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blueballs
06-05-2007, 12:48 AM
Lines from Animal House thread

Bugeater
06-05-2007, 12:49 AM
I'm a zit! Get it?

SPchief
06-05-2007, 12:49 AM
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

AZORChiefFan
06-05-2007, 01:02 AM
Holy shittahh

chiefscafan
06-05-2007, 04:15 AM
"is that a pledge pin you are wearing on your uniform?" Neamyer what a tool.

that or I advise you to start drinking heavily.

PatPatriot
06-05-2007, 04:35 AM
Fat, Drunk, and Stupid is no way to go through life....

StcChief
06-05-2007, 06:23 AM
Hoover: "We are on double secret probation, whatever that is...."

Pushead2
06-05-2007, 06:26 AM
"I gave my love chickennnnnnn......"

Scaga
06-05-2007, 06:32 AM
"Mine's bigger than that....my cucumber"

Scaga
06-05-2007, 06:57 AM
Guess I'd better post this one....

Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the f_cking Peace Corps


Considering it's on all my posts.

tooge
06-05-2007, 07:33 AM
blutarski has no grade point average

BigOlChiefsfan
06-05-2007, 07:34 AM
Animal House had many fathers at National Lampoon, Chris Miller's autobiographical stories may have been the most important.

I give you Night of the Seven Fires:

http://www.acmewebpages.com/animal/ah1.html

Fish
06-05-2007, 07:41 AM
You ****ed up.... you trusted us!

chagrin
06-05-2007, 07:44 AM
"GPA 1.2-- congratulations, Kroger... you're at the top of the Delta pledge class."

ROYC75
06-05-2007, 08:00 AM
Thank You Sir, May I have another.......

tyton75
06-05-2007, 08:16 AM
Oh BOY is this GREAT!!!

gblowfish
06-05-2007, 08:20 AM
"You can take your thumb out of my ass now, Carmine...."

Baby Lee
06-05-2007, 08:35 AM
blutarski has no grade point average
Daniel Simpson Day has no grade point average, all courses incomplete.

Dean Wormer didn't get to Blutarski's GPA because he was taken aback by Blut with the pencils in his nostrils

Mr. Blu . . . . Mister Blu-tarsky. . Tell Mr. Stratton and Mr. Schoenstein exactly what l'm about to tell you.

What, sir?

YOU'RE OUT!!! FINISHED at Faber! EXPELLED! l want you off this campus Monday morning! And l'm sure you'll be happy to know... that l have notified your local draft boards... and told them that you are now all...eligible for military service.

Stinger
06-05-2007, 08:45 AM
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Probably not safe for those at work (*Language*)

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The Big Lebowski
06-05-2007, 09:15 AM
Larry's evil conscience: **** her. **** her brains out. Suck her tits, squeeze her buns. You know she wants it.
Larry's good conscience: For shame! Lawrence, I'm surprised at you!
Larry's evil conscience: Aw, don't listen to that jack-off. Look at those gazongas. You'll never get a better chance.
Larry's good conscience: If you lay one finger on that poor sweet helpless girl, you'll despise yourself forever... I'm proud of you, Lawrence.
Larry's evil conscience: You homo.

jeffrho68
06-05-2007, 09:32 AM
The time has come for someone to put his foot down, and that foot is me.

ct
06-05-2007, 12:45 PM
Thank You Sir, May I have another.......

One of my all time favs there!


How does it feel to be an asshole, Neidermeyer?

They took the bar! The whole ****ing bar!

blueballs
06-06-2007, 01:19 AM
I have heard this repeated often
FOOD FIGHT!

BWillie
06-06-2007, 01:51 AM
This is the top quote in Animal House, BAR NONE

Boon: Now. I want you to fix Pinto up, but it's gotta be a very special girl.
Pinto: Listen you don't have ...
Boon: Now, she should be decent looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain kind of morally casual attitude.
Katy: Oh! You mean, you want someone he can screw on the first date?
Boon: Well put.

Chief Henry
06-06-2007, 01:48 PM
Bump...rep to you blueballs

Scaga
06-06-2007, 02:21 PM
Grab a brew. Don't cost nothin'.

KChiefer
06-06-2007, 02:26 PM
Pinto: "I wont go schizo will I?"
Jennings: "It's a distinct possibility."

later...

Pinto: "Can I buy some pot from you?"



Imagine that! I like the reefer scene.

gblowfish
06-06-2007, 02:56 PM
The End.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077975/quotes

StcChief
06-06-2007, 03:01 PM
Otter: Let me give you a hint. She's got a couple of major-league yabbos.
Boon: Beverly!
Otter: No. But you're getting warmer. Here's another: "Oh God, Oh God, OH GOD!"
Boon: Marlene! Don't tell me you're gonna pork Marlene Desmond!
Otter: Pork?
Boon: You're gonna hump her brains out, aren't you?
Otter: Boon, I anticipate a deeply religious experience.

KCinNY
06-06-2007, 04:54 PM
Young boy looking at Playboy as bunny dressed coed flies into his room.

"Thank you God."

TinyEvel
06-06-2007, 05:23 PM
This is Jugdesh, Sydney...

blueballs
06-08-2007, 11:38 PM
TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077975/quotes

big nasty kcnut
06-08-2007, 11:58 PM
thank you god when the hot babe came to that young guy bedroom

blueballs
10-06-2007, 01:17 AM
Let's not get this thing twisted

KcMizzou
10-06-2007, 01:18 AM
Let's not get this thing twistedHerm was not in Animal House.

That I know of...