
06-01-2007, 09:49 PM
Having blueballs sucks.

Yeah, but I bet it's better than sucking blueballs.

blueballs
06-01-2007, 09:50 PM
massages are better for blueballs

HemiEd
06-01-2007, 09:55 PM
maybe over 5000 post you get moved
from being called a douchebag to a
dickbag

LMAO

KurtCobain
06-01-2007, 09:56 PM
Yeah, but I bet it's better than sucking blueballs.

My milkman says different.

Nzoner
06-01-2007, 09:58 PM
the rules move around at
their whelm

anyone with an avatar like yours is okay in my book I don't give a damn if ya got 10 posts

milkman
06-01-2007, 09:59 PM
My milkman says different.

Sounds like he's what you call a "dairy fairy".

Hope you're happy with his service.

KurtCobain
06-01-2007, 10:01 PM
Sounds like he's what you call a "dairy fairy".

Hope you're happy with his service.

I'm starting to think the milk is tainted.

KurtCobain
06-01-2007, 11:59 PM
You asswipe, this was a good thread till you ****ed with it. rot in hell bitch.

Cannon1987
06-02-2007, 12:00 AM
NO

ChiefsCountry
06-02-2007, 12:07 AM
Gotta love ChiefsPlanet

KcMizzou
06-02-2007, 12:10 AM
Gotta love ChiefsPlanetGreat, aint it?

No... that's not sarcasm.

SPchief
06-02-2007, 12:21 AM
BEEN STANDIN' AROUND SUCKING ON MY BIG OL' CHILIDOG!!


Could a mod please ban this n00b?

88TG88
06-02-2007, 01:11 AM
yay finally a thread for the post count challenged

sedated
06-02-2007, 01:47 AM
they wear the same clothes
everyday and have dried
toothpaste in the corners of their mouths

that ain't the only dried stain

blueballs
06-02-2007, 07:48 AM
they try to swing their dicks
but the pulling up on their beer/pot bellies
to watch -kills any respect they hoped to gather

Reerun_KC
06-02-2007, 09:21 AM
http://www.poke-egg.com/pics/gay_thread.jpg

blueballs
06-02-2007, 09:24 AM
they can't dominate their women anymore
so they try to hover over us and grunt
then make ghey jokes

blueballs
06-02-2007, 08:11 PM
some will get hardons for you
and leave you love notes in your rep

blueballs
06-02-2007, 08:16 PM
and the ladies will leave you pictures
like this one -only nude

El Jefe
06-02-2007, 09:21 PM
I type with my mouth only semi open
old coger

ROFL

El Jefe
06-02-2007, 09:24 PM
Hurt me, hurt me..............That girl is hot.

Skip Towne
06-02-2007, 09:25 PM
the rules move around at
their whelm
No, it is 10,000 posts. When you reach your 10,000th post you contact me and I will inform you of how much I have raised it. Our whelm has nothing to do with it.

El Jefe
06-02-2007, 09:27 PM
How do people find these pictures of hot girls, they always seem so random. Where did you find that picture blueballs.

88TG88
06-02-2007, 10:52 PM
How do people find these pictures of hot girls, they always seem so random. Where did you find that picture blueballs.
http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=163947

Buehler445
06-02-2007, 11:03 PM
and the ladies will leave you pictures
like this one -only nude

I may be a n00b, but she can vault my pole.

By the way, what the hell is this thread about?

Baconeater
06-02-2007, 11:13 PM
How do people find these pictures of hot girls, they always seem so random. Where did you find that picture blueballs.
Are you new to teh intraweb?

FD
06-03-2007, 12:23 AM
You know, life out here aint easy for a n00b, tryin to pay for the rent and keep up with bullshit off-season happenings, you gotta cut us some slack sometimes, we often have busy lives of making fools of ourselves and publicly urinating and can only rarely post to get that ****ing postcount e-penis meter up +++

Baconeater
06-03-2007, 12:43 AM
I like how the n00bs think we're all proud of our postcounts. Frankly, I'm somewhat embarrassed by mine.

greg63
06-03-2007, 02:13 AM
Absolutely n00bastic!

blueballs
06-03-2007, 07:21 AM
there is a difference between a n00b:

"You say; Your an idiot, and then think I'm stupid?"

and a retart:

KurtCobain
06-03-2007, 09:17 AM
SUCKIN' ON MY BIG OL' CHILIDOG

GoHuge
06-03-2007, 12:39 PM
Actually the quota is 10k. I was misguided..I've really got a long ways to go.

PostalChief
06-03-2007, 01:16 PM
Maybe I'll reach 1000 by 2010. Meanwhile, I'll pleasantly stay in wannabe/nOOb status. Don't have the personal time to post 100 a day. Sorry.

KurtCobain
06-03-2007, 01:24 PM
Maybe I'll reach 1000 by 2010. Meanwhile, I'll pleasantly stay in wannabe/nOOb status. Don't have the personal time to post 100 a day. Sorry.
(0.10 posts per day)
super newb

PostalChief
06-03-2007, 01:37 PM
joey,

Thanks for taking the time to do the math. :rolleyes:

KurtCobain
06-03-2007, 01:38 PM
joey,

Thanks for taking the time to do the math. :rolleyes:

It's on your profile supernewb. :) :p

PostalChief
06-03-2007, 01:46 PM
How about this...I'll cop to the lurker/wannabe status if respect is given to my seniority. I've actually been with this crowd since 98 when everybody was at the old Star board. Fair enough, young man?

Baconeater
06-03-2007, 01:55 PM
How about this...I'll cop to the lurker/wannabe status if respect is given to my seniority. I've actually been with this crowd since 98 when everybody was at the old Star board. Fair enough, young man?
Gawd Damned Nebraskans. :shake:

PostalChief
06-03-2007, 02:00 PM
Bugeater,

I'm just a transplant. I'm an East Coast bastard from Delaware.

big nasty kcnut
06-03-2007, 02:23 PM
So this is the new guys area. Nice

Bill Parcells
06-03-2007, 02:37 PM
How about this...I'll cop to the lurker/wannabe status if respect is given to my seniority. I've actually been with this crowd since 98 when everybody was at the old Star board. Fair enough, young man?
Dude, you get rep for that user name. :thumb:

blueballs
06-03-2007, 03:50 PM
you n00bs need make up some false threads
to keep the high post count losers occupied
like

-I have a new girlfriend and she says I can have it anytime I want

-Can we try Jason Dunn at one of the tackle spots

-Beer tastes bad to me after I reached 22yo should I end it all now and blow my brains out

crazycoffey
06-03-2007, 04:36 PM
what kind of dicksuckery is going on in here?

Darkwolfe
06-03-2007, 04:44 PM
Yikes.. Who started passing around the crackpipe??

blueballs
06-03-2007, 04:45 PM
let's not get this thong twisted

Darkwolfe
06-03-2007, 04:50 PM
heh heh...

Actually, near as I can tell n00b status gets dumped when you show up to a CP event and you either get trashed off your a$$ or walk through Nzoner's screen door...

Going to a game and tailgating with the CP crowd counts too.

:toast:

crazycoffey
06-03-2007, 04:52 PM
heh heh...

Actually, near as I can tell n00b status gets dumped when you show up to a CP event and you either get trashed off your a$$ or walk through Nzoner's screen door...

Going to a game and tailgating with the CP crowd counts too.

:toast:


I'll make one of those someday, this year I hope.....

blueballs
11-08-2008, 09:51 PM
n00bs suck the penis

blueballs
11-08-2008, 09:54 PM
No, it is 10,000 posts. When you reach your 10,000th post you contact me and I will inform you of how much I have raised it. Our whelm has nothing to do with it.

piss off
if you haven't died yet

blueballs
11-08-2008, 09:56 PM
BEEN STANDIN' AROUND SUCKING ON MY BIG OL' CHILIDOG!!

a classic find

blueballs
11-08-2008, 09:58 PM
this thread is chuck full of goodness

KcMizzou
11-08-2008, 10:00 PM
what kind of dicksuckery is going on in here?LMAO

That's like dumbassery, yet... better. I'm stealing it.

Buck
11-08-2008, 10:01 PM
So what are the n00b qualifications?

KcMizzou
11-08-2008, 10:10 PM
So what are the n00b qualifications?For reference... I'm pretty sure I'm still a n00b.

crazycoffey
11-09-2008, 02:16 AM
LMAO

That's like dumbassery, yet... better. I'm stealing it.


No, I stole it first - fair is fair.....

MikeMaslowski
11-09-2008, 09:05 AM
I lost a bet...
My mother made me...
It was an accident...
I was high/drunk...
I am missing a chromosome...
That was a very confusing time in my life...
My mother left my father for a philipino roller derby girl...

All of which are excuses for becoming chiefs fans AND joining the planet...

Rausch
11-09-2008, 09:10 AM
I like how the n00bs think we're all proud of our postcounts. Frankly, I'm somewhat embarrassed by mine.

Yeah...

Buck
11-09-2008, 09:24 AM
I lost a bet...
My mother made me...
It was an accident...
I was high/drunk...
I am missing a chromosome...
That was a very confusing time in my life...
My mother left my father for a philipino roller derby girl...

All of which are excuses for becoming chiefs fans AND joining the planet...

A lot of those sound like excuses I had the other night when I went to the gay bar.

MikeMaslowski
11-09-2008, 09:28 AM
A lot of those sound like excuses I had the other night when I went to the gay bar.

Haha. I'd trade Surtain for a rimjob from a tranny.

You two know eachother?

Skip Towne
11-09-2008, 09:30 AM
Hey!! What are you n00bs doing in here?

MikeMaslowski
11-09-2008, 09:33 AM
Hey!! What are you n00bs doing in here?

I will let you know it 59,343 posts. Until then I will tread water in the lower deck of the titanic....

MikeMaslowski
11-10-2008, 02:54 PM
go ahead fellow n00bs!

ncCHIEFfan
11-10-2008, 03:06 PM
sup!:huh: ummmm? GO CHIEFS!...lol

tooge
11-10-2008, 03:06 PM
Hi, my name is tooge, and I am a noob.

ncCHIEFfan
11-10-2008, 03:08 PM
I have been hanging out here for several years now, just never replied!

ncCHIEFfan
11-10-2008, 03:09 PM
Guess I am the newest n00b of all

Stewie
11-10-2008, 03:09 PM
http://cdn.faniq.com/images/photos/photo_large/15/60215-112.jpg

TommyHawk69
11-10-2008, 03:21 PM
Nice

TommyHawk69
11-10-2008, 03:21 PM
very nice

Basileus777
11-10-2008, 04:49 PM
Is it just me or have we been seeing more n00bs lately? Maybe its just Thigpen expanding the fan base...

Chiefless
11-10-2008, 04:56 PM
I'm Chiefless and I will be a n00b forever.

ncCHIEFfan
11-10-2008, 06:05 PM
Dude, the DT with angel wings is tight!