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Ari Chi3fs
06-10-2007, 05:01 PM
http://www.afterellen.com/people/2007/6/hotlist?page=0%2C0

Found on Digg.com just a minute ago.

Let's face it: Maxim doesn't cater to lesbians. In fact, you could say it flies in the face of all that we hold dear, especially when it declares Lindsay Lohan the hottest of them all, as it did when it published The Maxim Hot 100 List last month. (http://www.afterellen.com/blog/dorothysnarker/maxim-names-lindsay-lohan-no-1) So we asked you, our readers, to create your own list of hotties, and you came out in droves to nominate the women you think deserve to be on the AfterEllen.com Hot 100 List. Thousands of votes later, we have the results.

How is our list different from Maxim's? Eight of the top 10 women on our list aren't mentioned anywhere on the Maxim list (Angelina Jolie and Lena Headey are the exceptions), and only four of the women who made Maxim's top 10 (Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Biel and Lindsay Lohan) appear somewhere on the AfterEllen.com list.

Clearly, what straight men and lesbians find sexy in a woman is a little bit different.

Silock
06-10-2007, 05:06 PM
I don't see the Lesbian's list. All I see is them complaining about Maxim's.

BTW, lesbians have terrible taste.

Simply Red
06-10-2007, 05:11 PM
I don't see the Lesbian's list. All I see is them complaining about Maxim's.

BTW, lesbians have terrible taste.
I missed it at first as well. Look close it is the very first link LOL...

FAX
06-10-2007, 05:19 PM
Gillian at number 35? Boo. They ranked Salma pretty high, though. That's good.

I note with interest that they put an '*' by the names of the openly bi- or homo-sexual and there are quite a number. Clearly, the dam is bursting and our great country is being overwhelmed by a torrential flood of lesbianism. Somebody needs to stick their thumb in the dyke.

FAX

Rain Man
06-10-2007, 05:21 PM
I thought it was kind of funny that there was a Men's Wearhouse ad featured.

Sam Hall
06-10-2007, 05:35 PM
Posh Spice thinks women are attracted to her

http://in.movies.yahoo.com/070610/139/6guph.html

Bowser
06-10-2007, 05:56 PM
Posh Spice thinks women are attracted to her

http://in.movies.yahoo.com/070610/139/6guph.html

Jeez. Looks like someone took a ride on the WAAAAHmbulance.

BWillie
06-10-2007, 06:10 PM
Rosie O'Donnell and Ellen DeGeneres have got to be #1 and #2 respectively.

Buehler445
06-10-2007, 06:24 PM
[attached] This is a chick? F'in lesbians!

blueballs
06-10-2007, 06:40 PM
I see nothing wrong with that picture
at all

Ari Chi3fs
06-10-2007, 08:49 PM
This girl is a beauty.

http://www.afterellen.com/sites/www.afterellen.com/files/images/mauresmo1.jpg

98. Amelie "Fabio" Mauresmo*

I really thought you guys would run with this thread. I tell you, the pussification of America has won when this only has 10 posts on Chiefsplanet...

big nasty kcnut
06-10-2007, 08:51 PM
i like posh spice she got nice legs.

Thig Lyfe
06-10-2007, 08:56 PM
I totally agree with their Kate Winslet pick. She's hawt.

Simplex3
06-10-2007, 09:01 PM
I don't see the Lesbian's list. All I see is them complaining about Maxim's.

BTW, lesbians have terrible taste.
LESBIANS have bad taste? The Maxim list was a f**king joke this year, and this is coming from a heterosexual male. Lohan is so far from hot at ALL that you have to wonder if Maxim put her on top of that list as a joke or due to a horrible dare.

el borracho
06-10-2007, 09:02 PM
BTW, lesbians have terrible taste.
Like you would know what they taste like.

listopencil
06-10-2007, 09:05 PM
I agree with many of the lesbian picks.

listopencil
06-10-2007, 09:06 PM
Like you would know what they taste like.


I do. They're yummy. Take my word for it.

Simplex3
06-10-2007, 09:08 PM
I do. They're yummy. Take my word for it.
You been hanging out with BadGirl or something?

[/buddy list]

listopencil
06-10-2007, 09:21 PM
Sometimes it says Titan...sometimes it says Titanic...sometimes it says "Titanic, written and co-produced by James Cameron..."

Pitt Gorilla
06-10-2007, 09:41 PM
I agree with many of the lesbian picks.I liked a good deal of them. Compare that to Maxim's Lohan pick and the lesbo list might be the better of the two.

crazycoffey
06-10-2007, 09:44 PM
I'm a lesbian in a man's body....

Rain Man
06-10-2007, 09:45 PM
I really thought you guys would run with this thread. I tell you, the pussification of America has won when this only has 10 posts on Chiefsplanet...

No free hands.

crazycoffey
06-10-2007, 09:53 PM
Kate Beckinsale and jessica Beihl should have been higher than 28 and 40.

Ari Chi3fs
06-10-2007, 09:56 PM
No free hands.

ah. I was scared for teh future of the Planet for a minute there. Thanks for clearing it up.

listopencil
06-10-2007, 09:58 PM
I have a lesbian friend at work and we were talking about Christina Ricci in Buffalo 66. It's not like a woman that lesbians find attractive can't be attractive to heterosexual men as well. Quite the contrary.

Pestilence
06-10-2007, 10:11 PM
I'm sorry....they put Parker Posey on the list. That right there totally discredits this list.

Tribal Warfare
06-10-2007, 10:28 PM
I'm sorry....they put Parker Posey on the list. That right there totally discredits this list.


F*CK that Stockard Channing is an automic disqualification

KcMizzou
06-10-2007, 10:29 PM
I like Parker Posey... I must be a lesbian.

'Hamas' Jenkins
06-10-2007, 10:36 PM
Kate Beckinsale is the most beautiful creature on earth.

KcMizzou
06-10-2007, 10:36 PM
Kate Beckinsale is the most beautiful creature on earth.That's hard to argue with. Scarlet Johansen's up there too...

Do we have to pick just one?

Rain Man
06-10-2007, 10:38 PM
I do not understand the whole Scarlett Johanson thing. She's about a 6.4. 36% of the women on earth are more attractive than her.

KcMizzou
06-10-2007, 10:41 PM
I do not understand the whole Scarlett Johanson thing. She's about a 6.4. 36% of the women on earth are more attractive than her.Seriously?

I must respectfully disagree.

'Hamas' Jenkins
06-10-2007, 10:49 PM
Seriously?

I must respectfully disagree.

Scarlett Johannsen is timelessly attractive. You could put her in any era and she'd be a stunner, unlike many of the stick figures currently populating "hot" lists.

KcMizzou
06-10-2007, 10:52 PM
Scarlett Johannsen is timelessly attractive. You could put her in any era and she'd be a stunner, unlike many of the stick figures currently populating "hot" lists.Exactly. Classic beauty.

When she's on screen, I can't take my eyes off her.

crazycoffey
06-10-2007, 10:53 PM
scarlett is good, nice DSL's too. But Beihl's Butt and Kate's eyes, mmmm they both edge scarlett off my top five....

Rain Man
06-11-2007, 12:04 AM
Scarlett has a non-purty mouth. Her cheeks are puffy and it looks like she's got too many teeth in there. I don't like it one bit.

The lesbians got it right with Salma, Halle, and Nicole Kidman, though. That's a trio that would make any woman go lesbian for a night.

Miles
06-11-2007, 12:40 AM
Nicole Kidman at 95?

Pitt Gorilla
06-11-2007, 12:40 AM
I do not understand the whole Scarlett Johanson thing. She's about a 6.4. 36% of the women on earth are more attractive than her.I'm going to have to go ahead and disagree with this entire post.

Pants
06-11-2007, 01:15 AM
ROFL @ Maxim...

Lindsey Lohan at 1? :Lin:

Pants
06-11-2007, 01:16 AM
Kate Beckinsale is the most beautiful creature on earth.

Right after Natalie Portman.

ChiefsCountry
06-11-2007, 01:19 AM
I dont listen to women talking about hot other women are. Most of the time they are so wrong its funny.

DaneMcCloud
06-11-2007, 01:45 AM
The ONLY problem with the top ten is that Kiera Knightly wasn't number ONE. Swap her with Lena and I don't see how you can wrong.

Anything after Ten is a matter of opinion...

95? I poop number 95.

big nasty kcnut
06-11-2007, 01:45 AM
Where diane lane on this list and also martina mcbride and kylie minogue. Plus no amy acuff.

DaneMcCloud
06-11-2007, 01:51 AM
Where diane lane on this list and also martina mcbride and kylie minogue. Plus no amy acott.

Uh, they're all old. Over 35. You like old women in your fantasies? Where's Carmela Soprano? How about Diane Weist? Maybe Bea Arthur? Or Fran Drescher?

big nasty kcnut
06-11-2007, 01:58 AM
dane no but they still better looking then jodie foster ellen and other on that list.

DaneMcCloud
06-11-2007, 09:55 AM
dane no but they still better looking then jodie foster ellen and other on that list.

I'm with ya. I just think that after ten, it's all irrelevant.

RJ
06-11-2007, 11:09 AM
Gillian at number 35? Boo. They ranked Salma pretty high, though. That's good.

I note with interest that they put an '*' by the names of the openly bi- or homo-sexual and there are quite a number. Clearly, the dam is bursting and our great country is being overwhelmed by a torrential flood of lesbianism. Somebody needs to stick their thumb in the dyke.

FAX


ROFL

This is why I'm glad to see Fax return to the Planet.

King_Chief_Fan
06-11-2007, 11:13 AM
http://www.afterellen.com/people/2007/6/hotlist?page=0%2C0


Clearly, what straight men and lesbians find sexy in a woman is a little bit different.

obviously, how else do you explain Rosie having a partner.
I bet there isn't one man on this board who wants to wake up next to Rosie.

Valiant
06-11-2007, 12:19 PM
I'm sorry that dyke list sucks a big fat vag... When you put in some girls that could be guys they are not sexy they are handsome..

Stupid dykes...

COchief
06-11-2007, 02:24 PM
how else do you explain Rosie having a partner.

$$ the same reason Larry King has had like seven supermodel wives.

Baby Lee
06-11-2007, 02:27 PM
The ONLY problem with the top ten is that Kiera Knightly wasn't number ONE. Swap her with Lena and I don't see how you can wrong.

Anything after Ten is a matter of opinion...

95? I poop number 95.
Kiera has the chin of American Dad.

Donger
06-11-2007, 02:28 PM
I've already got the okay from the wife to have a threesome with her and Angelina Jolie.

So, now all I have to do is contact Angelina and make my pitch.

DaneMcCloud
06-11-2007, 02:44 PM
Kiera has the chin of American Dad.

Really? Never seen the show.

'Hamas' Jenkins
06-11-2007, 02:49 PM
Kiera Knightley may be one of the most physically overrated celebrities.

DaneMcCloud
06-11-2007, 03:09 PM
Kiera Knightley may be one of the most physically overrated celebrities.

She may be over-rated. But I still think she's smokin' hot. I think Eva Longoria's over-rated. She's like the "girl-next-door" type to me. I think she's attractive, but not smokin' hot.

To each his own, I guess.

'Hamas' Jenkins
06-11-2007, 03:13 PM
She may be over-rated. But I still think she's smokin' hot. I think Eva Longoria's over-rated. She's like the "girl-next-door" type to me. I think she's attractive, but not smokin' hot.

To each his own, I guess.

Knightley looks like a 12 year old boy to me.

I've always thought that she was a much less attractive version of Natalie Portman.

TNTEICHER
06-11-2007, 03:13 PM
Jessica Alba at 38 is a crime. There's atleast 15 women ahead of her that shouldn't be in the top 50.

DaneMcCloud
06-11-2007, 03:19 PM
Knightley looks like a 12 year old boy to me.

I've always thought that she was a much less attractive version of Natalie Portman.

I can see that. I think she's the tougher, sexier version of Natalie Portman but I see where you're coming from.

Baby Lee
06-11-2007, 03:24 PM
Really? Never seen the show.
http://www.clarkeology.com/img/upload/keira_knightly_kiss_tshirt.jpg
http://img485.imageshack.us/img485/6550/keira0ob.png
http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/57/37/0000035737_20061114171416.jpg

DaneMcCloud
06-11-2007, 03:26 PM
ROFL

listopencil
06-11-2007, 05:53 PM
Nicole Kidman at 95?

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

She's at least Top Ten.

DaneMcCloud
06-11-2007, 06:01 PM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

She's at least Top Ten.

10 years ago, I'd agree. But she's getting a little long in the labia to ranked that high, IMO.

Rain Man
06-11-2007, 06:10 PM
Nicole's still got it. She's just trading girlish good looks for sophistication. She can probably successfully make that tradeoff for another 5 to 7 years before she starts fading.