I-70 Series Game 3

[Coach]

The final game in this I-70 series, as the series is tied 1-1.

Your lineups for tonight.

Kansas City
D. DeJesus cf
J. Gathright lf
M. Teahen rf
J. Buck c
A. Gordon 3b
R. Shealy 1b
F. Cortez 2b
T. Pena Jr. ss
G. Meche p

St. Louis
S. Taguchi cf
A. Miles ss
A. Pujols 1b
S. Spiezio rf
S. Rolen 3b
C. Duncan lf
A. Kennedy 2b
K. Stinnett c
T. Wellemeyer p

[Reerun_KC]

This is strange, Sure not used to seeing Sweeny out of the line up.... Such a mainstay in all...

[Sure-Oz]

Buck batting cleanup, makes sense since he is our power hitter. We better rock wellemeyer and take pitches, cause that bitch sure loves to walk people.

[SPchief]

With wellemeyer pitching, Meche should be able to cruise tonight.

[CHENZ A!]

LET'S BEAT THESE BITCHES!

[Coach]

Good news for Royals fans. White Sux lost to the Marlins 5-4 this afternoon. A Royal win tonight, I believe that will make Kansas City 1 game behind Chicago for the 4th place?

[Sure-Oz]

Looks like the Royals put Elarton on the DL, for no apparent reason at all other than to get him out of the way.

[SPchief]

Looks like the Royals put Elarton on the DL, for no apparent reason at all other than to get him out of the way.


I'm ok with that.

[SPchief]

Dejesus leads off with a single.

[SPchief]

Man, the Cards look like little leaugers out there.

[kstater]

Wellemeyer showing why he was cut by the Royals.

[Sure-Oz]

Wellemeyer showing why he was cut by the Royals.
We better score 5+ on him

[SPchief]

We better score 5+ on him


Easily, maybe in this inning.

[Sure-Oz]

Shealy doesn't help matters by striking out damnit

[SPchief]

We really are playing a little league team tonight.

[Sure-Oz]

Rolen sucks

[Sure-Oz]

3-0 after 1, i'll take that

[Mecca]

Uhhh......one of THOSE games huh.

[Sure-Oz]

3-1 bott 2nd now

[SPchief]

Meche pitching well so far.

[Sure-Oz]

Wellemeyer is now shutting us down, wtf guys

[irishjayhawk]

Wellemeyer is now shutting us down, wtf guys

ROFL

1 inning.

Though if it continues, the smiley will become a two faced :shake: :cuss:

[Fish]

Meche is my hero!!onewonuno!

[Sure-Oz]

Nice job meche

[Coach]

He struck your ass out!

[SPchief]

Double by DDJ

[SPchief]

Gathwright reaches on a bunt for a 2nd time.

[Fish]

Hit..... dammit....

[Dartgod]

Why wasn't Gathright running there? Same situation as the 1st inning. I don't get it? You have one of the fastest MFers in baseball, but you leave him at first so they can turn the DP.

:shake:

[Mr. Laz]

our offense is taking another night off, i guess. :(

[Coach]

our offense is taking another night off, i guess. :(

Eh, it is 4 runs, which is surprising since the team never gives Meche at least more than a run per game last I checked.

[Coach]

Come on Meche, get your shit together.

[Mr. Laz]

Eh, it is 4 runs, which is surprising since the team never gives Meche at least more than a run per game last I checked.
yea .... but that happen pretty much all at once and with a bunch of fluke type hits.

we really haven't hit

[Dartgod]

DAMMIT, CARL...ER, MECHE!!

[Coach]

Ugh.... bases are loaded, 2 outs.

[Fish]

damn............

[Coach]

Son of a....

[Mr. Laz]

oh .... so now that retard Bell has got Greinke up.

where was he last night?

[irishjayhawk]

Damn. Though you can't expect to keep at 1.66 ERA on the road. That was impressive for the stretch he had it.

[VonneMarie]

What a Meche...

[Coach]

Time to yank him.

[Fish]

Meche meter just bottomed out.......

[Al Bundy]

Meche just never really had it. Thats too bad because now we will lose the series.

[petegz28]

Oh well Meche is still a bad ass. These things happen

[VonneMarie]

Bell is officially retarded.

[Fish]

http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/5200/greinkeglassesth9.jpg

Wild Thing.....

[frazod]

Sosa just hit No. 600.

[petegz28]

Bell is officially retarded.

Bell single handedly lost us the game last night before it even started by the jacked up lineup he ran out there.

And he iced it by putting in Costa to pinch hit in the 9th instead of Buck.

[Fish]

Good SAC.... now get a base hit Pena....

[Fish]

Hell yeah....

[VonneMarie]

How did fatass Shealy not score on that?

[Simply Red]

Four all still?

[VonneMarie]

5-4 KC

[Simply Red]

R.Sox owning my Braves. No real surprise. The Sux are REALLY fuggin good.

[Coach]

Bell is officially retarded.

Nothing new there, unfortunately. I just wish Moore would grow a pair and shitcan him already.

[Simply Red]

5-4 KC
Nice. BTW, Is that you in your avy?

[frazod]

R.Sox owning my Braves. No real surprise. The Sux are REALLY fuggin good.

Yep. My wife is a big Braves fan. She's PISSED.

[Brianfo]

Why the hell doesn't Billy Butler get to pinch hit in that situation. Bell is a MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[VonneMarie]

David needs to homer here.

[petegz28]

I can't watch this on TV but I am assuming our 3rd base coach held Shealy?

[Fish]

The Jesus folks.... hell yeah..... base hit....

[Simply Red]

Yep. My wife is a big Braves fan. She's PISSED.
Really? Is your wife from Georgia?

[SPchief]

RBI by DDJ

[petegz28]

SWEET!

[VonneMarie]

C'mon Joey!

[VonneMarie]

Or not...

[Coach]

Come on Royal Bullpen!

[Coach]

Seeeeruck your ass out!

[petegz28]

Why is Grienke throwing from the stretch?

[Coach]

Why is Grienke throwing from the stretch?

Most relievers usually pitch from the stretch. Perhaps that maybe it's more comfortable for him to do it that way?

*whistles* 97 on the gun.

[VonneMarie]

Too bad we let that pussy Wellemeyer off the hook.

[Coach]

1-2-3 inning for Greinke

[Coach]

Too bad we let that pussy Wellemeyer off the hook.

Eh, can't win them all. At least we managed to get 4 important runs.

[Dartgod]

Why the hell doesn't Billy Butler get to pinch hit in that situation. Bell is a MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1-2-3 inning. That's why.

[VonneMarie]

This team can be really dumb some times. :rolleyes:

[Coach]

This team can be really dumb some times. :rolleyes:

Yeah, I wonder who they picked it up from?

(don't answer, I know it's obvious)

[VonneMarie]

I'm officially on the "Bell is dumb and can't manage for shit" bandwagon.

[Coach]

Pitch already! Jesus, did you not get enough warm up throws already?

[Fish]

2 Runs.... 2 innings to hold em......

Go Royals!

[VonneMarie]

Jesus, Shealy sucks.

[Coach]

Naturally, Aaron Miles goes 4-4 tonight. :shake:

[Coach]

*sigh* Walked him. Runners on 2nd and 1st, no outs.

[Simply Red]

Missed the ticker. Update please.

[VonneMarie]

6-4 KC

[Coach]

Missed the ticker. Update please.

6-4, Royals leading, with runners on 2nd and 1st, with no outs for St. Louis.

[Coach]

Basehit, but bases are loaded now.

Crap.

[Simply Red]

thanks all.

[Fish]

Come on Soria.....

[VonneMarie]

Shit... shit...

[Coach]

Well, gave up a run, but the Royals got a DP out of it. 1 more out plz.

[Fish]

Wow... good turn... get this one....

[Coach]

Soria does a excellent job on damage control.

6-5, Royals.

[SPchief]

Gathright almost screwed that up.

[VonneMarie]

Damn it!

[petegz28]

ok WTF do you pull a 3-4 Gordon and put in German and leave in Cortez?

[VonneMarie]

When was DDJ last home run?

[VonneMarie]

That was bullshit! German was safe!

[Fish]

sonofa......

[Simply Red]

6 5 Royals correct?

[Coach]

ok WTF do you pull a 3-4 Gordon and put in German and leave in Cortez?

I believe Gordon went to 1st as German would fill in 3rd base.

[Coach]

6 5 Royals correct?

Correct. Mid 8th now.

[petegz28]

I believe Gordon went to 1st as German would fill in 3rd base.


ah ok...I was going to say.

[Coach]

Gawddammit Pena! Picked a hell of a time to get a E.

[petegz28]

damn it Pena!!!

[SPchief]

Going back, German was definatly safe.

[SPchief]

Wow, bunting with 2 strikes? LMAO strikes out.

[Coach]

Nice strikeout.

[Coach]

Oh man, I wonder if Encarnacion is gonna be Soria's best friend here.....

[VonneMarie]

Going back, German was definatly safe.
Totally! :cuss:

[Coach]

COME ON!

[Fish]

You've got to be shitting me.....

[petegz28]

Jesus Christ another flipping error!

[Fish]

sigh....

[SPchief]

Whew

[Coach]

Cortez is lucky that didn't come back and bite him in the ass!

Lucky little piece of....

[VonneMarie]

Sigh...

[crazycoffey]

current score?

[Coach]

current score?

6-5 Royals, Top of 9th

[VonneMarie]

I'm very scared with Dotel coming in in a 1 run game.

[Fish]

Greinke hit 100??

[Coach]

Cruddy AB there.

[VonneMarie]

DDJ IS DUMB...

[BWillie]

I'm very scared with Dotel coming in in a 1 run game.

I'm not. Dotel is doing fine, except for the first couple of games when he came back and was rusty.

[VonneMarie]

I'm not. Dotel is doing fine, except for the first couple of games when he came back and was rusty.
I hope you're right. Remember the Tiggers game early in the season?

[Coach]

I hope you're right. Remember the Tiggers game early in the season?

That was early in the season when he was shaking off the rust.

At least he's a hell of a improvement over Burgos or whoever the hell the closer was last year.

[VonneMarie]

Gathright is stoopid, too.

[Coach]

Too bad we don't have Weathers.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/SwedeCarlson/Funnies/Smack/weathersedit.png

[Fish]

DDJ IS DUMB...

Ahh... come on... he's 2-5 with 2 runs and an RBI... not so bad.....

[Coach]

Eh, at least Teahen worked him up a bit, unlike the other 2 goons.

[SPchief]

Safe

[crazycoffey]

6-5 Royals, Top of 9th

thanks

[Coach]

Come on Buck! A HR would be nice here! Buddy can't bench you tomorrow anyways, since it's a off day.

[VonneMarie]

Come on Buck! A HR would be nice here! Buddy can't bench you tomorrow anyways, since it's a off day.
LMAO

[VonneMarie]

Yeah, Buck's a tard too.

[Fish]

Damn.... alright Dotel... let's see it.....

[SPchief]

Come on Dotel, I've got money on this

[Coach]

Well, at least he made contact, especially being 0-2 in the hole.

[Fish]

5-5..... you've got to be shitting me....

[Coach]

Okay, I guess Dotel wants to make this interesting....






DAMMIT CARL! :cuss:

[SPchief]

Miles is killing us.

[Coach]

5-5..... you've got to be shitting me....

Yeah, I guess the Royals fail to realize that he's just Aaron F**king Miles for crying out loud!

[VonneMarie]

Crap...

[Coach]

**** **** **** **** **** **** ****

[BWillie]

Yeah, I guess the Royals fail to realize that he's just Aaron F**king Miles for crying out loud!

I thought Aaron Miles was a basketball player? Who the schnikes is this dude

[frazod]

Albert delivers.

[SPchief]

****

[Fish]

Ohhh balls.....

Not good..

[petegz28]

well we blew this one

[Coach]

Dotel needed just 7 stinking pitches just to tie up the ****ing game!

[VonneMarie]

Game. Series ****ing tie and **** you Dotel!

[SPchief]

If Tehan hits the cutoff, miles would have been out.

[petegz28]

the 2 erros came back to haunt us cause it allowed their power to be up in the 9th.

[SPchief]

Nice save by Gordon

[petegz28]

what a flipping joke

[Coach]

Double play, please....

[Al Bundy]

Now Buddy Bell has a built in excuse.. by playing baseball "By the book".

[petegz28]

how did we not get Pujols out at 3rd when the ball was hit to the 3rd basemen?

[VonneMarie]

This sucks.

[SPchief]

Gobble?

[Fish]

It's all good.... Royals still got it..... just takes another inning or so...

[petegz28]

crap here comes Bell with his BS changes

[crazycoffey]

How my cards doing?

[Coach]

how did we not get Pujols out at 3rd when the ball was hit to the 3rd basemen?

I'm guessing that it may have been a hit-and-run, or that the 3rd baseman was playing too far off from the bag that he wouldn't have time to tag 3rd.

[Coach]

How my cards doing?

Tied 6-6 in the bottom of 9th, runners on 3rd and 1st, with 1 out.

[BWillie]

I'm very scared with Dotel coming in in a 1 run game.

I was wrong, you were right. You are very good looking, I am not very attractive. I smell like dog poo, while you shower regularly. Your the best, I'm the worst. I live in a van down by the river, while you own a Bently.

[VonneMarie]

Gobble? Oh, game is over. :banghead:

[crazycoffey]

cards batting, right? should get one more then...

[SPchief]

I was wrong, you were right. You are very good looking, I am not very attractive. I smell like dog poo, while you shower regularly. Your the best, I'm the worst. I live in a van down by the river, while you own a Bently.


LMAO

[frazod]

Intentional walk to Duncan to load the bases.

[VonneMarie]

It's only a matter of time...

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Duncan is horrible against LHP, guys.

[Coach]

*sighs* Now Buddy wants to be like LaRussa.

[frazod]

Bell's kind of a retard, isn't he? :spock:

[petegz28]

OMG BELL SIT THE **** DOWN!

[SPchief]

Peralta?

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Intentional walk to Duncan to load the bases.

Personally, I don't understand that move, given that he is a career sub .200 hitter against LHP, has no speed, and there is already a DP set up.

[VonneMarie]

Bell's kind of a retard, isn't he? :spock:
Kinda?

[Coach]

Duncan is horrible against LHP, guys.

Tell that to our shit for bird brains Buddy Bell.

[petegz28]

I cannot believe Bell just brought in a pitcher to walk a guy and then pull him!! WHAT A ****ING IDIOT!

[irishjayhawk]

Ok, wait. We call Gobble out and intentionally walk someone. Why didn't Dotel walk him and give Gobble extra warm up time? I don't understand.

[Coach]

Bell's kind of a retard, isn't he? :spock:

Way past retarded.

[VonneMarie]

OMG BELL SIT THE **** DOWN!
ROFL

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Look for the squeeze.

[SPchief]

0-2

[Fish]

Sweet.... 2 down...

[SPchief]

Struck his ass out!!!!


And kelly Stinet is up

[frazod]

Well, Bell's strategy worked on that batter.

[frazod]

Damn, that was a nasty pitch.

[VonneMarie]

Oh sweet Kelly...

[Coach]

Well, Bell's strategy worked on that batter.

Still doesn't change the fact that he's one dumbshit manager the MLB ever had.

[frazod]

I smell extra innings.

[Coach]

Come on, strike his candy ass out already!

[Fish]

I smell extra innings.

Your jedi mind tricks won't work here....

[Fish]

Woot!

Extra innings!!

Let's go Royals!!

[Coach]

Escapes disaster.

Frazod is correct. We are going to extras.

[SPchief]

HELL YEAH PERALTA

[petegz28]

SIT DOWN!

[VonneMarie]

**** YOU DOTEL!

[Brianfo]

F*&% YES!! Peralta strikes out two mo fo's and Gordon leads off the 10th.

[frazod]

Your jedi mind tricks won't work here....

No tricks. I'm neutral.

[Kraus]

All hail Peralta!!!

[VonneMarie]

Oh yeah, and Bell is a dumb piece of shit!

[Brianfo]

Who wants to bet that we see Butler hit this inning??

[Fish]

No tricks. I'm neutral.

hmmm..... OK then.... :toast:

Great game tonight....

[VonneMarie]

Gordon base hit!!!!

[Kraus]

Hell yeah, go Gordon!

[Coach]

Finally, a leadoff man.

Come on Royals, don't eff it up!

[petegz28]

sweet at bat by Alex "Don't call me Alice" Gordon

[Fish]

mutha****in go ahead run from mutha****in Alex Gordon...... he is 4-5 bitches....

[VonneMarie]

Hit a homer, Emil!

[VonneMarie]

Alex with tha mutha****ing steal!

[Fish]

Wow.... damn Gordon...

[SPchief]

Stolen base by Gordon

[irishjayhawk]

Steals Second, what a game for Gordon.

[Coach]

Pathetic Emil. Just pathetic.

[petegz28]

someone get a f***ing basehit!!!

[SPchief]

Damn, couldn't move Gordon over.

[VonneMarie]

C'mon Cortez!

[Coach]

Well.. at least he moved the runner to 3rd, and left it for Teahen.

Come on Teahen!

[SPchief]

Come on TPJ

[Kraus]

Come'on Pena!!!

[petegz28]

Well.. at least he moved the runner to 3rd, and left it for Teahen.

Come on Teahen!


you mean Pena?

[Pitt Gorilla]

Someone hit the ball!

[Coach]

you mean Pena?

My bad. For whatever reason, I was thinking Teahen.

[VonneMarie]

Let's go Pena!

[VonneMarie]

Get a base hit!

[VonneMarie]

Awww!!!!!!!! Damn, damn, damn!

[Coach]

GD it!

[Kraus]

Dammit!

[Fish]

Well hell......

[SPchief]

Isringhousen has some nasty stuff.

[SPchief]

Does Peralta come back out?

[Al Bundy]

That was Angel Berroa taking that last swing.

[frazod]

Entertaining game. Although both teams remind me of the proverbial guy who couldn't get laid in a whorehouse.

[VonneMarie]

That was Angel Berroa taking that last swing.
Shhh! Don't say that.

[SPchief]

That was Angel Berroa taking that last swing.


No that was Isringhousen sp? throwing some good pitches.

[Al Bundy]

This game was Buddy Bell at his finest.

[Coach]

Does Peralta come back out?

Yep.

[VonneMarie]

As long as we don't see Miles again, we're good.

[frazod]

One down.

[frazod]

As long as we don't see Miles again, we're good.

He's on deck.

[VonneMarie]

Awww.

[Fish]

If that jackass gets 6 hits..... I swear..........

[Coach]

*whew* Foul

[SPchief]

Come on Peralta

[VonneMarie]

Strike that jerk out!!!!!

[VonneMarie]

**** me!

[Coach]

Dammit!

[SPchief]

:banghead:

[frazod]

Masterful work by Taguchi.