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06-05-2007, 12:48 AM
Lines from Animal House thread

Bacon Cheeseburger
06-05-2007, 12:49 AM
I'm a zit! Get it?

06-05-2007, 12:49 AM
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

06-05-2007, 01:02 AM
Holy shittahh

06-05-2007, 04:15 AM
"is that a pledge pin you are wearing on your uniform?" Neamyer what a tool.

that or I advise you to start drinking heavily.

06-05-2007, 04:35 AM
Fat, Drunk, and Stupid is no way to go through life....

06-05-2007, 06:23 AM
Hoover: "We are on double secret probation, whatever that is...."

06-05-2007, 06:26 AM
"I gave my love chickennnnnnn......"

06-05-2007, 06:32 AM
"Mine's bigger than that....my cucumber"

06-05-2007, 06:57 AM
Guess I'd better post this one....

Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the f_cking Peace Corps

Considering it's on all my posts.

06-05-2007, 07:33 AM
blutarski has no grade point average

06-05-2007, 07:34 AM
Animal House had many fathers at National Lampoon, Chris Miller's autobiographical stories may have been the most important.

I give you Night of the Seven Fires:


06-05-2007, 07:41 AM
You ****ed up.... you trusted us!

06-05-2007, 07:44 AM
"GPA 1.2-- congratulations, Kroger... you're at the top of the Delta pledge class."

06-05-2007, 08:00 AM
Thank You Sir, May I have another.......

06-05-2007, 08:16 AM
Oh BOY is this GREAT!!!

06-05-2007, 08:20 AM
"You can take your thumb out of my ass now, Carmine...."

Baby Lee
06-05-2007, 08:35 AM
blutarski has no grade point average
Daniel Simpson Day has no grade point average, all courses incomplete.

Dean Wormer didn't get to Blutarski's GPA because he was taken aback by Blut with the pencils in his nostrils

Mr. Blu . . . . Mister Blu-tarsky. . Tell Mr. Stratton and Mr. Schoenstein exactly what l'm about to tell you.

What, sir?

YOU'RE OUT!!! FINISHED at Faber! EXPELLED! l want you off this campus Monday morning! And l'm sure you'll be happy to know... that l have notified your local draft boards... and told them that you are now all...eligible for military service.

06-05-2007, 08:45 AM
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Probably not safe for those at work (*Language*)

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The Big Lebowski
06-05-2007, 09:15 AM
Larry's evil conscience: **** her. **** her brains out. Suck her tits, squeeze her buns. You know she wants it.
Larry's good conscience: For shame! Lawrence, I'm surprised at you!
Larry's evil conscience: Aw, don't listen to that jack-off. Look at those gazongas. You'll never get a better chance.
Larry's good conscience: If you lay one finger on that poor sweet helpless girl, you'll despise yourself forever... I'm proud of you, Lawrence.
Larry's evil conscience: You homo.

06-05-2007, 09:32 AM
The time has come for someone to put his foot down, and that foot is me.

06-05-2007, 12:45 PM
Thank You Sir, May I have another.......

One of my all time favs there!

How does it feel to be an asshole, Neidermeyer?

They took the bar! The whole ****ing bar!

06-06-2007, 01:19 AM
I have heard this repeated often

06-06-2007, 01:51 AM
This is the top quote in Animal House, BAR NONE

Boon: Now. I want you to fix Pinto up, but it's gotta be a very special girl.
Pinto: Listen you don't have ...
Boon: Now, she should be decent looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain kind of morally casual attitude.
Katy: Oh! You mean, you want someone he can screw on the first date?
Boon: Well put.

Chief Henry
06-06-2007, 01:48 PM
Bump...rep to you blueballs

06-06-2007, 02:21 PM
Grab a brew. Don't cost nothin'.

06-06-2007, 02:26 PM
Pinto: "I wont go schizo will I?"
Jennings: "It's a distinct possibility."


Pinto: "Can I buy some pot from you?"

Imagine that! I like the reefer scene.

06-06-2007, 02:56 PM
The End.

06-06-2007, 03:01 PM
Otter: Let me give you a hint. She's got a couple of major-league yabbos.
Boon: Beverly!
Otter: No. But you're getting warmer. Here's another: "Oh God, Oh God, OH GOD!"
Boon: Marlene! Don't tell me you're gonna pork Marlene Desmond!
Otter: Pork?
Boon: You're gonna hump her brains out, aren't you?
Otter: Boon, I anticipate a deeply religious experience.

06-06-2007, 04:54 PM
Young boy looking at Playboy as bunny dressed coed flies into his room.

"Thank you God."

06-06-2007, 05:23 PM
This is Jugdesh, Sydney...

06-08-2007, 11:38 PM

big nasty kcnut
06-08-2007, 11:58 PM
thank you god when the hot babe came to that young guy bedroom

10-06-2007, 01:17 AM
Let's not get this thing twisted

10-06-2007, 01:18 AM
Let's not get this thing twistedHerm was not in Animal House.

That I know of...