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Mr. Plow
06-14-2007, 08:05 PM
My oldest son has an issue with raising the toilet seat. Ya...I know...all men do it. But, with terrible aim, the seat ends up looking like my middle son played in the toilet again.

Not that it is necessarily a mistake on my wife or my part, but will he ever learn? No matter how many times I say "Lift the toilet seat", he never does.

Is this a problem that his future wife will have to deal with? Will he improve his aim? Or will he finally figure out that peeing on the toilet isn't the best idea?

greg63
06-14-2007, 08:12 PM
My oldest son has an issue with raising the toilet seat. Ya...I know...all men do it. But, with terrible aim, the seat ends up looking like my middle son played in the toilet again.

Not that it is necessarily a mistake on my wife or my part, but will he ever learn? No matter how many times I say "Lift the toilet seat", he never does.

Is this a problem that his future wife will have to deal with? Will he improve his aim? Or will he finally figure out that peeing on the toilet isn't the best idea?
Yep; the first time he sits in someone else's pee will solve that problem.

Hammock Parties
06-14-2007, 08:13 PM
Just send me a hooker.

milkman
06-14-2007, 08:13 PM
Yep; the first time he sits in someone else's pee will solve that problem.

Or he could develop a fetish for it.

Hammock Parties
06-14-2007, 08:15 PM
Or he could develop a fetish for it.

Golden Baths.

pikesome
06-14-2007, 08:15 PM
Get him a sponge and make him clean it every time. Soon he ought to figure out that the work to lift the seat < the work to clean the seat, the toilet and the surrounding floor with a sponge and cleaner.

Mr. Plow
06-14-2007, 08:15 PM
Just send me a hooker.

I guess I should have asked you specifically....

Donger
06-14-2007, 08:28 PM
Just teach him to sit down to pee.

Mr. Plow
06-14-2007, 08:47 PM
Just teach him to sit down to pee.

He does. But he also stands as well.

Donger
06-14-2007, 08:49 PM
He does. But he also stands as well.

Well, I think I've figured out why he's peeing everywhere.

greg63
06-14-2007, 09:25 PM
Or he could develop a fetish for it.

True.

greg63
06-14-2007, 09:26 PM
Well, I think I've figured out why he's peeing everywhere.

LMAO

The Franchise
06-14-2007, 10:16 PM
rub his nose in it?