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Reerun_KC
06-22-2007, 01:31 PM
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=3305652&page=1

This just doesnt happen everyday, does it?

http://a.abcnews.com/images/GMA/abc_gma_coach_edit_070621_ms.jpg

KurtCobain
06-22-2007, 01:33 PM
yuck

Sully
06-22-2007, 01:36 PM
After yesterday's story all I can say is, at least it wasn't her dad.

Stewie
06-22-2007, 01:37 PM
The dude looks like a psycho.

KurtCobain
06-22-2007, 01:38 PM
After yesterday's story all I can say is, at least it wasn't her dad.

But forty and sixteen? Big difference. yuck

luv
06-22-2007, 01:38 PM
The dude looks like a psycho.
Worse. He looks like her DAD.


Oh well, I guess... age ain't nuttin' but a numba! Still gross though.

seclark
06-22-2007, 01:42 PM
Worse. He looks like her DAD.

her dad or her brother...they both have long noses and egg heads.
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eazyb81
06-22-2007, 01:44 PM
This is laughable.

"Sigh.....oh well, there's nothing we can do. Let's just sign the consent forms so she'll talk to us again.....woe is me....."

Her dad must be a little bitch. There is no way in hell I would let my 16 year old daughter date any 40 year old guy, LET ALONE her damn track coach.

This crap does happen all the time now.

Inspector
06-22-2007, 01:47 PM
But...she said she was 18. I swear!!!

Delano
06-22-2007, 01:47 PM
Oh well, I guess... age ain't nuttin' but a numba! Still gross though.

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Thig Lyfe
06-22-2007, 01:48 PM
That's what they get for naming their kid WINDY.

Count Zarth
06-22-2007, 01:57 PM
She's not even that hot.

CoMoChief
06-22-2007, 02:00 PM
That's pretty cool.




No really, I'm just kidding. That's gross.

seclark
06-22-2007, 02:01 PM
She's not even that hot.
so what? he'd have to sneak up on a glass of water.
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big nasty kcnut
06-22-2007, 02:01 PM
This is so wrong on so many level.

Pitt Gorilla
06-22-2007, 02:02 PM
What kind of idiot marries a 16 year-old girl? Good Lord.

Redrum_69
06-22-2007, 02:08 PM
The real question is...who is going to get lapped first

Garcia Bronco
06-22-2007, 02:09 PM
nothing wrong with that.

Thig Lyfe
06-22-2007, 02:14 PM
What kind of idiot marries a 16 year-old girl? Good Lord.

"Only two years 'til my wife is legal! Yeehaw!"

go bowe
06-22-2007, 02:22 PM
What kind of idiot marries a 16 year-old girl? Good Lord.jerry lee lewis?

woody what'shisname???

fwiw, the whole age thing sounds like a great idea to me, but i'm 59 going on 200 and might be somewhat biased...

JohninGpt
06-22-2007, 02:23 PM
After yesterday's story all I can say is, at least it wasn't her dad.
My thoughts exactly.

GoHuge
06-22-2007, 02:29 PM
After yesterday's story all I can say is, at least it wasn't her dad.Count me in on that as well.

My next thought was they can't even go to an R rated movie together :)

Micjones
06-22-2007, 02:30 PM
Her parents need to have their asses kicked.

JohninGpt
06-22-2007, 02:35 PM
Her parents need to have their asses kicked.
She's not too old for a good spanking...but that's why he loves her so much.

Garcia Bronco
06-22-2007, 02:38 PM
I am 32 and I was getting the business and good from a 18 year-old not to long ago. It doesn't suck.

Redrum_69
06-22-2007, 02:39 PM
None only did she excel in the Pole Vault....but the ball control on the shot put was outstanding....

Cave Johnson
06-22-2007, 03:38 PM
I am 32 and I was getting the business and good from a 18 year-old not to long ago. It doesn't suck.

How did you meet this 18 yo, pray tell?

Cave Johnson
06-22-2007, 03:39 PM
That's what they get for naming their kid WINDY.

Likely either dirty hippies or morans that couldn't spell.

ChiefaRoo
06-22-2007, 03:40 PM
He can take her to an R movie. He's the guardian.

Count Zarth
06-22-2007, 03:40 PM
I am 32 and I was getting the business and good from a 18 year-old not to long ago. It doesn't suck.

Hot.

ChiefaRoo
06-22-2007, 03:42 PM
By the way she IS too young to marry him IMO but who is to say they won't be together for the next 50 years? My Great Grandmother got married to my GGrandfather at 14 and they were married for 65 years. He was 19 when they got married.

ChiefFripp
06-22-2007, 03:51 PM
Well when she gets a little older (like 18) ,and realises she can get richer guys, she'll divorce his pedophile ass.

In the meantime,they should film their extended family getogethers and sell them to Lifetime.

chagrin
06-22-2007, 04:01 PM
Not that the News folks will ever follow up on this again, but my prediction is they divorce in less than 2 years. He's obviously a perv, showing interest in her from her age of 14 for pete's sake, and she's a dipshit kid, who will undoubtedly realize her mistake; just hope she doesn't bring home 2 kids to her parents to raise.

chagrin
06-22-2007, 04:02 PM
By the way she IS too young to marry him IMO but who is to say they won't be together for the next 50 years? My Great Grandmother got married to my GGrandfather at 14 and they were married for 65 years. He was 19 when they got married.


We are all expressing our thoughts about the matter dude, and your Great Grandfather was 19, not friggin 40. Besides, people today don't have the inner constitution that our grand folks had. This is a free agent wsociety, no way they stay together, and I am all for love - but dude, she was 14 and he was what, 38? yikes!

ChiefaRoo
06-22-2007, 04:45 PM
We are all expressing our thoughts about the matter dude, and your Great Grandfather was 19, not friggin 40. Besides, people today don't have the inner constitution that our grand folks had. This is a free agent wsociety, no way they stay together, and I am all for love - but dude, she was 14 and he was what, 38? yikes!

I tend to agree with you but in the end Mary Kay what's her name and that kid got together after he grew up and she got out of jail. Who knows. All I'm saying is would it be better for society for these two to stay together for a lifetime or for each of them to marry in their age group and get a divorce like 50% of America does? Again, she is too young but since the paperwork got filed it's legal and in the end they have the same chance of staying together as the rest of America.

ChiefaRoo
06-22-2007, 04:47 PM
Well when she gets a little older (lie 18) and realises she can get richer guys, she'll divorce is pedophile ass.

In the meantime,they should film their extended family getogethers and sell them to Lifetime.


What's money have to do with it? You're a little too cynical for me.

Rain Man
06-22-2007, 06:02 PM
I am 32 and I was getting the business and good from a 18 year-old not to long ago. It doesn't suck.

Don't worry. You just have to keep asking it.

L.A. Chieffan
06-22-2007, 06:34 PM
Her parents are retards. Sign a consent form?? Gimme a break. JUST SAY NO, make the ****in pederass go to jail. Problem solved.

Thig Lyfe
06-22-2007, 06:52 PM
Don't worry. You just have to keep asking it.

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Rain Man again."

GoHuge
06-22-2007, 07:43 PM
What's money have to do with it? You're a little too cynical for me.You seem really invested and defensive in this thread.

ChiefaRoo
06-22-2007, 07:48 PM
You seem really invested and defensive in this thread.

not really.

Sam Hall
06-22-2007, 10:46 PM
Her life obviously got off track somehow.

Thig Lyfe
06-22-2007, 10:53 PM
Her life obviously got off track somehow.

Hey-o!

Halfcan
06-22-2007, 11:00 PM
Her parents are retards. Sign a consent form?? Gimme a break. JUST SAY NO, make the ****in pederass go to jail. Problem solved.

yep he is a sick ****

Mr. Kotter
06-22-2007, 11:05 PM
But forty and sixteen? Big difference. yuck

Like what....46 and 19....yeah, yuck....or 48 and 21...YUCK.... :shake:

Oh, wait....WHO does that sound like??? :hmmm:

SICK Mutha-fuggin' bastards all. Period. :banghead:

Halfcan
06-22-2007, 11:09 PM
smells like teen spirit

Phobia
06-22-2007, 11:34 PM
As long as they're happy and it's legal, who am I to judge?

Fruit Ninja
06-22-2007, 11:42 PM
haha, if my sisters ever tried to do something liek that. My dad would have beat the ever living shit out of the guy to the point of death i bet. not lying either. lol

Oh Snap
06-23-2007, 12:08 AM
Thats just ****ed up.. How is this legal?



I am 32 and I was getting the business and good from a 18 year-old not to long ago. It doesn't suck.
she lied;)

Uncle_Ted
06-23-2007, 12:17 AM
Like what....46 and 19....yeah, yuck....or 48 and 21...YUCK.... :shake:

Oh, wait....WHO does that sound like??? :hmmm:


Maybe like the guy in your avatar? Isn't there about a 20+ year age difference between Fred and his current wife?

(sorry, I know it's not the same thing, but I couldn't resist)

DaneMcCloud
06-23-2007, 01:39 AM
haha, if my sisters ever tried to do something liek that. My dad would have beat the ever living shit out of the guy to the point of death i bet. not lying either. lol

Your dad would beat up a 40 year old track coach?? Wow, he must be a bad ass! Is he Chuck Norris? ROFL

ChiefaRoo
06-23-2007, 01:47 AM
haha, if my sisters ever tried to do something liek that. My dad would have beat the ever living shit out of the guy to the point of death i bet. not lying either. lol

Hey Dane, is this guy your cousin? Nice public schools you've got there out in Cali. :)

Rain Man
06-23-2007, 08:41 AM
Your dad would beat up a 40 year old track coach?? Wow, he must be a bad ass! Is he Chuck Norris? ROFL

He's not that tough. The hard part is catching him.

Sure-Oz
06-23-2007, 08:43 AM
stupid ass parents

Adept Havelock
06-23-2007, 10:34 AM
As long as they're happy and it's legal, who am I to judge?

Pretty much my take.
stupid ass parents
Again, pretty much my take.

I personally find it too May/December. Maybe I'm a bit of a hypocrite, but if they had waited another 2-4 years I'd feel a little better about it. The nice thing is that since it's entirely their problem, I don't really care about my gut reaction to it.

That said, how can the parents name their child "Windy" and then be surprised that she acts like an airhead. :shrug:

Sure-Oz
06-23-2007, 10:47 AM
Pretty much my take.

Again, pretty much my take.

I personally find it too May/December. Maybe I'm a bit of a hypocrite, but if they had waited another 2-4 years I'd feel a little better about it. The nice thing is that since it's entirely their problem, I don't really care about my gut reaction to it.

That said, how can the parents name their child "Windy" and then be surprised that she acts like an airhead. :shrug:
yeah its pretty ridiculous, shes 16 and her parents had "no choice" whatever, idiots. Yeah f she was 21+ go for it, still old but would atelast seem LEGAL, that dude looks scary too.

stevieray
06-23-2007, 10:52 AM
my oldest daughter is fourteen...the thought of a 38 year old man developing a serious relationship with her is unsettling, to say the least.

Sure-Oz
06-23-2007, 10:53 AM
my oldest daughter is fourteen...the thought of a 38 year old man developing a serious relationship with her is unsettling, to say the least.
id sense you'd beat his ass with a guitar

milkman
06-23-2007, 10:53 AM
Are we absolutely certain that she isn't cloned from him?

stevieray
06-23-2007, 10:54 AM
id sense you'd beat his ass with a guitar

LOL

stevieray
06-23-2007, 10:56 AM
Are we absolutely certain that she isn't cloned from him?

at first I thought she looked more like his daughter, than his girlfriend.

Valiant
06-23-2007, 11:08 AM
Looks like Lance Armstrong went from Allanis, to Paris to a 14 year old...

Bob Dole
06-23-2007, 11:38 AM
The world is full of dirty old men.

Bob Dole tries not to think about his gf's mother giving birth as Bob Dole accepted his high school diploma.

blueballs
06-23-2007, 11:40 AM
tough love to the extreme
she will learn though

ChiefFripp
06-23-2007, 01:45 PM
I bet she blames her parents when her marriage goes bad. " Why did you let me ?!"

Ultra Peanut
06-23-2007, 07:13 PM
http://imgred.com/http://qdev.mirror.waffleimages.com/i/50/501c1e5308dc51bfb9a97087c84464b8529be4e0.jpg

Sure-Oz
06-23-2007, 07:39 PM
http://imgred.com/http://qdev.mirror.waffleimages.com/i/50/501c1e5308dc51bfb9a97087c84464b8529be4e0.jpg
ROFL

Baconeater
06-23-2007, 08:39 PM
Holy shit, now that's funny. I didn't even notice what was different about that pic right away.

milkman
06-23-2007, 10:13 PM
Holy shit, now that's funny. I didn't even notice what was different about that pic right away.

Hell, if he didn't have 5:00 shadow, you might never have noticed.