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Mr. Flopnuts
06-03-2007, 06:25 PM
Name it. What do you say when announcing that it is time for you to deficate.

Mr. Flopnuts
06-03-2007, 06:26 PM
I'll start. I need to go drop a deuce.

blueballs
06-03-2007, 06:27 PM
Chiefs mini-camp is on NFL Network
and everyone wants to start a new NFT thread
-bitching done

Mr. Flopnuts
06-03-2007, 06:30 PM
Chiefs mini-camp is on NFL Network
and everyone wants to start a new NFT thread
-bitching done


You're the king of NFT's. Now name your poop mutha****a.

Bugeater
06-03-2007, 06:44 PM
Drop a log.

Mr. Flopnuts
06-03-2007, 06:47 PM
Drop a log.


How'd you like to buy that log house?

Mr. Flopnuts
06-03-2007, 06:47 PM
"Look out in there, there's a four car pileup you'll surely want to avoid!"

crazycoffey
06-03-2007, 07:39 PM
I gotta take a shit

Fried Meat Ball!
06-03-2007, 07:42 PM
I'm gonna go talk to a guy about a horse.

Mr. Flopnuts
06-03-2007, 07:44 PM
I'm callin for a slider, low and away.

Dunit35
06-03-2007, 07:46 PM
I've got to go take a Mr. Flopnuts.

Mr. Flopnuts
06-03-2007, 07:47 PM
I've got to go take a Mr. Flopnuts.


That's one of my favorites. That and taking the Browns to the Superbowl.

Mr. Flopnuts
06-03-2007, 07:48 PM
I need to go plant a fence post.

Mr. Laz
06-03-2007, 07:49 PM
i don't usually announce it ..... :shrug:

Dunit35
06-03-2007, 07:49 PM
Drop some kids off at the pool.

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-03-2007, 07:49 PM
Before we get started... where's your shitta? I got a turtle head pokin' out. I got a crap on deck could choke a donkey. Oy... it's skwigy... makin' me all emotional.

blueballs
06-03-2007, 08:58 PM
do they call you shitty balls
Mr Flopnuts

shrek6849
06-03-2007, 09:01 PM
I'm going to go grow a tail.

DaFace
06-03-2007, 09:01 PM
I'm pretty clever. I usually say that "I have to poop."

Phobia
06-03-2007, 09:03 PM
Around here, I'm early, on-time, or late for my 11:30 appt.

boogblaster
06-03-2007, 09:43 PM
Time to make a baby "growler" ....

Bowser
06-03-2007, 09:55 PM
I'm old school with my announcement -

"I've gotta take a dump."

Mr. Flopnuts
06-03-2007, 10:05 PM
I'm gonna go chumming for sharks.

Bowser
06-03-2007, 10:06 PM
I'm gonna go chumming for sharks.

You might want to inform a doctor about the whole shitting blood thing.

big nasty kcnut
06-03-2007, 10:07 PM
Got to unleash the beast.

Ebolapox
06-03-2007, 10:08 PM
making a brown baby boy

Mr. Flopnuts
06-03-2007, 10:09 PM
In my most ferocious Asian Warlord voice HIROSHIMA.

TinyEvel
06-03-2007, 10:10 PM
(at the racetrack) I'm betting on number two to show.

(at the stadium) The Browns just made it to the superbowl.

(at Strabuck's) I've got to make a Grande Crappuccino.

(at Rockingham) I'm going to help O.J. get into the white Bronco.

(At the Comic Con) pooperman's ready to exit the phonebooth

(In the South) The Duke boys are about to bust out of jail.

(At the dog show) My poodles are about to jump through the hoop

Mr. Flopnuts
06-03-2007, 10:10 PM
making a brown baby boy


This is racist. Almost as racist as Taking the Cosbys to the pool.

Mr. Flopnuts
06-03-2007, 10:11 PM
(at the racetrack) I'm betting on number two to show.

(at the stadium) The Browns just made it to the superbowl.

(at Strabuck's) I've got to make a Grande Crappuccino.

(at Rockingham) I'm going to help O.J. get into the white Bronco.

(At the Comic Con) pooperman's ready to exit the phonebooth

(In the South) The Duke boys are about to bust out of jail.

(At the dog show) My poodles are about to jump through the hoop


These are all fantastic!!! May I add one?

(At the grocery store) Time to go export a can of pringles.

crazycoffey
06-03-2007, 10:16 PM
dropping sammie parker in the endzone?

SPchief
06-03-2007, 10:21 PM
dropping a load.

OnTheWarpath58
06-04-2007, 07:06 AM
Baking a batch of Mud Pie Surprise.

Dump my truck.

Build a log house.

StcChief
06-04-2007, 07:41 AM
lay a tree log

Simply Red
06-04-2007, 07:47 AM
GOTTA GO BLOW MUDD!!!

crazycoffey
06-04-2007, 08:28 AM
"give me 38 seconds, I gotta go knock out Johnny Morton"

:shrug:

Sam Hall
06-08-2007, 11:58 PM
this is timely

KurtCobain
06-09-2007, 12:01 AM
YOU WANNA TALK SHIT!?!?! ILL SHOW YOU SORRY MUTHER****ERS TALKING SHIT!!!

CHENZ A!
06-09-2007, 08:53 AM
I'm gonna go drop an old school.

Mr. Flopnuts
11-16-2007, 02:10 PM
I think I just sharted.

MTG#10
11-16-2007, 02:12 PM
I'm going to go grow a tail.

Drop some kids off at the pool.


Both of these.

MTG#10
11-16-2007, 02:14 PM
Taking the Cosbys to the pool.

ROFL ROFL ROFL

Donger
11-16-2007, 02:15 PM
Name it. What do you say when announcing that it is time for you to deficate.

You spelled defecate incorrectly.

KCUnited
11-16-2007, 02:15 PM
I feel a Topeka.

Donger
11-16-2007, 02:16 PM
I feel a Topeka.

Yes, applicable. Although Tulsa may be more appropriate.

Mr. Flopnuts
11-16-2007, 02:17 PM
You spelled defecate incorrectly.



That wasn't a typo, that was just ignorance. Thanks.

Mr. Flopnuts
11-16-2007, 02:20 PM
ROFL ROFL ROFL


Whoa

KCUnited
11-16-2007, 02:21 PM
Yes, applicable. Although Tulsa may be more appropriate.

Its actually a double meaning.

Yes, Topeka is a giant turd. A peice of poop is generally referred to as number 2. A peice of poop peeking out of my ass is a Topeka.

BigMeatballDave
11-16-2007, 02:25 PM
1. Bake a brownie
2. Bake a loaf
3. Bake a potato
4. Bake a russet
5. Barbarians at the gate
6. Big brown man knocking on the back door
7. Blow Mud
8. Bomb the Bowl
9. Build a dookie castle
10. Carpet bombing
11. Choke a brownie
12. Choke a darkie
13. Chop a log
14. Commit yourself to the dumpatorium
15. Conduct a movement
16. Cook a brown carrot
17. Cook a brown kielbasa
18. Cook a butt burrito
19. Cook a meat loaf in the porcelain saucepan
20. Cook some chocolate
21. Cook some fudge
22. Cook some sausage
23. Cook up a pot of anal stew
24. Crap
25. Curl some pipe
26. Debulk
27. Defecate
28. Disembowel
29. Disemfiber
30. Do the Royal Squat
31. Doo-doo
32. Download some brownware
33. Draw mud
34. Drill for mud bunnies
35. Drop
36. Drop Loggy Log
37. Drop Smokies (when camping in the winter)
38. Drop a bomb
39. Drop a brown trout
40. Drop a deuce
41. Drop a dookie
42. Drop a load
43. Drop a log
44. Drop a stool
45. Drop anchor
46. Drop the kids off at the lake/pool
47. Drop wolf bait
48. Drop your ordinance
49. Dump
50. Dump a stump
51. Enjoy a meatball sandwich
52. Evacuate
53. Fill the peanut butter jar
54. Float a trout
55. Give birth to a Marine
56. Give birth to a packy
57. Go Fecen'
58. Go into labor
59. Grow a Tail
60. Hatch a new boss
61. Hatch a new superintendent
62. Have a shit
63. Heave a Havana
64. Hit paydirt
65. Launch a Butt Shuttle
66. Launch a torpedo
67. Lay a brick
68. Lay a cable
69. Lay a log
70. Lay some cable
71. Load the crapper
72. Log out
73. Make a core dump
74. Make a delivery
75. Make a deposit
76. Make a deposit at the porcelain bank
77. Make a doo-doo
78. Make a log entry
79. Make grunt sculpture
80. Make mud
81. Make room for lunch
82. Make some fertilizer
83. Offload some freight
84. Pack your underwear
85. Paint the bowl (especially for a really wet one)
86. Paint with the brown stuff
87. Park some bark
88. Park your breakfast
89. People who like sausages shouldn't see how they're made!!
90. Pinch a loaf
91. Plant some corn
92. Play at the Toilet Bowl
93. Poke the turtle's head out
94. Poop
95. Punish the porcelain
96. Put fruit in the bowl
97. Recycle fiber
98. Release your payload
99. Ride the hoop
100. Roll a Nut Log
101. Roll a log
102. Saw off a log
103. Seek revenge for the Brown Bomber
104. Shake a brown bomber
105. Shit
106. Sink a link
107. Sink a sausage
108. Sink the Bismark
109. Sit on the bowl
110. Sit on the can
111. Sit on the throne
112. Sjvsdtta en barkbet (in Sweden)
113. Snap a log
114. Spray and wipe
115. Squat
116. Squeeze a coily
117. Squeeze a loaf
118. Squeeze one out
119. Squeeze the cheese
120. Stain the porcelain
121. Study at the Library
122. Taint the cloth
123. Take a "Schroeder" (or insert another familiar name)
124. Take a Doogie
125. Take a dump
126. Take a growler
127. Take a load off your mind
128. Take a shit
129. Take a steamer
130. Test the plumbing

KCUnited
11-16-2007, 02:28 PM
Dancin' With Mr. Brownstone.

JohninGpt
11-16-2007, 03:45 PM
Torpedo the glass bottom boat.

Mr. Flopnuts
11-16-2007, 03:49 PM
Time to go leave a sacrifice for the porcelin goddess.

Bob Dole
11-16-2007, 03:51 PM
Stolen from My Name is Earl:

Giving birth to pooptuplets.

luv
11-16-2007, 03:53 PM
Name it. What do you say when announcing that it is time for you to deficate.
Usually "excuse me".

DMAC
11-16-2007, 04:07 PM
I've got a "turd honkin' for the right of way".