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Sam Hall
06-04-2007, 08:44 AM
I'm shocked they haven't let her out yet.

Reerun_KC
06-04-2007, 08:45 AM
She actually went to jail?

Sam Hall
06-04-2007, 08:48 AM
She actually went to jail?

You know, she probably could've gotten away with not showing up.

Stinger
06-04-2007, 08:50 AM
:)

owned

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Pushead2
06-04-2007, 08:50 AM
Hopefully there will be lesbian sex tape that shoots out quick....

kepp
06-04-2007, 08:55 AM
:)

owned

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Wow...totally owned.

Simplex3
06-04-2007, 08:55 AM
Hehe. She didn't look so happy in the crowd.

I've got $10 that says Paris drove herself to that show.

Mile High Mania
06-04-2007, 08:55 AM
Jack's reaction is funny...

Mr. Laz
06-04-2007, 09:05 AM
wow ..... that's harsh

InChiefsHell
06-04-2007, 09:10 AM
Holy crap. I'm surprised they spanked her so hard with her there...I figured they would all sympathize with her...

Simplex3
06-04-2007, 09:11 AM
On a side note, I'd much rather nail that comedian than Paris Hilton.

Reerun_KC
06-04-2007, 09:14 AM
Hopefully there will be lesbian sex tape that shoots out quick....


Why just drive out into the country and watch to cows get it on...

Paris is one nasty twat....

StcChief
06-04-2007, 09:14 AM
On a side note, I'd much rather nail that comedian than Paris Hilton.
No doubt about that.... Paris = skank

Reerun_KC
06-04-2007, 09:14 AM
On a side note, I'd much rather nail that comedian than Paris Hilton.


:bravo:

crazycoffey
06-04-2007, 09:18 AM
On a side note, I'd much rather nail that comedian than Paris Hilton.


Let us know how Jimmy Kimmel's dick tastes when you're done....

Pushead2
06-04-2007, 09:22 AM
Let us know how Jimmy Kimmel's dick tastes when you're done....

:harumph: gross

scott free
06-04-2007, 09:25 AM
Wow...totally owned.

Yeah, she really blasted Paris & Lohan last night, but that black dress ruined a perfectly hot figure...Sarah looked like crap in that thing.

Scaga
06-04-2007, 09:25 AM
This thread is worthless, with or without pix.

Simplex3
06-04-2007, 09:45 AM
Let us know how Jimmy Kimmel's dick tastes when you're done....
Is she nailing Kimmel? WTF has this world come to?

crazycoffey
06-04-2007, 09:46 AM
Is she nailing Kimmel? WTF has this world come to?

for a couple years now he's gone balls deep on that funny girl.

Bowser
06-04-2007, 09:46 AM
Is she nailing Kimmel? WTF has this world come to?

I do believe they are married.

Reerun_KC
06-04-2007, 09:47 AM
for a couple years now he's gone balls deep on that funny girl.


Thats not funny....

KurtCobain
06-04-2007, 09:47 AM
I'll sleep alot better knowing that scumbag is off the streets. I may even let my daughter go outside now.

Fish
06-04-2007, 09:49 AM
Let us know how Jimmy Kimmel's dick tastes when you're done....

You don't think she's washed herself since?

Reerun_KC
06-04-2007, 09:55 AM
I'll sleep alot better knowing that scumbag is off the streets. I may even let my daughter go outside now.


Wait one minute! She says she is a "role model" for young girls and she adds excitement to our dull mundane lives....

crazycoffey
06-04-2007, 10:05 AM
Wait one minute! She says she is a "role model" for young girls and she adds excitement to our dull mundane lives....

The world is a much better place because of Paris Hilton!































Sheeez, as if....... :p

Pushead2
06-04-2007, 10:28 AM
Why just drive out into the country and watch to cows get it on...

Paris is one nasty twat....

We know, but it's the fact that some Butch controlled her ass.... :)

BigMeatballDave
06-04-2007, 11:12 AM
On a side note, I'd much rather nail that comedian than Paris Hilton.Oh, hell yeah!

Reerun_KC
06-04-2007, 11:13 AM
We know, but it's the fact that some Butch controlled her ass.... :)


Making her bark like a doggie?

Pushead2
06-04-2007, 11:54 AM
Making her bark like a doggie?

Whatever floats your boat :)

crazycoffey
06-04-2007, 12:01 PM
Making her bark like a doggie?


ah, now that's not even funny.

Reerun_KC
06-04-2007, 12:04 PM
ah, now that's not even funny.


Come on CC, just a little bit funny?

crazycoffey
06-04-2007, 12:06 PM
Come on CC, just a little bit funny?


Nope, not if post #20 isn't. :harumph:






:p

'Hamas' Jenkins
06-04-2007, 12:11 PM
Sarah Silverman is f*cking hot.

Reerun_KC
06-04-2007, 12:13 PM
Nope, not if post #20 isn't. :harumph:






:p


Whiney ass baby. I am funny and your not, So deal with it.

crazycoffey
06-04-2007, 12:28 PM
Whiney ass baby. I am funny and your not, So deal with it.


yeah, good thing looks aren't everything....

cadmonkey
06-04-2007, 12:56 PM
You can literaly see, in that video, the second that she realizes that her "fans" don't care if she goes to jail or not. F*cking Priceless.

88TG88
06-04-2007, 01:03 PM
:)

owned

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ROFL ROFL
Who the hell expected her to go to the movie awards anyways ?

Skip Towne
06-04-2007, 01:08 PM
Whiney ass baby. I am funny and your not, So deal with it.
I'll settle this. Neither one of you is funny. Funny looking maybe.

Dunit35
06-04-2007, 03:42 PM
Whore off!

Wheres Mr. Slave when you need him.

VonneMarie
06-04-2007, 03:48 PM
:)

owned

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ROFL

greg63
06-04-2007, 05:09 PM
MUWAHAHAHA!!!!

ChiefaRoo
06-04-2007, 05:24 PM
I'll settle this. Neither one of you is funny. Funny looking maybe.

Skip. Please don't speak unless spoken too. It's not my rule it's what the board wants.

Sam Hall
06-06-2007, 09:55 AM
She checks into prison and an infectious outbreak occurs :LOL:

http://www.smh.com.au/news/people/psychiatrist-rushes-to-see-paris/2007/06/06/1181089129943.html

Fish
06-06-2007, 09:58 AM
The celebrity news website TMZ.com said Hilton had been crying on the phone, complaining that she wasn't able to sleep or eat and that her small cell was "freezing cold".

This makes me giggle with delight.... and I don't feel guilty for it.....

Skip Towne
06-06-2007, 09:59 AM
Skip. Please don't speak unless spoken too. It's not my rule it's what the board wants.
Learn the difference between to and too before addressing me you moron.

Reerun_KC
06-06-2007, 09:59 AM
This makes me giggle with delight.... and I don't feel guilty for it.....
Really life is a bitch huh?

Reerun_KC
06-06-2007, 10:00 AM
Learn the difference between to and too before addressing me you moron.
Cranky agian today Skip?

Skip Towne
06-06-2007, 10:07 AM
Cranky agian today Skip?
Nah, just having fun slapping Chefaroo around. I think he likes it. Stockholm Syndrome.

ChiefaRoo
06-06-2007, 10:47 AM
Nah, just having fun slapping Chefaroo around. I think he likes it. Stockholm Syndrome.

Skip's to do list

1) Wash and wax Chiefaroos car
2) Polish Chiefaroos DTV dish
3) Man whore at the Shady Acres old folks home in T-Town - Pay Chiefaroo his money
4) Feed the goats
5) Go to home depot and buy red wood stain for deck on double-wide
6) Jack off to a picture of a sheep
7) Pick up Penis pump and Viagra at discount pharmacy with new Soc. Sec. funds
8) Buy several cartons of generic cigarettes at Sam's
9) Scream at grandchildren for shaking beer enroute from the fridge to Skips vinyl broyhill recliner - circa 1977

crazycoffey
06-06-2007, 10:53 AM
Ha, vinyl broyhill recliner.......

too funny!

Pushead2
06-06-2007, 11:01 AM
ROFL

88TG88
06-06-2007, 12:15 PM
This makes me giggle with delight.... and I don't feel guilty for it.....
I find that funny because it hasn't hit less than 65 degrees the past few days.

Fruit Ninja
06-06-2007, 12:20 PM
Skip's to do list

1) Wash and wax Chiefaroos car
2) Polish Chiefaroos DTV dish
3) Man whore at the Shady Acres old folks home in T-Town - Pay Chiefaroo his money
4) Feed the goats
5) Go to home depot and buy red wood stain for deck on double-wide
6) Jack off to a picture of a sheep
7) Pick up Penis pump and Viagra at discount pharmacy with new Soc. Sec. funds
8) Buy several cartons of generic cigarettes at Sam's
9) Scream at grandchildren for shaking beer enroute from the fridge to Skips vinyl broyhill recliner - circa 1977
haha, nice

chasedude
06-06-2007, 12:30 PM
Skip's to do list

1) Wash and wax Chiefaroos car
2) Polish Chiefaroos DTV dish
3) Man whore at the Shady Acres old folks home in T-Town - Pay Chiefaroo his money
4) Feed the goats
5) Go to home depot and buy red wood stain for deck on double-wide
6) Jack off to a picture of a sheep
7) Pick up Penis pump and Viagra at discount pharmacy with new Soc. Sec. funds
8) Buy several cartons of generic cigarettes at Sam's
9) Scream at grandchildren for shaking beer enroute from the fridge to Skips vinyl broyhill recliner - circa 1977

That's some funny chit! ROFL

BIG_DADDY
06-06-2007, 12:32 PM
One of the guards should do the right thing and offer her the pacifier they have in their pants.

Pushead2
06-06-2007, 12:54 PM
One of the guards should do the right thing and offer her the pacifier they have in their pants.
Going back to my possible sex tapes, this time man on woman.

Sam Hall
06-22-2007, 10:03 PM
Paris Hilton to be released on Tuesday

Paris Hilton will be issued her get-out-of jail card on Tuesday after spending almost 3 1/2 weeks in the slammer. The release date, announced Friday, was determined by the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department's Inmate Reception Center. The exact hour of Hilton's release was not disclosed.

"There's no set time," said Deputy Luis Castro, adding he didn't know if any special arrangements had been made to return Hilton to her Hollywood Hills home.

The 26-year-old Hilton, who was sentenced to 45 days in jail for violating her probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case, surrendered on June 3.

Sheriff Lee Baca released her to electronically monitored house arrest on June 7, citing an undisclosed medical condition he said made her a better candidate to serve the rest of her time at home.

Her sentencing judge, who had specifically barred Hilton from house arrest, ordered her to court the next day and returned the sobbing hotel heiress to jail.

Although her sentence was for 45 days, authorities have said all along that with time off for good behavior and because of crowded jail conditions Hilton was likely to serve only 23. Tuesday will mark the 24th day since she surrendered following an appearance at the MTV Movie Awards.

Hilton's release is scheduled for the same day Baca is to appear before the county Board of Supervisors, which is investigating whether her June 7 release amounted to preferential treatment.

The sheriff has said Hilton's celebrity focused so much attention on her case that she actually served more time than an average person would have under the same circumstances.

Halfcan
06-22-2007, 11:12 PM
you all would do Paris-don't lie

Sam Hall
06-22-2007, 11:13 PM
you all would do Paris-don't lie

It would be like throwing a hot dog down a tunnel.

Halfcan
06-22-2007, 11:32 PM
It would be like throwing a hot dog down a tunnel.

are you talking about her big fuggin mouth or the other two holes-lol

alanm
06-22-2007, 11:55 PM
you all would do Paris-don't lie
Don't know.. Does she have any particular talent? :hmmm:

88TG88
06-23-2007, 12:59 AM
you all would do Paris-don't lie
Sure why not.

Valiant
06-23-2007, 11:06 AM
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=2038472292


Good music video parody...

Coach
06-23-2007, 11:09 AM
you all would do Paris-don't lie

I'm not lying, but I sure as hell wouldn't do her.

Reerun_KC
06-23-2007, 01:08 PM
you all would do Paris-don't lie


Not with your d*ck and Redrum's mom pushing...

Sam Hall
06-24-2007, 10:48 PM
Larry King will interview Paris on Wednesday night's show:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070624/ts_alt_afp/entertainmentpeoplecrimehilton_070624071122

Smed1065
06-24-2007, 10:49 PM
Sure why not.

Just what I expected from a Hicks fan and jersey OWNER!

88TG88
06-24-2007, 11:01 PM
Just what I expected from a Hicks fan and jersey OWNER!
:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
dammit mods

Fruit Ninja
06-24-2007, 11:08 PM
I'm not lying, but I sure as hell wouldn't do her.
I would, just to get her pregnant, then i am set for life. lol Women do it, why cant men?lol

Sam Hall
06-26-2007, 12:34 PM
At last - the long national nightmare is over.
And beginning anew.
Wotta country.
The stuff we deem important makes the baby Jesus cry.
The baby Allah cries as well.

Buehler445
06-26-2007, 12:50 PM
I would, just to get her pregnant, then i am set for life. lol Women do it, why cant men?lol

:wayne:

Sam Hall
06-26-2007, 01:00 PM
:wayne:

InChiefsHell
06-26-2007, 02:06 PM
At last - the long national nightmare is over.
And beginning anew.
Wotta country.
The stuff we deem important makes the baby Jesus cry.
The baby Allah cries as well.

Damn Paris...eat a sandwich or something...:Lin:

Bowser
06-26-2007, 02:19 PM
This thread is like a bad case of herpes - it just won't go away*.






*So I'm told, of course

Reerun_KC
06-26-2007, 02:21 PM
I take it she is out of jail now?

how is this news worthy?

Sam Hall
06-26-2007, 05:21 PM
I take it she is out of jail now?

how is this news worthy?