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pr_capone
06-08-2007, 02:05 PM
http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r253/Torqued713/Paris-HiltOWNED.jpg

Reerun_KC
06-08-2007, 02:05 PM
Repost!

pr_capone
06-08-2007, 02:07 PM
Repost!

GDI.... I'm always late with these things. :banghead:

KurtCobain
06-08-2007, 02:09 PM
My grandmother assures me I'm not a real person.

Reerun_KC
06-08-2007, 02:10 PM
GDI.... I'm always late with these things. :banghead:


Dont worry, it was posted in one of the other "We dont care about Paris Hilton enough but we have 3 threads about going about her" thread...

I am just messing with you.

BIG_DADDY
06-08-2007, 02:12 PM
Hella funny picture. ROFL

blueballs
06-08-2007, 02:14 PM
no cupcakes for you!

Fruit Ninja
06-08-2007, 02:34 PM
heh

StcChief
06-08-2007, 02:41 PM
Life's not so funny from the MTV awards show to now eh.. Paris. Daddy's money can't save you now.

unothadeal
06-08-2007, 02:58 PM
Daddy's money can't save you now.
Actually it can. And it most likely will.

HemiEd
06-08-2007, 03:18 PM
I keep clicking on this thread just to laugh at that picture. ROFL

Bill Parcells
06-08-2007, 03:22 PM
That picture kicks ass! I can't get enough of it! ROFL

Smed1065
06-08-2007, 03:24 PM
It tickles me because she thought she had got away and probably bragged to people about it as well. LOL

Karma bitch.

Bill Parcells
06-08-2007, 03:25 PM
http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r253/Torqued713/Paris-HiltOWNED.jpg


Lets bump it again! :LOL:

88TG88
06-08-2007, 03:26 PM
Someone post the original. I got a few ideas

Bwana
06-08-2007, 03:28 PM
Great shot!

bogie
06-08-2007, 03:52 PM
I feel sorry for her. I blame her parents. They are the idiots that raised an idiot. If she were raised better, this would not be happening to her.

Lurker2:-)=)
06-08-2007, 03:53 PM
Looks like somebody saved her... she's out already. Sentence was commuted down to 23 days "for good behavior" before she ever even went into jail, she's served all of 3 days and now is out for "undisclosed medical reasons"... She gets to stay home with the ankle bracelet...

Where's the justice??? :banghead:

sedated
06-08-2007, 03:54 PM
I feel sorry for her. I blame her parents. They are the idiots that raised an idiot. If she were raised better, this would not be happening to her.

well those same parents raised a twin that has started her own business, keeps herself out of the public eye, and isn't a complete slut

bogie
06-08-2007, 03:59 PM
well those same parents raised a twin that has started her own business, keeps herself out of the public eye, and isn't a complete slut

Don't know about her family. Just basing my opinion on what I believe. I believe her parents ****ed up.

bogie
06-08-2007, 04:01 PM
Looks like somebody saved her... she's out already. Sentence was commuted down to 23 days "for good behavior" before she ever even went into jail, she's served all of 3 days and now is out for "undisclosed medical reasons"... She gets to stay home with the ankle bracelet...

Where's the justice??? :banghead:

Is this recent news, or are you a little behind?

Mecca
06-08-2007, 04:04 PM
People care way to much about this....

bogie
06-08-2007, 04:14 PM
People care way to much about this....

I agree. However, I love stock car races.

Coach
06-08-2007, 04:17 PM
People care way to much about this....

Gee, you think? Of f**king course they care way the hell too much about this. Come on, a 45 day jail sentence, and she gets scot free in 3 or 4 f**king days. Hello? You do the crime, you do the damn time!

Cutting a celebrity's sentence from 45 days to 3, is setting a terrible example than anything she's doing herself. It's a f**king disgrace! If you're gonna make an example of her, follow it through. The way they did it actually only perpetuated the notion that the mega-rich can do what they want, and it's making me f**king sick of it.

So yeah, people do give a f**k about this.

luv
06-08-2007, 04:20 PM
Don't know about her family. Just basing my opinion on what I believe. I believe her parents ****ed up.
My brother was in and out of jail. I never got into trouble. Are my parents ****ed up? Not all of kids actions can be reflected back on the parents.

penguinz
06-08-2007, 04:23 PM
Looks like somebody saved her... she's out already. Sentence was commuted down to 23 days "for good behavior" before she ever even went into jail, she's served all of 3 days and now is out for "undisclosed medical reasons"... She gets to stay home with the ankle bracelet...

Where's the justice??? :banghead:Dumbass N00B. She was ordered back to jail today and has to serve the remainder the full 45 day sentence.

bogie
06-08-2007, 04:24 PM
My brother was in and out of jail. I never got into trouble. Are my parents ****ed up? Not all of kids actions can be reflected back on the parents.

I know you're right. However, IMO, her actions are not the actions of a criminal. Her actions are the actions of a spoiled brat.

penguinz
06-08-2007, 04:29 PM
I know you're right. However, IMO, her actions are not the actions of a criminal. Her actions are the actions of a spoiled brat.Drunk driving and drunk driving with a suspended license are that of a criminal.

Simplex3
06-08-2007, 04:29 PM
People care way to much about this....
Absolutely.

Say, what's up with that feud between Triple H and McMahon?




Hypocrite.

luv
06-08-2007, 04:33 PM
I know you're right. However, IMO, her actions are not the actions of a criminal. Her actions are the actions of a spoiled brat.
Someone getting a DUI is not necessarily a spoiled brat. The fact she thought she could get out of it, maybe. My brother was the same way, though. He got probation, and violated it by not going to see his probation officer. Was he a spoiled brat? Hell no. We did not grow up rich, but he seemed to think the world owed him something anyway. It's just how some people are.

Mecca
06-08-2007, 04:33 PM
Absolutely.

Say, what's up with that feud between Triple H and McMahon?




Hypocrite.

So anyone who watches any kind of TV is a hypocrite........good thought eh?

bogie
06-08-2007, 04:34 PM
Drunk driving and drunk driving with a suspended license are that of a criminal.

Well, speaking for myself, I've driven drunk, so I can't point fingers. I've never been caught driving drunk so I can't relate to the other heinous crimes she's committed.

bogie
06-08-2007, 04:38 PM
Someone getting a DUI is not necessarily a spoiled brat. The fact she thought she could get out of it, maybe. My brother was the same way, though. He got probation, and violated it by not going to see his probation officer. Was he a spoiled brat? Hell no. We did not grow up rich, but he seemed to think the world owed him something anyway. It's just how some people are.

Do you think it's possible your parents contributed to his attitude? Not because they taught him the world owed him something, rather because they didn't teach him the opposite.

luv
06-08-2007, 04:42 PM
Do you think it's possible your parents contributed to his attitude? Not because they taught him the world owed him something, rather because they didn't teach him the opposite.
My brother and I grew up with the same two parents. I turned out fine. He is now, but he had his time. Did I turn out okay despite how my parents raised me? Some people just have to learn the hard way. It's easier to blame her parents because they're rich and she's always in the spotlight.

bogie
06-08-2007, 04:42 PM
Please understand, I'm not saying she doen't deserve what she gets by the leter of the law. I do however believe because of her celebrity, she being made an example. I know 4 count em, 4 different people that have had their license revoked. They all drive. Two of them have been busted for driving with suspended license. One of them has been caught twice. Neither has even sniffed jail time.

luv
06-08-2007, 04:43 PM
Please understand, I'm not saying she doen't deserve what she gets by the leter of the law. I do however believe because of her celebrity, she being made an example. I know 4 count em, 4 different people that have had their license revoked. They all drive. Two of them have been busted for driving with suspended license. One of them has been caught twice. Neither has even sniffed jail time.
Were they spoiled brats, too?

Simplex3
06-08-2007, 04:45 PM
Please understand, I'm not saying she doen't deserve what she gets by the leter of the law. I do however believe because of her celebrity, she being made an example. I know 4 count em, 4 different people that have had their license revoked. They all drive. Two of them have been busted for driving with suspended license. One of them has been caught twice. Neither has even sniffed jail time.
Your four buddies should be dragged out of their cars and shot in the ditch next time.

And you should be turning them in. There's a reason society has decided you shouldn't be driving. It's because you aren't responsible enough.

Some real quality friends you've got there.

Mecca
06-08-2007, 04:46 PM
Please understand, I'm not saying she doen't deserve what she gets by the leter of the law. I do however believe because of her celebrity, she being made an example. I know 4 count em, 4 different people that have had their license revoked. They all drive. Two of them have been busted for driving with suspended license. One of them has been caught twice. Neither has even sniffed jail time.

That's basically what I think too......

The judge is going out of his way to make an example of her because of who she is.

bogie
06-08-2007, 04:49 PM
My brother and I grew up with the same two parents. I turned out fine. He is now, but he had his time. Did I turn out okay despite how my parents raised me? Some people just have to learn the hard way. It's easier to blame her parents because they're rich and she's always in the spotlight.

I don't know how old Paris is. If she was my daughter (no matter how old), I would be going to the judge and taking full responsibility and guaranteeing the judge if he released her in my care, he would never have to worry again. She would live in my house, under my rules and if she broke my rules, she would be penniless and I personally would escort her to jail. I haven't heard a word from her parents in this matter.

bogie
06-08-2007, 04:50 PM
Were they spoiled brats, too?

Good point.

bogie
06-08-2007, 04:51 PM
Your four buddies should be dragged out of their cars and shot in the ditch next time.

And you should be turning them in. There's a reason society has decided you shouldn't be driving. It's because you aren't responsible enough.

Some real quality friends you've got there.

You've never broken the law?

Simplex3
06-08-2007, 04:54 PM
You've never broken the law?
Other than going 10mph over the speed limit (and the danger of that is questionable) I've never endangered the lives of others while doing it.

bogie
06-08-2007, 04:54 PM
Your four buddies should be dragged out of their cars and shot in the ditch next time.

And you should be turning them in. There's a reason society has decided you shouldn't be driving. It's because you aren't responsible enough.

Some real quality friends you've got there.

I have been to many parties where people have driven home over the legal limit. If you haven't good for you.

bogie
06-08-2007, 04:56 PM
Other than going 10mph over the speed limit (and the danger of that is questionable) I've never endangered the lives of others while doing it.

Good for you sir.

Coach
06-08-2007, 04:58 PM
I don't know how old Paris is. If she was my daughter (no matter how old), I would be going to the judge and taking full responsibility and guaranteeing the judge if he released her in my care, he would never have to worry again. She would live in my house, under my rules and if she broke my rules, she would be penniless and I personally would escort her to jail. I haven't heard a word from her parents in this matter.

Hmm... not sure how the age thing will work out. Maybe as a minor, perhaps. But if she's 18, and as a adult, that's probably a little more tricker to deal with, I'd believe.

luv
06-08-2007, 05:02 PM
I don't know how old Paris is. If she was my daughter (no matter how old), I would be going to the judge and taking full responsibility and guaranteeing the judge if he released her in my care, he would never have to worry again. She would live in my house, under my rules and if she broke my rules, she would be penniless and I personally would escort her to jail. I haven't heard a word from her parents in this matter.
That's fine and dandy, but after about the age of 17, I think they're going to want to treat her like an adult who is capable of taking responsibility for her own actions, whether you want them to or not.

bogie
06-08-2007, 05:26 PM
That's fine and dandy, but after about the age of 17, I think they're going to want to treat her like an adult who is capable of taking responsibility for her own actions, whether you want them to or not.

I have a niece that is in college. She met some guy on the internet. She wanted to fly out to meet up with him. She reminded her father (my brother) that she's 20 and a legal adult. My brother toiled over this because she's 20 and he had no rights to stop her. He asked my opinion. I asked him who is paying for her college (he is). I suggested to him to give her two options, if she goes, he stops footing the bill for her college. I suggested another alternative, invite him to come visit her under his supervision. He said that I'm an idiot and I don't get it because I don't have a child that is over 18. We had a VERY heated conversation. However, he was desperate because he feared for her going to visit a stranger. So he reluctantly took my advise. He told her he loved her and he didn't want her to go meet this stranger. They had a VERY heated conversation, but she obeyed. Why? Because he raised her with love. Do you folks really think Paris Hilton had a normal loving family upbringing? Do you think her father struggled with allowing her to have earrings at 9 years of age? Do you think they read to her in bed? Do you think her parents took her to the park? Do you think when Paris was 8 years old and desperately wanted an American Girl doll ($100.00) her parents said honey $100.00 is a lot of money, if you want one you need to do extra chores to earn the money. Do you think they taught her the value of a buck? Do you think she was raised in a loving household? I don't think so. Has anyone heard a peep from her Mother or Father?

Coach
06-08-2007, 05:36 PM
Do you folks really think Paris Hilton had a normal loving family upbringing?

That's pretty debateable. Obviously with the mistakes that she's repeatedly making, sometimes you have to question that.

Do you think her father struggled with allowing her to have earrings at 9 years of age?

Probably not.

Do you think they read to her in bed? Do you think her parents took her to the park?

Who knows?

Do you think when Paris was 8 years old and desperately wanted an American Girl doll ($100.00) her parents said honey $100.00 is a lot of money, if you want one you need to do extra chores to earn the money.

See #2. Probably not.

Do you think they taught her the value of a buck? Do you think she was raised in a loving household?

I don't think so, either.

Has anyone heard a peep from her Mother or Father?

Naw, they been too busy raking in the $ from all that carnage is going on, and I'm sure their agents are on the phone for the next Paris Hilton movie this coming winter.

luv
06-08-2007, 05:41 PM
I have a niece that is in college. She met some guy on the internet. She wanted to fly out to meet up with him. She reminded her father (my brother) that she's 20 and a legal adult. My brother toiled over this because she's 20 and he had no rights to stop her. He asked my opinion. I asked him who is paying for her college (he is). I suggested to him to give her two options, if she goes, he stops footing the bill for her college. I suggested another alternative, invite him to come visit her under his supervision. He said that I'm an idiot and I don't get it because I don't have a child that is over 18. We had a VERY heated conversation. However, he was desperate because he feared for her going to visit a stranger. So he reluctantly took my advise. He told her he loved her and he didn't want her to go meet this stranger. They had a VERY heated conversation, but she obeyed. Why? Because he raised her with love. Do you folks really think Paris Hilton had a normal loving family upbringing? Do you think her father struggled with allowing her to have earrings at 9 years of age? Do you think they read to her in bed? Do you think her parents took her to the park? Do you think when Paris was 8 years old and desperately wanted an American Girl doll ($100.00) her parents said honey $100.00 is a lot of money, if you want one you need to do extra chores to earn the money. Do you think they taught her the value of a buck? Do you think she was raised in a loving household? I don't think so. Has anyone heard a peep from her Mother or Father?
You win. Her parents don't deserve to be considered human beings. This is 100% their fault. They should have their 26 (I think) year old daughter on a leash.

bogie
06-08-2007, 05:46 PM
Since I have a little time left before the Shuttle launch, one more point. I believe Paris should go to jail. Maybe prison will teach her a lesson her parents never tried to teach her. I do however, feel sorry for her. I do hold her parents solely responsible for her spoiled ways. To me, she sounds like a spoiled child that should be sent to her room to think about what she's done.

KcMizzou
06-08-2007, 05:46 PM
Has anyone heard a peep from her Mother or Father?Well, I hear her mother was screeching at the judge like a harpy when her daughter was originally sentenced. Something to the effect of how he only punished Paris to get his 15 minutes of fame.

So, yeah... I doubt she's been taught about personal responsibility. But you know what? Now's as good a time as any to learn.

KcMizzou
06-08-2007, 05:48 PM
Since I have a little time left before the Shuttle launch, one more point. I believe Paris should go to jail. Maybe prison will teach her a lesson her parents never tried to teach her. I do however, feel sorry for her. I do hold her parents solely responsible for her spoiled ways. To me, she sounds like a spoiled child that should be sent to her room to think about what she's done.I agree. The girl's an insufferable twat-waffle, but she came by it honestly.

This'll be a hell of a life lesson.

luv
06-08-2007, 05:51 PM
I guess I don't see how one child going astray reflects soley on the parents whenever they have other children who turned out just fine. How does that happen? Accident?

bogie
06-08-2007, 05:51 PM
You win. Her parents don't deserve to be considered human beings. This is 100% their fault. They should have their 26 (I think) year old daughter on a leash.

Not sure if you're being sarcastic. However, her parents do have a chance to redeem themselves. They can step in to this problem and be parents. I don't care how old she is.

luv
06-08-2007, 05:53 PM
Not sure if you're being sarcastic. However, her parents do have a chance to redeem themselves. They can step in to this problem and be parents. I don't care how old she is.
You're gonna love the teenage years.

blueballs
06-08-2007, 05:53 PM
who -who has not been in her pants pass judgement
oh wait
who hasn't been in her pants -judge away

bogie
06-08-2007, 05:54 PM
I guess I don't see how one child going astray reflects soley on the parents whenever they have other children who turned out just fine. How does that happen? Accident?

I suspect their good kid was the accident. I suspect the majority of kids raised like this would turn out very similar to Paris.

JBucc
06-08-2007, 05:55 PM
I blame all of you for giving this attention whore what she wants. You're just a bunch of attention johns.

bogie
06-08-2007, 05:56 PM
You're gonna love the teenage years.

I am pretty sure my kid will challenge me for many years to come. I'm 100% sure she will not end up like Paris Hilton.

luv
06-08-2007, 05:58 PM
I suspect their good kid was the accident. I suspect the majority of kids raised like this would turn out very similar to Paris.
Awesome, I'm going to start blaming all of my mistakes and failures on my parents! Thanks for giving me an out.

On second thought, I think I'll be an adult. I don't think my parents should answer for me at thirty. It's not like I'm 10.

luv
06-08-2007, 05:58 PM
I am pretty sure my kid will challenge me for many years to come. I'm 100% sure she will not end up like Paris Hilton.
I hope you realize I'm arguing for arguments sake. Just in that kind of mood. :)

KcMizzou
06-08-2007, 05:59 PM
I blame all of you for giving this attention whore what she wants. You're just a bunch of attention johns.Heh... you're right, of course.

I've pretty much ignored her until these last couple of days. (and I had to see the infamous tape, of course) It's been pretty interesting, in a train-wreck sort of way.

Mecca
06-08-2007, 06:01 PM
I have a niece that is in college. She met some guy on the internet. She wanted to fly out to meet up with him. She reminded her father (my brother) that she's 20 and a legal adult. My brother toiled over this because she's 20 and he had no rights to stop her. He asked my opinion. I asked him who is paying for her college (he is). I suggested to him to give her two options, if she goes, he stops footing the bill for her college. I suggested another alternative, invite him to come visit her under his supervision. He said that I'm an idiot and I don't get it because I don't have a child that is over 18. We had a VERY heated conversation. However, he was desperate because he feared for her going to visit a stranger. So he reluctantly took my advise. He told her he loved her and he didn't want her to go meet this stranger. They had a VERY heated conversation, but she obeyed. Why? Because he raised her with love. Do you folks really think Paris Hilton had a normal loving family upbringing? Do you think her father struggled with allowing her to have earrings at 9 years of age? Do you think they read to her in bed? Do you think her parents took her to the park? Do you think when Paris was 8 years old and desperately wanted an American Girl doll ($100.00) her parents said honey $100.00 is a lot of money, if you want one you need to do extra chores to earn the money. Do you think they taught her the value of a buck? Do you think she was raised in a loving household? I don't think so. Has anyone heard a peep from her Mother or Father?

So is the story that meeting people from online is bad?

luv
06-08-2007, 06:02 PM
So is the story that meeting people from online is bad?
Shit, I'm in trouble. I never would have met anyone off of here.

Mecca
06-08-2007, 06:10 PM
Shit, I'm in trouble. I never would have met anyone off of here.

Well I quickly tried to summarize what he said and it seemed as though the prevailing thought was "meeting people from online is bad and will get you killed"

KcMizzou
06-08-2007, 06:10 PM
Well I quickly tried to summarize what he said and it seemed as though the prevailing thought was "meeting people from online is bad and will get you killed"
Around here it's much more likely to get you drunk.

Mecca
06-08-2007, 06:13 PM
Around here it's much more likely to get you drunk.

"You'll end up drunk sleeping with a chicks bra on your head"

That should be this sites slogan.

bogie
06-08-2007, 06:16 PM
Awesome, I'm going to start blaming all of my mistakes and failures on my parents! Thanks for giving me an out.

On second thought, I think I'll be an adult. I don't think my parents should answer for me at thirty. It's not like I'm 10.

Stop it.

bogie
06-08-2007, 06:18 PM
So is the story that meeting people from online is bad?

Not bad if you're meeting them in a coffee shop for the first time. Bad if you're a woman and flying to a different state to meet them for the first time.

Mecca
06-08-2007, 06:20 PM
Not bad if you're meeting them in a coffee shop for the first time. Bad if you're a woman and flying to a different state to meet them for the first time.

It somewhat depends how long you've known them aswell I'd think...

luv
06-08-2007, 06:27 PM
"You'll end up drunk sleeping with a chicks bra on your head"

That should be this sites slogan.
That's how you know it was a good time.

bogie
06-08-2007, 06:27 PM
It somewhat depends how long you've known them aswell I'd think...

A 20 year girl that has only communicated with this person over the internet. He asked her to fly out to meet him. He was going to pick her up at the airport and take her to her hotel. Too many bad possibilities in my opinion.

luv
06-08-2007, 06:33 PM
A 20 year girl that has only communicated with this person over the internet. He asked her to fly out to meet him. He was going to pick her up at the airport and take her to her hotel. Too many bad possibilities in my opinion.
I honesty don't see how your daughter is going to be able to breathe when she gets older. I can understand being overprotective, but I believe you are taking it to an extreme. I believe your brother was right in letting her make the decision, regardless of the decision she made. There comes a time when you have to trust that you've prepared them for life, and let them fly. I do agree that flying to another state to meet some guy is asking for trouble. If he wanted to meet her that bad, he could have flown here (and they could have met WITHOUT parental supervision).

ClevelandBronco
06-08-2007, 06:40 PM
A 20 year girl that has only communicated with this person over the internet. He asked her to fly out to meet him. He was going to pick her up at the airport and take her to her hotel. Too many bad possibilities in my opinion.

Dude, I'm 100 percent behind you on this one.

bogie
06-08-2007, 06:40 PM
I honesty don't see how your daughter is going to be able to breathe when she gets older. I can understand being overprotective, but I believe you are taking it to an extreme. I believe your brother was right in letting her make the decision, regardless of the decision she made. There comes a time when you have to trust that you've prepared them for life, and let them fly. I do agree that flying to another state to meet some guy is asking for trouble. If he wanted to meet her that bad, he could have flown here (and they could have met WITHOUT parental supervision).

Where am I being extremely over protective? Based on what you wrote, I'm not sure where we disagree.

Mecca
06-08-2007, 06:43 PM
Hey maybe she wanted to get laid and thought it was worth traveling for........

I've met some women from online.....

Bwana
06-08-2007, 06:47 PM
A 20 year girl that has only communicated with this person over the internet. He asked her to fly out to meet him. He was going to pick her up at the airport and take her to her hotel. Too many bad possibilities in my opinion.

Bingo

It sounds like a own way ticket to being featured on Americas Most Wanted with John Walsh.

bogie
06-08-2007, 06:48 PM
Hey maybe she wanted to get laid and thought it was worth traveling for........

I've met some women from online.....

At 20 she probably is already getting laid by the local MU boys. I hope she met them casually, face to face, at least once before she laid them. Have you ever had a woman that you met on-line fly out to meet you?

Mecca
06-08-2007, 06:49 PM
At 20 she probably is already getting laid by the local MU boys. I hope she met them casually, face to face, at least once before she laid them. Have you ever had a woman that you met on-line fly out to meet you?

I actually have 2 really good online female "friends" one from Arizona and one from upstate NY.

It's just that perception put out there that meeting people from online is bad because my god everyone online is some kinda killer, it's that TV news perception like all black people are criminals and shit like that.

bogie
06-08-2007, 06:49 PM
Bingo

It sounds like a own way ticket to being featured on Americas Most Wanted with John Walsh.

Yep.

bogie
06-08-2007, 06:52 PM
I actually have 2 really good online female "friends" one from Arizona and one from upstate NY.

It's just that perception put out there that meeting people from online is bad because my god everyone online is some kinda killer, it's that TV news perception like all black people are criminals and shit like that.

Have you had a chance to meet them personally? If so, did you ask them to fly out specifically to meet you?

Mecca
06-08-2007, 06:56 PM
The one from Arizona we have like a best friends relationship and no I haven't met her face to face.....the other one would like to fly out so we'll see where that goes....

But I've met plenty of women online, numerous of them have driven to my house by themselves at 12 at night, I'm sure you'd consider this a problem.

bogie
06-08-2007, 06:56 PM
I actually have 2 really good online female "friends" one from Arizona and one from upstate NY.

It's just that perception put out there that meeting people from online is bad because my god everyone online is some kinda killer, it's that TV news perception like all black people are criminals and shit like that.

For what it's worth, I think that perception is changing. I beleive you can meet great peope online. I do however think you need to be cautious. Especially women.

bogie
06-08-2007, 06:59 PM
The one from Arizona we have like a best friends relationship and no I haven't met her face to face.....the other one would like to fly out so we'll see where that goes....

But I've met plenty of women online, numerous of them have driven to my house by themselves at 12 at night, I'm sure you'd consider this a problem.

Yes, if my daughter is driving to a strangers house at midnight. I would have a problem with that. It only takes one predator to ruin a life.

Mecca
06-08-2007, 07:00 PM
Well of course I'm not a bad guy.......

But hey if a woman drives to your house in the middle of the night it's no secret what she wants from you....

Bob Dole
06-08-2007, 07:01 PM
Paris Hilton is living proof that most family's wealth lasts 3 generations.

The first earns it. The second maintains it, and respects what it took to build it. The third is so disconnected from reality that they have no concept of anything but spending it all.

Mecca
06-08-2007, 07:02 PM
Nicky Hilton opened her own chain of hotels so hey......don't ask me why I know that.

Cochise
06-08-2007, 07:05 PM
I have gone from not caring about this to loving it.

You know that she was out sucking down lines like Doc Gooden every night and swerving her car around town like a Cincinnati Bengal, because she thought she had enough money to get out of it. She gets a DUI, whatever, her lawyer's got it. She gets her license suspended, whatever, she'll drive anyway, her lawyer will take care of it.

There's something that America loves about seeing someone get what's coming to them. Especially people who thought they were too famous to be held to the standard that we little people are. Finally a judge sends her to jail crying for her mother. That's awesome. I don't care what happens to this chick, but you have to like that.

bogie
06-08-2007, 07:05 PM
Paris Hilton is living proof that most family's wealth lasts 3 generations.

The first earns it. The second maintains it, and respects what it took to build it. The third is so disconnected from reality that they have no concept of anything but spending it all.

Yep.

Cochise
06-08-2007, 07:06 PM
Paris Hilton is living proof that most family's wealth lasts 3 generations.

The first earns it. The second maintains it, and respects what it took to build it. The third is so disconnected from reality that they have no concept of anything but spending it all.

I think I read that most personal fortunes are dissipated within 1 generation. Most aren't as big as the one she has, and most go to multiple children, which helps.

KcMizzou
06-08-2007, 07:07 PM
There's something that America loves about seeing someone get what's coming to them. Especially people who thought they were too famous to be held to the standard that we little people are. Finally a judge sends her to jail crying for her mother. That's awesome. I don't care what happens to this chick, but you have to like that.Exactly.

Bob Dole
06-08-2007, 07:08 PM
Nicky Hilton opened her own chain of hotels so hey......don't ask me why I know that.

You mean the partnership where she's being sued for breach of contract?

bogie
06-08-2007, 07:08 PM
I have gone from not caring about this to loving it.

You know that she was out sucking down lines like Doc Gooden every night and swerving her car around town like a Cincinnati Bengal, because she thought she had enough money to get out of it. She gets a DUI, whatever, her lawyer's got it. She gets her license suspended, whatever, she'll drive anyway, her lawyer will take care of it.

There's something that America loves about seeing someone get what's coming to them. Especially people who thought they were too famous to be held to the standard that we little people are. Finally a judge sends her to jail crying for her mother. That's awesome. I don't care what happens to this chick, but you have to like that.

I totally agree. I don't care what happens to her either. I just feel sorry for her. Her dumdass parents should be in the next cell over as far as I'm concerned.

Bwana
06-08-2007, 07:09 PM
You know that she was out sucking down lines like Doc Gooden every night and swerving her car around town like a Cincinnati Bengal,

ROFL

Now that is some funny stuff. Jared Allen would have also fit in there.

munkey
06-08-2007, 07:10 PM
It only takes one predator to ruin a life.

Exactly...

I wouldn't let your daughter go to Target alone ever again....

It's called life...Yes is can suck but it is what it is.

I have three daughters and the story of Kelsey (of which I have a daughter named) really made me think about it...I have no control over my child at 18...it is what it is. Yes it sucks but what are you really going to do about it?

I guess the poor parents of the murdered girl can just sit and watch the trial and witness the sentence....

I for one would seriously look at my options and shoot the bastard before he went to jail...do my time and sleep well at night knowing the POS that raped and killled my little girl wouldn't have the chance to do it to another girl or even inmate.

Just my 2 cents...

munkey
06-08-2007, 07:16 PM
I totally agree. I don't care what happens to her either. I just feel sorry for her. Her dumdass parents should be in the next cell over as far as I'm concerned.

I seriously don't understand why you feel sorry for her...

She's had every advantage in life and took it for granted.

She's basically an idiot.

KcMizzou
06-08-2007, 07:21 PM
I seriously don't understand why you feel sorry for her...

She's had every advantage in life and took it for granted.

She's basically an idiot.I think all bogie's saying is that it's sad her parents didn't raise her to be a little more grounded. There are lots of celebs who don't behave the way she has. She's a caricature of the typical spoiled rich kid.

Sadly, this is probably the first time she's ever had to deal with the "real world" that the rest of us deal with daily.

'Hamas' Jenkins
06-08-2007, 07:24 PM
I think all bogie's saying is that it's sad her parents didn't raise her to be a little more grounded. There are lots of celebs who don't behave the way she has. She's a caricature of the typical spoiled rich kid.

Sadly, this is probably the first time she's ever had to deal with the "real world" that the rest of us deal with daily.

"What's Wal-Mart?"--Paris Hilton.

munkey
06-08-2007, 07:29 PM
I think all bogie's saying is that it's sad her parents didn't raise her to be a little more grounded. There are lots of celebs who don't behave the way she has. She's a caricature of the typical spoiled rich kid.

Sadly, this is probably the first time she's ever had to deal with the "real world" that the rest of us deal with daily.


She just thought she was above the law...Apparently not above the public's view of the law...hehe

Fruit Ninja
06-08-2007, 07:32 PM
I don't know how old Paris is. If she was my daughter (no matter how old), I would be going to the judge and taking full responsibility and guaranteeing the judge if he released her in my care, he would never have to worry again. She would live in my house, under my rules and if she broke my rules, she would be penniless and I personally would escort her to jail. I haven't heard a word from her parents in this matter.
the thing is paris has her own damn money now. Getting 500k to show up for a party is insane, but thats what she gets, THey can completely cut her off, and she's still loaded.

Bill Parcells
06-08-2007, 07:39 PM
One more pic

http://www.theforum.com/photos/data/500/medium/HILTOWNED_.JPG

Fat Elvis
06-08-2007, 08:08 PM
Well, I hear her mother was screeching at the judge like a harpy when her daughter was originally sentenced. Something to the effect of how he only punished Paris to get his 15 minutes of fame.

So, yeah... I doubt she's been taught about personal responsibility. But you know what? Now's as good a time as any to learn.

Don't forget the mother's quip about how outrageous the sentence was considering how much she paid for her legal defense.....

el borracho
06-08-2007, 08:42 PM
Why is that so funny? She may be a nitwit but she isn't evil. I actually feel sorry for her in that photo.

Coach
06-08-2007, 08:45 PM
Why is that so funny? She may be a nitwit but she isn't evil. I actually feel sorry for her in that photo.

I don't. She deserved it.

DaneMcCloud
06-08-2007, 08:55 PM
I don't. She deserved it.

Just out curiosity, "Coach", how does she deserve 45 days in jail for violating probation for a DUI, but Jared Allen only serves 5 days for his second DUI in one year?

FAX
06-08-2007, 09:03 PM
I think the case could be made that this is an excellent example of reverse discrimination. If Paris were a poor black woman, I don't know if the judge would have cared two or three whits if she had been let out early under house arrest.

FAX

ClevelandBronco
06-08-2007, 09:05 PM
I think the case could be made that this is an excellent example of reverse discrimination. If Paris were a poor black woman, I don't know if the judge would have cared two or three whits if she had been let out early under house arrest.

FAX

Perhaps, but a poor black woman wouldn't be doing her house arrest in a mansion in Hollywood Hills.

KcMizzou
06-08-2007, 09:07 PM
Perhaps, but a poor black woman wouldn't be doing her house arrest in a mansion in Hollywood Hills.And if a poor black woman threw a little hissy fit, she wouldn't have been let out of jail in the first place.

FAX
06-08-2007, 09:09 PM
All true, and a poor black woman would likely have kicked her attorney's ass for losing the case in the first place.

FAX

Bugeater
06-08-2007, 09:09 PM
Just out curiosity, "Coach", how does she deserve 45 days in jail for violating probation for a DUI, but Jared Allen only serves 5 days for his second DUI in one year?
Well, for starters, violation of probation is a different charge than a DUI, so you're comparing apples to oranges.

FAX
06-08-2007, 09:10 PM
A poor black woman couldn't have afforded alcohol and or gas for her car.

I'm starting to get really pissed.

FAX

DaneMcCloud
06-08-2007, 09:11 PM
Well, for starters, violation of probation is a different charge than a DUI, so you're comparing apples to oranges.

That's not true. He violated the terms of his probation by getting a second DUI within the same year.

When I received a DUI at age 19 back in 1986, if I received another in the next 5 YEARS, my probation would be revoked and I would have had 2 DUI's on my record.

DomerNKC
06-08-2007, 09:11 PM
45 days without alcohol or drugs might do her some good. 45 days without other party girls and other parasites could also give her clarity. OMG it is 45 freakin days people!!!

KcMizzou
06-08-2007, 09:11 PM
Well, for starters, violation of probation is a different charge than a DUI, so you're comparing apples to oranges.Yeah... probation (at least in my mind) means... "Ok.. we'll let you off easy, but if you **** up again... you're really gonna get it."

FAX
06-08-2007, 09:12 PM
A poor black woman could knit 30 sweaters in 45 days.

FAX

Coach
06-08-2007, 09:14 PM
Just out curiosity, "Coach", how does she deserve 45 days in jail for violating probation for a DUI, but Jared Allen only serves 5 days for his second DUI in one year?

In Allen's first DUI and speeding, Allen entered a diversion program on July 25, 2006 on charges of DUI and Speeding.

Ms. Hilton was entered a probation plea.

pikesome
06-08-2007, 09:15 PM
Just out curiosity, "Coach", how does she deserve 45 days in jail for violating probation for a DUI, but Jared Allen only serves 5 days for his second DUI in one year?

Allen should have gotten more too. That doesn't make Paris' jail stay unfair, it makes Allen's stay unfair.

KcMizzou
06-08-2007, 09:16 PM
Allen should have gotten more too. That doesn't make Paris' jail stay unfair, it makes Allen's stay unfair.Yep.

FAX
06-08-2007, 09:16 PM
If Allen were a poor black woman, he probably would never have been drafted.

FAX

Bill Parcells
06-08-2007, 09:16 PM
Just out curiosity, "Coach", how does she deserve 45 days in jail for violating probation for a DUI, but Jared Allen only serves 5 days for his second DUI in one year?
Different states have different laws. Maybe because California DWI law is harsher than Missouri DWI law?

pikesome
06-08-2007, 09:18 PM
If Allen were a poor black woman, he probably would never have been drafted.

FAX
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2547683/2/istockphoto_2547683_oh_no_you_didn_t.jpg

Coach
06-08-2007, 09:20 PM
Different states have different laws. Maybe because California DWI law is harsher than Kansas DWI law?

FYP.

Coach
06-08-2007, 09:21 PM
Allen should have gotten more too. That doesn't make Paris' jail stay unfair, it makes Allen's stay unfair.

Agreed.

Sam Hall
06-08-2007, 09:24 PM
a fellow crook

KcMizzou
06-08-2007, 09:24 PM
I apologize for reposting my own post, but...

Probation (at least in my mind) means... "Ok.. we'll let you off easy, but if you **** up again... you're really gonna get it."

Isn't that the point of probation?

ClevelandBronco
06-08-2007, 09:24 PM
If Allen were a poor black woman, he probably would never have been drafted.

FAX

I laughed.

Coach
06-08-2007, 09:25 PM
I apologize for reposting my own post, but...

Probation (at least in my mind) means... "Ok.. we'll let you off easy, but if you **** up again... you're really gonna get it."

Isn't that the point of probation?

That's how I see it, along with that the offender meets certain requirements handed down to him/her.

I.E. Check into rehab for whatever it is. Attend certain events, and community service. etc.

DaneMcCloud
06-08-2007, 09:25 PM
Allen should have gotten more too. That doesn't make Paris' jail stay unfair, it makes Allen's stay unfair.

It's strange, isn't it? The state of Missouri (or Kansas, can't remember which) felt that Allen only needed to go to jail for 5 days for his second DUI in less than a year, but the NFL felt that he should be suspended for four games and several hundred thousand dollars. So essentially, the NFL finds the crime to be much more severe than the state...

Sam Hall
06-08-2007, 09:26 PM
stay away from her

Sam Hall
06-08-2007, 09:28 PM
she's no princess

Sam Hall
06-08-2007, 09:29 PM
Paris lost her card

DaneMcCloud
06-08-2007, 09:29 PM
I apologize for reposting my own post, but...

Probation (at least in my mind) means... "Ok.. we'll let you off easy, but if you **** up again... you're really gonna get it."

Isn't that the point of probation?

Yes but in this case, Diversion and Probation are one and the same. In the diversion program, you must meet all the criteria set forth by the judge for the term of one year. AA meetings, Alcohol Awareness classes, monthly meetings with the probation officer and no further DUI arrests. Once that's been met, the DUI "disappears" from your record.

BUT, if you get another DUI within a five year period of the first DUI, instead of having just one, you'll have TWO. So if Diversion is successfully completed, you have Zero. If you violate probation and Diversion, you have Two.

Saggysack
06-08-2007, 09:29 PM
Well, for starters, violation of probation is a different charge than a DUI, so you're comparing apples to oranges.

As well as disrespecting the judges court numerous times.

I'm sorry hot dogs aren't good enough for her to eat, I sorry she has to be medicated but is unwilling to tell the Sheriff what drugs she needs, and then use her medical condition as a excuse for a get out of jail free card. I truly am sorry, it breaks my heart...

Welcome to reality Paris, if you can't do the time, don't do the crime.

DomerNKC
06-08-2007, 09:30 PM
do you think it is possible to get "a simple life-county jail" season in? Toss in Nicole and start filming, in 45 days you should be able to get some great material. Paris and Nicole serving chow. Paris and Nicole "Glam up" jumpsuits to suit their style. Paris and Nicole "work" the yard. Paris and Nicole and their zany mishaps at the license plate factory. Then the money show, Paris and Nicole get pwned in the shower scene.

Sam Hall
06-08-2007, 09:30 PM
ugh

Coach
06-08-2007, 09:31 PM
Allen should have gotten more too. That doesn't make Paris' jail stay unfair, it makes Allen's stay unfair.

Unfortunately, according to the Kansas statute, if convicted of the second offence, the offender must serve no less than 5 days of the jail time imposed. The offender will be eligible for probation after that. The same applies for the first offence, except the offender must do 48 hours in jail and the offender can go on probation for the balance of the sentence.

I'm not sure what's California's statute covers on this issue, so I'm not 100% sure about that one.

SPchief
06-08-2007, 09:32 PM
do you think it is possible to get "a simple life-county jail" season in? Toss in Nicole and start filming, in 45 days you should be able to get some great material. Paris and Nicole serving chow. Paris and Nicole "Glam up" jumpsuits to suit their style. Paris and Nicole "work" the yard. Paris and Nicole and their zany mishaps at the license plate factory. Then the money show, Paris and Nicole get pwned in the shower scene.


LMAO

KcMizzou
06-08-2007, 09:34 PM
do you think it is possible to get "a simple life-county jail" season in? Toss in Nicole and start filming, in 45 days you should be able to get some great material. Paris and Nicole serving chow. Paris and Nicole "Glam up" jumpsuits to suit their style. Paris and Nicole "work" the yard. Paris and Nicole and their zany mishaps at the license plate factory. Then the money show, Paris and Nicole get pwned in the shower scene. Sadly, I'd probably watch every second of that.

:)

DomerNKC
06-08-2007, 09:35 PM
do you think it is possible to get "a simple life-county jail" season in? Toss in Nicole and start filming, in 45 days you should be able to get some great material. Paris and Nicole serving chow. Paris and Nicole "Glam up" jumpsuits to suit their style. Paris and Nicole "work" the yard. Paris and Nicole and their zany mishaps at the license plate factory. Then the money show, Paris and Nicole get pwned in the shower scene.and in the final shot of the shower scene you see a toothless bulldyke look into the camera and say "now THATS hot"

AZORChiefFan
06-08-2007, 09:39 PM
I made this and then put this up on my myspace page and 2 days later she's released. So I take it down thinking I did my job. Next day she's back in jail. Guess I gotta put it back up. Here it is possibly NSFW or daughters. Even though the naughty bits have been pixelated.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b310/usagiaz/paris.jpg

Pushead2
06-08-2007, 09:54 PM
MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!

Boise_Chief
06-08-2007, 10:24 PM
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought that she was caught twice driving w/o privledges. I almost care enough to check but not quite.

Easy 6
06-08-2007, 11:08 PM
45 days without alcohol or drugs might do her some good. 45 days without other party girls and other parasites could also give her clarity. OMG it is 45 freakin days people!!!

Thats the real kicker isnt it, its 45 measly days in a private cell, i could do that standing on my head...especially if i knew that when i got out FORTY FIVE FRIGGIN DAYS LATER, i could take a year long vacation to all of the finest destinations.

88TG88
06-08-2007, 11:15 PM
ugh
ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

Sam Hall
06-08-2007, 11:42 PM
circle the wagons

Sam Hall
06-08-2007, 11:44 PM
ha

Sam Hall
06-08-2007, 11:46 PM
helps to specify

Sam Hall
06-08-2007, 11:47 PM
?

Sam Hall
06-08-2007, 11:50 PM
all systems go

Sam Hall
06-08-2007, 11:52 PM
Has anybody mentioned that Paris' police escort passed a circus on the way to the jail?

Sam Hall
06-08-2007, 11:53 PM
I remember that show

KcMizzou
06-08-2007, 11:55 PM
I remember that show That show rocked. I miss it. :(

Sam Hall
06-08-2007, 11:55 PM
more bucket

Tribal Warfare
06-08-2007, 11:59 PM
If Allen were a poor black woman, he probably would never have been drafted.

FAX


Unless it's Micheal Strahan's mom. That women would've been drafted at least in the beginning of the 3rd round

Sam Hall
06-09-2007, 12:03 AM
Cartman would hit it

Dunit35
06-09-2007, 12:05 AM
That show rocked. I miss it. :(


Damn, I had no idea people liked that show besides my dad and I. We use to watch that show all the time....hilarious.


Wasn't it, Mystery Theater 3000?

Dunit35
06-09-2007, 12:05 AM
Cartman would hit it


Whore off.

Sam Hall
06-09-2007, 12:06 AM
NOOOOO

Sam Hall
06-09-2007, 12:09 AM
yes

KcMizzou
06-09-2007, 12:09 AM
Damn, I had no idea people liked that show besides my dad and I. We use to watch that show all the time....hilarious.


Wasn't it, Mystery Theater 3000?Yeah. I always loved those silly old movies anyway. MST3K just made them even more fun.

Sam Hall
06-09-2007, 12:11 AM
quite amusing

KcMizzou
06-09-2007, 12:11 AM
more bucketSee... people have to know the original "I has a bucket" pic to get that.

Sam Hall
06-09-2007, 12:12 AM
ah

Sam Hall
06-09-2007, 12:12 AM
See... people have to know the original "I has a bucket" pic to get that.

I haven't even seen the original.

Sam Hall
06-09-2007, 12:14 AM
This was Ronald when Paris was released

Sam Hall
06-09-2007, 12:15 AM
sea world

KcMizzou
06-09-2007, 12:15 AM
I haven't even seen the original.Well then, (damnit) it just aint funny.

Sam Hall
06-09-2007, 12:18 AM
somebody likes Monopoly

Sam Hall
06-09-2007, 12:20 AM
Fact: there is a Hilton Hotel in Paris, France.

Sam Hall
06-09-2007, 12:22 AM
this is funny

Sam Hall
06-09-2007, 12:24 AM
see, cartman would hit it

Guru
06-09-2007, 12:24 AM
this is funny
Shit! Not far enough.

Sam Hall
06-09-2007, 12:30 AM
seriously

Calcountry
06-09-2007, 12:33 AM
Gee, you think? Of f**king course they care way the hell too much about this. Come on, a 45 day jail sentence, and she gets scot free in 3 or 4 f**king days. Hello? You do the crime, you do the damn time!

Cutting a celebrity's sentence from 45 days to 3, is setting a terrible example than anything she's doing herself. It's a f**king disgrace! If you're gonna make an example of her, follow it through. The way they did it actually only perpetuated the notion that the mega-rich can do what they want, and it's making me f**king sick of it.

So yeah, people do give a f**k about this.Why should this surprise anyone? O.J. got away with murder.

SPchief
06-09-2007, 12:35 AM
seriously


LMAO

Dunit35
06-09-2007, 12:47 AM
Yeah. I always loved those silly old movies anyway. MST3K just made them even more fun.


Yeah, the old movies make me laugh everytime. Adding the three jokesters made them rule.

ClevelandBronco
06-09-2007, 01:04 AM
Has anybody mentioned that Paris' police escort passed a circus on the way to the jail?

Sheppard Smith stopped the wall-to-wall opinionating on Fox News to point out that irony. The motorcade had to stop directly in front of the circus because of the flow of traffic. It was a classic moment: A media circus, literally.

I had a meeting today with a buddy who came up through the newspaper business with me, and we were mourning what the news business has become, trying to trace it back to the time when it got derailed to the point that stories such as this one qualified as news.

We traced it back through O.J., but the closest we could come to the tipping point was Gary Hart. For the younger crowd, Hart was a Senator from Colorado who represented the best chance the Democrats had in the 1980s to take the White House back from the Reaganites.

Unfortunately, Sen. Hart dared the press to catch him in one of his rumored improprieties. Of course, the press obtained and printed photographic evidence Hart on the Monkey Business (a yacht) with a woman named Donna Rice. He was "as done as disco" once that happened.

Two old newspaper rules: Never do anything you'd be ashamed to see printed on the front page tomorrow, and never, ever, pick a fight with people who buy ink by the barrel.

The "circus" moment today was too perfect. That's what it's become.

Sam Hall
06-09-2007, 01:15 AM
I think people are sick of government. The Paris story is more fun compared to the Joint Chiefs resigning. Journalism is about entertainment these days.

ClevelandBronco
06-09-2007, 01:26 AM
Journalism is about entertainment these days.

That's what we were mourning.

Ari Chi3fs
06-09-2007, 01:28 AM
Thank God. This is beautiful.

Miles
06-09-2007, 01:40 AM
I haven't even seen the original.

http://mbrutsch.pbwiki.com/f/SealBucket.jpg

Baby Lee
06-09-2007, 07:29 AM
Journalism is about entertainment these days.
Nick Ut.

Check the date of his 'other' famous photo (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Ut)

Baby Lee
06-09-2007, 03:32 PM
Nick Ut.

Check the date of his 'other' famous photo (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Ut)
Not usually one to 'bump' but NO discussion of this?

Coach
06-09-2007, 03:48 PM
Sometimes, I wonder if public flogging would help some of our problems in society.

pikesome
06-09-2007, 03:51 PM
Sometimes, I wonder if public flogging would help some of our problems in society.

Public humiliation is a great deterrent, especially for so called "good people who made a bad decision".

Valiant
06-09-2007, 04:18 PM
yes


You know they killed off Capt. America??

Sam Hall
06-09-2007, 11:18 PM
Someone's getting fired for this

Sam Hall
06-09-2007, 11:19 PM
wow

Sam Hall
06-09-2007, 11:23 PM
I doubt she was very happy

Demonpenz
06-09-2007, 11:34 PM
i like the show cheap seats it is basicaly mst3k with old sports clips

Sam Hall
06-14-2007, 11:40 PM
Paris in jail: the music video

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Eric
06-14-2007, 11:44 PM
Sheriff said that no other similar violations has done as much time as her.

I am having second thoughts now.

Didn't know no one does time in CA.