I have a date.

[luv]

I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****

[ChiefsFan4Life]

Is this a "blind" date or have you both exchanged pics?

[Bugeater]

Okay, I wasn't going to, but I'm a glutton for punishment....

I have a date tomorrow afternoon with a man that I've been talking to from match.com. He travels a lot for his job. So much that he doesn't really call anyplace home. He's flying here from Chicago for the weekend. I've been talking to this guy on the phone and on IM for about three or four weeks now. I'm excited to finally meet him, yet I'm nervous since I know I'm the reason he's flying here.

Wish me luck!

And, no, he's not bringing grape Gatorade.
:hmmm: Sounds fishy. I bet he has six wives all in different cities.

[luv]

Is this a "blind" date or have you both exchanged pics?
We've exchanged pictures.

[Sure-Oz]

One of my friends met her fiance off there, eh shit can happen. Nice guy too, she deserved it.

Best of luck LUV

[luv]

:hmmm: Sounds fishy. I bet he has six wives all in different cities.
LOL

I thought about stuff like that, too. I think he's alright. We're meeting somewhere public for lunch.

[bogie]

Where are you meeting him?

[88TG88]

He flew all the way from Chicago to meet you.

Wow, he is a better man than I.

[luv]

Where are you meeting him?
At a restaurant downtown.

[Thig Lyfe]

Ooooh, a vagabond. Sounds mysterious.

[luv]

He flew all the way from Chicago to meet you.

Wow, he is a better man than I.
It's relatively cheap for him. He's racked up the frequent flyer miles.

[bogie]

LOL

I thought about stuff like that, too. I think he's alright. We're meeting somewhere public for lunch.

Good, meet him in public. How long is he planning to stay in town?

[bogie]

What does he do for a living?

[luv]

Good, meet him in public. How long is he planning to stay in town?
Just the weekend. We haven't made any plans beyond lunch, just in case things don't go well.

[luv]

What does he do for a living?
You ask more questions than my dad!

Soemthing to do with computers and consulting.

[Sure-Oz]

You ask more questions than my dad!

Soemthing to do with computers and consulting.
What kind of car does he drive?

[bogie]

Just the weekend. We haven't made any plans beyond lunch, just in case things don't go well.

I hope he turns out to be a great guy and you have a great time with him.

[bogie]

You ask more questions than my dad!

Soemthing to do with computers and consulting.

I care for you.

[bogie]

Has he ever been married?

[Bugeater]

You ask more questions than my dad!

Soemthing to do with computers and consulting.
How old his he? What are his hobbies? Is he a Chiefs fan?

[bogie]

How old his he? What are his hobbies? Is he a Chiefs fan?

See. I'm not the only one that cares.

[JBucc]

Make sure to fill out your next of kin thing so we'll know who to contact when you disappear.

[Joie]

Good luck, luv. Lunch is a good date idea. There's no pressure.

[luv]

How old his he? What are his hobbies? Is he a Chiefs fan?
He's 32. He's divorced. He has two kids, 7 and 3, that live with their mom in South Dakota. He likes to cook and woodwork. He's not really a big sports fan in general.

[Bugeater]

See. I'm not the only one that cares.
I'm just being nosey.

[tmax63]

As my daddy used to say "be good, good at it or name it after me". I met the lady that I've been with for the last 10+ years thru the want ads but I'll reiterate be cautious and safe.

[Mr. Kotter]

I don't want to sound like an old fogey, or your dad, but....just be careful.

Remember, no matter how nice guys are, no matter how sincere we may appear, and no matter how much you think you know us....you have to always be aware of our motives.

If he's willing to spend time, effort, and patience, getting to know you. If he's open, and honest (...not hiding behind being "shy" or "wanting to move on from that part" of their life....or if things just generally seem to be, ambiguous)...and he seems genuinely interested in you and your life, then...well...it's probably worth the "risk."

Otherwise, you and I know he's looking for one thing. There's an old saying you've probably heard, that is really true about nearly every man I've ever known--including myself BTW. "If you are getting the milk for free, why buy the cow?"

:)



P.S. -- the tie in to Moooo is completely conincidental, though it is pretty funny...heh. :p

[luv]

I don't want to sound like an old fogey, or your dad, but....just be careful.

Remember, no matter how nice guys are, no matter how sincere we may appear, and no matter how much you think you know us....you have to always be aware of our motives.

If he's willing to spend time, effort, and patience, getting to know you. If he's open, and honest (...not hiding behind being "shy" or "wanting to move on from that part" of their life....or if things just generally seem to be, ambiguous)...and seems genuinely interested in you and your life, then...well...it's probably worth the "risk."

Otherwise, you and I know he's looking for one thing. There's an old saying you've probably heard, that is really true about nearly every man I've ever known--including myself BTW. "If you are getting the milk for free, why buy the cow."

:)



P.S. -- the tie in to Moooo is completely conincidental, though it is pretty funny...heh. :p
Very good. LOL

There will be no milking this weekend.

[Joie]

He's 32. He's divorced. He has two kids, 7 and 3, that live with their mom in South Dakota. He likes to cook and woodwork. He's not really a big sports fan in general.
You can fix that. Is he cute?

[Mr. Kotter]

... He's not really a big sports fan in general.

He's GD gay then. :shake:

Forget him, now....and save yourself the heartache of losing him to a man. :p

[Sure-Oz]

Post pics so we can determine if he's scary larry

[Rain Man]

So he travels so much that he doesn't have a home phone number, eh? I wonder what his wife thinks about that.

[Bugeater]

He's 32. He's divorced. He has two kids, 7 and 3, that live with their mom in South Dakota. He likes to cook and woodwork. He's not really a big sports fan in general.
Meh. I don't approve, keep looking.

[ChiefsFire]

So he travels so much that he doesn't have a home phone number, eh? I wonder what his wife thinks about that.

How do you know he doesnt have a home phone?

[bogie]

Very good. LOL

There will be no milking this weekend.

Good job.

[88TG88]

Make sure to fill out your next of kin thing so we'll know who to contact when you disappear.
ROFL

[burt]

I am living vicariously thru Luv......how sad.

[chagrin]

Luv - just be very cautious with some dude who is willing to fly to KC for a blind date.
Good luck though, seriously

[Griswald]

milkman is flying in for the weekend? :shrug:





J/K!! good luck luv!

[Fire Me Boy!]

I just need to know if he knows how to properly pimp slap?

Seriously, be careful. Let someone know where you'll be and what time you'll be home.

[convict1983]

Okay, I wasn't going to, but I'm a glutton for punishment....

I have a date tomorrow afternoon with a man that I've been talking to from match.com. He travels a lot for his job. So much that he doesn't really call anyplace home. He's flying here from Chicago for the weekend. I've been talking to this guy on the phone and on IM for about three or four weeks now. I'm excited to finally meet him, yet I'm nervous since I know I'm the reason he's flying here.

Wish me luck!







And, no, he's not bringing grape Gatorade.

ROFL at the poor souls that have to date over the internet.

[burt]

I just need to know if he knows how to properly pimp slap?

Seriously, be careful. Let someone know where you'll be and what time you'll be home.

and if he brings Grape Gatorade, RUN!!! THE FIX IS IN....HE'S IN THE KNOW!!!!!(some one had to go there.... :hmmm: )

[Direckshun]

If you guys drive anywhere, make sure to read streets signs to him.

Works every time.

[Buehler445]

Good luck Luv. It's always a tough step to take meeting someone new. Just relax and try not to worry.

[JBucc]

:hmmm:

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/7477/moooym6.png

[Fire Me Boy!]

ROFL at the poor souls that have to date over the internet.
There's nothing at all wrong with that. Sometimes people like to go outside of their own gene pool to date. You should try it. Asshole.

[Coach]

:hmmm:

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/7477/moooym6.png

Heh, whoever did the photoshopping of that, good work, but deftinaly not the best of work.

[convict1983]

There's nothing at all wrong with that. Sometimes people like to go outside of their own gene pool to date. You should try it. Asshole.

Touche ROFL

I guess I just like meeting people in real life like at bars, parties...and bars.

But hey, dont mind me. If you arent able to find someone the ol' fashion way then by all means find some poor sap online.

[luv]

I just need to know if he knows how to properly pimp slap?

Seriously, be careful. Let someone know where you'll be and what time you'll be home.
I'm scared to tell anyone for the fact that I'm afraid they'll show up there!

[Sure-Oz]

Touche ROFL

I guess I just like meeting people in real life like at bars, parties...and bars.

But hey, dont mind me. If you arent able to find someone the ol' fashion way then by all means find some poor sap online.
One of my friends met his fiance off some online thing, she is gorgeous as hell and cool, he got VERY lucky though. She just got bored and tried it after dating numerous assholes. It's a way to meet people i guess and see whats out there, makes it very easy for many.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Touche ROFL

I guess I just like meeting people in real life like at bars, parties...and bars.

But hey, dont mind me. If you arent able to find someone the ol' fashion way then by all means find some poor sap online.
Sounds to me like you should go to more bars. And by all means... drive home.

[luv]

Touche ROFL

I guess I just like meeting people in real life like at bars, parties...and bars.

But hey, dont mind me. If you arent able to find someone the ol' fashion way then by all means find some poor sap online.
Bars and parties. I don't think it's a relationship you're looking for. That, and Springfield is 52% female and 48% male. The only males that don't have SO's are figgin retarded.

[Fire Me Boy!]

I'm scared to tell anyone for the fact that I'm afraid they'll show up there!
In the least, tell your dad. Hell, tell someone here and give a phone number. Then, when you get home, send that person a PM or give them a call.

It's really a smart thing to do. You've done one really smart thing in meeting him at a public place. Don't stop there -- keep doing the smart things, like making sure someone knows where you're supposed to be and when you're supposed to be home.

[Saulbadguy]

ROFL

[luv]

In the least, tell your dad. Hell, tell someone here and give a phone number. Then, when you get home, send that person a PM or give them a call.

It's really a smart thing to do. You've done one really smart thing in meeting him at a public place. Don't stop there -- keep doing the smart things, like making sure someone knows where you're supposed to be and when you're supposed to be home.
My boss (friend of mine) knows where I'm going. I have no clue what time I'll be home. If things are going well, we'll probably go out that evening too.

[luv]

ROFL
Say it.

[Griswald]

Touche ROFL

I guess I just like meeting people in real life like at bars, parties...and bars.

But hey, dont mind me. If you arent able to find someone the ol' fashion way then by all means find some poor sap online.
Says the stud who's home and online on a friday night..heh.

[burt]

Says the stud who's home and online on a friday night..heh.

He's just waiting for the gals to get a little booze in their system...it always makes him more handsome....

[convict1983]

Says the stud who's home and online on a friday night..heh.

Uhhh its like 7:30 here genius. I dont go out until 10pm.

[Griswald]

He's just waiting for the gals to get a little booze in their system...it always makes him more handsome....
That's gonna take a lot of time and a lot of booze. it will be tomorrow already.

[Griswald]

Uhhh its like 7:30 here genius. I dont go out until 10pm.
Ah yes, lightweights always go out late.

[burt]

Uhhh its like 7:30 here genius. I dont go out until 10pm.

my point made.......

[convict1983]

Ah yes, lightweights always go out late.

10pm is late? Maybe for you old man. ROFL

[Griswald]

10pm is late? Maybe for you old man. ROFL
You are really a dumbass.how could you not understand what I said?LMAO I'll go out at 7 or 8 and close the place..you have to go out late because you're a LIGHTWEIGHT. you might get too drunk..haha ROFL

[Direckshun]

Fightclub just sounds like a guy who can't hold his liquor.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Fightclub just sounds like a guy who can't hold his liquor.
See... he sounds to me like a guy who can't get laid unless he finds a gal who can't hold HER liquor.

[luv]

Uhhh its like 7:30 here genius. I dont go out until 10pm.
Is that when the high school girls arrive at the house party?

[Fire Me Boy!]

Is that when the high school girls arrive at the house party?
Well, luv, they can't get there earlier... they have to wait till bedtime to sneak out.

[luv]

Nice.


I'm going to get some food.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

POST THE DAMN PROFILE LINK!!!!

Or at least his picture.

[Coach]

Nice.


I'm going to get some food.

Pizza, please.

[luv]

POST THE DAMN PROFILE LINK!!!!

Or at least his picture.
I MIGHT once I get home from work.

[Griswald]

POST THE DAMN PROFILE LINK!!!!

Or at least his picture.
Maybe we should hook you up with fightclub.

[convict1983]

You are really a dumbass.how could you not understand what I said?LMAO I'll go out at 7 or 8 and close the place..you have to go out late because you're a LIGHTWEIGHT. you might get too drunk..haha ROFL

ROFL wow there are a lot of morons on here. I think I better head out before some of you start hurting yourselves from thinking too much haha.

ONly douche bags go to the bars early. There is NOBODY there at like 7 or 8. Besides, there is this little thing called "pre drinking" that a lot of young people like to do.

[Coach]

Maybe we should hook you up with fightclub.

Not a bad idea. Who should be his first opponent?

[greg63]

Congrats luv! Best of luck to you. :)

[convict1983]

Is that when the high school girls arrive at the house party?

:shake:

Enjoy your internet date. He sounds like a real winner (divorced with two kids, from SD and dislikes sports) ROFL

Have a fun weekend ! :)

[Fire Me Boy!]

:shake:

Enjoy your internet date. He sounds like a real winner (divorced with two kids, from SD and dislikes sports) ROFL

Have a fun weekend ! :)
It's official.

Your and idiot.

[Coach]

ROFL wow there are a lot of morons on here. I think I better head out before some of you start hurting yourselves from thinking too much haha.

ONly douche bags go to the bars early. There is NOBODY there at like 7 or 8. Besides, there is this little thing called "pre drinking" that a lot of young people like to do.

Wow, at this rate we should easily reach your level of moronism in the next ten years. :rolleyes:

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

OK, honestly, I guess it's time for me to come clean, too.

I also have a date.













































Lots of 'em!

http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/5602/datefruitt0342bz4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Griswald]

ROFL wow there are a lot of morons on here. I think I better head out before some of you start hurting yourselves from thinking too much haha.

ONly douche bags go to the bars early. There is NOBODY there at like 7 or 8. Besides, there is this little thing called "pre drinking" that a lot of young people like to do.
You're a lost puppy dog, shit for brains. you're obviously too young to drink legally, that's for sure. go hit your dad's nyquil before you go out into the mean streets of San Diego and try and ''hook up'' with something special..buh bye.

[Pestilence]

:shake:

Enjoy your internet date. He sounds like a real winner (divorced with two kids, from SD and dislikes sports) ROFL

Have a fun weekend ! :)


What the **** is wrong with being from South Dakota?

Good luck Luv. Just be careful.

[greg63]

You're a lost puppy dog, shit for brains. you're obviously too young to drink legally, that's for sure. go hit your dad's nyquil before you go out into the mean streets of San Diego and try and ''hook up'' with something special..buh bye.

LMAO

You're being to kind, and in fact insulting lost puppy dogs and people who have crap for brains everywhere in San Diego. :D

[GoHuge]

8 out of 10 times I've been dissapointed in deals like this, but every once in a while you get surprised. Prettier than you thought, nicer tits, etc....

[L.A. Chieffan]

8 out of 10 times I've been dissapointed in deals like this, but every once in a while you get surprised. Prettier than you thought, nicer tits, etc....
How are his tits Luv?

[Pestilence]

How are his tits Luv?
ROFL

[Fire Me Boy!]

8 out of 10 times I've been dissapointed in deals like this, but every once in a while you get surprised. Prettier than you thought, nicer tits, etc....
That would be ESPECIALLY sweet if luv's date was prettier than she thought and had nicer tits.

The latest CP drama: luv goes lesbo.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Prettier than you thought, nicer tits, etc....

Yup.

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/9228/alc20lv9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/3356/prettyqe6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/1406/hallow78mz6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Pestilence]

Yup.

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/9228/alc20lv9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/3356/prettyqe6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/1406/hallow78mz6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


Who the hell is that?

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Who the hell is that?

Bitch I chatted up a few years ago.

[L.A. Chieffan]

kinda looks like Lohan. Without all the blow.

[Griswald]

LMAO

You're being to kind, and in fact insulting lost puppy dogs and people who have crap for brains everywhere in San Diego. :D
You get the ''Post of the week nomination'' for that. ;)

And I'm terribly sorry for insulting all puppy dogs and people with shit for brains in San Diego. :wayne:

We have to have Buckinkaeding put a tail on this tool.

[Pestilence]

Bitch I chatted up a few years ago.


And what happened to her? She found out you wrote for Warpaint?

[L.A. Chieffan]

The chick looks alright but the car looks even better

[Simply Red]

Keep a close eye on him, don't let him wonder around by himself in your house.

[GoHuge]

Who the hell is that?Looks yummy! She would be part of the nicer tits scenario.

[greg63]

You get the ''Post of the week nomination'' for that. ;)

And I'm terribly sorry for insulting all puppy dogs and people with shit for brains in San Diego. :wayne:

We have to have Buckinkaeding put a tail on this tool.

:D

LOL!! No doubt; what an idiot.

[Pestilence]

Looks yummy! She would be part of the nicer tits scenario.

I'd put it in her butt.

[greg63]

Keep a close eye on him, don't let him wonder around by himself in your house.

LMAO

[GoHuge]

Hey Luv post a pic of this guy. Get the real CP dating advice going.

[Phobia]

I'm scared to tell anyone for the fact that I'm afraid they'll show up there!

In Springfield? It would be the biggest ChiefsPlanet outing ever.

[Saulbadguy]

OK, honestly, I guess it's time for me to come clean, too.

I also have a date.













































Lots of 'em!

http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/5602/datefruitt0342bz4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://www.theindyexperience.com/interviews/img/davies_interview1.gif

Bad dates.

[blueballs]

it is best to get the nervousness right out of the way
bring saran wrap and a condom to lunch
just jump right into a 69 -or massage his balls

[Phobia]

If the dude is flying into Springfield just to see you, the only thing to do is bring a friend and treat him to a proper threesome. Congratulations one and all.

[Simply Red]

Well Luv, It's funny. From time to time, I converse with women in public. You know, maybe a waitress or a pharmacists etc.

I always have an alarm/indicator click that tells me: SR, if you were still single this is one you'd go after (ask out.) Though married, I still know when I would('ve) "made the move."

However,

I've only been married for three years. But the thought of dating just sounds so different now.

It's funny. Anyhow best of luck. YOU GO GIRL!! *snapping fingers and wrist*

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

And what happened to her? She found out you wrote for Warpaint?

No, she just sort of disappeared.

[Coach]

No, she just sort of disappeared.

In other words, do we need to alert the authorties?

[GoHuge]

No, she just sort of disappeared.It happens.

[Griswald]

No, she just sort of disappeared.
Clayton, you have to make the girl have at least one orgasm if you want her to be the least bit interested. I have a strange feeling you didn't rise to the occasion.

[luv]

I'll bet GoChiefs really knows how to treat a lady.

[FAX]

Chat him up about torsion fields, Ms. luv.

He'll be yours forever.

FAX

[SPchief]

Don't forget to introduce him to the planet. It seems to work for Stummpy

[luv]

Don't forget to introduce him to the planet. It seems to work for Stummpy
HELL NO!

[KurtCobain]

HELL NO!

I've already arranged for him to meet a bunch of paneteers a the Bears game.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Clayton, you have to make the girl have at least one orgasm if you want her to be the least bit interested. I have a strange feeling you didn't rise to the occasion.

We chatted twice on AIM and she disappeared. WTF was I supposed to do?

[KurtCobain]

We chatted twice on AIM and she disappeared. WTF was I supposed to do?

Stalk that bitch.

[blueballs]

Luv's muffin man
no male will want to look at this link
http://www.scottparent.net/Images/Muffins.jpg

[SPchief]

Stalk that bitch.


GoChiefs' idea of stalking someone is circiling around the block of a girls house over and over and over.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Stalk that bitch.

Her AIM name was "GirlUsed." See if she comes online LOL.

[Pestilence]

We chatted twice on AIM and she disappeared. WTF was I supposed to do?

Did she see a picture of you? That's not meant to be mean either....I'm just asking.

[KurtCobain]

Her AIM name was "GirlUsed." See if she comes online LOL.

She better hope she doesn't.

[luv]

Luv's muffin man
no male will want to look at this link
http://www.scottparent.net/Images/Muffins.jpg
LOL

[Phobia]

I'll bet GoChiefs really knows how to treat a lady.

Heh. I'll bet he knows how to treat her for the first 30 seconds.

[KurtCobain]

I found a date online once, but she had muffins in her butthole.

[Halfcan]

so did the date go good??

hope so you deserve a good man for a change

[Guru]

You ask more questions than my dad!

Soemthing to do with computers and consulting.
Better find out his blood type.

[KurtCobain]

Bitch I chatted up a few years ago.

A few years ago? And you still have her pics?

Stalker.

[luv]

so did the date go good??

hope so you deserve a good man for a change
It's tomorrow afternoon.

[Guru]

so did the date go good??

hope so you deserve a good man for a change

Trouble paying attention?

[Halfcan]

It's tomorrow afternoon.

Best of luck!

[luv]

Best of luck!
Thanks.

Where have you been?

[Phobia]

We chatted twice on AIM and she disappeared. WTF was I supposed to do?Chatted twice and you're saving her pictures forever? Jeesh. You really need to get out of the batter's box, dude.

[Halfcan]

Thanks.

Where have you been?

Fixing up my house, putting it up for sale and working.

[Halfcan]

Trouble paying attention?

lol with that many responses-figured it was old.

[Guru]

lol with that many responses-figured it was old.
But this is a Luv thread. Since when have those not drawn out the mass posters?

[luv]

But this is a Luv thread. Since when have those not drawn out the mass posters?
What can I say? People love the luv. I'm irresistable!

[Halfcan]

But this is a Luv thread. Since when have those not drawn out the mass posters?

yep its a hot ticket on Fri night-lol

[Guru]

What can I say? People love the luv. I'm irresistable!
Wake up and get over yourself. :rolleyes: :)

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Did she see a picture of you? That's not meant to be mean either....I'm just asking.

I have no idea.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Chatted twice and you're saving her pictures forever? Jeesh. You really need to get out of the batter's box, dude.

LOL...I just don't delete anything. I wouldn't be able to show 'em in this thread now, would I?

[Pestilence]

I have no idea.

You have no idea?

Just tell the truth.....she didn't look like Larry Johnson so you booted her to the curb.

[Halfcan]

LOL...I just don't delete anything. I wouldn't be able to show 'em in this thread now, would I?

if she is hot-I wouldnt have a prob with it

[milkman]

I found a date online once, but she had muffins in her butthole.

She was the girl of your dreams!

[Logical]

I seriously hope you are taking a friend on this first meeting. You cannot be too careful these days. Good luck luv.

[stumppy]

Don't forget to introduce him to the planet. It seems to work for Stummpy


That seems to work out better for the planet than it does for me.



Well, actually it did work out pretty well for me with the last one. As long as you all kept her entertained I didn't have to engage in any conversation with her.:D

[Guru]

That seems to work out better for the planet than it does for me.



Well, actually it did work out pretty well for me with the last one. As long as you all kept her entertained I didn't have to engage in any conversation with her.:D
Check your email Stumppy

[88TG88]

I'd put it in her butt.
ROFL
What a class act.

[Pestilence]

ROFL
What a class act.

Thank you Thank you. This probably explains why I'm still single. lol

[Halfcan]

If she wants it in her butt then-oh nevermind they all do-lol

[Frankie]

What does he do for a living?
International hitman.

[luv]

Everybody ready?

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

DO EEEEEET! DO EEEEET NOOOOOW!

[Guru]

Everybody ready?
for what?

[luv]

.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Creepy.

[Frankie]

Everybody ready?
You make it sound like an orgy! It's a date with ONE guy for pete's sake.......
.....Isn't it?

[luv]

Creepy.
Didn't this say something about Phil's brother?

[Phobia]

If gochiefs says he's creepy, you'd better listen. He knows creepy.

Seriously, dude looks like a normal guy. I hope you get whatever you want out of it.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Phil's brother?

[Phobia]

Didn't this say something about Phil's brother?

My brother? Because the dude has a goatee and a ballcap?

[luv]

If gochiefs says he's creepy, you'd better listen. He knows creepy.

Seriously, dude looks like a normal guy. I hope you get whatever you want out of it.
What I want out of it is a nice lunch with a nice guy who can hold up his end of a conversation. I think I'll get that.

[luv]

Phil's brother?
You asked if I was going out with Phil's brother. Or were my eyes playing tricks on me?

[Phobia]

What I want out of it is a nice lunch with a nice guy who can hold up his end of a conversation. I think I'll get that.

Dude is flying 500 miles to see YOU. I hope you both get more than that. Let's not kid ourselves.

[Guru]

.
Hmmmm, whats with the seat cover there? What does he do in that back seat? :hmmm:

[Frankie]

Seriously, dude looks like a normal guy. I hope you get whatever you want out of it.
Yeah, don't let the cold stare and the glossy eyes scare you. :p

[luv]

Dude is flying 500 miles to see YOU. I hope you both get more than that. Let's not kid ourselves.
I'm not really sure what you're implying, but I don't think I appreciate it.

[luv]

Hmmmm, whats with the seat cover there? What does he do in that back seat? :hmmm:
It's a cab in China.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Now it's time for hazing.

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/8830/poopgl0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Phobia]

I'm not really sure what you're implying.

Implying? I'm not implying anything. I'm saying if you like the dude you should definitely give him the business.

[luv]

Implying? I'm not implying anything. I'm saying if you like the dude you should definitely give him the business.
It's a friggin' first date!

[Logical]

.A face only a serial killer could love.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

A face only a serial killer could love.

GoChiefs + Logical where is our third confirmation?

[Phobia]

It's a friggin' first date!

Well, have a second date for dinner then. Jeez. Don't get all insulted.

[Frankie]

Well, have a second date for dinner then. Jeez. Don't get all insulted.
If I ever get a date with this guy, you can insult me all you want.
:p

[Guru]

Well, have a second date for dinner then. Jeez. Don't get all insulted.
Way to go Phil!!!! :shake: ROFL

[luv]

If I ever get a date with this guy, you can insult me all you want.
:p
Are you easy, too?

[Frankie]

Are you easy, too?
What do you mean "too?"

[luv]

What do you mean "too?"
I was under the impression that I appear to be.

[Phobia]

I was under the impression that I appear to be.

When you consider the whole mooo and endelt thing, yes.

But when you consider that you've only actually done it 7 times, definitely not.

[Frankie]

I was under the impression that I appear to be.
you are just self-conscious. First date jitters. Nobody has accused you of being easy.

[Phobia]

I've decided that I know far too much about your sex-life, Luv. Please .... tell me more.

[Frankie]

When you consider the whole mooo and endelt thing, yes.

But when you consider that you've only actually done it 7 times, definitely not.
Endelt thing?!.... Oh please do tell.

[luv]

When you consider the whole mooo and endelt thing, yes.

But when you consider that you've only actually done it 7 times, definitely not.
I didn't sleep with Moooo on the first or second date. ENDelt was an obvious drunken mistake.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Man...torrid.

[Frankie]

I didn't sleep with Moooo on the first or second date. ENDelt was an obvious drunken mistake.
Isn't Endelt spoken for?... I'm sooo confused!

[Phobia]

I didn't sleep with Moooo on the first or second date. ENDelt was an obvious drunken mistake.

I think that when somebody flies hundreds of miles to see you, you can save the whole "nice wholesome girl" thing for somebody else. If you like him and you guys have a nice time, let your hair down.

[luv]

I think that when somebody flies hundreds of miles to see you, you can save the whole "nice wholesome girl" thing for somebody else. If you like him and you guys have a nice time, let your hair down.
If that's all he flew here for, the he can fly his ass elsewhere. Don't think I won't let him know that if it comes down to it tomorrow.

[Phobia]

If that's all he flew here for, the he can fly his ass elsewhere. Don't think I won't let him know that if it comes down to it tomorrow.

Please. He's a dude. Of course that's what he's flying down for. He's gonna be on his very best behavior and say all the right things to you. You'll both have a nice time and end up in the sack. What's wrong with consenting adults participating in a little hanky panky? You're a grown woman. It's okay.

[Ebolapox]

When you consider the whole mooo and endelt thing, yes.

But when you consider that you've only actually done it 7 times, definitely not.

so not only did she give it up to m0000, but brian as well??

goddamn... I'm out of the loop information wise I guess

[Dunit35]

Please. He's a dude. Of course that's what he's flying down for. He's gonna be on his very best behavior and say all the right things to you. You'll both have a nice time and end up in the sack. What's wrong with consenting adults participating in a little hanky panky? You're a grown woman. It's okay.


Where protection though...

[Halfcan]

Now it's time for hazing.

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/8830/poopgl0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

now that is funny

[SPchief]

This thread has hall of classics written all over it.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

I'd recommend not ****ing him just yet. Who knows what VD he could have.

[Halfcan]

If that's all he flew here for, the he can fly his ass elsewhere. Don't think I won't let him know that if it comes down to it tomorrow.

Nothing wrong with doing it on the first date??

[Phobia]

I'd recommend not ****ing him just yet. Who knows what VD he could have.

Dude is flying 500 miles. If he were at risk for VD, he'd be dating one of the 3,000,000 ladies in Chicago. I'm guessing he hasn't had a taste since his divorce.

[Halfcan]

Where protection though...

Where should he where it-lol

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

I am registering a match.com account.

[luv]

Please. He's a dude. Of course that's what he's flying down for. He's gonna be on his very best behavior and say all the right things to you. You'll both have a nice time and end up in the sack. What's wrong with consenting adults participating in a little hanky panky? You're a grown woman. It's okay.
There's nothing wrong with it. The dude says he's looking for a serious relationship. To me, that means respect. I have to respect myself enough not to let it happen, and he has to respect me enough not to try after one day together.

[Halfcan]

Dude is flying 500 miles. If he were at risk for VD, he'd be dating one of the 3,000,000 ladies in Chicago. I'm guessing he hasn't had a taste since his divorce.

bingo

I wonder if he knows he is a new superstar on the Planet yet??

[88TG88]

I am registering a match.com account.
If its free i'll sign up to.

That should kill some time.

[Halfcan]

GC has made him a star with that creepy pic!

[Dunit35]

Where should he where it-lol


Shit, didn't see...wear...cock.

[luv]

If its free i'll sign up to.

That should kill some time.
It's free unless you actually want to email someone.

[luv]

Shit, didn't see...wear...cock.
How much have you had to drink tonight, son?

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

It's free unless you actually want to email someone.

Bloody hell. What about IM?

[Dunit35]

How much have you had to drink tonight, son?


Nothing for me...have to be up at 7:30 though. Floating the river tomorrow baby...gonna kick ass.

[Halfcan]

If its free i'll sign up to.

That should kill some time.

Glad I found a nice girl-I had already recycled through the Yahoo chicks several times over. Crazee biatchs!

[SPchief]

and he has to respect me enough not to try after one day together.


No offense Luv, but I'm being honest here. Number one goal in EVERY guy's mind is to get some. Sure we all are looking for a good relationship, but that comes later. EVERY guy is looking to get some when they can.

[luv]

Bloody hell. What about IM?
You have to contact them in order to get them your info. Unless you go around the filter they have. Like, I would say...if you luv_2_rite then you should say yahoo! Something corny like that.

[tk13]

bingo

I wonder if he knows he is a new superstar on the Planet yet??
I'm sure he'd be thrilled.

[luv]

No offense Luv, but I'm being honest here. Number one goal in EVERY guy's mind is to get some. Sure we all are looking for a good relationship, but that comes later. EVERY guy is looking to get some when they can.
You honestly have respect for a woman who gives it up on the first date?

[Halfcan]

No offense Luv, but I'm being honest here. Number one goal in EVERY guy's mind is to get some. Sure we all are looking for a good relationship, but that comes later. EVERY guy is looking to get some when they can.

Yep screw him and see if it is even worth having a "relationship" with him-especially long distance.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

You have to contact them in order to get them your info. Unless you go around the filter they have. Like, I would say...if you luv_2_rite then you should say yahoo! Something corny like that.

Screw it. I'm going back to plentyoffish. Maybe Allison is still there.

[Phobia]

There's nothing wrong with it. The dude says he's looking for a serious relationship. To me, that means respect. I have to respect myself enough not to let it happen, and he has to respect me enough not to try after one day together.

He's looking for a serious long-distance relationship? Seriously? Who does that? Can he just fly down to see you anytime he wishes? That's not very practical. Are you prepared to move to wherever he is?

I don't have a problem with internet relationships but I think for any hope of a long-term relationship you have to at least live within a couple hours of one another, unless he's loaded and flies wherever he wishes on a whim.

Screw all the talk about respect. That's silly. If you're attracted to one another, why waste time beating around the bush? What's the difference if you make him wait 2 days or two weeks? Who cares?

If you like him, go for it.

[Dunit35]

You honestly have respect for a woman who gives it up on the first date?


Me, no. I'd consider that a slut. It took 8 dates before the fiance and I did anything. The 8 dates took about a month.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Ah. Good times. The link is dead but several portions of the chat transcript were copied.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=115296&page=2&pp=80

[luv]

Me, no. I'd consider that a slut. It took 8 dates before the fiance and I did anything. The 8 dates took about a month.
Bingo.

[Halfcan]

You honestly have respect for a woman who gives it up on the first date?

Depends on her background. If she has been out of a relationship and has not been with anyone for say 9 months and she jumps your bones-how can you hold that against her. If it is good he will be back.

[Phobia]

You honestly have respect for a woman who gives it up on the first date?

It's not like you're both virgins. He's gone to considerable effort to see you. That's like 10 dates right there. You've already done all that getting to know you crap by talking to him online for weeks and weeks. This isn't your first date. You've been dating online.

[Halfcan]

Bingo.

Just because a girl doesnt give it up to you on the first date does not mean she has not done it before.

[SPchief]

You honestly have respect for a woman who gives it up on the first date?


Depends on the circumstance.

[luv]

Depends on the circumstance.
BS. The harder you have to work for something, the more you appreciate it once you get it.

[SPchief]

It's not like you're both virgins. He's gone to considerable effort to see you. That's like 10 dates right there. You've already done all that getting to know you crap by talking to him online for weeks and weeks. This isn't your first date. You've been dating online.


Yep. The guy is expecting atleast a BJ out of this

[88TG88]

You honestly have respect for a woman who gives it up on the first date?
I wouldn't hold it against her.
Who could possibly resist a physical specimen such as myself.

[Phobia]

I'm not trying to coerce you into something you don't want to do, Luv. I'm just saying that creepy dude should get some serious credit for flying to meet with you. It's not like he's picking you up in a bar.

Even if he has frequent flier miles, there's still a significant investment. Those things are worth currency. He could fly anywhere in the country but he chose to come visit you.

[Halfcan]

BS. The harder you have to work for something, the more you appreciate it once you get it.

sorry but there are too many options out there to play Little House of the Prairie with him.

[Phobia]

BS. The harder you have to work for something, the more you appreciate it once you get it.

Oh jeez - he's working his tail off flying to see you.

[luv]

sorry but there are too many options out there to play Little House of the Prairie with him.
Maybe it's personal with me. I've been a little too willing to give the physical to get the emotional. I'm telling myself to hold back. I'm telling myself that I'm worth waiting for.

[SPchief]

BTW, are you sure he isn't a member of CP? He seems to fit the protocol based on his pic.

[Halfcan]

Maybe it's personal with me. I've been a little too willing to give the physical to get the emotional. I'm telling myself to hold back. I'm telling myself that I'm worth waiting for.

You are worth waiting for-don't ever sell yourself short. I was just saying-don't let your past losers effect a chance at a winner. Let your heart tell you when it is time-don't try to mandate a certain time limit because you made some Moostakes- I mean mistakes.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

**** this shit. I can't even login on plentyoffish.com. Stupid site.

Anyone know a good free dating site? LOOK OUT HOUSTON-AREA MILFS.

[Halfcan]

Oh jeez - he's working his tail off flying to see you.

yep yep

[Phobia]

Maybe it's personal with me. I've been a little too willing to give the physical to get the emotional. I'm telling myself to hold back. I'm telling myself that I'm worth waiting for.

I'm sure that you are but it's a whole different ballgame in long-distance relationships. It's not like you're gonna see creepy dude 3-4x a week.

Dudes want the physical to get to the emotional. It sounds like you're a guy's dream girl if you have the ability do the same.

[Halfcan]

Tell him to buy my house-that way he will be close, but not too close if he turns out sleezy.

[Halfcan]

It would be a great starter home for you crazy kids-plus no downpayment or closing cost.

[luv]

I'm sure that you are but it's a whole different ballgame in long-distance relationships. It's not like you're gonna see creepy dude 3-4x a week.

Dudes want the physical to get to the emotional. It sounds like you're a guy's dream girl if you have the ability do the same.
Yeah, did I mention I haven't been very successful with that practice?

[Halfcan]

**** this shit. I can't even login on plentyoffish.com. Stupid site.

Anyone know a good free dating site? LOOK OUT HOUSTON-AREA MILFS.

Adult Friend Finder got rave reviews when i asked about it in one of my classic threads.

[SPchief]

Dudes want the physical to get to the emotional.



Phil said what I was trying to say earlier.

[Halfcan]

Make him burn all his freq flyer miles first-lol

I mean Chicago to KC is what $100 bucks-jeez he is really putting on the Ritz there.

[Ebolapox]

Ah. Good times. The link is dead but several portions of the chat transcript were copied.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=115296&page=2&pp=80


ROFL

that's classic--how did I miss that originally?

[Guru]

You are worth waiting for-don't ever sell yourself short. I was just saying-don't let your past losers effect a chance at a winner. Let your heart tell you when it is time-don't try to mandate a certain time limit because you made some Moostakes- I mean mistakes.
That is probably the best piece of advice given in this thread at this point.

[luv]

**** this shit. I can't even login on plentyoffish.com. Stupid site.

Anyone know a good free dating site? LOOK OUT HOUSTON-AREA MILFS.
Try alt.com. ;)

Actually, I've been on another message board where I've heard good things about okcupid.com. Haven't checked it out though.

[luv]

Make him burn all his freq flyer miles first-lol

I mean Chicago to KC is what $100 bucks-jeez he is really putting on the Ritz there.
I don't live in KC.

[Halfcan]

People in UK saw a mile long UFO.

[Halfcan]

That is probably the best piece of advice given in this thread at this point.

Yep people should listen to me more often-lol

Especially about a great Real Estate deal in Indep.

[Phobia]

Yeah, did I mention I haven't been very successful with that practice?

Oh, well just go in with an open mind and have a good time. I'm not suggesting you feel obligated to the guy. I'm merely saying that you should give yourself guiltless permission if it feels right. He's going to considerable effort because he feels you're worth it. Now that shouldn't give him a round-trip ticket to your vagina, but if you've made it clear that he should have no sexual expectations and he's still coming, that should count for something on the emotional side.... right?

[Halfcan]

I don't live in KC.

Just saying- don't feel bad the guy is burning a few miles up. Hell I have dropped $150 and didn't even get a call back from that golddigger.

Oh and painted a house-lol

[88TG88]

Try alt.com. ;)

Actually, I've been on another message board where I've heard good things about okcupid.com. Haven't checked it out though.
I checked it out. I put in my location and I must say there are some crazy chicks in LA. Check out the first one on this page
http://www.okcupid.com/match?low=21

[luv]

Oh, well just go in with an open mind and have a good time. I'm not suggesting you feel obligated to the guy. I'm merely saying that you should give yourself guiltless permission if it feels right. He's going to considerable effort because he feels you're worth it. Now that shouldn't give him a round-trip ticket to your vagina, but if you've made it clear that he should have no sexual expectations and he's still coming, that should count for something on the emotional side.... right?
Don't get logical with me. :harumph:

[luv]

I checked it out. I put in my location and I must say there are some crazy chicks in LA. Check out the first one on this page
http://www.okcupid.com/match?low=21
You should check out the alt.com, too. lol