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Jim Jones
06-09-2007, 03:53 PM
BLAH, I always hated these commercials. Why do Chiefs players have to go on there and shame us? :banghead:

http://chunkysoupcurse.com/

Following an incredible 2006 campaign that bloomed late but proved to be the most successful to date, the Campbell's Chunky Soup Curse, the deadliest curse not involving a voodoo doll or a blind woman, announced an impressive hit list of NFL stars, including future Hall of Famer LaDainian Tomlinson. The Seahawks' Matt Hasselbeck also told reporters he hadn't had enough pain, suffering and degradation just yet, and will return as a spokesman for 2007.

The six other people who now have to look forward to lives of durress, torture, humiliation and even possible death are: Jonathan Vilma of the New York Jets, DeMarcus Ware of the Dallas Cowboys, Todd Heap of the Baltimore Ravens, Larry Johnson of the Kansas City Chiefs, Maurice Jones-Drew of the Jacksonville Jaguars and Devin Hester of the Chicago Bears.

CoMoChief
06-09-2007, 04:10 PM
What? Where's Junior Siavii on that list?

Bowser
06-09-2007, 04:22 PM
He'll get mad street rep with Roca with these commercials.

Mr. Laz
06-09-2007, 04:50 PM
should make him happy

Carlota69
06-09-2007, 06:31 PM
From what I can remember, everyone who has done a Campbells Soup Commercial, ended up with an injury that put them on the Dl for quite some time, or they just straight up had a bad season. Mcnabb, Hasselbeck, Rothelisberger and a bunch of Pittsburgh Steelers to name the ones I can remember. Its becoming the Campbells Soup curse. I'm not sure LJ doing these commercials is good for us... :shake:

Ultra Peanut
06-09-2007, 06:34 PM
TRADE HIM TRADE HIM TRADE HIM

DO IT NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE

Demonpenz
06-09-2007, 06:34 PM
dropping passes and missing blocks can sure make a guy hungry.

Psyko Tek
06-09-2007, 06:35 PM
well, it should save carl money on his contract...

sd4chiefs
06-09-2007, 06:56 PM
LJ is doomed, the Chiefs are doomed, we are all doomed. The good news is that the Chiefs will get a high draft choice next year when they go
4 - 12.

KCFalcon59
06-09-2007, 08:06 PM
Larry is invincible. He broke the Penn St. curse.

Thig Lyfe
06-09-2007, 08:11 PM
His knee is going to disintegrate on the first carry he takes.

FAX
06-09-2007, 08:14 PM
Prior to his suspension, Jared Allen was slated to star in the Campbell's Chunky Vomit campaign.

FAX

SNR
06-09-2007, 08:29 PM
THIS TEAM IS IMPLODING!

rad
06-09-2007, 08:51 PM
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VonneMarie
06-09-2007, 10:14 PM
LOL @ this thread!

Count Alex's Wins
06-09-2007, 10:17 PM
Larry is invincible. He broke the Penn St. curse.

Quite true. I've seen his body bent in awkward positions and he hasn't missed so much as a quarter. I think he's indestructible.

blueballs
06-09-2007, 10:18 PM
bet he gets the new BBQ soups
http://www.chunky.com/products.aspx

Thig Lyfe
06-09-2007, 10:35 PM
Hell, all it took was a sip of Campbell's to kill Priest's hip.

Buck
06-10-2007, 12:48 AM
****NUT****ER.

LT is on the List too.

Thig Lyfe
06-10-2007, 01:00 AM
What? Where's Junior Siavii on that list?

It's Campbell's Soup, not Campbell's Lard.

plbrdude
06-10-2007, 01:38 AM
From what I can remember, everyone who has done a Campbells Soup Commercial, ended up with an injury that put them on the Dl for quite some time, or they just straight up had a bad season. Mcnabb, Hasselbeck, Rothelisberger and a bunch of Pittsburgh Steelers to name the ones I can remember. Its becoming the Campbells Soup curse. I'm not sure LJ doing these commercials is good for us... :shake:


right. he is done.

'Hamas' Jenkins
06-10-2007, 01:43 AM
Quite true. I've seen his body bent in awkward positions and he hasn't missed so much as a quarter. I think he's indestructible.

Please don't tempt karma like that.