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Mr. Plow
06-07-2007, 11:12 AM
But I've got a few requirements:

$150,000-$200,000 should be ok to start out
Tuesday-Thursday only, every other Wednesday off
Come in no earlier than 10am
Leave no later than 3pm
Minimum lunch of 1 1/2 hours
At least 3 people under me so that I don't have to do any real work
Smokin' hot secretary who likes wearing clothing that is too small for her
Company car
Daycare paid for by company
Golf memberships to any course or courses I choose with freedom to have "business meetings" at the course any time I choose
Expense account


Please PM company name, contact person, phone number and website address so that I can consider if your company is worthy.

Thank you.

Reerun_KC
06-07-2007, 11:13 AM
We have the job just for you!

Sincerely WPI and GoChiefs....

Phobia
06-07-2007, 11:15 AM
Are you willing to relocate to Nigeria?

gblowfish
06-07-2007, 11:19 AM
You wanna be Dan Glass?

Dicky McElephant
06-07-2007, 11:20 AM
If you get the job...let me know. I'll gladly be one of the 3 people working under you....as long as I have my own semi-hot secretary...and at least one person I can put all of your work on.

Rain Man
06-07-2007, 11:24 AM
I have such an opening, but only two people report to the position, so I'll give it to someone else.

trndobrd
06-07-2007, 11:28 AM
But I've got a few requirements:

$150,000-$200,000 should be ok to start out
Tuesday-Thursday only, every other Wednesday off
Come in no earlier than 10am
Leave no later than 3pm
Minimum lunch of 1 1/2 hours
At least 3 people under me so that I don't have to do any real work
Smokin' hot secretary who likes wearing clothing that is too small for her
Company car
Daycare paid for by company
Golf memberships to any course or courses I choose with freedom to have "business meetings" at the course any time I choose
Expense account


Please PM company name, contact person, phone number and website address so that I can consider if your company is worthy.

Thank you.


Why didn't you just say "I want to be a consultant."?

StcChief
06-07-2007, 11:53 AM
I have such an opening, but only two people report to the position, so I'll give it to someone else.
ROFL excellent. Mr.Plow is living in a dream world... where is the no experience needed.

Mr. Plow
06-07-2007, 12:03 PM
We have the job just for you!

Sincerely WPI and GoChiefs....

Payment is required up front if this is the best offer.

Mr. Plow
06-07-2007, 12:04 PM
Are you willing to relocate to Nigeria?

Possibly. But travel & moving expenses must be covered.

Mr. Plow
06-07-2007, 12:04 PM
If you get the job...let me know. I'll gladly be one of the 3 people working under you....as long as I have my own semi-hot secretary...and at least one person I can put all of your work on.

I don't care how the work gets done, as long as it's done and done well. And as long as I can take credit for it.

Phobia
06-07-2007, 12:05 PM
Possibly. But travel & moving expenses must be covered.
We're going to send you a money order for $500k. Whatever you don't need, please wire it back to me.

Mr. Plow
06-07-2007, 12:05 PM
I have such an opening, but only two people report to the position, so I'll give it to someone else.

You're loss.

Mr. Plow
06-07-2007, 12:06 PM
ROFL excellent. Mr.Plow is living in a dream world... where is the no experience needed.

The experience will come from my underlings.

Phobia
06-07-2007, 12:06 PM
You're loss.

He is?

Mr. Plow
06-07-2007, 12:07 PM
He is?

Possibly. Not quite sure yet.

StcChief
06-07-2007, 12:10 PM
The experience will come from my underlings.

You sound like a mgr. I had long ago.... His first staff meeting statement, "Your job is to make me look good".....

He was a POS mgr. lazy worthless, lacky with no vision.

Mr. Plow
06-07-2007, 12:12 PM
You sound like a mgr. I had long ago.... His first staff meeting statement, "Your job is to make me look good".....

He was a POS mgr. lazy worthless, lacky with no vision.

Well, I have some vision.

djrcmay
06-07-2007, 12:42 PM
your so witty!

Mr. Plow
06-07-2007, 12:53 PM
your so witty!

Your and idiot.

Ebolapox
06-07-2007, 12:54 PM
You're loss.

you are loss? :spock:

Mr. Plow
06-07-2007, 12:55 PM
You're loss.

Your and idiot.

88TG88
06-07-2007, 01:24 PM
$150,000-$200,000 should be ok to start out
Tuesday-Thursday only, every other Wednesday off
Come in no earlier than 10am
Leave no later than 3pm
Minimum lunch of 1 1/2 hours
At least 3 people under me so that I don't have to do any real work
Smokin' hot secretary who likes wearing clothing that is too small for her
Company car
Daycare paid for by company
Golf memberships to any course or courses I choose with freedom to have "business meetings" at the course any time I choose
Expense account


someone already has that job
http://www.georgeblowfish.com/kingcarl.jpg

Rain Man
06-07-2007, 02:07 PM
No, I'm Rain Man.

Mr. Plow
06-07-2007, 02:29 PM
No, I'm Rain Man.

Are you hiring?

Rain Man
06-07-2007, 02:31 PM
Are you hiring?

Actually, yes. But as I mentioned, it misses one of your requirements. I couldn't bear asking you to compromise your standards.

Mr. Plow
06-07-2007, 02:32 PM
Actually, yes. But as I mentioned, it misses one of your requirements. I couldn't bear asking you to compromise your standards.

Well, if it's the daycare thing, no worries. I'll give up the kids.

DMAC
06-07-2007, 03:44 PM
I have such an opening, but only two people report to the position, so I'll give it to someone else.
Too bad, Mr. Plow. I heard they have some wild panty and pillow fights when there are no good threads over there.

Mr. Plow
06-07-2007, 03:54 PM
Too bad, Mr. Plow. I heard they have some wild panty and pillow fights when there are no good threads over there.

Not sure that I want to see Rain Man in panties swingin' a pillow.

TinyEvel
06-07-2007, 03:57 PM
Hmmm, sounds liike "Advertising Creative director" is the job for you. Send your resume with reel and portfolio to:

Donny Deutsch
111 8th Avenue
New York, New York, 10011

bobbything
06-07-2007, 04:03 PM
You're loss.
I'll go ahead and rule out "copywriter" as one of the possibilities.

Mr. Plow
06-07-2007, 09:16 PM
I'll go ahead and rule out "copywriter" as one of the possibilities.

Again, I won't be doing the work. I'll have other people do the work for me while I take credit for it.