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rageeumr
06-19-2007, 04:11 PM
So I was just in the restroom in my building. It's a one urinal, one stall setup. As I start to pee, the guy sitting the stall starts talking on his cell phone. It is apparent by his conversation that he is talking with his daughter. I get done peeing and am faced with an important question: Do I flush, alerting his daughter that he called while duecing, or do I screw over the next guy to use the urinal. Poll forthcoming.

Bill Lundberg
06-19-2007, 04:12 PM
Flush. Any idiot who talks on a cell phone while taking a shit in public deserves the embarassment

greg63
06-19-2007, 04:16 PM
Flush, but only after you take a picture of it with your camera phone. :p

ClevelandBronco
06-19-2007, 04:17 PM
Miss Manners seems to be silent on the subject.

Mr. Kotter
06-19-2007, 05:15 PM
I'd flush; twice....and then reel off something like, "Shee-EEESH, Duuuu-UUUdddde! WTF crawled up your ass and died, man? That stench eminating from your bowels would peel mutha-friggin' paint. You are one gnarly freak, man."

;)

88TG88
06-19-2007, 05:33 PM
What did you do ?

Count Zarth
06-19-2007, 05:35 PM
I'd yell:

"HEY BUDDY! CHECK OUT THE MASSIVE TITS ON THIS STRIPPER! IF YOU WANT, I BET SHE'LL BLOW US BOTH FOR FIFTY BUCKS!"

codeman
06-19-2007, 05:44 PM
Yell out ....

DUDE ... COURTESY FLUSH .... PULLLLEEEESSSSSEEEE

Zebedee DuBois
06-19-2007, 05:58 PM
Of course you flush.

And of course, you wash your hands.

And just before you dry off your hands, you flick the residual water off your fingers over the stall wall.

Beat a hasty retreat.

Guru
06-19-2007, 06:02 PM
I'd flush; twice....and then reel off something like, "Shee-EEESH, Duuuu-UUUdddde! WTF crawled up your ass and died, man? That stench eminating from your bowels would peel mutha-friggin' paint. You are one gnarly freak, man."

;)
Thanks for the comic relief. That was great.

unothadeal
06-19-2007, 06:03 PM
What did you do ?
My guess is he's still there with his laptop, waiting for the right answer.

Bacon Cheeseburger
06-19-2007, 06:20 PM
Absolutely positively flush. Then flush again.

Mr. Kotter
06-19-2007, 09:52 PM
I'd yell:

"HEY BUDDY! CHECK OUT THE MASSIVE TITS ON THIS STRIPPER! IF YOU WANT, I BET SHE'LL BLOW US BOTH FOR FIFTY BUCKS!"

Nice. ROFL

Except if I was with you; she'd skip you, and blow me twice. :p

scott free
06-19-2007, 10:28 PM
Flush. Any idiot who talks on a cell phone while taking a shit in public deserves the embarassment

DenverChief
06-19-2007, 10:31 PM
Say something out loud about glory holes and how jimmy gives the best head but steve has a really tight ass and you'll meet him in the orgy room with that 12'' dildo you special ordered from gaytoys.com

Simply Red
06-19-2007, 10:34 PM
Flush. Any idiot who talks on a cell phone while taking a shit in public deserves the embarassment
I used to think you were kind of a dick, and have never spoke with you. But this is just downright funny. Bravo!

ClevelandBronco
06-19-2007, 10:36 PM
Say something out loud about glory holes and how jimmy gives the best head but steve has a really tight ass and you'll meet him in the orgy room with that 12'' dildo you special ordered from gaytoys.com

If gaytoys.com actually exists, you might have some 'splainin' to do.

Mr. Kotter
06-19-2007, 10:39 PM
If gaytoys.com actually exists, you might have some 'splainin' to do.

No, you have some "catching up" on Planet history to do....heh.

You don't know how ironic that comment is.... LMAO

ClevelandBronco
06-19-2007, 10:41 PM
If gaytoys.com actually exists, you might have some 'splainin' to do.

stoopid noob.

booger
06-20-2007, 01:23 AM
Flush and turn off the light switch on the way out.

38yrsfan
06-20-2007, 10:20 AM
another thread down the toilet ..............

rageeumr
06-20-2007, 10:22 AM
What did you do ?

I was overcome with indecision. I didn't flush.