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ROYC75
06-06-2007, 09:00 AM
FREAK IN BED TEST, ( Post your scores. )
GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT FROM (1-13)

AND NO CHEATING!

SEE THE RESULTS AT THE END OF THE TEST!

1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?

A. LIGHT COLOR
B. CHANGE COLORS
C. DARK


2.IF YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD...

A. SEDUCE THEM
B. JUST CHILL
C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE

3.WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER?

A. RAIN
B. THUNDERSTORM
C. SUNNY
D. CLOUDY

4.WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT?

A. STRAWBERRIES
B. CHERRIES
C. GRAPES
D. PEACHES
E. KIWI

5.THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS....

A. NIGHT
B. DAY
C. AFTERNOON



6.WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR?

A. FALL
B. SUMMMER
C. SPRING
D. WINTER

7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBOARD?

a-HEADBOARD
b-NO HEADBOARD

8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?

A-LEO
B-VIRGO
C-SCORPIO
D-LIBRA
E-GEMINI
F-ARIES
G-CAPRICORN
H-CANCER
I-PISCES
J-AQUARIUS
K-TAURUS
L-SAGITARIUS

9.PICK A PLACE YOU WOULD HAVE SEX AT OUT OF THESE...

A. ASTRO VAN
B. ON THE ROOF TOP OF A BUILDING
C. PARK
D. AIR PLANE
E. PARENTS ROOM
F. ALL OF THE ABOVE



10.YOUR PHONE SERVICE?

A. SPRINT/CINGULAR
B. VERIZON
C. T-MOB./NEXTEL
D. ALTEL
E. CRICKET
F. SUNCOM
G. BOOST MOB


11.PICK AN ANIMAL
A. LION
B. LIZARD
C. SNAKE
D. MONKEY


12.PICK A TOPPING

A. CHOCLATE SYRUP
B. HONEY
C. WHIP CREAM
D. NUTS


13.WHICH WAY?

A. UP
B. DOWN
C. SIDEWAYS


NOW THINK OF THE PERSON YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON OR A PERSON WHOSE ASS YOU JUST WANNA SMACK=========


***ANSWERS****
1.
A. LIGHT COLOR------ (4) POINTS
B. CHANGE COLORS- (5) POINTS
C. DARK---------------- (4) POINTS

2.
A. SEDUCE THEM--------------- (5) POINTS
B. JUST CHILL------------------- (2) POINTS
C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE- (4) POINTS

3.
A. RAIN--------------- (3) POINTS
B. THUNDERSTORM- (5) POINTS
C. SUNNY------------- (4) POINTS
D. CLOUDY----------- (2) POINTS

4.
A. STRAWBERRYS- (5) POINTS
B. CHERRYS-------- (4) POINTS
C. GRAPES---------- (3) POINTS
D. PEACHES-------- (4) POINTS
E. KIWI-------------- (5) POINTS

5.
A. NIGHT-------- (4) POINTS
B. DAY----------- (3) POINTS
C. AFTERNOON- (5) POINTS

6.
A. FALL-------- (3) POINTS
B. SUMMMER- (4) POINTS
C. SPRING---- (2) POINTS
D. WINTER--- (5) POINTS

7.
-HEADBOARD-------- (5) POINTS
-NO HEADBOARD-- (2) POINTS

8.
LEO---------- (5) POINTS
VIRGO------- (5) POINTS
SCORPIO--- (5) POINTS
LIBRA-------- (3) POINTS
GEMINI------ (4) POINTS
ARIES-------- (3) POINTS
CAPRICORN- (3) POINTS
CANCER------ (4) POINTS
PISCES------- (5) POINTS
AQUARIUS--- (4) POINTS
TAURUS------ (5) POINTS
SAGITARIUS- (4) POINTS

9.
A. ASRTO VAN------------------------------ (3) POINTS
B. ON THE ROOF TOP OF A BUILDING- (4) POINTS
C. PARK------------------------------------- (2) POINTS
D. AIR PLANE------------------------------- (5) POINTS
E. PARENTS ROOM------------------------ (5) POINTS
F. ALL OF THE ABOVE-------------------- (10) POINTS

10.
A. SPRINT/CINGULAR- (5) POINTS
B. VERIZON------------- (4) POINTS
C. T-MOB./NEXTEL----- (3) POINTS
D. ALTEL----------------- (5) POINTS
E. CRICKET-------------- (2) POINTS
F. SUNCOM-------------- (3) POINTS
G. BOOST MOB---------- (4) POINTS

11.
A. LION------ (5) POINTS
B. LIZARD--- (3) POINTS
C. SNAKE--- (4) POINTS
D. MONKEY- (3) POINTS

12.
A. CHOCLATE SYRUP- (3) POINTS
B. HONEY--------------- (2) POINTS
C. WHIP CREAM------- (5) POINTS
D. NUTS----------------- (3) POINTS

13.
A. UP----------- (2) POINTS
B. DOWN------ (3) POINTS
C. SIDEWAYS- (5) POINTS


NOW ADD THE POINTS UP (FOR THE SLOW ONES)

SCORES!!!!!

25-34= PRIESTS SON/DAUGHTER. MIGHT AS WELL SAVE IT TILL MARRIAGE.

35-49= PRETTY FREAKY BUT THERES STILL A COUPLE OF TRICKS U CAN LEARN... FROM ME.

50-65= TOTAL OUTRAGEOUS FREAK! OMG! CALL ME!!!! NO SERIOUSLY START DIALING!***

Phobia
06-06-2007, 09:03 AM
Dumbest post ever.

OnTheWarpath58
06-06-2007, 09:05 AM
Dumbest post ever.

And that's saying A LOT.

DaFace
06-06-2007, 09:07 AM
I'm pretty sure my fiancee's told me about crap like this from Cosmo. That's probably where it needs to stay.

ChiefsfaninPA
06-06-2007, 09:08 AM
I'm pretty sure my fiancee's told me about crap like this from Cosmo. That's probably where it needs to stay.


I was thinking the same thing. Looks like someones wife hijacked their account to check up on them and did this for fun.

Skip Towne
06-06-2007, 09:08 AM
Roy, are you feeling OK? Or is iii using your computer?

ROYC75
06-06-2007, 09:09 AM
Sorry to disappoint, wasn't one of my better efforts today. Must have been the poor nights rest.

BTA, it wasn't suppose to thrill all the assholes here today either. :p

wutamess
06-06-2007, 09:12 AM
Dumbest post ever.

No shit.
You really need a myspace account.

Phobia
06-06-2007, 09:15 AM
Roy, are you feeling OK? Or is iii using your computer?I figured III posted it.

Pushead2
06-06-2007, 09:18 AM
No shit.
You really need a myspace account.

hahahahahah

Reerun_KC
06-06-2007, 09:19 AM
BTA, it wasn't suppose to thrill all the assholes here today either. :p


Doesnt take much to get them off on Chiefsplanet...

StcChief
06-06-2007, 09:24 AM
Freak at 57... but I'm not calling you. ROFL

Reerun_KC
06-06-2007, 09:25 AM
Freak at 57... but I'm not calling you. ROFL
Come on be a team player...

crazycoffey
06-06-2007, 09:28 AM
hee, 63, don't tell me wife.....

Pushead2
06-06-2007, 09:30 AM
hee, 63, don't tell me wife.....
Arghhh Matee

Phobia
06-06-2007, 09:33 AM
No seriously, how much of an asshole do I have to be to say that this garbage is the dumbest crap ever posted on ChiefsPlanet.

Hey y'all. How big of a sex freak are you?
Do you drive a:
Chevy
Dodge
Ford
Toyota

Have you ever been to Niagra Falls?
Yes
No

Who did you vote for President?
Bush
Kerry

How often do you poop in a day?
1
2
3
4
5
6
10+
none

OnTheWarpath58
06-06-2007, 09:34 AM
No seriously, how much of an asshole do I have to be to say that this garbage is the dumbest crap ever posted on ChiefsPlanet.

Hey y'all. How big of a sex freak are you?
Do you drive a:
Chevy
Dodge
Ford
Toyota

Have you ever been to Niagra Falls?
Yes
No

Who did you vote for President?
Bush
Kerry

How often do you poop in a day?
1
2
3
4
5
6
10+
none

Toyota, Yes, Kerry, 1

How did I do?

Phobia
06-06-2007, 09:36 AM
Toyota, Yes, Kerry, 1

How did I do?

You're a hella freak. Don't ask me what that means, but I think it means you're freaky or something. Probably because you don't poop often.

OnTheWarpath58
06-06-2007, 09:37 AM
You're a hella freak. Don't ask me what that means, but I think it means you're freaky or something. Probably because you don't poop often.

1 crap a day is less than average?

Learn something new every day here.......

Phobia
06-06-2007, 09:39 AM
1 crap a day is less than average?

Learn something new every day here.......

Don't complain, bitch. You achieved "Hella Freak" status. I think that's probably pretty good. I don't make the rules, I simply administer this highly scientific test and provide you with the results.

OnTheWarpath58
06-06-2007, 09:42 AM
Don't complain, bitch. You achieved "Hella Freak" status. I think that's probably pretty good. I don't make the rules, I simply administer this highly scientific test and provide you with the results.

Yes sir.

Off topic: What happened with the fish fry?

htismaqe
06-06-2007, 09:42 AM
If this thread is SO dumb, why do you keep bringing it to the top?

:banghead:

crazycoffey
06-06-2007, 09:50 AM
1 crap a day is less than average?

Learn something new every day here.......


Hell, I've crapped three times this morning! But I also think I ate something that didn't agree with me.....

Skip Towne
06-06-2007, 09:51 AM
If this thread is SO dumb, why do you keep bringing it to the top?

:banghead:
For sport?

Phobia
06-06-2007, 09:54 AM
Yes sir.

Off topic: What happened with the fish fry?

We got busy. The wife hasn't okayed a date yet. I'm thinking late july.

ROYC75
06-06-2007, 10:34 AM
No seriously, how much of an asshole do I have to be to say that this garbage is the dumbest crap ever posted on ChiefsPlanet.

Hey y'all. How big of a sex freak are you?
Do you drive a:
Chevy
Dodge
Ford
Toyota

Have you ever been to Niagra Falls?
Yes
No

Who did you vote for President?
Bush
Kerry

How often do you poop in a day?
1
2
3
4
5
6
10+
none

A little fun on a boring day , maybe. Grant it, it's not a classic like the " What do you call this ? Garbage soup thread you made " .........

What's up, you didn't get none last night ? :rolleyes: :p

Phobia
06-06-2007, 10:51 AM
I get plenty. This was just a stupid "test". It was the pinnacle of dumb. Seriously, Roy - I don't think I've ever seen anything like this posted on the planet before. The way I look at it is, if something's not true, it had better be entertaining. This "test" isn't accurate, entertaining, or even passable as anything but 5th grade garbage. You're no prodigy, Roy.

Pushead2
06-06-2007, 11:21 AM
Reading Rainbow was more entertaining than this thread.

BigMeatballDave
06-06-2007, 11:54 AM
WTF is this?

A. SPRINT/CINGULAR
C. T-MOB./NEXTEL

Sprint owns Nextel. Cingular is AT&T. Why are these choices set up like this? Stupid.

ROYC75
06-06-2007, 01:43 PM
I get plenty. This was just a stupid "test". It was the pinnacle of dumb. Seriously, Roy - I don't think I've ever seen anything like this posted on the planet before. The way I look at it is, if something's not true, it had better be entertaining. This "test" isn't accurate, entertaining, or even passable as anything but 5th grade garbage. You're no prodigy, Roy.


Well. it was just a silly thread for a little humor.

Would it be safe to say it failed ? ROFL


We are a Sentimental bunch today .........

listopencil
06-06-2007, 03:05 PM
Good Lord. Take this crap to MySpace.

Ultra Peanut
06-06-2007, 03:56 PM
FWD: FWD: FWD: RE: R U A FREAK....

>>>>>>>>>>> IN BED LOL?!?!?!

|Zach|
06-06-2007, 03:58 PM
This is....

bad.

The apocalypse has indeed crashed down upon CP. Awaiting the flood of 8th grade girls...