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Saulbadguy
06-20-2007, 11:52 AM
In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

Simplex3
06-20-2007, 11:53 AM
I'm not even going to say it.

Phobia
06-20-2007, 11:54 AM
I believe the part about the puffy face and that is all.

morphius
06-20-2007, 12:01 PM
Wow, no wonder I'm not pretty.

phisherman
06-20-2007, 12:01 PM
i think you should change your name to saulbadgirl

luv
06-20-2007, 12:03 PM
I never figured you to be the high maintenance type.

jAZ
06-20-2007, 12:03 PM
Your forgot about your drive to work...

http://www.halfords.com/wcsstore/HalfordsConsumerDirect/images/catalog/400-234799.jpg

JohninGpt
06-20-2007, 12:04 PM
Uh, sh!t, shower, shave and hit the road.

Radar Chief
06-20-2007, 12:04 PM
Wow, and here I thought I was going all, like, metrosexual ‘cause I’ll scrape my face with a rusty blade then slap some rubbing alcohol on the spots that bleed.
Had no idea that wasn’t being pampered. :eek:

Radar Chief
06-20-2007, 12:06 PM
Your forgot about your drive to work...

http://www.halfords.com/wcsstore/HalfordsConsumerDirect/images/catalog/400-234799.jpg

:LOL: With training wheels even. Good find. :thumb:

JohninGpt
06-20-2007, 12:06 PM
Uh, sh!t, shower, shave and hit the road.
Oh yeah, I normally brush my teeth also, I hope that doesn't make me a sissy.

Sure-Oz
06-20-2007, 12:06 PM
the 4 s's

sex w/ gf, shit, shower and shave

oh and brush my teefff

phisherman
06-20-2007, 12:07 PM
i think he puts more s**t on his face in the morning than most women do

ChiTown
06-20-2007, 12:08 PM
I masturbate, then it's off to work.......

Fire Me Boy!
06-20-2007, 12:09 PM
In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
I'll bet you're a Huey Lewis fan. :D

Check your rep.

JohninGpt
06-20-2007, 12:10 PM
I masturbate, then it's off to work.......
If I wrote your employee evaluations, I would call you "An energetic self-starter".

Wilson
06-20-2007, 12:12 PM
I've seen the wedding pictures. Aren't you supposed to be good looking when you do all that crap?

ChiTown
06-20-2007, 12:12 PM
If I wrote your employee evaluations, I would call you "An energetic self-starter".


Bravo!

ROFL

Fire Me Boy!
06-20-2007, 12:17 PM
I'll bet you're a Huey Lewis fan. :D

Check your rep.
Or Phil Collins. Yeah, I'll bet you're a HUGE Phil Collins fan.

Sure-Oz
06-20-2007, 12:19 PM
Or Phil Collins. Yeah, I'll bet you're a HUGE Phil Collins fan.
Who wouldn't be....he faxed his wife that he wants a divorce, ****in pimp ROFL

88TG88
06-20-2007, 12:19 PM
I masturbate, then it's off to work.......
Dam stole my answer.

Ari Chi3fs
06-20-2007, 12:41 PM
This has to be a parody thread.

Fire Me Boy!
06-20-2007, 12:41 PM
This has to be a parody thread.
Maybe it would help if I posted the beginning of this monologue:

I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine.

eazyb81
06-20-2007, 12:41 PM
Nice post Marcus Halberstrom.

Fire Me Boy!
06-20-2007, 12:42 PM
Also, look to clues in post numbers 15, 19, and 24.

Ari Chi3fs
06-20-2007, 12:44 PM
But here is a link to an article I wrote on how to be an early riser.

http://cultivategreatness.com/2007/06/17/5-great-ways-to-get-up-early-in-the-morning

Easy 6
06-20-2007, 12:50 PM
1) Piss
2) Make coffee
3) Get paper while coffee brews
4) Fix a cup of coffee
5) Check out the Planet while having said coffee with a cigarette
6) Have another cup & cig while on Planet
7) Feel a mighty rumble, take the Browns to the Super Bowl
8) Back to the Planet
9) Read paper while wishing i didnt have to go to work
10) Take shower & go to work

Fish
06-20-2007, 12:59 PM
Fight with alarm for at least 45 minutes.

Take morning shit.

Shower, brushing teeth in shower.

Feed cats.

Shave/deodorant.

Coffee.

Late to work.

CanadianChief
06-20-2007, 01:06 PM
I masturbate, then it's off to work.......

I login to Chiefsplanet, masturbate, then it's off to work

JohninGpt
06-20-2007, 01:12 PM
I login to Chiefsplanet, masturbate, then it's off to work
Ah, a "versatile multi-tasker".

Rooster
06-20-2007, 01:35 PM
7) Feel a mighty rumble, take the Browns to the Super Bowl

ROFL ROFL

Bill Lundberg
06-20-2007, 01:53 PM
the 4 s's

sex w/ hand, shit, shower and shave

oh and brush my teefff

Fixed your post.

Reerun_KC
06-20-2007, 02:00 PM
In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.


Just have to say....

http://www.come2chaos.de/up_files/archiv/your%20still%20a%20homo.jpg

blueballs
06-20-2007, 02:21 PM
tear my clothing
put ash on my face
fast

gblowfish
06-20-2007, 02:48 PM
Uh, sh!t, shower, shave and hit the road.
This is classically known as the "Three S's".

Sure-Oz
06-20-2007, 05:00 PM
Fixed your post.
i haven't had to do that in over 4 months now. :p

QuikSsurfer
06-20-2007, 05:02 PM
Or Phil Collins. Yeah, I'll bet you're a HUGE Phil Collins fan.
Or a Whitney Houston fan :)

QuikSsurfer
06-20-2007, 05:03 PM
Nice post Marcus Halberstrom.
that's not Marcus it's Paul Allen
i see they've omitted the pork loin w/lime jello

Guru
06-20-2007, 05:04 PM
This thread is t3h gh3y

L.A. Chieffan
06-20-2007, 05:14 PM
Or a Whitney Houston fan :)
You ACTUALLY own a Whitney Houston album? More than one??

'Hamas' Jenkins
06-20-2007, 05:40 PM
In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

Sometimes I watch "The Patty Winters Show" or I'll rewatch "Inside Lydia's Ass" while thumbing through Zagat and calling up to see if I can get an 8:30 rez at Dorsia.

L.A. Chieffan
06-20-2007, 05:46 PM
Sometimes I watch "The Patty Winters Show" or I'll rewatch "Inside Lydia's Ass" while thumbing through Zagat and calling up to see if I can get an 8:30 rez at Dorsia.
I watched a repeat of an old "Patty Winters Show" that I found on what I originally thought was a videotape of the torture and subsequent murders of two escort girls from last spring (the topic was Tips on How Your Pet Can Become a Movie Star).

'Hamas' Jenkins
06-20-2007, 05:49 PM
You ACTUALLY own a Whitney Houston album? More than one??
Did you know that Whitney Houston's debut LP, called simply Whitney Houston had 4 number one singles on it? Did you know that?

It's hard to choose a favorite among so many great tracks, but "The Greatest Love of All" is one of the best, most powerful songs ever written about self-preservation, dignity. Its universal message crosses all boundaries and instills one with the hope that it's not too late to better ourselves. Since, it's impossible in this world we live in to empathize with others, we can always empathize with ourselves. It's an important message, crucial really. And it's beautifully stated on the album.

L.A. Chieffan
06-20-2007, 05:56 PM
Did you know that Ted Bundy's first dog was a collie named Lassie?

Hydrae
06-20-2007, 06:04 PM
Did you know that Whitney Houston's debut LP, called simply Whitney Houston had 4 number one singles on it? Did you know that?

It's hard to choose a favorite among so many great tracks, but "The Greatest Love of All" is one of the best, most powerful songs ever written about self-preservation, dignity. Its universal message crosses all boundaries and instills one with the hope that it's not too late to better ourselves. Since, it's impossible in this world we live in to empathize with others, we can always empathize with ourselves. It's an important message, crucial really. And it's beautifully stated on the album.


Wow, you typed all that with a straight face, I am impressed. ROFL

TinyEvel
06-20-2007, 06:08 PM
wake up sporting a wicked boner.
turn on the light
start the coffee maker
flip the lever to get the hot water going
wipe the steam off the mirror
pee
then start using my hands to do stuff

QuikSsurfer
06-20-2007, 06:40 PM
"you're a ****ing ugly bitch. i want to stab you to death and play around w/your blood"

"oh, it's cranberry juice.. cran-apple"

QuikSsurfer
06-20-2007, 07:16 PM
"Nice overnight bag!" Lemme guess; Valentino?

"Jean Paul Gaultier."
"Where did u get that overnight bag?"

the valentino guess is for his suit - in the meeting room

Simply Red
06-20-2007, 07:17 PM
"Where did u get that overnight bag?"

the valentino guess is for his suit - in the meeting room
Yes you are right. I was freestyling it.

QuikSsurfer
06-20-2007, 07:18 PM
did u read the book?

Simply Red
06-20-2007, 07:20 PM
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QuikSsurfer
06-20-2007, 07:23 PM
lol
that was creepy

Simply Red
06-20-2007, 07:26 PM
lol
that was creepy
The whole movie is.

QuikSsurfer
06-20-2007, 07:27 PM
never saw gummo
worth checking out?

Simply Red
06-20-2007, 07:32 PM
never saw gummo
worth checking out?
oh yeah. From the writer of Kids. Harmony Korine. Play around on youtube with gummo and julian donkey boy.

QuikSsurfer
06-20-2007, 07:33 PM
oh yeah. From the writer of Kids. Harmony Korine. Play around on youtube with gummo and julian donkey boy.
Writer of Kids huh?
Did you see Bully?

Simply Red
06-20-2007, 07:36 PM
Writer of Kids huh?
Did you see Bully?
Yes. I liked it okay. Wasn't wild about it. Little immature of a plot. But yes it was pretty decent.

Saulbadguy
06-20-2007, 07:43 PM
Brilliant.

luv
06-20-2007, 07:57 PM
So, what is your nightly routine?

'Hamas' Jenkins
06-20-2007, 08:00 PM
I really want to blow Evelyn and her mother's heads off right now with an AK-47, even though I usually detest Soviet designs.

Spott
06-20-2007, 08:00 PM
Wake up, take a shower, make breakfast for my son and get ready for work while he gets ready for school. I don't have time to put a bunch of girlie crap on my face.

'Hamas' Jenkins
06-20-2007, 08:01 PM
So, what is your nightly routine?

I jerk off, thinking about Evelyn, then Vanden, then Courtney, then back to Vanden, while looking up at my Les Mis poster.

BucEyedPea
06-20-2007, 08:07 PM
s, s and s

then I go to work in my underwear until I have to go out.

Simply Red
06-20-2007, 08:10 PM
s, s and s

then I go to work in my underwear until I have to go out.
luckyyyy!

Saulbadguy
06-20-2007, 08:29 PM
I jerk off, thinking about Evelyn, then Vanden, then Courtney, then back to Vanden, while looking up at my Les Mis poster.
The book was so much better.

'Hamas' Jenkins
06-20-2007, 08:50 PM
The book was so much better.

I like both, but they are different animals.

Mr. Kotter
06-20-2007, 08:54 PM
Shave

Shit

Shower

Dress

Grab an apple/bannana/muffin

15 minutes drive to school

Check Email/Chiefsplanet

Review lesson plans for the day

BWillie
06-20-2007, 08:57 PM
I wake up at 9:22 AM. I wash my face, I comb my hair, get the lint of my eyes. Get in a quick early morning beat off on occasion. Make a meal replacement shake, get into my car at 9:30 AM, arrive at work in 10 AM. 8 minutes preparation boys, thats how it's done

HemiEd
06-20-2007, 09:10 PM
Starts around 5 am.
turn on the gas to the tea pot,
take a piss,
pour cup of tea,
check planet,
take a shit,
put on the grubs,
go work in the garage for 2 hours,
prewash myself in mop sink,
drop trowsers,
brush teeth.
shave,
take a shower,
get dressed,
eat breakfast,
check out planet,
4 minute drive to work and it is about 8:10.

BigMeatballDave
06-21-2007, 03:04 AM
I get up at 11. Mess around on the Planet for a couple hours. Eat lunch. Get ready for work.

Fire Me Boy!
06-21-2007, 06:44 AM
Did you know that Whitney Houston's debut LP, called simply Whitney Houston had 4 number one singles on it? Did you know that?

It's hard to choose a favorite among so many great tracks, but "The Greatest Love of All" is one of the best, most powerful songs ever written about self-preservation, dignity. Its universal message crosses all boundaries and instills one with the hope that it's not too late to better ourselves. Since, it's impossible in this world we live in to empathize with others, we can always empathize with ourselves. It's an important message, crucial really. And it's beautifully stated on the album.
ROFL

Good job Hamas.

QuikSsurfer
06-21-2007, 09:06 AM
I really want to blow Evelyn and her mother's heads off right now with an AK-47, even though I usually detest Soviet designs.
ROFL ROFL

love bret easton ellis
have you read "less than zero" or "the rules of attraction"

tooge
06-21-2007, 09:22 AM
up at 6:30.
shower
let dog out
feed dog and cat
make tea
eat grape nuts and a banana
make lunch for work
leave by 7:15
work by 7:35
If I get up early, I may make the wife some grub, or beat off. Usually beat off.