Look Out Springfield!!

[Skip Towne]

We just had a bad ass line of T-storms go through here north of Tulsa. Tornadoes but none touched down. It is headed straight for you.

[Mr. Plow]

Damn. I thought this was about the Simpsons.

[kcfanXIII]

storms split around me all day. i don't think we got a drop of rain in grain valley. we were even able to get in our softball game. i think north of here got hit pretty bad though.

[Skip Towne]

storms split around me all day. i don't think we got a drop of rain in grain valley. we were even able to get in our softball game. i think north of here got hit pretty bad though.
This storm should be arriving soon.

[kcfanXIII]

oh i'm east of kc, not in springfield.

[ChiefsCountry]

It will split and go north of Springfield or south of Springfield like it normally does.

[luv]

Just a bunch of lightning right now. I'm just south of James River Freeway off Campbell.

[luv]

We've got thunder.

[Bugeater]

We've got thunder.
Did you hear about that axe murderer who's on the loose in southern Missouri?

[luv]

Did you hear about that axe murderer who's on the loose in southern Missouri?
Nope. But if a tornado strikes here, me, my laptop, my cell phone, and my purse are going to the bathtub.

Times like this I'm glad my apartment is a partial basement apartment.

[Bugeater]

Nope. But if a tornado strikes here, me, my laptop, my cell phone, and my purse are going to the bathtub.

Times like this I'm glad my apartment is a partial basement apartment.
Hmmm...ground level apartment. That'll make for an easy entry.

[luv]

Hmmm...ground level apartment. That'll make for an easy entry.
If I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go. That would really suck. I have plans this weekend.

[Guru]

Hmmm...ground level apartment. That'll make for an easy entry.
:hmmm:

[Bugeater]

:hmmm:
Into her apartment, ya friggin' perv.

[luv]

Into her apartment, ya friggin' perv.
Don't chastise him too much. That was my initial thought as well. Of course, I'm a perv.

[Bugeater]

Don't chastise him too much. That was my initial thought as well. Of course, I'm a perv.
I figured the part about him raping you before and after he killed you went without saying.

[Guru]

Don't chastise him too much. That was my initial thought as well. Of course, I'm a perv.
I knew it would be your first thought too. You never disappoint. :)

[luv]

I figured the part about him raping you before and after he killed you went without saying.
As long as I die satisfied, I couldn't care less what he does to me after I'm dead.

[luv]

I knew it would be your first thought too. You never disappoint. :)
I try.

[Bugeater]

As long as I die satisfied, I couldn't care less what he does to me after I'm dead.
I doubt he's going to get you off before he kills you.

[luv]

I doubt he's going to get you off before he kills you.
That sucks.