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Frazod
06-27-2007, 06:31 PM
Try mousing over it.

Oh shit ROFL

I never realized that!

Baby Lee
06-27-2007, 06:31 PM
WTF? Did ChiefsPlanet brush some kind of bizarro ST TNG episode where they travel back in time to the 7th grade?
Yeah, poor UP has a general notion that he'd rather play jump rope than kickball, and he don't know why. ROFL ROFL ROFL

Donger
06-27-2007, 06:34 PM
Yeah, poor UP has a general notion that he'd rather play jump rope than kickball, and he don't know why. ROFL ROFL ROFL

Interesting. In 7th grade, I was basically spending most of my time trying to figure out how to hide the fact that I had an erection most of the time.

Me, watching the clock tick towards the bell: "Oh sh*t! Please, please go down. Please."

PinkFloyd
06-27-2007, 06:35 PM
Dunno about the first three. But the last one some asshole just brought up out of nowhere. :p


Maybe steriods caused him to freak out and he took it out on a website full of Chief fans ???

Oh wait --- thats another thread... ROFL

chagrin
06-27-2007, 06:35 PM
I'LL FIST ALL YOUR ASSES AT ANY CHIEFSPLANET FUNCTION YOU CHOOSE! I'VE BEEN PUMPING ATHAN AND CAN NOW BANG ANY SMALL HOLE! I'D LIKE TO GO MUDHOLE ON ANY OF YOU SMALL-TIME PUNKS!!


FYP











disclaimer, that was not personal, just having a little fun

Frazod
06-27-2007, 06:36 PM
Yeah, poor UP has a general notion that he'd rather play jump rope than kickball, and he don't know why. ROFL ROFL ROFL

Gee, thanks. That's all this thread needed - 100+ posts of UP's indignant ranting. :D

Baby Lee
06-27-2007, 06:38 PM
Gee, thanks. That's all this thread needed - 100+ posts of UP's indignant ranting. :D
Don't worry, I have a full clip of ultra-obscure pop culture references to onload to sooth the savage beast.

chagrin
06-27-2007, 06:38 PM
Interesting. In 7th grade, I was basically spending most of my time trying to figure out how to hide the fact that I had an erection most of the time.

Me, watching the clock tick towards the bell: "Oh sh*t! Please, please go down. Please."

Heh, that's me at work nawadays. Thankfully I just moved to a new desk, in a corner where nobody can see me, therefore I just giggootitty my googus all the while, nobody knows better :D

Frazod
06-27-2007, 06:42 PM
Don't worry, I have a full clip of ultra-obscure pop culture references to onload to sooth the savage beast.

And I'll throw in some Chris Benoit action figures. That ought to do it.

chagrin
06-27-2007, 06:46 PM
Gee, thanks. That's all this thread needed - 100+ posts of UP's indignant ranting. :D


Did someone say...

http://www.howardstern.com/dtcms/img/RS-06-21-07---jacklyn-the-tranny.jpg

Frazod
06-27-2007, 06:47 PM
She's hot, but I don't get it. :shrug:

Fish
06-27-2007, 06:48 PM
She's got a sexxxy jawline......

kstater
06-27-2007, 06:48 PM
She's hot, but I don't get it. :shrug:
I think it's a he. :shake:

Frazod
06-27-2007, 06:50 PM
I think it's a he. :shake:

Ewwwwwwwwwww :Lin:

Disclaimer - I'm not wearing my glasses right now.

Gaa :banghead:

Mr. Flopnuts
06-27-2007, 06:52 PM
For some reason when i see your posts, i can picture you yelling as you type it ROFL



LMAO That is awesome.

chagrin
06-27-2007, 06:52 PM
I think it's a he. :shake:

Yep - THREAD OVER NOW, please everybody, nothing to see here

Mr. Flopnuts
06-27-2007, 06:55 PM
Ewwwwwwwwwww :Lin:

Disclaimer - I'm not wearing my glasses right now.

Gaa :banghead:



BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA I haven't laughed that ****ing hard EVAR on here!!!!!!!

Bugeater
06-27-2007, 06:57 PM
It is not. :harumph:

(but I did check :D )
If you hover over it with your cursor it says "frazod". Here, try it again. :cuss:

Bugeater
06-27-2007, 06:59 PM
Try mousing over it.
:cuss:

Baby Lee
06-27-2007, 07:01 PM
Ewwwwwwwwwww :Lin:

Disclaimer - I'm not wearing my glasses right now.

Gaa :banghead:
PRINT 'EM!!!!!

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

I love this place.

There she is, . . . Miss Tranny Ho-ward Stern . . .


EDIT: I know all, . . there is to know . . . about . . .

Frazod
06-27-2007, 07:02 PM
Yep - THREAD OVER NOW, please everybody, nothing to see here

Damn, I got PWNED on that one. :sulk:

Frazod
06-27-2007, 07:03 PM
If you hover over it with your cursor it says "frazod". Here, try it again. :cuss:

Yeah, I saw it later.

I swear I never knew about that. :D

chagrin
06-27-2007, 07:04 PM
Damn, I got PWNED on that one. :sulk:


Eh, I was just trying to lighten the mood - I thought it tied in nicely with the quoted post.

Mr. Flopnuts
06-27-2007, 07:05 PM
Eh, I was just trying to lighten the mood - I thought it tied in nicely with the quoted post.



LMAO Mission accomplished.

chagrin
06-27-2007, 07:05 PM
PRINT 'EM!!!!!

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

I love this place.

There she is, . . . Miss Tranny Ho-ward Stern . . .


EDIT: I know all, . . there is to know . . . about . . .

Heh, he needs to make the Bleeding Deacons the "in studio" band

Bwana
06-27-2007, 07:06 PM
Ewwwwwwwwwww :Lin:

Disclaimer - I'm not wearing my glasses right now.

Gaa :banghead:

Oh damn! I think that just pushed it over the edge to make the hall.

LMAO

Mr. Flopnuts
06-27-2007, 07:06 PM
We'll have to post a weekly thread entitled "Frazod's hotty tranny of the week."

Frazod
06-27-2007, 07:06 PM
Eh, I was just trying to lighten the mood - I thought it tied in nicely with the quoted post.

Oh, it did. In the future, I'll pay more attention to your posts. :D

Frazod
06-27-2007, 07:06 PM
We'll have to post a weekly thread entitled "Frazod's hotty tranny of the week."

:cuss:

Baby Lee
06-27-2007, 07:07 PM
Anyone want dibs on a new Avatar/Title?


Fraz'd hit it!!

Frazod
06-27-2007, 07:08 PM
I could run from this, but what would be the point? ROFL

morphius
06-27-2007, 07:11 PM
{insert evil wicked grin here}

Frazod
06-27-2007, 07:12 PM
{insert evil wicked grin here}

You sonofabitch!

ROFL

kstater
06-27-2007, 07:13 PM
LMAO

Mr. Flopnuts
06-27-2007, 07:15 PM
I REALLY, REALLY didn't think GoChiefs theory on dogs, dicks, and peanut butter would EVER get beat. There's a new sheriff in town ladies........I mean sir.

chagrin
06-27-2007, 07:15 PM
Anyone want dibs on a new Avatar/Title?


Fraz'd hit it!!


LMAO

Frazod
06-27-2007, 07:16 PM
LMAO

I blame YOU for this.... :grr:

morphius
06-27-2007, 07:17 PM
You sonofabitch!

ROFL
Luckily you should only be stuck with this name for a couple of days, 'cause I am a nice guy.

chagrin
06-27-2007, 07:18 PM
I blame YOU for this.... :grr:


LMAO

I just noticed the new name, OMG that's funny - dude, I am so sorry.


Maybe "Franny" would be more appropriate? I kid, I kid...

Bugeater
06-27-2007, 07:18 PM
ROFL

Mr. Flopnuts
06-27-2007, 07:19 PM
Maybe "Franny" would be more appropriate? I kid, I kid...



OH OH OH OH, PLEASE!!!!!!!! CAN WE, CAN WE, CAN WE?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Baby Lee
06-27-2007, 07:19 PM
frazexual - the co-opting of an alternative lifestyle due to the temporary lack of corrective lenses.

Add it to the Planetictionary.

Frazod
06-27-2007, 07:19 PM
Luckily you should only be stuck with this name for a couple of days, 'cause I am a nice guy.

At the next gathering, I'm going to put a "Hi my name is Frazod" sticker on your back and point MOhillbilly in your direction.

morphius
06-27-2007, 07:20 PM
ROFL
How does it feel no longer having the worst name on the Planet.

morphius
06-27-2007, 07:21 PM
At the next gathering, I'm going to put a "Hi my name is Frazod" sticker on your back and point MOhillbilly in your direction.
Nobody is going to believe that, I still have hair.

ENDelt260
06-27-2007, 07:25 PM
Christ, Flopnuts. Do you think you could work on making your sig take up some more screen real estate?

Mr. Flopnuts
06-27-2007, 07:31 PM
Christ, Flopnuts. Do you think you could work on making your sig take up some more screen real estate?


I condensed it as much as possible. If it's still too much, I'll take it down. Sorry Captain.

Bowser
06-27-2007, 07:32 PM
SOOOOOOOOO............anybody buy a laptop on E-Bay lately?

Bill Parcells
06-27-2007, 07:32 PM
I blame YOU for this.... :grr:
ROFL

You've been absolutely outstanding in this thread, and you've taken this like a ''champ'' LMAO

Frazod
06-27-2007, 07:34 PM
Nobody is going to believe that, I still have hair.

For now you do..... :fire:

stumppy
06-27-2007, 07:35 PM
There's a new sheriff in town ladies........I mean sir.

And she's got a big possy.

Baby Lee
06-27-2007, 07:37 PM
And she's got a big possy.
That ain't no possy. It's a stumppy turned innie.

Phobia
06-27-2007, 07:43 PM
Who in the heck is this new Boyeater?

Mr. Flopnuts
06-27-2007, 07:47 PM
ROFL


LMAO

Frankie
06-27-2007, 07:50 PM
That's it, I'm not coming now......
Try with both hands!

Donger
06-27-2007, 07:52 PM
One must admire frazexual's courage in this thread. I few posts ago, he was acting all butch and stuff. Now, he's admitted that he finds certain guys that kind of look like gals hot.

That's impressive.

FAX
06-27-2007, 07:57 PM
One must admire frazexual's courage in this thread. I few posts ago, he was acting all butch and stuff. Now, he's admitted that he finds certain guys that kind of look like gals hot.

That's impressive.

ROFL

There once was a Planeteer meanie
Who was never attracted to weenies
The guys he rejects
Then he lost his specs
And saw a dude in a bikini

FAX

Frazod
06-27-2007, 07:58 PM
One must admire frazexual's courage in this thread. I few posts ago, he was acting all butch and stuff. Now, he's admitted that he finds certain guys that kind of look like gals hot.

That's impressive.

Et tu, Donger?

Bowser
06-27-2007, 07:59 PM
ROFL

There once was a Planeteer meanie
Who was never attracted to weenies
The guys he rejects
Then he lost his specs
And saw a dude in a bikini

FAX

Oh hell.

LMAO LMAO

chagrin
06-27-2007, 07:59 PM
One must admire frazexual's courage in this thread. I few posts ago, he was acting all butch and stuff. Now, he's admitted that he finds certain guys that kind of look like gals hot.

That's impressive.

brutal

Donger
06-27-2007, 07:59 PM
ROFL

There once was a Planeteer meanie
Who was never attracted to weenies
The guys he rejects
Then he lost his specs
And saw a dude in a bikini

FAX

ROFL

Donger
06-27-2007, 08:00 PM
Et tu, Donger?

No, I'm not attracted to trannys, but thanks for inquiring.

Frazod
06-27-2007, 08:02 PM
Bastards. All of you. nlm

HemiEd
06-27-2007, 08:02 PM
ROFL

There once was a Planeteer meanie
Who was never attracted to weenies
The guys he rejects
Then he lost his specs
And saw a dude in a bikini

FAX
ROFL

luv
06-27-2007, 08:03 PM
ROFL
Hey! Who gave you your name back?

Donger
06-27-2007, 08:03 PM
Bastards. All of you. nlm

Oh god. You're not attracted to bastards as well, are you?

Donger
06-27-2007, 08:04 PM
Hey! Who gave you your name back?

He traded with fazexual, for a nice sequin dress and some show tunes.

Frazod
06-27-2007, 08:04 PM
Oh god. You're not attracted to bastards as well, are you?

No, you're safe. :)

Donger
06-27-2007, 08:05 PM
No, you're safe. :)

Phew. What if I dress up a little? Maybe a little makeup?

Got a shot?

Frazod
06-27-2007, 08:07 PM
Phew. What if I dress up a little? Maybe a little makeup?

Got a shot?

Damn, you turned on me faster than one of Jethro's pitbulls. :D

Donger
06-27-2007, 08:07 PM
You know, I understand that frazexual has an emoticon named after him. Perhaps a new one is in order?

Donger
06-27-2007, 08:09 PM
Damn, you turned on me faster than one of Jethro's pitbulls. :D

ROFL

You're a good sport. But, I don't really want to think about me turning you on. I did shave my legs today, however.

Frazod
06-27-2007, 08:11 PM
ROFL

You're a good sport. But, I don't really want to think about me turning you on. I did shave my legs today, however.

I think I'm going to go play a computer game now. :banghead:

Donger
06-27-2007, 08:14 PM
I think I'm going to go play a computer game now. :banghead:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birdo

?

crazycoffey
06-27-2007, 09:14 PM
this thread took a right turn at the pass and shifted into overdive.


Lovely....

Logical
06-27-2007, 09:18 PM
I think I'm going to go play a computer game now. :banghead:What happened to your username?ROFL

ChiefButthurt
06-27-2007, 09:59 PM
ROFL

There once was a Planeteer meanie
Who was never attracted to weenies
The guys he rejects
Then he lost his specs
And saw a dude in a bikini

FAX

Serious rep for that!

:clap: ROFL

Frazod
06-27-2007, 10:01 PM
What happened to your username?ROFL

Just read back a couple of pages - it's hard to miss. :spock:

Iowanian
06-27-2007, 10:15 PM
I have to say this took a....turn.

I'm not going to pile on Fraz's new found truth....but I'm also going to let someone else take the spot between him and gochiefs at the Urinal.

Frazod
06-27-2007, 10:17 PM
I have to say this took a....turn.

I'm not going to pile on Fraz's new found truth....but I'm also going to let someone else take the spot between him and gochiefs at the Urinal.

Laugh it up, Corn Boy. nlm

88TG88
06-27-2007, 10:18 PM
ROFL ROFL

Reading this thread i'm thinking "Only on Chiefsplanet"

bringbackmarty
06-28-2007, 12:45 AM
too bad this thread is ending, but alas....all hof threads must eventually be purged. As far as the laptop thief is concerned, let him rot.

big nasty kcnut
06-28-2007, 08:58 PM
Let just say tim keep those glasses on next time. And the rest of lol funny stuff.

Frankie
06-29-2007, 08:39 AM
So whatever happened to Mr A-hole?

deadbabyseal
06-29-2007, 10:37 AM
He hasn't had any activity here for 2 days, maybe he got arrested.

Frankie
06-29-2007, 11:36 AM
He hasn't had any activity here for 2 days, maybe he got arrested.
Or hiding under a rock.

Inspector
06-29-2007, 12:27 PM
Morals, ethical behaviour and integrity mean something when you grow up.

Maybe someday you'll become an adult. Then you can look back on this experience and be real proud. Maybe share this with your kids if you ever find a woman who will let you mate with her.

Fairplay
07-06-2007, 06:32 PM
This douche hasn't been on since 6/27.

The wheels of justice caught up with him or maybe karma dealt him a bad hand.

Frazod
07-06-2007, 06:36 PM
Perhaps he was banned. The results of the poll did call for it.

luv
07-06-2007, 06:39 PM
Perhaps he was banned. The results of the poll did call for it.
Wouldn't it say Banned under his username?

Fairplay
07-06-2007, 06:41 PM
Perhaps he was banned. The results of the poll did call for it.



I thought it took like an act of God for something like that to happen around here. It would be nice if a mod let us in on it if so.

That way we might feel that we have a little justice for the S.O.B.

Frazod
07-06-2007, 06:43 PM
Well, whatever the reason, I'm just glad he's gone. What a piece of shit.

Logical
07-06-2007, 06:48 PM
Wouldn't it say Banned under his username?

Usually

PinkFloyd
07-06-2007, 07:08 PM
I scared him off when I posted that fake story from the AP about it all be a stake out.. It's somewhere <--------------- there afew pages or so...

Bugeater
07-06-2007, 07:16 PM
This douche hasn't been on since 6/27.

The wheels of justice caught up with him or maybe karma dealt him a bad hand.
That just means he hasn't logged in. He could be lurking as a guest or registered under a new username.

Fairplay
07-06-2007, 07:19 PM
That just means he hasn't logged in. He could be lurking as a guest or registered under a new username.



If someone on here is trying to peddle his laptop then its probably him. lol

OnTheWarpath58
07-06-2007, 08:03 PM
Holy shit....

Now I know what I missed while trying to get home from Whistler.

Felony theft, police certification, Tim needs Lasic.

Got it.

How this thread is not in the HOC is beyond me.....

Smed1065
07-06-2007, 08:09 PM
Because they did not try to trace the IP..

Thanks!

88TG88
07-06-2007, 11:19 PM
How this thread is not in the HOC is beyond me.....
Agreed

The fact that he disappeared makes this thread even funnier.

58-4ever
07-06-2007, 11:29 PM
Agreed

The fact that he disappeared makes this thread even funnier.

Wouldn't you be embarassed? You thought you were cool, and it was confirmed that you are a piece of shit.

88TG88
07-07-2007, 12:00 AM
Wouldn't you be embarassed? You thought you were cool, and it was confirmed that you are a piece of shit.
This guy was not embarrassed at all.

58-4ever
07-07-2007, 12:02 AM
This guy was not embarrassed at all.

I didn't read the whole thread. What goes around comes around. Good luck to this youngster, he will need it.

Florida_Bronco
07-07-2007, 11:28 AM
Would be a better idea to get the local police station phone number as I doubt he said the real place he stole it from... The police would have a report on a laptop being stolen and could also look into a database that day for a incident anywhere else around the city... Then if they find out its true they can use his IP address to identify him and then use this page as a confession...

Take my advice and call the San Diego County Sheriffs Department. They have jurisdiction over the entire county and can nail this bastard even if he lives outside the city limits.

Frankie
07-07-2007, 03:21 PM
This douche hasn't been on since 6/27.

The wheels of justice caught up with him or maybe karma dealt him a bad hand.
I hope so. But I don't think it's fun for him to post here anymore. He knows he's not welcome.

Phobia
07-07-2007, 03:24 PM
He's known he wasn't welcome since he arrived. That never stopped him.

luv
07-07-2007, 03:45 PM
He's known he wasn't welcome since he arrived. That never stopped him.
Never stopped me, neither. Aren't you glad!?!



I have no idea why I'm in such a good mood today.

Color Red
07-07-2007, 04:03 PM
It is not stupid that someone would leave their laptop on a table unattended. What is stupid is that we don't have a culture of trust and goodwill where people would leave things alone that don't belong to them.

The person who needs to be taught a lesson is the person who doesn't understand in his core what is right, what belongs to him, and what does not.

These are things we are trying to teach our kids. Now.. how old are you?

Tribal Warfare
07-07-2007, 04:29 PM
The Mods should change his location from San Diego to San Quentin ROFL

RJ
07-07-2007, 04:56 PM
Wow. I'd never opened this thread before though it's been around for a while. It never occurred to me that this guy really did steal a laptop. I don't feel like reading a 40 page thread right now but I bet it's a good one.

What a bad, bad person to do such a thing.

luv
07-07-2007, 04:57 PM
Wow. I'd never opened this thread before though it's been around for a while. It never occurred to me that this guy really did steal a laptop. I don't feel like reading a 40 page thread right now but I bet it's a good one.

What a bad, bad person to do such a thing.
If you change your mind, post number 510 on is all that really matters.

Valiant
07-07-2007, 05:58 PM
Wow. I'd never opened this thread before though it's been around for a while. It never occurred to me that this guy really did steal a laptop. I don't feel like reading a 40 page thread right now but I bet it's a good one.

What a bad, bad person to do such a thing.


People really need to up their count of posts per page... This is only a 9 pager for me...

Man the entire BB must seem busy to you...

luv
07-07-2007, 05:59 PM
People really need to up their count of posts per page... This is only a 9 pager for me...

Man the entire BB must seem busy to you...
13 here.

Bugeater
07-07-2007, 06:07 PM
People really need to up their count of posts per page... This is only a 9 pager for me...

Man the entire BB must seem busy to you...
There are benefits to using the 15 ppp, such as when some dipshit posts a 960x1080 picture it only ****s up a small part of the thread.

88TG88
07-07-2007, 06:32 PM
If you change your mind, post number 510 on is all that really matters.
ROFL ROFL ROFL I forgot about Frazsexual

go bowe
07-08-2007, 04:12 PM
Excuse me , who am I?

Well I'm not:
A thief
A liar
lazy
and why the fugg do you have a problem with me, unless your defending a thief?

Your can go fugg yourself too.really?

can i get permission to fugg myself too?

or does that only come with the premium package?

PinkFloyd
07-08-2007, 04:37 PM
Never stopped me, neither. Aren't you glad!?!



I have no idea why I'm in such a good mood today.


Maybe your calander year is screwed up ???

PinkFloyd
07-08-2007, 04:41 PM
I think post 338 scared him away... I haven't checked, but I don't believe he posted after post 338...

go bowe
07-08-2007, 05:12 PM
Try with both hands!ha!

i don't care what anybody says, that there was funny...

i actually laughed out loud and the little lady said i sound like a laughing lunatic...

lunatic is good, right? :shrug:

DenverChief
07-08-2007, 05:16 PM
GOBO! WHat up dude?!?

Bill Parcells
07-08-2007, 05:18 PM
There are benefits to using the 15 ppp, such as when some dipshit posts a 960x1080 picture it only ****s up a small part of the thread.
Dude, you are still using prehistoric dial up internet connection. that's why you're settings are at 15ppp.

Get DSL/cable or FIOS, please. ;)

The Red Sea
07-08-2007, 07:27 PM
I havent checked into this thread in a bit & I just cant bring myself to go back 5 pages.. =P

So this guys left the lounge? Thats a good.

But my real question is did anybody make a pic with the beer looter carrying a lap top?

Heh..wanted to add it to my looter collection. :)

go bowe
09-10-2007, 11:14 AM
GOBO! WHat up dude?!?not much...

i am actually feeling better (but not today, after going to joe's party on saturday, but it was awesome, as is usually the case)...

how's the job going for you?

have they given you a car to go out on patrol yet?

remind me not to smoke when you're around, i don't want to go to jail in denver...

j/k :D

Simply Red
01-28-2008, 04:51 PM
LMAO

a1na2
01-28-2008, 05:00 PM
Shouldn't this be in the dead sea files by now?

Simplex3
01-28-2008, 05:20 PM
Shouldn't this be in the dead sea files by now?
Shouldn't you be banned again by now?

a1na2
01-28-2008, 05:46 PM
Shouldn't you be banned again by now?

For what?

There has to be a reason.

Name the rule(s) that you think I've broken.

Just one will do.

Tits McGee
01-28-2008, 06:33 PM
I was in Paradise Cafe for lunch two days before numb-nuts. If anyone even touched my laptop it would ugly quick.
San Diego is a small town especially in North County.

Tits McGee
01-28-2008, 06:37 PM
In fact I know the owner of the Paradise Grill, I'll talk to him this Tuesday and see what he knows.

Buck
01-28-2008, 06:38 PM
San Diego is a small town especially in North County.
:spock: :spock: :spock:

Tits McGee
01-28-2008, 06:44 PM
Compared to LA and what goes on there.

kstater
01-28-2008, 06:45 PM
San Diego is a small town especially in North County.

I pity what you'd think if you ever went to a town in Western Kansas.

Tits McGee
01-28-2008, 06:51 PM
I pity what you'd think if you ever went to a town in Western Kansas.

Spent 8 months in Emporia it was like, "doing time."

Buehler445
01-28-2008, 06:57 PM
Spent 8 months in Emporia it was like, "doing time."

What were you doing in Emporia?

a1na2
01-28-2008, 07:06 PM
What were you doing in Emporia?

The obvious answer is: Time

Tits McGee
01-28-2008, 07:06 PM
State University of Central KansaS
Played at little football too.

Buehler445
01-28-2008, 07:09 PM
State University of Central KansaS
Played at little football too.

When were you there?

blueballs
01-28-2008, 07:09 PM
That won't play in Emporia

Simply Red
01-28-2008, 07:12 PM
In fact I know the owner of the Paradise Grill, I'll talk to him this Tuesday and see what he knows.
Thanks `Tits.`

Simply Red
01-28-2008, 07:13 PM
I've always wanted to say that.

Tits McGee
01-28-2008, 07:14 PM
When were you there?

1984/85 the year before Leon Lett.

Buehler445
01-28-2008, 07:15 PM
1984/85 the year before Leon Lett.

ROFL Leon Lett. The Pride of ESU.

Tits McGee
01-28-2008, 07:15 PM
I've always wanted to say that.
It's a real head turner in public.
But the owner of Paradise is calling me back tonight.

Tits McGee
01-28-2008, 07:19 PM
ROFL Leon Lett. The Pride of ESU.

That's nothing, the Victory Bell on campus is named "Silent Joe" and the mascot looks just like Mickey Mouse minus the big ears. I surprised Disney hasn't sued them on trademark infringement laws.

Buehler445
01-28-2008, 07:22 PM
That's nothing, the Victory Bell on campus is named "Silent Joe" and the mascot looks just like Mickey Mouse minus the big ears. I surprised Disney hasn't sued them on trademark infringement laws.

I know. I just got out of school there. The big thing now is putting up these gay ****ing Corky statues everywhere.

a1na2
01-28-2008, 07:24 PM
State University of Central KansaS
Played at little football too.

Did you wash out or flunk out?

Tits McGee
01-28-2008, 07:25 PM
I know. I just got out of school there. The big thing now is putting up these gay ****ing Corky statues everywhere.

Who is Corky?

Tits McGee
01-28-2008, 07:29 PM
Did you wash out or flunk out?
I transfered to Missouri. My grades were pretty solid, supposedly Econ 101 was the toughest for freshmen and I pulled off an A, go figure.

Buck
01-28-2008, 07:30 PM
Where the hell is the Paradise Cafe?

Simply Red
01-28-2008, 07:32 PM
Where the hell is the Paradise Cafe?
Dude you don't know?

a1na2
01-28-2008, 07:33 PM
I transfered to Missouri. My grades were pretty solid, supposedly Econ 101 was the toughest for freshmen and I pulled off an A, go figure.

Football at Missouri?

What's wrong with the state universities in California?

Tits McGee
01-28-2008, 07:33 PM
Where the hell is the Paradise Cafe?

Flower hill shopping center in Del Mar off Via de la Valle.

Simply Red
01-28-2008, 07:34 PM
202 C Street

Buehler445
01-28-2008, 07:34 PM
Who is Corky?

The damn hornet.

Simply Red
01-28-2008, 07:35 PM
Don't worry Tits, show that guy a rose-garden and he'll only see the weeds.

Tits McGee
01-28-2008, 07:44 PM
Football at Missouri?

What's wrong with the state universities in California?

1. Your going to love this. The very last practice of the season I f#cking jacked up my ankle and it still hurts to this day.

2. Pacific used to produce a ton of NFL guys especially linemen 12-15 years ago, San Jose does ok, overall the scholarship limits hurts mid-tier schools the most and those players in up at Oregon, Hawaii, Wash. and so on. SDSU is lost, I like Chuck Long but he needs to bring some juco guys now plus a new AD every 2 years doesn't help.

USC and UCLA will always get their share.

Tits McGee
01-28-2008, 07:47 PM
The damn hornet.

Your right, I forgot he actually has a name.
I really haven't thought about Emporia for years, until the layoffs in the news recently.

Buehler445
01-28-2008, 09:40 PM
Your right, I forgot he actually has a name.
I really haven't thought about Emporia for years, until the layoffs in the news recently.

I just spent the last 5 years there. If it weren't for the friends I still have there, I wouldn't give it a thought either.

Tits McGee
01-28-2008, 09:42 PM
Someday we'll do an Emporia thread, I have a million stories.

greg63
01-29-2008, 03:46 PM
...Just because we seem to bumping old threads for some unknown reason. :D

Simply Red
05-28-2008, 04:35 PM
What a gem this was.

DaFace
05-28-2008, 04:39 PM
What a gem this was.

LOL...I'd forgotten about this one. Seems like a good one for the Hall of Classics. Anyone disagree?

Deberg_1990
05-28-2008, 04:43 PM
definately an all time top 10 thread.

DaFace
05-28-2008, 04:45 PM
There apparently used to be a thread in the Hall used to nominate worthy threads, but Phobia stopped using it at some point in favor of PMing a mod. I don't mind checking in over there on occasion to see nominations, so I've started and stickied a new "nominations" thread. Maybe that'll help to get a fresh crop of worthy threads added more often.

StcChief
05-28-2008, 04:45 PM
laptop thief make HOF?

Cntrygal
05-28-2008, 07:06 PM
So - was this all a very lame attempt at a joke, or did karma come back and bite the idiot on the ass?

DaFace
05-28-2008, 07:07 PM
So - was this all a very lame attempt at a joke, or did karma come back and bite the idiot on the ass?

As far as I know, there's been no resolution, but the d-bag hasn't been back since two days after he started this thread.

Cntrygal
05-28-2008, 07:09 PM
Thanks! I scanned the whole damn thread and didn't see a resolution and was wondering if I missed it in another thread somewhere.

I loved that AP article. :evil:

Frankie
05-28-2008, 09:26 PM
So - was this all a very lame attempt at a joke, or did karma come back and bite the idiot on the ass?

He's probably in prison already enjoying the "laptop" of a guy named Bubba.

Cavgrunt
05-29-2008, 10:48 PM
So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby. ROFL

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

I have called Police and they have Planet Moderators getting your info for them as I type. Shortly your doorbell will ring.

Midnight_Vulture
06-24-2008, 07:42 AM
Well, it finally happened. I usually speed on my bike almost everyday and it finally caught up to me. I got a ticket from this stupid pig.

I guess going 100+ without a helmet is againist the law or something LOL.

I just cant help it though. Once you get on those things you want to soar like a bird its not even funny.

Mr. Plow
06-24-2008, 07:45 AM
Good for you. Hope it was a big ticket.

Sully
06-24-2008, 07:45 AM
I'd hate it if you got in a wreck driving stupid, like that. It'd be unfair.

Phobia
06-24-2008, 07:46 AM
Wow. You'd have spent the night in jail where I'm from.

ChiefsFanatic
06-24-2008, 07:46 AM
I have a good friend whose ex brother-in-law just wrecked his bike. He was only going about 80, but hit some gravel going around a corner.

I could not even list all the injuries, but as you can imagine they were numerous and severe.

No matter how tough you are, or how good of a rider you think you are, continue to drive at speeds like that, and you are going to seriously injure yourself or kill yourself, and possibly hurt, injure or kill other people too.

ChiTown
06-24-2008, 07:48 AM
Well, it finally happened. I usually speed on my bike almost everyday and it finally caught up to me. I got a ticket from this stupid pig.

I guess going 100+ without a helmet is againist the law or something LOL.

I just cant help it though. Once you get on those things you want to soar like a bird its not even funny.

Stupid pig?

Yeah, it sure sounds like he's the dumbass in this situation..................

BigCatDaddy
06-24-2008, 07:49 AM
Idiot

Midnight_Vulture
06-24-2008, 07:51 AM
Wow. You'd have spent the night in jail where I'm from.

Huh? All I was doing was speeding. I wasnt smuggling narcotics or anything sheesh.

And for the record, I am a damn good rider and have been in several competitions in the past too. I also have a clear record of ZERO crashes and ZERO injuries.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Bowser
06-24-2008, 07:52 AM
One little bump at the wrong time at speeds like that, and you're street pizza.

ChiTown
06-24-2008, 07:54 AM
Huh? All I was doing was speeding. I wasnt smuggling narcotics or anything sheesh.

And for the record, I am a damn good rider and have been in several competitions in the past too. I also have a clear record of ZERO crashes and ZERO injuries.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Well fk, you must be like the Jesus Christ of pocket rocket riders.......

I know you're an excellent driver Rainman, but no one is invincible.

Bugeater
06-24-2008, 07:55 AM
Damn, Darwinism fails again...

tooge
06-24-2008, 07:56 AM
have a good short life. Try not to take anyone else with you when you buy it

whatsmynameagain
06-24-2008, 07:56 AM
same thing happened to me last wednesday leaving the power and light district except I was hammered. cop let me go, it was awesome. cat wait for this wednesday.

SBK
06-24-2008, 07:58 AM
Maybe we should start a new section for future darwin award winners.

Bowser
06-24-2008, 07:59 AM
Maybe we should start a new section for future darwin award winners.

We should start a ChiefsPlanet death pool.

RedNeckRaider
06-24-2008, 08:00 AM
stupid pig :rolleyes: Been around bikes most my life. When they scrape you off the pavement someone will care I guess.

Donger
06-24-2008, 08:01 AM
And for the record, I am a damn good rider and have been in several competitions in the past too. I also have a clear record of ZERO crashes and ZERO injuries.

How long have you been riding?

tooge
06-24-2008, 08:03 AM
have a good short life. Try not to take anyone else with you when you buy it

gblowfish
06-24-2008, 08:03 AM
One day he'll wind up on the big spatula.

trndobrd
06-24-2008, 08:05 AM
Huh? All I was doing was speeding. I wasnt smuggling narcotics or anything sheesh.

And for the record, I am a damn good rider and have been in several competitions in the past too. I also have a clear record of ZERO crashes and ZERO injuries.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.


Where were you riding? Country road or urban area?

Zero crashes...good luck tempting fate there friend. No matter how good your riding skills may be, hitting a nail or other debris at 100+ mph and having a front tire blowout will ruin your day.

Midnight_Vulture
06-24-2008, 08:05 AM
How long have you been riding?

Since I was 18. I am 25 yrs old now. I am a seasoned rider.

Phobia
06-24-2008, 08:06 AM
Huh? All I was doing was speeding. I wasnt smuggling narcotics or anything sheesh.

And for the record, I am a damn good rider and have been in several competitions in the past too. I also have a clear record of ZERO crashes and ZERO injuries.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Twenty over the limit caused you to see a judge in the morning back in the 80's. But I've seen you on the road. You're the idiot with no shirt pulling wheelies doing 105 weaving in and out of traffic. I tried to stop you and award your trophy but you were too busy thinking of your next trick to notice you had won my approval and admiration. You're very cool though. Best rider I've ever seen.

Donger
06-24-2008, 08:07 AM
Since I was 18. I am 25 yrs old now. I am a seasoned rider.

Old enough to know better, don't you think?

booyaf2
06-24-2008, 08:08 AM
Since I was 18. I am 25 yrs old now. I am a seasoned rider.

:LOL:

Destined for the hall of classics assuming you or the thread lives that long.

ChiTown
06-24-2008, 08:09 AM
Since I was 18. I am 25 yrs old now. I am a seasoned rider.

With that sort of stupidity, I had you pegged for 17-18 yrs old. Hmm, go figure.

Midnight_Vulture
06-24-2008, 08:11 AM
Where were you riding? Country road or urban area?

Zero crashes...good luck tempting fate there friend. No matter how good your riding skills may be, hitting a nail or other debris at 100+ mph and having a front tire blowout will ruin your day.

It was in an urban area down here in Atlanta and this stupid pig came out of nowhere and put an end to my fun. I am sure I made his week because I bet he went back to the station and bragged to all his pig friends that he just pulled over some hotshot going over 100 on his sweet bike. Stupid pigs.:cuss:

Midnight_Vulture
06-24-2008, 08:12 AM
With that sort of stupidity, I had you pegged for 17-18 yrs old. Hmm, go figure.

Says the guy masterbating in his avatar. I bet you spend lots of nights doing that.:LOL:

Frazod
06-24-2008, 08:12 AM
Well, I've done 130 in a car on the interstate before, so I guess it would be somewhat hypocritical of me to say anything other than don't make a habit of it.

That giant friggin fine and the suspended license you're looking forward to should help in that department. :D

Bwana
06-24-2008, 08:14 AM
And for the record, I am a damn good rider and have been in several competitions in the past too. I also have a clear record of ZERO crashes and ZERO injuries.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

You may be the best rider on the face of the earth, but not every driver out there has your Chuck Norris / Rich Scanlon "God Like" like driving skills. If you're going that fast, all it takes is one wrong move by ANOTHER DRIVER and you're on a one way ticket to a dirt nap.

Redrum_69
06-24-2008, 08:14 AM
I guess your forum name will be tested if you keep riding the way you do.


have your friends go with you and record your next outing and download it on uselessjunk.com

they always like a good death scene

old_geezer
06-24-2008, 08:14 AM
Since I was 18. I am 25 yrs old now. I am a seasoned rider.

No; you're a f***ing idiot.

ChiTown
06-24-2008, 08:15 AM
Says the guy masterbating in his avatar. I bet you spend lots of nights doing that.:LOL:

and days...........

Dartgod
06-24-2008, 08:19 AM
I have nothing to add.

Dartgod
06-24-2008, 08:20 AM
Yes, I do.


Dumbass!

Saggysack
06-24-2008, 08:21 AM
Since I was 18. I am 25 yrs old now. I am a seasoned rider.

You may be a seasoned rider. That still doesn't take away the stupid dumb **** you have for a brain.

Deberg_1990
06-24-2008, 08:22 AM
Well, it finally happened. I usually speed on my bike almost everyday and it finally caught up to me. I got a ticket from this stupid pig.

I guess going 100+ without a helmet is againist the law or something LOL.

I just cant help it though. Once you get on those things you want to soar like a bird its not even funny.


IM guessing you have no wife and kids? No Mom and Dad anymore? No brothers or sisters??

Because why on earth would anyone who cared about you let you do something so stupid and selfish?

Phobia
06-24-2008, 08:23 AM
I can't ride the guy too hard because if I owned a bike I'd be in the same situation over and over and over again. Fortunately I know my limitations. If I rode, I'd ride balls to the wall.

Honestly, dude needs to get another hobby - skydiving is 1000x more safe. Skydiving with a canopy wrapped by intoxicated frat-boys is in roughly the same risk category as driving a bike 100+ with any regularity.

Midnight_Vulture
06-24-2008, 08:24 AM
I dont want to start too much crap on here. We are all Chief fans but damn I cant believe the haters.

Are you guys just jealous cause chicks dig guys with bikes? Or crouch rockets as you would call it.

trndobrd
06-24-2008, 08:24 AM
It was in an urban area down here in Atlanta and this stupid pig came out of nowhere and put an end to my fun. I am sure I made his week because I bet he went back to the station and bragged to all his pig friends that he just pulled over some hotshot going over 100 on his sweet bike. Stupid pigs.:cuss:


End to your fun? How about putting an end to a threat to the public safety?

Frankly, I'm more concerned about the temperature of my morning coffee than whether you live or die. However, a motorcycle endorsement isn't a license to endanger the lives of others.

DJ's left nut
06-24-2008, 08:25 AM
Huh? All I was doing was speeding. I wasnt smuggling narcotics or anything sheesh.

And for the record, I am a damn good rider and have been in several competitions in the past too. I also have a clear record of ZERO crashes and ZERO injuries.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Two kinds of riders:

Those that have dropped one.

Those that will.

Keep it up and keep acting bulletproof, it's your own death warrant big guy. I've never put the shiny side down on mine either, but I'm at least smart enough to recognized that nearly every ride I don't is by the grace of god. There are just way too many things you can't control on 2 wheels.

In closing: You're a ****tard.

Midnight_Vulture
06-24-2008, 08:26 AM
IM guessing you have no wife and kids? No Mom and Dad anymore? No brothers or sisters??

Because why on earth would anyone who cared about you let you do something so stupid and selfish?

No kids that I know of.:D

I have a brother and my parents both hate my bike and how I ride it. They dont know and will not know about me getting a ticket for going 100+. Dont want to worry them.

Donger
06-24-2008, 08:27 AM
I dont want to start too much crap on here. We are all Chief fans but damn I cant believe the haters.

Are you guys just jealous cause chicks dig guys with bikes? Or crouch rockets as you would call it.

I really don't need props.

ChiTown
06-24-2008, 08:28 AM
I dont want to start too much crap on here. We are all Chief fans but damn I cant believe the haters.

Are you guys just jealous cause chicks dig guys with bikes? Or crouch rockets as you would call it.

Yeah, haters.

You call out police officers for actually doing their job and use the term pig several times to describe them for pulling you over. You put yourself and others around you in danger when you go 100+ mph. You are correct - we are all jealous of your (short) life style and are all haters.

Simply Red
06-24-2008, 08:31 AM
Says the guy masterbating in his avatar. I bet you spend lots of nights doing that.:LOL:

There is nothing wrong w/ masturbation, I encourage it. It takes a real man to admit he `jacks.`

Phobia
06-24-2008, 08:32 AM
I dont want to start too much crap on here. We are all Chief fans but damn I cant believe the haters.

Are you guys just jealous cause chicks dig guys with bikes? Or crouch rockets as you would call it.

I'm totally jealous. What you don't realize is that 99% of girls think you're a retard for endangering yourself like that. Sure, you'll find some girls who think it's cool for 10 minutes but once that initial thrill is gone you're through. Gosh, you must be really awesome to be able to pull a chick with your motorcycle. If you had a personality and a triple digit IQ you'd be unstoppable.

Easy 6
06-24-2008, 08:32 AM
The very moment i read 'I'M A SEASONED PRO AT THIS'...is the very moment i knew you were going to die.

Hopefully you dont take anyone else with you.

StcChief
06-24-2008, 08:33 AM
I dont want to start too much crap on here. We are all Chief fans but damn I cant believe the haters.

Are you guys just jealous cause chicks dig guys with bikes? Or crouch rockets as you would call it.
Chicks dig cool guys until their dead or maimed and then they move on the next cool guy....

ask the chick if she like the previous cool guy before he bought it.

Bowser
06-24-2008, 08:36 AM
Threads like these are awesome. It never fails to amuse to see a guy go down in flames when he comes in here bragging about his "coolness" (if all of this is on the level).

There's a reason I never started a thread bragging about how I picked up two smokin' hot chicks in Vegas, and had the craziest, most satisfying sexual experience of my life, even if they did give me the clap. It's just not smart.

Bowser
06-24-2008, 08:36 AM
There's a reason I never started a thread bragging about how I picked up two smokin' hot chicks in Vegas, and had the craziest, most satisfying sexual experience of my life, even if they did give me the clap. It's just not smart.

Oh, hell....

Demonpenz
06-24-2008, 08:36 AM
with the fine money you are going to spend you could have taken it to a closed race course

Chiefspants
06-24-2008, 08:37 AM
Huh? All I was doing was speeding. I wasnt smuggling narcotics or anything sheesh.

And for the record, I am a damn good rider and have been in several competitions in the past too. I also have a clear record of ZERO crashes and ZERO injuries.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Obviously since you're such a good driver you aren't endangering anybody at all going 100+.

Phobia
06-24-2008, 08:38 AM
There's a reason I never started a thread bragging about how I picked up two smokin' hot chicks in Vegas, and had the craziest, most satisfying sexual experience of my life, even if they did give me the clap. It's just not smart.

How much did that set you back?

Deberg_1990
06-24-2008, 08:39 AM
Threads like these are awesome. It never fails to amuse to see a guy go down in flames when he comes in here bragging about his "coolness" (if all of this is on the level).



I wonder if this guy has stolen any laptops lately?? :)

Bowser
06-24-2008, 08:40 AM
How much did that set you back?

Not much. I was feeling like the last kid picked in kickball.

The clap treatments were expensive, though. Didn't want to claim it with insurance and all...

Bowser
06-24-2008, 08:41 AM
I wonder if this guy has stolen any laptops lately?? :)

Heh. Good question.

Mr. Plow
06-24-2008, 08:41 AM
I love watching these guys rep just plummet.

RedNeckRaider
06-24-2008, 08:42 AM
I dont want to start too much crap on here. We are all Chief fans but damn I cant believe the haters.

Are you guys just jealous cause chicks dig guys with bikes? Or crouch rockets as you would call it.

Look you aint special scooter you are just another all balls no brains kid on a fast bike that handles good. There are guys like you in every town. I have never needed a bike to pull chicks :rolleyes: some day if you dont end up spread out like butter on some highway you will look back at this moment and know what a assclown you were.

Bugeater
06-24-2008, 08:42 AM
I wonder if this guy has stolen any laptops lately?? :)

Heh, I was thinking the exact same thing. He must be a relative of Convict1983.

Bugeater
06-24-2008, 08:44 AM
I love watching these guys rep just plummet.

I've knocked the dumbass into the red twice now, and I see he's back in the green again. I'd like to know who keeps giving him positive rep.

Phobia
06-24-2008, 08:46 AM
This thread kinda reminds me of my kid's birthday party this weekend. We have one of those rocket glider swings on the playset and a 5 year old boy is swinging that thing as high as it could possibly go. He was rocking it and really impressing all the other little kids. Then he decided to stand up on the seat which was really awesome because he did the most spectacular flip, glider and all. But he couldn't hang onto an inverted glider and landed on his back in the yard.

He was crying and whining the rest of the party. But gosh that was some good cake.

Phobia
06-24-2008, 08:46 AM
I've knocked the dumbass into the red twice now, and I see he's back in the green again. I'd like to know who keeps giving him positive rep.

I'll bet it's that Radar guy.

Bwana
06-24-2008, 08:47 AM
Are you guys just jealous cause chicks dig guys with bikes? Or crouch rockets as you would call it.

:spock:

Frazod
06-24-2008, 08:48 AM
:spock:

OMG LMAO

kregger
06-24-2008, 08:48 AM
Just make sure that your parents and brother know that you're OK with donating your organs. Eventually, they are going to have to make that call if you don't flat out destroy your whole body.

Midnight_Vulture
06-24-2008, 08:48 AM
I love watching these guys rep just plummet.

Yes, because I really give a crap what a bunch of dorks think of me on the internet. Oh the horror I dont have a high "rep" count on the Chiefs message board. Man, I envy those that do. :spock:hahhahahaaha riiiight.ROFL

And I will be taking my bike out on a closed race track more often with some of my buddies that also ride as well. It will be easier to do stunts and tricks.

That wont stop me from enjoying myself or my bike on the open urban roads though.

Easy 6
06-24-2008, 08:48 AM
This thread kinda reminds me of my kid's birthday party this weekend. We have one of those rocket glider swings on the playset and a 5 year old boy is swinging that thing as high as it could possibly go. He was rocking it and really impressing all the other little kids. Then he decided to stand up on the seat which was really awesome because he did the most spectacular flip, glider and all. But he couldn't hang onto an inverted glider and landed on his back in the yard.

He was crying and whining the rest of the party. But gosh that was some good cake.

I wonder how many kids break their necks on swingsets every year, i know i'm lucky to still be walking after some of the dumb crap i pulled on'em.

MTG#10
06-24-2008, 08:49 AM
I've knocked the dumbass into the red twice now, and I see he's back in the green again. I'd like to know who keeps giving him positive rep.
I got him back down. :evil:

Bowser
06-24-2008, 08:49 AM
:spock:

LMAO LMAO

Donger
06-24-2008, 08:50 AM
Yes, because I really give a crap what a bunch of dorks think of me on the internet. Oh the horror I dont have a high "rep" count on the Chiefs message board. Man, I envy those that do. :spock:hahhahahaaha riiiight.ROFL

And I will be taking my bike out on a closed race track more often with some of my buddies that also ride as well. It will be easier to do stunts and tricks.

That wont stop me from enjoying myself or my bike on the open urban roads though.

You have a small penis, don't you.

ChiTown
06-24-2008, 08:51 AM
Yes, because I really give a crap what a bunch of dorks think of me on the internet.


Apparently you do, indeed, give a crap. If you didn't, why post your stupidity on an internet board full of dorks?

100 most definitely has to be your cycle speed and not your IQ. Wow.

Midnight_Vulture
06-24-2008, 08:53 AM
I can get girls without my bike but having it doesnt hurt. When I take them home with me and ask me where is my car, I tell them I have a bike instead . Their eyes immediately light up in excitement.

For the record I also have an Audi but its not as much fun to drive.

Amnorix
06-24-2008, 08:55 AM
Just be sure that when your luck finally runs out you don't take anyone with you.

Mr. Plow
06-24-2008, 08:55 AM
Yes, because I really give a crap what a bunch of dorks think of me on the internet. Oh the horror I dont have a high "rep" count on the Chiefs message board. Man, I envy those that do. :spock:hahhahahaaha riiiight.ROFL

And I will be taking my bike out on a closed race track more often with some of my buddies that also ride as well. It will be easier to do stunts and tricks.

That wont stop me from enjoying myself or my bike on the open urban roads though.

You say that now.....

Donger
06-24-2008, 08:57 AM
I can get girls without my bike but having it doesnt hurt. When I take them home with me and ask me where is my car, I tell them I have a bike instead . Their eyes immediately light up in excitement.

Yes, sure. But, only the really classy ones open up because of a motorcycle.

kepp
06-24-2008, 08:58 AM
I am 25 yrs old now.

I fear for our future generations...really.

trndobrd
06-24-2008, 08:58 AM
Yes, because I really give a crap what a bunch of dorks think of me on the internet. Oh the horror I dont have a high "rep" count on the Chiefs message board. Man, I envy those that do. :spock:hahhahahaaha riiiight.ROFL

And I will be taking my bike out on a closed race track more often with some of my buddies that also ride as well. It will be easier to do stunts and tricks.

That wont stop me from enjoying myself or my bike on the open urban roads though.


Obviously you do care, or you wouldn't have made your original post in an attempt to prove how cool you are.

Dork? Maybe. But I was riding a motorcycle when you were crying and holding on to your mommy's leg because she was going to leave you at kindergarten and seen enough crazy stuff to realize how dangerous it is every time I throw my leg over.

I sincerely hope it's Jethro in his lifted Chevy pickup that pulls out in front of you, and not some nice mother with a car full of kids that doesn't see a bike traveling at 100+ down a city street.

eazyb81
06-24-2008, 08:58 AM
I can get girls without my bike but having it doesnt hurt. When I take them home with me and ask me where is my car, I tell them I have a bike instead . Their eyes immediately light up in excitement.

For the record I also have an Audi but its not as much fun to drive.

LMAOLMAOLMAO

Where do these girls hang out?

ChiTown
06-24-2008, 08:59 AM
I can get girls without my bike but having it doesnt hurt. When I take them home with me and ask me where is my car, I tell them I have a bike instead . Their eyes immediately light up in excitement.



True............http://www.imagepoop.com/images/fat_chick_on_motorcycle.jpg

DJ's left nut
06-24-2008, 08:59 AM
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q4/jeffhughes1/4.jpg

D-bag.

And it's not a re-post when reapplied.

kepp
06-24-2008, 09:01 AM
I sincerely hope it's Jethro in his lifted Chevy pickup that pulls out in front of you, and not some nice mother with a car full of kids that doesn't see a bike traveling at 100+ down a city street.

I 2nd that.

Easy 6
06-24-2008, 09:02 AM
I sincerely hope it's Jethro in his lifted Chevy pickup that pulls out in front of you, and not some nice mother with a car full of kids that doesn't see a bike traveling at 100+ down a city street.

Absolutely, THATS the worrisome part here...not whether HE survives it.