Last minute birthday idea's

[Mr. Plow]

Anyone got any good last minute birthday idea's? Today is my wife's birthday. We were swamped with birthday parties, garage sales, etc. over the weekend so I haven't gotten her anything. I thought about a new vacuum and some dust rags, but I don't really want to sleep in the shed for the next month.

Flowers are a given. They'll be here this afternoon. Any idea's?

[Bwana]

How about a nice new Glock 20 10mm. :)

[Smed1065]

A divorce?

[Mr. Plow]

I may need a gun when my wife divorces me if I don't get her something good.

[Iowanian]

I've been successful with spa appointments and pedicures.

[seclark]

12pack and some quality time.
sec

[Iowanian]

You should hire Sec to be her Birthday Gigalo. I'll bet he's even got coupons for discount Moustache rides.

[ChiefsFan4Life]

Take her out to her favorite restaurant for dinner and get her some spa appointment/pedicure/massage thing

[Dartgod]

I've been successful with spa appointments and pedicures.
Great idea. As the spouse of a licensed massage therapist (that's ther-a-pist, not the-rapist), I can confirm that you cannot go wrong with a gift certificate for a 1 hour massage.

[seclark]

You should hire Sec to be her Birthday Gigalo. I'll bet he's even got coupons for discount Moustache rides.
toss in that 12pack and we'll try to work something out.
sec

[Iowanian]

Great idea. As the spouse of a licensed massage therapist (that's ther-a-pist, not the-rapist), I can confirm that you cannot go wrong with a gift certificate for a 1 hour massage.

Do you have any coupons for the rub n tug?

[Dartgod]

Do you have any coupons for the rub n tug?
No coupons, but they offer a special for new customers. $40 for a one hour session (normally $60)

[Phobia]

Dude, she was telling me about the new Callaway driver she's had her eye on. Just a thought.

[Mr. Plow]

I thought about the massage idea, but she's 6 1/2 months pregnant. Not sure that it would work that well for her.

[Mr. Plow]

Dude, she was telling me about the new Callaway driver she's had her eye on. Just a thought.

I offered a day of golf and beer drinking and maybe a strip joint in the evening, but she didn't seem to think it was a good idea. I'm pretty sure that means that new driver I've......SHE'S been wanting wouldn't be appreciated.

[Dartgod]

I thought about the massage idea, but she's 6 1/2 months pregnant. Not sure that it would work that well for her.
Actually, massage therapists are taught special techniques for pregnant women.

[ChiefsFan4Life]

Actually, massage therapists are taught special techniques for pregnant women.

Exactly. There are some that are specially certified in that kind of massage therapy. Call around and ask. I think the wife would enjoy it.

[Frankie]

Anyone got any good last minute birthday idea's? Today is my wife's birthday. We were swamped with birthday parties, garage sales, etc. over the weekend so I haven't gotten her anything. I thought about a new vacuum and some dust rags, but I don't really want to sleep in the shed for the next month.

Flowers are a given. They'll be here this afternoon. Any idea's?
Buy her power tools.

[Mr. Plow]

Actually, massage therapists are taught special techniques for pregnant women.

Really? I'm sure she would love a massage, but I assumed that with her being pregnant it may not work for her. I'll check around town. Thanks!

[Dartgod]

Really? I'm sure she would love a massage, but I assumed that with her being pregnant it may not work for her. I'll check around town. Thanks!
What area are you in? Maybe I can recommend a good therapist. :D

PM me if you'd like to take this offline.

[Phobia]

I would get her some new lingerie. Some of the stuff she has now is pretty unflattering.

[Sure-Oz]

Take her out to dinner, like cheese cake factory or something as well

[Phobia]

What area are you in? Maybe I can recommend a good therapist. :D

PM me if you'd like to take this offline.

He's 3+ hours away. It's worth it to see his wife.

[Mr. Plow]

He's 3+ hours away. It's worth it to see his wife.

I've never thanked you for giving me that time each week to golf. Next time you're down, get the basement finished afterwards. Beer is in the fridge.

[Frankie]

I would get her some new lingerie. Some of the stuff she has now is pretty unflattering.
How do YOU know that?!

[Iowanian]

I thought about the massage idea, but she's 6 1/2 months pregnant. Not sure that it would work that well for her.


I got brideowanian a couple of pedicures during her pregnancy, as their feet often hurt and swell. There were certain parts of it they couldn't perform, because supposedly rubbing a certain part of the ankle could cause labor or something.

She enjoyed them.........

She could also get a facial, or get a midget to wax her back or something....

Maybe a manicure. I just know that most women like to be pampered a little, and I"d rather be doing something else when it happens.

[Pushead2]

A great gift for all women is when the men leave the house for about 24hrs straight for peace & quiet. Try that :)

[Mr. Plow]

How do YOU know that?!

I had to pay for my premium membership to WPI somehow.

[Dartgod]

I got brideowanian a couple of pedicures during her pregnancy, as their feet often hurt and swell. There were certain parts of it they couldn't perform, because supposedly rubbing a certain part of the ankle could cause labor or something.
I remember BrideGod....er, my wife telling me the same thing. Strange, but true I guess. :shrug:

[Iowanian]

I don't know if it was a coincidence, but upon her due date, she had another footrub, this time they rubbed those spots or something, and her water broke about 6am the next morning.

If she's knocked up.......get her hands and feet done. It'll be a popular gift.