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Bwana
06-07-2007, 09:39 PM
Cops raid wrong place, kick man in groin

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ANNAPOLIS, Md. (AP) -- Annapolis police raided the wrong apartment Wednesday night, using flash grenades and kicking a resident in the groin before they realized their mistake, police and the family said.
Police spokesman Hal Dalton said something must have gone amiss in the briefing beforehand. "We don't know how the mistake was made," Dalton said.

Silvia Bernal, 30, told The (Annapolis) Capital that about 15 officers burst through the front door of her apartment while she was cooking dinner about 8:20 p.m. She said the officers kicked her husband in the groin while she fled into a bedroom and barred the door with her body.
Then she said both of them were taken to the ground and handcuffed. The Capital said a police officer went outside and realized they had raided the wrong residence.

Dalton said they were supposed to have raided a different apartment and said the incident was regrettable.
Spa Cove apartment manager Latisha Marshall says there is a large dent in the front door. And she said there are two large black stains from the flash-bang grenades police deployed after entering the apartment.
When officers and the city's tactical squad went to the right unit, they said it was empty.

HemiEd
06-07-2007, 09:44 PM
If that would have happened in some large cities, the officers might have found something. ;)

Bugeater
06-07-2007, 09:58 PM
Whoops. LMAO

the Talking Can
06-07-2007, 10:01 PM
is groin kicking a standard police move?


man, Karma must have had a stiffy for that dude...

noa
06-07-2007, 10:04 PM
Spa Cove apartment manager Latisha Marshall says there is a large dent in the front door.

That door really tied the whole apartment together.

And they dented it. :shake:

Mr. Plow
06-07-2007, 10:05 PM
Bet they are gonna get some nice shit out of that.

unlurking
06-07-2007, 10:13 PM
haha!!

I'd ask for several "get out of jail free cards" and promise not to sue. Then I'd put that bank robbery plan into action and see if it would really work!

KcMizzou
06-07-2007, 10:13 PM
Hey! In this case, sorry just doesn't cut it. If you kick an innocent man in the junk, you owe him a bit.

Coach
06-07-2007, 10:14 PM
Looks like a big lawsuit is coming towards the department, and it's not gonna be very pretty.

Mr. Plow
06-07-2007, 10:19 PM
Looks like a big lawsuit is coming towards the department, and it's not gonna be very pretty.

Settled out of court.......in a hurry.

Pitt Gorilla
06-07-2007, 10:42 PM
Part of the settlement should include getting to kick every one of the officers in the balls.

Mr. Plow
06-07-2007, 10:45 PM
Part of the settlement should include getting to kick every one of the officers in the balls.

Bingo!

Demonpenz
06-07-2007, 10:49 PM
kick it or ticket

Skip Towne
06-07-2007, 10:53 PM
kick it or ticket
:LOL: That was really good!!

big nasty kcnut
06-07-2007, 11:11 PM
They let him anything out of the evidence room and any drug user money

el borracho
06-08-2007, 12:36 AM
Part of the settlement should include getting to kick every one of the officers in the balls.
Hmm, kick the cops in the balls or collect $20,000... which would you choose if you could only have one?

Silock
06-08-2007, 02:29 AM
Hmm, kick the cops in the balls or collect $20,000... which would you choose if you could only have one?

I'll take the money, Bob.

Saulbadguy
06-08-2007, 04:51 AM
ROFL "nards"

"Kick him in the nards!" "Wolfman has nards?!"

the Talking Can
06-08-2007, 06:17 AM
swat team breaks through door....husband spits out his bouillabaisse, stands up from the dining room table, reflexively put his hands in the air and starts crying...John Tesh on his magic synth can be heard in the background.....entire swat team has its guns aimed at husband

Sgt. Macgruder (screaming): "Put your hands up and don't move!"

Husband (yelling): "My hands are up!...I'm not moving!!"

Sgt. Macgruder: "Don't move god dammit!"

Husband: "I'm not moving, I'm not moving!!"

Sgt. Macgruder: "DON'T ****ING MOVE...I WILL SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE IF YOU MOVE!"

Husband (now sobbing and screaming hysterically): "I'm not moving....I'M NOT MOVING....I'M NOT MOVING"

Sgt. Macgruder: "Ramirez!..if he flinches, take him out"

Husband (inaudible through the heavy sobbing) : "....i'm not moving....i swear i'm not moving..."

Ramirez the Rookie: seeing the husband drop a napkin he was gripping in his left hand, Ramirez instinctively runs at the husband and kicks him in teh balls - Jan Stenerud Style - with his steel toed boot....

Swat team and wife (all reflexively grabbing their own crotches: "Oooh......"

Splat420
06-08-2007, 07:08 AM
How much money should a man get for getting kicked in the balls after doing nothing wrong?

PhillyChiefFan
06-08-2007, 08:22 AM
swat team breaks through door....husband spits out his bouillabaisse, stands up from the dining room table, reflexively put his hands in the air and starts crying...John Tesh on his magic synth can be heard in the background.....entire swat team has its guns aimed at husband

Sgt. Macgruder (screaming): "Put your hands up and don't move!"

Husband (yelling): "My hands are up!...I'm not moving!!"

Sgt. Macgruder: "Don't move god dammit!"

Husband: "I'm not moving, I'm not moving!!"

Sgt. Macgruder: "DON'T ****ING MOVE...I WILL SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE IF YOU MOVE!"

Husband (now sobbing and screaming hysterically): "I'm not moving....I'M NOT MOVING....I'M NOT MOVING"

Sgt. Macgruder: "Ramirez!..if he flinches, take him out"

Husband (inaudible through the heavy sobbing) : "....i'm not moving....i swear i'm not moving..."

Ramirez the Rookie: seeing the husband drop a napkin he was gripping in his left hand, Ramirez instinctively runs at the husband and kicks him in teh balls - Jan Stenerud Style - with his steel toed boot....

Swat team and wife (all reflexively grabbing their own crotches: "Oooh......"


That just made my day ROFL