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Donger
06-24-2008, 09:02 AM
that doesn't see a bike traveling at 100+ down a city street.

I somehow doubt that that concept has ever entered this person's mind.

"What?! I could see them. Why couldn't they see me?!"

wilas101
06-24-2008, 09:04 AM
LMAOLMAOLMAO

Where do these girls hang out?



my guess is jr. high school.

morphius
06-24-2008, 09:04 AM
Dude, if you are going to ride like that, get some real gear and wear a helmet, the seasoned riders all call you "squid". I rode with some damn good riders, and they wore gear each and every time they went out, even if it was just down the road. Why? Cause all it takes is one second, one car to pull out, change lane, one spot of sand and you are flying over the bars.

I'm not gonna bash you for riding fast, my group did it very regularly in the bluffs in Iowa, and I know on a sport bike you don't feel you are even moving until you hit a buck twenty. Heck, with my wife on the back I shot up to 115 to prove the point, and she guessed we got up to 75.

whatsmynameagain
06-24-2008, 09:04 AM
I don't blame him for driving fast, what else is a crotch rocket for? u guys on here act like a bunch pussies who are probably to fat to even ride a sport bike.

Demonpenz
06-24-2008, 09:05 AM
How did you let a cop catch you?

chasedude
06-24-2008, 09:06 AM
Vulture... such a ironic name for you.

I get a mental image of vultures picking at your bones after your wonderful attempt at stupidity.

Donger
06-24-2008, 09:08 AM
I don't blame him for driving fast, what else is a crotch rocket for? u guys on here act like a bunch pussies who are probably to fat to even ride a sport bike.

For some people, realizing that just because something can be done doesn't mean it should be done, comes naturally.

RedNeckRaider
06-24-2008, 09:10 AM
How did you let a cop catch you?

LMAO No shit!

whatsmynameagain
06-24-2008, 09:12 AM
For some people, realizing that just because something can be done doesn't mean it should be done, comes naturally.

its his choice just like its mine to go out and drive after getting tanked. I don't care about anyone on the road. if your in my way your fair game when im driving home at night. hey vulture what time was it when you got pulled over?


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Donger
06-24-2008, 09:13 AM
its his choice just like its mine to go out and drive after getting tanked. I don't care about anyone on the road. if your in my way your fair game when im driving home at night. hey vulture what time was it when you got pulled over?


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And, for some it does not.

Redrum_69
06-24-2008, 09:15 AM
I need more casino cash.

Adept Havelock
06-24-2008, 09:15 AM
It was in an urban area down here in Atlanta and this stupid pig came out of nowhere and put an end to my fun. I am sure I made his week because I bet he went back to the station and bragged to all his pig friends that he just pulled over some hotshot going over 100 on his sweet bike. Stupid pigs.:cuss:

Yeah, don't worry about having to call those same officers when your bike is stolen, or to scrape what remains of your brains off the pavement when you misjudge another driver or the road.

My only problem with it is the taxpayers are probably going to be stuck with the medical bills feeding and caring for your vegetable self after that wreck. :shake:

:doh!: That's where I've seen you before! You're the motorcyclist version of "The Kid" from The Stand.

For some people, realizing that just because something can be done doesn't mean it should be done, comes naturally.

Unfortunately, mental pre-adolescents like Vulture and Marlboro Chief/Whatsmynameagain will never realize that.

Look on the bright side. If they earn a Darwin award before they manage to convince Suzee down at the trailer park to reproduce with them, the species is better off.

Ceej
06-24-2008, 09:17 AM
This story would be a lot more cool if the bike you were referring to was a Schwinn or something.


Anyway, I'll post the obligatory RIP Vulture.

Dartgod
06-24-2008, 09:20 AM
I love me a good off-season pile-on. ROFL

MTG#10
06-24-2008, 09:22 AM
its his choice just like its mine to go out and drive after getting tanked. I don't care about anyone on the road. if your in my way your fair game when im driving home at night. hey vulture what time was it when you got pulled over?


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Absolutely the dumbest ****ing post Ive ever seen on an internet message board. I hope you die soon.

penguinz
06-24-2008, 09:26 AM
You are a god damned fool. Just because you think you are a good rider and you have never been in an accident it does not mean you are invulnerable to having one tomorrow. Grow the **** up and learn some responsibility.

Mr. Plow
06-24-2008, 09:28 AM
Absolutely the dumbest ****ing post Ive ever seen on an internet message board. I hope you die soon.

If he wasn't just doing it for attention, I'd agree.

Redrum_69
06-24-2008, 09:30 AM
I love me a good off-season pile-on. ROFL



so does your mom...

whatsmynameagain
06-24-2008, 09:31 AM
Absolutely the dumbest ****ing post Ive ever seen on an internet message board. I hope you die soon.

stay off the streets at night if you can't hang. seriously, would your wife and kids be out at 3am? do a better job of protecting them by keeping them put of my way when the bar closes dumb ****!

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Redrum_69
06-24-2008, 09:32 AM
stay off the streets at night if you can't hang. seriously, would your wife and kids be out at 3am? do a better job of protecting them by keeping them put of my way when the bar closes dumb ****!

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are you driving down the road as you type this?

kepp
06-24-2008, 09:34 AM
Posted via Mobile Device

Scary.

JBucc
06-24-2008, 09:34 AM
Hey guyz the other day I was going 120 in my Civic! I usually speed almost every day I guess it caught up to me LOL! Some dumb pig pulled me over LOL.

I guess going 120+ in a school zone in a stolen car is illegal LOL.

I can't help it though. Once I start it up and hear that 4 banger I just want to soar like a turkey LOL!

kepp
06-24-2008, 09:36 AM
are you driving down the road as you type this?

I'm thinking maybe his "mobile device" is the McDonald's drive-thru headset.

Adept Havelock
06-24-2008, 09:40 AM
I'm thinking maybe his "mobile device" is the McDonald's drive-thru headset.

Nah. That technology is far too sophisticated for him.

Donger
06-24-2008, 09:42 AM
stay off the streets at night if you can't hang. seriously, would your wife and kids be out at 3am? do a better job of protecting them by keeping them put of my way when the bar closes dumb ****!

Posted via Mobile Device

Can't hang? What does that mean?

whatsmynameagain
06-24-2008, 09:42 AM
are you driving down the road as you type this?

im driving your moms hole as I type this, prolly start pissing on her soon. be a good little boy and get her a towel.


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Mr. Plow
06-24-2008, 09:43 AM
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2234/2439128552_530f2d029e.jpg (http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2234/2439128552_530f2d029e.jpg)

Bowser
06-24-2008, 09:43 AM
stay off the streets at night if you can't hang. seriously, would your wife and kids be out at 3am? do a better job of protecting them by keeping them put of my way when the bar closes dumb ****!

Posted via Mobile Device

Do you believe in karma?

bkkcoh
06-24-2008, 09:43 AM
Are you trying to put chlorine in the gene pool?

chasedude
06-24-2008, 09:44 AM
stay off the streets at night if you can't hang. seriously, would your wife and kids be out at 3am? do a better job of protecting them by keeping them put of my way when the bar closes dumb ****!

Posted via Mobile Device

Don't you have a jail cell to return to?

Mr. Plow
06-24-2008, 09:45 AM
I'm thinking maybe his "mobile device" is the McDonald's drive-thru headset.


Nah, he's got a better job than that....


http://www.acf-fr.org/i/07-08-23_moped-1.jpg

Count Zarth
06-24-2008, 09:48 AM
Ever stolen a laptop?

Phobia
06-24-2008, 09:48 AM
Ever stolen a laptop?

Hah hah hah hah. Uh.

Phobia
06-24-2008, 09:50 AM
Nah, he's got a better job than that....


http://www.acf-fr.org/i/07-08-23_moped-1.jpg

You have to admit that's incredibly efficient. In the U.S. we'd be transporting that meat in a $120k refrigerated truck burning $5 worth of fuel every 7 miles.

Redrum_69
06-24-2008, 09:52 AM
im driving your moms hole as I type this, prolly start pissing on her soon. be a good little boy and get her a towel.


Posted via Mobile Device



your mom is like a dead end road...her crevices cant be filled even by the highway workers, no one cares about her enough to maintain her and you can tell she hasnt been ridden on in years, and now all she does is lay there waiting for anyone to pass by and dump their load on her.

Fairplay
06-24-2008, 09:52 AM
I should have opened this thread earlier. This is a good one.

Bowser
06-24-2008, 09:53 AM
your mom is like a dead end road...her crevices cant be filled even by the highway workers, no one cares about her enough to maintain her and you can tell she hasnt been ridden on in years, and now all she does is lay there waiting for anyone to pass by and dump their load on her.

LMAO

Easy 6
06-24-2008, 09:54 AM
im driving your moms hole as I type this, prolly start pissing on her soon. be a good little boy and get her a towel.


Posted via Mobile Device

You are one sorry little f*ckstick.

damaticous
06-24-2008, 09:54 AM
Huh? All I was doing was speeding. I wasnt smuggling narcotics or anything sheesh.

And for the record, I am a damn good rider and have been in several competitions in the past too. I also have a clear record of ZERO crashes and ZERO injuries.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

You may be a good rider, but from my understanding it's not a question of IF you are going to crash your bike, but WHEN.

My opinion...go ahead keep speeding, but if you crash your bike into one of my family members and hurt them, or let them see your dieing rotting corpse that will haunt them for the rest of their lives...I would have to sue the shit out of you, your family, your Insurance and anyone else I could think of for all the therapist bills I would have to pay.

If you want to drive that fast fine, but please do it where there is no one else around so you won't hurt anyone but yourself.

If you are in that much of a hurry...wake up earlier.

Thank you,

Damaticous and family.

Donger
06-24-2008, 09:56 AM
You may be a good rider, but from my understanding it's not a question of IF you are going to crash your bike, but WHEN.

My opinion...go ahead keep speeding, but if you crash your bike into one of my family members and hurt them, or let them see your dieing rotting corpse that will haunt them for the rest of their lives...I would have to sue the shit out of you, your family, your Insurance and anyone else I could think of for all the therapist bills I would have to pay.

If you want to drive that fast fine, but please do it where there is no one else around so you won't hurt anyone but yourself.

If you are in that much of a hurry...wake up earlier.

Thank you,

Damaticous and family.

I don't think you understand. He's a loner. A rebel.

You know, hanging with all the other loners and rebels, doing the same idiot things.

Bwana
06-24-2008, 09:57 AM
its his choice just like its mine to go out and drive after getting tanked. I don't care about anyone on the road.

:spock:

Braincase
06-24-2008, 09:58 AM
1. Adrenalin junkies die.
2. The only safe place to go 100 mph is on a sanctioned strip or track.
3. If you don't care what we think, why did you post it here?
4. Did you swipe a sweet laptop this past year?

One other thing... it really bothers me that you called a police officer that stopped you a pig. He was doing his job, enforcing the law, and looking out for public safety as well as your own. He puts his life on the line to protect people every day, and you have the nerve to deride him for doing his duty? You're a stoopfawk, and when you hit sand on a turn doing 80 and you slam your helmetless cranium against concrete, be sure to post pictures.

acesn8s
06-24-2008, 09:59 AM
There is nothing wrong w/ masturbation, I encourage it. It takes a real man to admit he `jacks.`
I thought it took a real man to be able to "jack"

Count Zarth
06-24-2008, 10:00 AM
Imagine, stealing a $1500 laptop and hopping onto your getaway crotch rocket and zipping away at 130 mph...the rush would be incredible.

kstater
06-24-2008, 10:02 AM
Yeah, I'm saying this is a dup account from someone who's bored.

acesn8s
06-24-2008, 10:07 AM
I can get girls without my bike but having it doesnt hurt. When I take them home with me and ask me where is my car, I tell them I have a bike instead . Their eyes immediately light up in excitement.

For the record I also have an Audi but its not as much fun to drive.
is this your girlfriend?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgqHPEgkhy0

QuikSsurfer
06-24-2008, 10:11 AM
Well, it finally happened. I usually speed on my bike almost everyday and it finally caught up to me. I got a ticket from this stupid pig.

I guess going 100+ without a helmet is againist the law or something LOL.

I just cant help it though. Once you get on those things you want to soar like a bird its not even funny.

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f86/quikssurfer/Seinfeld20-20Defective20Wheelchair.gif

BigRedChief
06-24-2008, 10:16 AM
One little bump at the wrong time at speeds like that, and you're street pizza.
Not to mention maybe taking out some innocent bystanders.:huh:

siberian khatru
06-24-2008, 10:25 AM
I didn't realize people still called cops "pigs." What is this, 1968?

tooge
06-24-2008, 10:30 AM
Yes, because I really give a crap what a bunch of dorks think of me on the internet. Oh the horror I dont have a high "rep" count on the Chiefs message board. Man, I envy those that do. :spock:hahhahahaaha riiiight.ROFL

And I will be taking my bike out on a closed race track more often with some of my buddies that also ride as well. It will be easier to do stunts and tricks.

That wont stop me from enjoying myself or my bike on the open urban roads though.

Hey douchebag will you please so some of your kickass riding up in the A highway in Liberty Mo. area? There are a couple of douchebags just like you that do it up my road and I absolutely love acting like I am going to accidentally drive my tractor into the road. I am simply waiting for the day that one of you tools careens out of control and into my ditch, or better yet, my stone columns or a tree. Then while you take your last breaths I can say "man you were cool, was it worth it?"

little jacob
06-24-2008, 10:31 AM
what kind of scoot you got? can I have the parts after you get gathered up into a trash bag one of these days?

Dartgod
06-24-2008, 10:37 AM
For the record I also have an Audi but its not as much fun to drive.
It wouldn't happen to be parked in your garage with two boots on the wheels, would it?

RedNeckRaider
06-24-2008, 10:40 AM
It wouldn't happen to be parked in your garage with two boots on the wheels, would it?

I think one of the posts bellow is right this is someone bored under another username. This guy and the whats my name clown have got to be a fake. Nobody is this lame less gochiefs.

Count Zarth
06-24-2008, 10:42 AM
I think one of the posts bellow is right this is someone bored under another username. This guy and the whats my name clown have got to be a fake. Nobody is this lame less gochiefs.

**** you.

gblowfish
06-24-2008, 10:43 AM
You're a stoopfawk, and when you hit sand on a turn doing 80 and you slam your helmetless cranium against concrete, be sure to post pictures.
Well, I did design a new Avitar for the guy....

Dartgod
06-24-2008, 10:54 AM
Well, I did design a new Avitar for the guy....
Get on it mods! Change his username to Midnight_Roadrash while you're at it.

Baconeater
06-24-2008, 10:57 AM
Well, I did design a new Avitar for the guy....
That's too big, it needs to be 150 x 150.

Pablo
06-24-2008, 11:05 AM
I hope you're the shirtless 130 lb. guy with a sweet back tat of your last name and denim jean shorts. I want to be you.

I haz dezirez to ride da street bieks but i no has da skill to look as kewl as ju!!

gblowfish
06-24-2008, 11:12 AM
That's too big, it needs to be 150 x 150.

Um...Okay. Fixed!

allen_kcCard
06-24-2008, 11:18 AM
This is another example of where I think that those signs and stickers with "Save a Life Look Twice" and such should have some fine print that has "except in teh case of those idiots who park thier bike anywhere they please, drive on the shoulder in traffic jams, roll up in front of people at lights, and ride like they were just told the cancer had spread and was untreatable...we hate those ****ers too".

BIG_DADDY
06-24-2008, 11:22 AM
God what bunch of dicks we have posting on here now.

Dartgod
06-24-2008, 11:23 AM
God what bunch of dicks we have posting on here now.
I miss the good ol' days when we were the only dickheads posting here. :D

BIG_DADDY
06-24-2008, 11:25 AM
I miss the good ol' days when we were the only dickheads posting here. :D

LMAO Actually they have taken peoples bikes from them permanently out here before. I am curious what the $$$$$ were for this one.

SPATCH
06-24-2008, 11:34 AM
the amount of extreme douche/tool-baggery from these guys is unspeakable...

i cosign to the theory that it's other posters masquerading under different usernames... bored

Saulbadguy
06-24-2008, 11:40 AM
My god, this is hilarious. Especially the part when he says we are jealous. This guy is a posting genious.

MIAdragon
06-24-2008, 11:42 AM
http://www.stephygee.com/semi1.jpg

Have a nice day.

Pablo
06-24-2008, 11:43 AM
My god, this is hilarious. Especially the part when he says we are jealous. This guy is a posting genious.He's right though. I AM jealous. This guy probably bangs skanks while doing 115 on his sick crotch rocket, all the while popping wheelies and slamming down Jack Daniels.

damaticous
06-24-2008, 11:54 AM
its his choice just like its mine to go out and drive after getting tanked. I don't care about anyone on the road. if your in my way your fair game when im driving home at night. hey vulture what time was it when you got pulled over?


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These dushbags can't be for real.:rolleyes: Grow up and get off the board.

Donger
06-24-2008, 11:57 AM
http://www.stephygee.com/semi1.jpg

Have a nice day.

Okay, I'm guessing the icky splat on the back of the truck is where a motorcyclist slammed into the back of it.

But, who's the guy in the jeans?

MIAdragon
06-24-2008, 12:00 PM
Okay, I'm guessing the icky splat on the back of the truck is where a motorcyclist slammed into the back of it.

But, who's the guy in the jeans?

Do we need some more pics?:evil:

Phobia
06-24-2008, 12:00 PM
http://www.motorcycle-accidents.com/bike_photo/1-7-04_c.jpg

Donger
06-24-2008, 12:03 PM
Do we need some more pics?:evil:

Sure.

BIG_DADDY
06-24-2008, 12:03 PM
http://www.motorcycle-accidents.com/bike_photo/1-7-04_c.jpg

I am sure that 90% of the guys who ever owned a good rice rocket have been over a 100. Everyone acts like this guy is nuts or something. Your top bikes are doing 0-60 in like 2.5 seconds now. Try keeping it under 100 all the time.

Donger
06-24-2008, 12:05 PM
Heh.

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8yoUaH6wGLs&hl=en"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8yoUaH6wGLs&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

gblowfish
06-24-2008, 12:07 PM
Guys blow by me all the time in the Grandview Triangle during rush hour, weaving across six lanes doing about 75 to 85 in heavy traffic. Scary.

Pitt Gorilla
06-24-2008, 12:07 PM
Two new accounts with posters trying to get attention. I'd guess that they are both duplicates.

Could be:
kotter
Tom Cash
etc.

Pablo
06-24-2008, 12:08 PM
I am sure that 90% of the guys who ever owned a good rice rocket have been over a 100. Everyone acts like this guy is nuts or something. Your top bikes are doing 0-60 in like 2.5 seconds now. Try keeping it under 100 all the time.A Corvette gets up to 60 mph in around 4-4.5 seconds. Why don't all the people I see on the highway driving Corvettes do 100+ everywhere they go?

damaticous
06-24-2008, 12:10 PM
I am sure that 90% of the guys who ever owned a good rice rocket have been over a 100. Everyone acts like this guy is nuts or something. Your top bikes are doing 0-60 in like 2.5 seconds now. Try keeping it under 100 all the time.

That may be true, but I think what everyone is trying to say is that it would be a horrible shame if the guy were to wreck and kill someone other than himself. Most RESPONSIBLE and RESPECTABLE people would do that in a secluded place not on city streets.

I don't think anyone really gives two shits if this guy dies. He's a free BOY and can do what he wants.

Personally, if I had a crotch rocket I'd go over 100 too, but I'd be as responsible as I could about it...and I think most people would probably say the same thing.

MIAdragon
06-24-2008, 12:10 PM
http://www.stephygee.com/semi3.jpg

http://www.stephygee.com/semi4.jpg

MIAdragon
06-24-2008, 12:11 PM
http://www.stephygee.com/semi5.jpg

http://www.stephygee.com/semi6.jpg

http://www.stephygee.com/semi7.jpg

http://www.stephygee.com/semi8.jpg

http://www.stephygee.com/semi9.jpg

Donger
06-24-2008, 12:11 PM
http://www.stephygee.com/semi3.jpg

http://www.stephygee.com/semi4.jpg

Oh. In the first picture, he looked like he was walking.

It would appear I was incorrect.

Pennywise
06-24-2008, 12:12 PM
Repost.

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/et0B-7gVTHU&hl=en"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/et0B-7gVTHU&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

acesn8s
06-24-2008, 12:14 PM
Hey douchebag will you please so some of your kickass riding up in the A highway in Liberty Mo. area? There are a couple of douchebags just like you that do it up my road and I absolutely love acting like I am going to accidentally drive my tractor into the road. I am simply waiting for the day that one of you tools careens out of control and into my ditch, or better yet, my stone columns or a tree. Then while you take your last breaths I can say "man you were cool, was it worth it?"
Or how about "Bet you ain't gonna do that again!"

FAX
06-24-2008, 12:15 PM
It's all fun and games until you break your femur in 7 places. Those stainless steel pins are expensive.

FAX

whatsmynameagain
06-24-2008, 12:18 PM
u guys must not know what having a goodtime is all about. a good time is much more than hallowing out redrums mother on a weeknight after idol!Posted via Mobile Device

morphius
06-24-2008, 12:18 PM
This is another example of where I think that those signs and stickers with "Save a Life Look Twice" and such should have some fine print that has "except in teh case of those idiots who park thier bike anywhere they please, drive on the shoulder in traffic jams, roll up in front of people at lights, and ride like they were just told the cancer had spread and was untreatable...we hate those ****ers too".
There are some states where it is legal for the bikers to go between the other traffic and move to the front of the line, some states it isn't.

Dartgod
06-24-2008, 12:18 PM
Okay, I'm guessing the icky splat on the back of the truck is where a motorcyclist slammed into the back of it.

But, who's the guy in the jeans?
That would be this guy...

http://www.snopes.com/photos/accident/tulsacrash.asp#photo4

EDIT: I see the photos have already been posted. Click the link to read the story, verified true by Snopes.

seclark
06-24-2008, 12:21 PM
this thread has taken a turn for the worst...
disturbing pics
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FAX
06-24-2008, 12:22 PM
Somebody hand me a beer out of the toilet tank.

FAX

acesn8s
06-24-2008, 12:22 PM
http://www.stephygee.com/semi3.jpg

http://www.stephygee.com/semi4.jpg
his last thoughts were "this is gonna hurt"

Donger
06-24-2008, 12:23 PM
That would be this guy...

http://graphics1.snopes.com/photos/accident/graphics/truckhelmet6.jpg

http://www.snopes.com/photos/accident/tulsacrash.asp#photo4

EDIT: I see the photos have already been posted. Click the second link to read the story, verified true by Snopes.

So, his friend died a week before.

From the same thing.

Fish
06-24-2008, 12:23 PM
That would be this guy...

http://graphics1.snopes.com/photos/accident/graphics/truckhelmet6.jpg

http://www.snopes.com/photos/accident/tulsacrash.asp#photo4

EDIT: I see the photos have already been posted. Click the second link to read the story, verified true by Snopes.

These are pictures from a motorcycle accident last week on <nobr>Highway 169</nobr> here in Tulsa. The guy was going over <nobr>125 mph</nobr> around <nobr>2 am</nobr> when he hit the back of the Yellow truck. The truck was going normal speed and did not know what had happened. He was drug approx a mile before the truck stopped. <nobr>Highway 169</nobr> is known for late night speed driving and trick driving of motorcycles.


That explains the lack of shoes.... that was confusing the hell out of me...

seclark
06-24-2008, 12:25 PM
Somebody hand me a beer out of the toilet tank.

FAX

go ahead...make fun. nobody steals it.
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Sully
06-24-2008, 12:26 PM
So, his friend died a week before.

From the same thing.

A week after...
But he was a seasoned rider.

BIG_DADDY
06-24-2008, 12:27 PM
That may be true, but I think what everyone is trying to say is that it would be a horrible shame if the guy were to wreck and kill someone other than himself. Most RESPONSIBLE and RESPECTABLE people would do that in a secluded place not on city streets.

I don't think anyone really gives two shits if this guy dies. He's a free BOY and can do what he wants.

Personally, if I had a crotch rocket I'd go over 100 too, but I'd be as responsible as I could about it...and I think most people would probably say the same thing.

I agree. Maybe I missed something but I didn't see that he was doing this in prime time traffic weaving in and out of cars. I think we have all seen a lot of idiots on motorcycles before. Being responsible about it is the key. There are a lot of public roads where you could do this without putting anyone else at risk. Even on my last harley trip we were frequently over 90. A bunch of deer slowed me down a little.

Donger
06-24-2008, 12:27 PM
A week after...
But he was a seasoned rider.

I don't know about seasoned. Tenderized, maybe.

Dartgod
06-24-2008, 12:27 PM
So, his friend died a week before.

From the same thing.
Actually, if you read below the pictures, his friend was killed a week after.

A few inaccuracies have crept into the text accompanying forwarded versions of these pictures. A 2008 variant carried the closing legend "He lived. Wear your helmet!", but unfortunately Brandon Lee did not survive the accident despite his wearing a helmet. Also, the friend of Brandon's who "was killed 1 week before this on his motorcycle going 120+ on Highway 169" referenced in the second example above was 21-year-old Devin Seigal, who was killed in a similar motorcycle accident five days after Brandon's death (and had, in fact, attended Brandon's funeral).

acesn8s
06-24-2008, 12:27 PM
That would be this guy...

http://www.snopes.com/photos/accident/tulsacrash.asp#photo4

EDIT: I see the photos have already been posted. Click the link to read the story, verified true by Snopes.
And his friend died 5 days later in a similar accident after attending his funeral.:doh!:

BIG_DADDY
06-24-2008, 12:29 PM
There are some states where it is legal for the bikers to go between the other traffic and move to the front of the line, some states it isn't.

What state would make that illegal? That's ridiculous. That poster obviously has an issue with anyone passing him.

acesn8s
06-24-2008, 12:29 PM
These are pictures from a motorcycle accident last week on <NOBR>Highway 169</NOBR> here in Tulsa. The guy was going over <NOBR>125 mph</NOBR> around <NOBR>2 am</NOBR> when he hit the back of the Yellow truck. The truck was going normal speed and did not know what had happened. He was drug approx a mile before the truck stopped. <NOBR>Highway 169</NOBR> is known for late night speed driving and trick driving of motorcycles.


That explains the lack of shoes.... that was confusing the hell out of me...
The stunt knocked his shoes off. (rim shot)

MIAdragon
06-24-2008, 12:30 PM
What state would make that illegal? That's ridiculous. That poster obviously has an issue with anyone passing him.


wha!? forming your own lane is ok? So If I own a small car and can fit between 2 trucks its ok for me to do so!?

acesn8s
06-24-2008, 12:31 PM
What state would make that illegal? That's ridiculous. That poster obviously has an issue with anyone passing him.all but cali i think

Dartgod
06-24-2008, 12:31 PM
What state would make that illegal? That's ridiculous. That poster obviously has an issue with anyone passing him.
You had to have misunderstood.

BIG_DADDY
06-24-2008, 12:33 PM
all but cali i think

I highly doubt that. Everywhere I go they do it. I don't know why people get all mad it's not like they are slowing them down or anything.

morphius
06-24-2008, 12:38 PM
I highly doubt that. Everywhere I go they do it. I don't know why people get all mad it's not like they are slowing them down or anything.
Cali is the only one that I know is legal, but I haven't looked too closely.

alanm
06-24-2008, 12:39 PM
Well, it finally happened. I usually speed on my bike almost everyday and it finally caught up to me. I got a ticket from this stupid pig.

I guess going 100+ without a helmet is againist the law or something LOL.

I just cant help it though. Once you get on those things you want to soar like a bird its not even funny.
Until you come to a sudden stop. :shake:

Donger
06-24-2008, 12:42 PM
I highly doubt that. Everywhere I go they do it. I don't know why people get all mad it's not like they are slowing them down or anything.

"Anyone who's spent time in Bay Area traffic knows motorcyclists rarely hesitate to zip between gridlocked cars. It's called ``lane splitting,'' and, to the chagrin of many motorists, California is one of the few states where it's legal."

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2000/10/30/MN87097.DTL

KC Dan
06-24-2008, 12:43 PM
What state would make that illegal? That's ridiculous. That poster obviously has an issue with anyone passing him.
I say "Ban it". I have a brother in the ground due to this shite Cali crap. Use a F'n lane or go ride in the desert. Bikes riding between cars and not in a lane is incredibly dangerous. As if riding a bike in Cali isn't dangerous already due to idiot drivers in cars.

BIG_DADDY
06-24-2008, 12:46 PM
I say "Ban it". I have a brother in the ground due to this shite Cali crap. Use a F'n lane or go ride in the desert. Bikes riding between cars and not in a lane is incredibly dangerous. As if riding a bike in Cali isn't dangerous already due to idiot drivers in cars.

WOW. Sorry to hear about your brother. At stoplights it's actually safer as you don't get rear ended. As far as gridlock traffic is concerned the only thing that makes it dangerous is the typical road rage Mr. Wheeler that doesn't want anyone passing him. I am not sure what the desert thing is all about.

Dartgod
06-24-2008, 12:52 PM
"Anyone who's spent time in Bay Area traffic knows motorcyclists rarely hesitate to zip between gridlocked cars. It's called ``lane splitting,'' and, to the chagrin of many motorists, California is one of the few states where it's legal."

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2000/10/30/MN87097.DTL
No shit? I would have never guessed this is legal anywhere. Seems somewhat unsafe to me. People have enough problems paying attention to the car in the lane next to them, let alone motorcycles zipping in between them at a higher prevailing speed.

Frazod
06-24-2008, 12:52 PM
Cali is the only one that I know is legal, but I haven't looked too closely.

I remember the f#ckers screaming past lanes of stopped traffic on I-90 in Sacramento. How that can't be considered dangerous is beyond me. It's also rude and annoying as hell. But so is pretty much anyone with a California plate on their vehicle, be it a car, bike or truck. Nastiest drivers I've ever seen anywhere; it's like they get paid to be complete pricks.

whatsmynameagain
06-24-2008, 12:55 PM
I knew brandon well. you people are pathetic and defintely jealous. so ****ing fat can't even see your own dickPosted via Mobile Device

KC Dan
06-24-2008, 12:56 PM
WOW. Sorry to hear about your brother. At stoplights it's actually safer as you don't get rear ended. As far as gridlock traffic is concerned the only thing that makes it dangerous is the typical road rage Mr. Wheeler that doesn't want anyone passing him. I am not sure what the desert thing is all about.
You don't have to woory too much about SUV's changing lanes with no notice in the desert.

Easy 6
06-24-2008, 12:58 PM
I knew brandon well. you people are pathetic and defintely jealous. so ****ing fat can't even see your own dickPosted via Mobile Device

We cant see our cock 'cause its in your mouth...MUMBLE OUR NAME BITCH!

Donger
06-24-2008, 12:59 PM
I knew brandon well. you people are pathetic and defintely jealous. so ****ing fat can't even see your own dickPosted via Mobile Device

There's that word again: jealous. What are we jealous about?

siberian khatru
06-24-2008, 01:00 PM
We cant see our cock 'cause its in your mouth...MUMBLE OUR NAME BITCH!

LMAO

DaFace
06-24-2008, 01:01 PM
I knew brandon well. you people are pathetic and defintely jealous. so ****ing fat can't even see your own dickPosted via Mobile Device

Jealous that we're not dead? :spock:

Donger
06-24-2008, 01:01 PM
We cant see our cock 'cause its in your mouth...MUMBLE OUR NAME BITCH!

I was going to post exactly the same thing.

Easy 6
06-24-2008, 01:04 PM
I was going to post exactly the same thing.

Say it again...'Slow Folk' need a lot of repetition to learn anything.

BIG_DADDY
06-24-2008, 01:04 PM
I remember the f#ckers screaming past lanes of stopped traffic on I-90 in Sacramento. How that can't be considered dangerous is beyond me. It's also rude and annoying as hell. But so is pretty much anyone with a California plate on their vehicle, be it a car, bike or truck. Nastiest drivers I've ever seen anywhere; it's like they get paid to be complete pricks.

LMAO

whatsmynameagain
06-24-2008, 01:04 PM
We cant see our cock 'cause its in your mouth...MUMBLE OUR NAME BITCH!

that's it scott, let everyone know that you think about men sucking cock. your not gay you just have gay thoughts, right? well olly olly oxenfree you queer and come on out


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Baconeater
06-24-2008, 01:04 PM
WOW. Sorry to hear about your brother. At stoplights it's actually safer as you don't get rear ended. As far as gridlock traffic is concerned the only thing that makes it dangerous is the typical road rage Mr. Wheeler that doesn't want anyone passing him. I am not sure what the desert thing is all about.

If they're doing it thru stopped or slow moving traffic I don't see the problem. OTOH screaming in between cars that are already going the speed limit is stupid, I ****ing hate it when jackasses do that.

Donger
06-24-2008, 01:06 PM
that's it scott, let everyone know that you think about men sucking cock. your not gay you just have gay thoughts, right? well olly olly oxenfree you queer and come on out


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I asked you a question: what are "we" jealous about?

Easy 6
06-24-2008, 01:06 PM
that's it scott, let everyone know that you think about men sucking cock. your not gay you just have gay thoughts, right? well olly olly oxenfree you queer and come on out


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Who told you to talk?...PUT IT BACK IN YOUR MOUTH!

whatsmynameagain
06-24-2008, 01:08 PM
I was going to post exactly the same thing.

have you and scott traded pms yet? im sure you two could get really steamy with each other. you could be each others crotch rockets. sheep think alike, time to get out the sheers fr these queers.


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Donger
06-24-2008, 01:09 PM
have you and scott traded pms yet? im sure you two could get really steamy with each other. you could be each others crotch rockets. sheep think alike, time to get out the sheers fr these queers.


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No.

BIG_DADDY
06-24-2008, 01:10 PM
If they're doing it thru stopped or slow moving traffic I don't see the problem. OTOH screaming in between cars that are already going the speed limit is stupid, I ****ing hate it when jackasses do that.

They don't let you do that at regular speed. I want to say traffic has to be moving 20 MPH or slower to be legal but don't hold me to that number.

The motorcyclists that cause the biggest problem by far are the rookies on their shiney new Hyabusa's.

Truth be know bicyclists are a much bigger problem here.

Sully
06-24-2008, 01:11 PM
Did someone just say "olly olly oxenfree?"

...just checking...

whatsmynameagain
06-24-2008, 01:12 PM
Who told you to talk?...PUT IT BACK IN YOUR MOUTH!

dude im not cybering with you. please stop. random people come to chiefsplanet and see the scott and donger types and then wonder why all people think chiefs fans are queers.


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Donger
06-24-2008, 01:12 PM
Did someone just say "olly olly oxenfree?"

...just checking...

I think it's some kind of homosexual motorcycle gang slogan, or something.

seclark
06-24-2008, 01:13 PM
Did someone just say "olly olly oxenfree?"

...just checking...

olly olly oxenfree
your back windshield
sticks to me
sec

FAX
06-24-2008, 01:14 PM
Who's Olly? And why are his oxen free?

FAX

Donger
06-24-2008, 01:15 PM
olly olly oxenfree
your back windshield
sticks to me
sec

At least Brandon was wearing his helmet. That probably helped, as it was the last thing that went through his mind.

Easy 6
06-24-2008, 01:15 PM
dude im not cybering with you. please stop. random people come to chiefsplanet and see the scott and donger types and then wonder why all people think chiefs fans are queers.


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You say things like 'I Dont Care About Others Lives On The Road, I Love To Get Hammered & Drive' & WE are the queers?

I'm not 'cybering' with you either, your not worth my time idiot.

BIG_DADDY
06-24-2008, 01:16 PM
Who's Olly? And why are his oxen free?

FAX

You looking for a little free oxen action?

Redrum_69
06-24-2008, 01:16 PM
the best one yet...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=uNk8eqIjqTU&feature=related


HOLY SHIT>>>BEST KILLING GAME EVAR!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbbKeh40LvY

TIME KILLERS!!!!!

Midnight_Vulture
06-24-2008, 01:20 PM
You may be a good rider, but from my understanding it's not a question of IF you are going to crash your bike, but WHEN.

My opinion...go ahead keep speeding, but if you crash your bike into one of my family members and hurt them, or let them see your dieing rotting corpse that will haunt them for the rest of their lives...I would have to sue the shit out of you, your family, your Insurance and anyone else I could think of for all the therapist bills I would have to pay.

If you want to drive that fast fine, but please do it where there is no one else around so you won't hurt anyone but yourself.

If you are in that much of a hurry...wake up earlier.

Thank you,

Damaticous and family.

This this is the dumbest arguement ever. No offense.

BUt i hate the whole "its not a matter of if...but when". You can say the same about driving in a car.

Believe me I take the precautions and I know what I am doing. So some of you need to lay the F off.

Dont hate cause you are too fat to ride or cant afford one.

By the way, the chicks that love it live near Georgia Tech campus. They love bikes down here haha. I am originally from the midwest and chicks loved it up there but the south takes the cake. They cant get enough of my bike.

Pestilence
06-24-2008, 01:21 PM
I remember the f#ckers screaming past lanes of stopped traffic on I-90 in Sacramento. How that can't be considered dangerous is beyond me. It's also rude and annoying as hell. But so is pretty much anyone with a California plate on their vehicle, be it a car, bike or truck. Nastiest drivers I've ever seen anywhere; it's like they get paid to be complete pricks.

I don't get paid.

Donger
06-24-2008, 01:22 PM
This this is the dumbest arguement ever. No offense.

BUt i hate the whole "its not a matter of if...but when". You can say the same about driving in a car.

Believe me I take the precautions and I know what I am doing. So some of you need to lay the F off.

Dont hate cause you are too fat to ride or cant afford one.

By the way, the chicks that love it live near Georgia Tech campus. They love bikes down here haha. I am originally from the midwest and chicks loved it up there but the south takes the cake. They cant get enough of my bike.

Do you have even a basic understanding of physics? Are there air bags on motorcycles? Seat belts? Are you surrounded by an energy-absorbing cage of metal?

whatsmynameagain
06-24-2008, 01:23 PM
I think it's some kind of homosexual motorcycle gang slogan, or something.

you just can't stop with it. its an itch with you that you want to scratch. face it donger, your a ****ing fag.


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trndobrd
06-24-2008, 01:24 PM
This this is the dumbest arguement ever. No offense.

BUt i hate the whole "its not a matter of if...but when". You can say the same about driving in a car.

Believe me I take the precautions and I know what I am doing. So some of you need to lay the F off.

Dont hate cause you are too fat to ride or cant afford one.

By the way, the chicks that love it live near Georgia Tech campus. They love bikes down here haha. I am originally from the midwest and chicks loved it up there but the south takes the cake. They cant get enough of my bike.


What precautions do you take?

Donger
06-24-2008, 01:24 PM
you just can't stop with it. its an itch with you that you want to scratch. face it donger, your a ****ing Rump Ranger.


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Again, what are we jealous about?

Redrum_69
06-24-2008, 01:25 PM
They cant get enough of my bike.


your mom couldnt get enough of my bike either, i laid rubber all over her asphalt.

I think she still may have some tread marks on her.

and yes, i was wearing protection...i always wear a helmet

morphius
06-24-2008, 01:26 PM
If they're doing it thru stopped or slow moving traffic I don't see the problem. OTOH screaming in between cars that are already going the speed limit is stupid, I ****ing hate it when jackasses do that.
I see cars do that all the time as well.

Midnight_Vulture
06-24-2008, 01:29 PM
What precautions do you take?

I am a very alert and defensive driver. Not like Ben Rothlesburger or some other stupid meathead like that.

I am actually well aware of my surroundings unlike some riders.

StcChief
06-24-2008, 01:31 PM
I am a very alert and defensive driver. Not like Ben Rothlesburger or some other stupid meathead like that.

I am actually well aware of my surroundings unlike some riders.

yeah. alert/defensive at over 100. Speed kills, the pavement always wins.
. a Darwin award awaits you.

Frazod
06-24-2008, 01:31 PM
I don't get paid.

Ask around. I really think you're missing out. :D

That was the one knock on the vacation we took out there last year (Yosemite/Tahoe area) - the drivers were just awful. Proactively rude. Deliberately difficult. Good luck trying to merge, ever. Perhaps one driver in 20 would let you in. It's like they would anticipate my changing lanes and deliberately speed up/slow down. I've driven in Boston, New York, Philadelphia and Chicago, and all points in between, and I've never seen anything like it.

Next time I go out there, I'm renting an Abrams.

Donger
06-24-2008, 01:32 PM
I am a very alert and defensive driver. Not like Ben Rothlesburger or some other stupid meathead like that.

I am actually well aware of my surroundings unlike some riders.

You classify going 100+ mph on a motorcycle as "defensive"?

Was it dark, BTW?

And, considering that you were pulled over, it seems clear that you aren't as aware of your surroundings as you thought.

Lzen
06-24-2008, 01:33 PM
same thing happened to me last wednesday leaving the power and light district except I was hammered. cop let me go, it was awesome. cat wait for this wednesday.

I hope when you kill yourself, you don't take any innocents with you. Hopefully, it is sooner than later.

trndobrd
06-24-2008, 01:36 PM
I am a very alert and defensive driver. Not like Ben Rothlesburger or some other stupid meathead like that.

I am actually well aware of my surroundings unlike some riders.


"Alert" huh? So you are alert enough to tell whether the chick on the cellphone is going to pull into a left hand turn as you enter an intersection? Alert enough to see a roofing nail at 100mph?

I assume you've taken a motorcycle safety course?

Dayze
06-24-2008, 01:39 PM
Huh? All I was doing was speeding. I wasnt smuggling narcotics or anything sheesh.

And for the record, I am a damn good rider and have been in several competitions in the past too. I also have a clear record of ZERO crashes and ZERO injuries.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Two kinds of motorcyclists; those who have crashed, and those who will.

Wear your helmet and gear (assuming you have some)
:shake:

tooge
06-24-2008, 01:43 PM
This this is the dumbest arguement ever. No offense.

BUt i hate the whole "its not a matter of if...but when". You can say the same about driving in a car.

Believe me I take the precautions and I know what I am doing. So some of you need to lay the F off.

Dont hate cause you are too fat to ride or cant afford one.

By the way, the chicks that love it live near Georgia Tech campus. They love bikes down here haha. I am originally from the midwest and chicks loved it up there but the south takes the cake. They cant get enough of my bike.

I could afford ten of those stupid ass bikes. I am not fat in the least bit. I would have no probs getting plenty of gals in my truck but I'm married. Get off the jealousy take. It has nothing to do with it. It has to do with the fact that some guys on this board like me have wives and children they love. When some yahoo says that a "pig" busted them for going 100 mph on city streets it makes them realize how endangered the family is. No, most families aren't out at 2am, but some moms and dads that work the night shift could be out on the road and easily get into a wreck with someone doing 100mph. that is why there are speed limits. The "pig" you mentioned might be the first one there when you do have a wreck, your inability to recognize that shows immaturity. If it weren't for a "pig", I might have died in a hit and run with a drunk. If you are that good and that adrenaline pumped, then join the racing circuit or the circus. But, by all means, let the rest of us have safe roads to drive on.

RedNeckRaider
06-24-2008, 01:44 PM
Two kinds of motorcyclists; those who have crashed, and those who will.

Wear your helmet and gear (assuming you have some)
:shake:

No go with no bucket please! Go faster! shoot for 200 mph!

sedated
06-24-2008, 01:44 PM
I am a very alert and defensive driver.

I'm a very good driver

<img src="http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/adc/10101880A~Dustin-Hoffman-Rain-Man-Posters.jpg">

gblowfish
06-24-2008, 01:44 PM
This guy is either a monumental mouth breather, or a CPer working under an alias stirring the pot for his own amusement.

Actually, he's a mouth breather either way.

Dayze
06-24-2008, 01:46 PM
"Alert" huh? So you are alert enough to tell whether the chick on the cellphone is going to pull into a left hand turn as you enter an intersection? Alert enough to see a roofing nail at 100mph?

I assume you've taken a motorcycle safety course?

:clap:
I read somewhere that when you're doing 65, you're traveling at something like 80' per second....

don't forget about mechanical faliures, tire blow outs, road debris and other things that are beyond a riders' control.

whatsmynameagain
06-24-2008, 01:46 PM
I hope when you kill yourself, you don't take any innocents with you. Hopefully, it is sooner than later.

such hate in this post. seriously, you are hoping I kill myself wtf? I bet you are against abortion and for the death penalty too huh? if you are afraid of the night don't come out. hopefully if I do take anyone out its you or your family members.


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Lzen
06-24-2008, 01:46 PM
its his choice just like its mine to go out and drive after getting tanked. I don't care about anyone on the road. if your in my way your fair game when im driving home at night. hey vulture what time was it when you got pulled over?


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This douchenozzle cannot possibly be serious.

Can he? :shake:

Dayze
06-24-2008, 01:49 PM
I respect your right to not wear a helmet or gear; but you should respect others' right when they call you a friggin' moron for not wearing one/any.

Seriously though; hope you stay safe/as safe as you can etc. I hate hearing about bike crashes.

BIG_DADDY
06-24-2008, 01:49 PM
Ask around. I really think you're missing out. :D

That was the one knock on the vacation we took out there last year (Yosemite/Tahoe area) - the drivers were just awful. Proactively rude. Deliberately difficult. Good luck trying to merge, ever. Perhaps one driver in 20 would let you in. It's like they would anticipate my changing lanes and deliberately speed up/slow down. I've driven in Boston, New York, Philadelphia and Chicago, and all points in between, and I've never seen anything like it.

Next time I go out there, I'm renting an Abrams.

Yea it's pretty bad. The Chinese will ****ing kill you here. Far and away the most deadly drivers on the road. The San Mateo highlands had a chinese driver go to hit his brakes and he accidentally hit his gas ran over a boat load of kids awhile back. These guys seem like they are never charged either.

Cell phones are another huge problem here, I never thought I would say this but I am so glad we are implimenting hands free legislation at the first of next month.

|Zach|
06-24-2008, 01:49 PM
It was in an urban area down here in Atlanta and this stupid pig came out of nowhere and put an end to my fun. I am sure I made his week because I bet he went back to the station and bragged to all his pig friends that he just pulled over some hotshot going over 100 on his sweet bike. Stupid pigs.:cuss:

Enjoy the ticket.

whatsmynameagain
06-24-2008, 01:50 PM
I could afford ten of those stupid ass bikes. I am not fat in the least bit. I would have no probs getting plenty of gals in my truck but I'm married. Get off the jealousy take. It has nothing to do with it. It has to do with the fact that some guys on this board like me have wives and children they love. When some yahoo says that a "pig" busted them for going 100 mph on city streets it makes them realize how endangered the family is. No, most families aren't out at 2am, but some moms and dads that work the night shift could be out on the road and easily get into a wreck with someone doing 100mph. that is why there are speed limits. The "pig" you mentioned might be the first one there when you do have a wreck, your inability to recognize that shows immaturity. If it weren't for a "pig", I might have died in a hit and run with a drunk. If you are that good and that adrenaline pumped, then join the racing circuit or the circus. But, by all means, let the rest of us have safe roads to drive on.

wow what a pussy. seriously this guy should be voted chiefsplanet blowhard of the year

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BIG_DADDY
06-24-2008, 01:50 PM
such hate in this post. seriously, you are hoping I kill myself wtf? I bet you are against abortion and for the death penalty too huh? if you are afraid of the night don't come out. hopefully if I do take anyone out its you or your family members.


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Quit saying stupid shit dude. How much was the ticket?

Fish
06-24-2008, 01:51 PM
I am a very alert and defensive driver. Not like Ben Rothlesburger or some other stupid meathead like that.

I am actually well aware of my surroundings unlike some riders.

I hear Brandon was also a very alert and defensive driver... and he was smart enough to even wear a helmet.

Bwana
06-24-2008, 01:51 PM
such hate in this post. seriously, you are hoping I kill myself wtf? I bet you are against abortion and for the death penalty too huh? if you are afraid of the night don't come out. hopefully if I do take anyone out its you or your family members.


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:spock:


Jesus, One of you mods want to flush this piece of **** back down the drain? Fuggen waste of skin.

Midnight_Vulture
06-24-2008, 01:53 PM
Two kinds of motorcyclists; those who have crashed, and those who will.

Wear your helmet and gear (assuming you have some)
:shake:

UGH so not true.

And I do sometimes wear gear and a helmet but I can do without them as well.

And to the who "Two kinds of motorcyclists" crap whatever.

My uncle has been riding for nearly 30 years and he has NEVER been in an accident. So there goes that theory.

FAX
06-24-2008, 01:53 PM
I've lost track of all the numbskulls. How many are we up to, now?

FAX

Dayze
06-24-2008, 01:55 PM
UGH so not true.

And I do sometimes wear gear and a helmet but I can do without them as well.

And to the who "Two kinds of motorcyclists" crap whatever.

My uncle has been riding for nearly 30 years and he has NEVER been in an accident. So there goes that theory.

Understood; good for your uncle.
I'm just saying that's a lot to leave to chance. If I'm going to check out, I don't want it to be in a parking lot going 15mph and smacking my skull against the curb.

Just be careful man.

Midnight_Vulture
06-24-2008, 01:55 PM
I hear Brandon was also a very alert and defensive driver... and he was smart enough to even wear a helmet.

Who the F is Brandon???:doh!:

Fish
06-24-2008, 02:01 PM
Who the F is Brandon???:doh!:

Your buddy.... he was a fellow alert and defensive driver who liked to speed at night...

http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/9217/truckhelmet3ad1zz0.jpg

And now he only has one sock.

But I'm pretty sure he was cool with the chicks...

Adept Havelock
06-24-2008, 02:02 PM
I hope when you kill yourself, you don't take any innocents with you. Hopefully, it is sooner than later.

100+? He ought to get a mention on the news when he discovers the joys of going from 100+ to Zero in .1 seconds. Hopefully he packs a spatula on the bike.

Midnight_Vulture
06-24-2008, 02:02 PM
Bwahahaha oh THAT guy.

Should I start posting pics of random car accidents too???

Sully
06-24-2008, 02:03 PM
What precautions do you take?

Two shirts. Maybe a jacket.

whatsmynameagain
06-24-2008, 02:03 PM
have any of you never drove drunk? then shut the **** up!
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morphius
06-24-2008, 02:04 PM
UGH so not true.

And I do sometimes wear gear and a helmet but I can do without them as well.

And to the who "Two kinds of motorcyclists" crap whatever.

My uncle has been riding for nearly 30 years and he has NEVER been in an accident. So there goes that theory.
Yeah, I never see GP pro riders take a fall they were not expecting on the track, but I'm sure you are a better rider than they are, and the roads are of course better than a track...

morphius
06-24-2008, 02:04 PM
have any of you never drove drunk? then shut the **** up!
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No I haven't, not even close.

Pablo
06-24-2008, 02:04 PM
Dont hate cause you are too fat to ride or cant afford one.

Can't afford one? The kind of bikes you probably own don't even surpass the $10K mark on a regular basis. You can go get a brand new, sick rice rocket for $7K. You must be loaded dude. Seeing as how you can afford a street bike.

RedNeckRaider
06-24-2008, 02:07 PM
Can't afford one? The kind of bikes you probably own don't even surpass the $10K mark on a regular basis. You can go get a brand new, sick rice rocket for $7K. You must be loaded dude. Seeing as how you can afford a street bike.

LMAO

Donger
06-24-2008, 02:08 PM
have any of you never drove drunk? then shut the **** up!
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No.

BIG_DADDY
06-24-2008, 02:09 PM
Yeah, I never see GP pro riders take a fall they were not expecting on the track, but I'm sure you are a better rider than they are, and the roads are of course better than a track...

This guy can't be for real. Anyone with any real experience would never talk like that.

whatsmynameagain
06-24-2008, 02:10 PM
your jealous cause your fatass won't fit on one. and im sure you've never drove drunk. ****ing hypocritesPosted via Mobile Device

Pablo
06-24-2008, 02:13 PM
LMAOI mean, c'mon, the guy acts like he got pulled over in his Lambo. "You're all just jealous I have a Lambo, and you can't do 190 MPH in your $250,000 car."

If that were the case, there may actually be some sort of penis envy, but it's a f*cking rice rocket for f*cks sake, I pay more in tuition and housing in a 4 month period than he does for his super sweet bike that gets all the chicks.

F*ck, if you want to pick up p*ssy, get a Mustang, or a Trans Am. Chicks love those cars...and the best thing, you can actually carry up to *3* girls in an automobile, and if you're lucky, you can have the luxury of f*cking in a tiny backseat.

RedNeckRaider
06-24-2008, 02:13 PM
This guy can't be for real. Anyone with any real experience would never talk like that.

As has been said several times smart money is a fake username(s) by a bored member(s). If not both these clowns are most likely teenagers talking big on the pute.

sedated
06-24-2008, 02:13 PM
have any of you never drove drunk?


nope, not that I can recall.

Donger
06-24-2008, 02:14 PM
your jealous cause your fatass won't fit on one. and im sure you've never drove drunk. ****ing hypocritesPosted via Mobile Device

Considering I ride 15 miles/per day, I'd say that you're mistaken.

Please note the correct spelling of "you're"

Lzen
06-24-2008, 02:14 PM
such hate in this post. seriously, you are hoping I kill myself wtf? I bet you are against abortion and for the death penalty too huh? if you are afraid of the night don't come out. hopefully if I do take anyone out its you or your family members.


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And I hope that if I am out at 3am (which would be rare) and I see you, I accidentally pull out in front of you going over 100mph on city streets. Get a clue, dipshit. It's not your personal playground just because it's in the middle of the night.

tooge
06-24-2008, 02:16 PM
wow what a pussy. seriously this guy should be voted chiefsplanet blowhard of the year

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Pussy? Ok there chief. Its called mature, responsible, and accountable for my actions. Do I like beer? You bet, sometimes way to many. Do I drive after? Not a chance, I have too much fun in life hunting, golfing, fishing, and otherwise just being a smartass father and husband. It takes a real man to take responsability and be accountable for his actions pal. Any idiot can go 100mph on a bike and get pulled over. Any idiot can drive drunk. I take the drunk driving personally, cause some "pussy" was driving drunk and ran off the road and hit me while I was running. So you douchebag are obviously the pussy. What have you ever done in your life to constitute being a real man? Go get drunk one last time and drive off the paseo bridge or something. Quit breathin my air loser.

Pablo
06-24-2008, 02:17 PM
Is it wrong that I want to explore a career in commercial trucking now so I can help plaster idiots like these two?

It would be pretty simple..you see one headlight approaching at incredible speeds, you hear a weedeater running, then you accidentally switch lanes at the last second...

"Oh no officer, I never saw or heard anything, I just felt a little bump and saw this rice rocket scatter into a million pieces."

whatsmynameagain
06-24-2008, 02:18 PM
nope, not that I can recall.
theres nothing wrong with it if you are good at it and im great at drunk driver.


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Lzen
06-24-2008, 02:18 PM
Bwahahaha oh THAT guy.

Should I start posting pics of random car accidents too???

Sure, do that if you like. We could also post the statistics of how much more likely it is to die in a motorcycle accident than a car accident. But no, we won't do that. You're too cool for stats.

Bowser
06-24-2008, 02:19 PM
theres nothing wrong with it if you are good at it and im great at drunk driver.


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I bet you tell the ladies that you're a good dancer, too. Let me help you out - no you're not. At either one.

tooge
06-24-2008, 02:19 PM
theres nothing wrong with it if you are good at it and im great at drunk driver.


Posted via Mobile Device

and grammar too. Thats it young man, I'm calling your mother. go to your room.

Frazod
06-24-2008, 02:20 PM
your jealous cause your fatass won't fit on one. and im sure you've never drove drunk. ****ing hypocritesPosted via Mobile Device

I drove drunk alot. Fast as hell, too. But I never wore it as a badge of honor. It's something kids do because they're stupid, thoughtless and irresponsible. Mostly you grow out of it. Unless you die or are just a complete f#cking loser. Hopefully if you do die you won't take anybody else with you.

There is certainly a great deal of hypocrasy going on in this thread. But you're just flat out being a dick, too.

Bowser
06-24-2008, 02:20 PM
Yep.

FAX
06-24-2008, 02:20 PM
So far, we have 5 posters willing to commit vehicular homicide on sight. Could be worse, I suppose. The Giant Toads could already be as far north as Oklahoma.

FAX

chasedude
06-24-2008, 02:20 PM
theres nothing wrong with it if you are good at it and im great at drunk driver.


Famous last words.... I see a Darwin award in your future.

Lzen
06-24-2008, 02:21 PM
have any of you never drove drunk? then shut the **** up!
Posted via Mobile Device

Probably many have. And if said posters had gotten pulled over then they would have realized that they were the dipshit instead of blaming the police for simply doing their job. Sure, I did a lot of stupid stuff in my youth. Don't think I ever was stupid enough to drive like a maniac after drinking, though.

FAX
06-24-2008, 02:21 PM
... im great at drunk driver.

LMAO

I'll bet.

FAX

RedNeckRaider
06-24-2008, 02:22 PM
theres nothing wrong with it if you are good at it and im great at drunk driver.


Posted via Mobile Device

Man the other clown can at least play the part! You on the other hand have no game. It must be a drag to suck at being a troll LMAO

Chiefnj2
06-24-2008, 02:22 PM
Drive as fast as you like, just do the rest of us 2 favors:

1. Don't crash into anyone else.
2. If you feel like you are losing it, aim for the guardrail. I hate it when traffic backs up because of a body on the road. Don't inconvenience others.

Iowanian
06-24-2008, 02:22 PM
I hope someone gets the video and puts it on youtube when you hit a box turtle going that fast.

whatsmynameagain
06-24-2008, 02:24 PM
Considering I ride 15 miles/per day, I'd say that you're mistaken.

Please note the correct spelling of "you're"

not surprising at all. does all that "riding" make scott tired?


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Redrum_69
06-24-2008, 02:24 PM
So far, we have 5 posters willing to commit vehicular homicide on sight. Could be worse, I suppose. The Giant Toads could already be as far north as Oklahoma.

FAX



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Agarkroete_fg4.jpg

Donger
06-24-2008, 02:25 PM
not surprising at all. does all that "riding" make scott tired?


Posted via Mobile Device

I'm sorry, but I don't understand your question.

Stinger
06-24-2008, 02:29 PM
im great at drunk driver.




Well this rules out Jared Allen any other ideas on who the poster is?

Iowanian
06-24-2008, 02:30 PM
if you are afraid of the night don't come out. hopefully if I do take anyone out its you or your family members.


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I hope when you get too full of Boone's farm and wind the sub-compact up to 3 digits, its only a bridge post you hit.

acesn8s
06-24-2008, 02:33 PM
Ask around. I really think you're missing out. :D

That was the one knock on the vacation we took out there last year (Yosemite/Tahoe area) - the drivers were just awful. Proactively rude. Deliberately difficult. Good luck trying to merge, ever. Perhaps one driver in 20 would let you in. It's like they would anticipate my changing lanes and deliberately speed up/slow down. I've driven in Boston, New York, Philadelphia and Chicago, and all points in between, and I've never seen anything like it.

Next time I go out there, I'm renting an Abrams.Were they rather large black women?

seclark
06-24-2008, 02:34 PM
I hope someone gets the video and puts it on youtube when you hit a box turtle going that fast.

that's a bitch doing 20.
sec

Braincase
06-24-2008, 02:34 PM
1. I don't need a motorcycle, never did. Married 12 years with 3 kids.
2. My kids need their dad around a lot more than dad needs to get back on a motorcycle.
3. Yes, I've driven drunk, but I haven't ever since the hit and run against that dumbass riding the motorcycle going over 100 mph without a helmet. I learned my lesson.
4. When you see God, tell him I'm sorry.

Iowanian
06-24-2008, 02:36 PM
I talked to a guy who drove into a swarm of yellow jackets, and was wearing loose shorts. He said he thought he had 20-30 stings on his taters and purple Pirate/area.

acesn8s
06-24-2008, 02:36 PM
Drive as fast as you like, just do the rest of us 2 favors:

1. Don't crash into anyone else.
2. If you feel like you are losing it, aim for the guardrail. I hate it when traffic backs up because of a body on the road. Don't inconvenience others.
My brother did that once. He still ain't right.

acesn8s
06-24-2008, 02:37 PM
Well this rules out Jared Allen any other ideas on who the poster is?
Ted Kennedy?

Skip Towne
06-24-2008, 02:39 PM
Vulture's IQ has to hovering around the 70 mark.

whatsmynameagain
06-24-2008, 02:39 PM
I take the drunk driving personally, cause some "pussy" was driving drunk and ran off the road and hit me while I was running.

too bad he wasn't going a little faster


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Redrum_69
06-24-2008, 02:42 PM
Vulture's IQ has to hovering around the 70 mark.


:spock:ROFL

seclark
06-24-2008, 02:42 PM
too bad he wasn't going a little faster


Posted via Mobile Device

^f@ckin idiot.^
sec

Bowser
06-24-2008, 02:44 PM
too bad he wasn't going a little faster


Posted via Mobile Device

What a dick.

noa
06-24-2008, 02:44 PM
I'm sorry, but I don't understand your question.

I believe its the classic internet suggestion that you are teh ghey to make you feel bad for riding a bike while this genuine tough guy displays his testicular fortitude by talking smack online.

Pablo
06-24-2008, 02:44 PM
too bad he wasn't going a little faster


Posted via Mobile DeviceAnd it's too bad your mother didn't swallow you, but shit happens, eh?

mikeyis4dcats.
06-24-2008, 02:47 PM
your mom is like a dead end road...her crevices cant be filled even by the highway workers, no one cares about her enough to maintain her and you can tell she hasnt been ridden on in years, and now all she does is lay there waiting for anyone to pass by and dump their load on her.

****ing gold. GOLD.

acesn8s
06-24-2008, 02:48 PM
Is it wrong that I want to explore a career in commercial trucking now so I can help plaster idiots like these two?

It would be pretty simple..you see one headlight approaching at incredible speeds, you hear a weedeater running, then you accidentally switch lanes at the last second...

"Oh no officer, I never saw or heard anything, I just felt a little bump and saw this rice rocket scatter into a million pieces."The lane changing performance of a large vehicle is not that great. May I suggest a Taxi.

whatsmynameagain
06-24-2008, 02:51 PM
I believe its the classic internet suggestion that you are teh ghey to make you feel bad for riding a bike while this genuine tough guy displays his testicular fortitude by talking smack online.

I am implying he is gay because of the repeated homo comments he and scott make. the whole riding and bicycle thing was just the cherry on top


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Pablo
06-24-2008, 02:51 PM
The lane changing performance of a large vehicle is not that great. May I suggest a Taxi.Hrrmm...I really don't want to have to pick dipshit particles out of my backglass and backseat, maybe a taxi van with reinforced rear panels.

KCUnited
06-24-2008, 02:53 PM
Dying is going to be the easy part. Its the horror of recovery that is going to make you karma's beeatch.

Donger
06-24-2008, 02:53 PM
I am implying he is gay because of the repeated homo comments he and scott make. the whole riding and bicycle thing was just the cherry on top


Posted via Mobile Device

You know, I think I'll turn gay, just for you. Driving your motorcycle at excessive speeds really gets my juices flowing. Can I sit behind you when you rev your engine, naked?

whatsmynameagain
06-24-2008, 02:53 PM
shit happens, eh?

a simple explanation of your birth?


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acesn8s
06-24-2008, 02:54 PM
Hrrmm...I really don't want to have to pick dipshit particles out of my backglass and backseat, maybe a taxi van with reinforced rear panels.
Oooo, the Cash Cab so you can hit the lights after the wreck.:thumb:

Direckshun
06-24-2008, 02:55 PM
It seems like once a month some moron posts here about some law he broke, and laughs about it.

Anybody else feel that way?

StcChief
06-24-2008, 02:55 PM
Vulture's IQ has to hovering around the 70 mark.
with his hat bill facing forward....

booger
06-24-2008, 02:57 PM
hot chicks with douchebags

Easy 6
06-24-2008, 03:01 PM
I'm convinced that 'whatsmyname' is a regular posing under a new name to stir the dookie...nobody can be this stupid.

He always posts from a mobile device to hide himself, i think i have a pretty good idea who it is.

acesn8s
06-24-2008, 03:01 PM
It seems like once a month some moron posts here about some law he broke, and laughs about it.

Anybody else feel that way?
Are you new?

:p

Donger
06-24-2008, 03:03 PM
I'm convinced that 'whatsmyname' is a regular posing under a new name to stir the dookie...nobody can be this stupid.

He always posts from a mobile device to hide himself, i think i have a pretty good idea who it is.

Oh no.

Please don't let it be GoChiefs.
Please don't let it be GoChiefs.
Please don't let it be GoChiefs.

I'd like my first homosexual encounter to be with someone experienced.

whatsmynameagain
06-24-2008, 03:04 PM
I'm convinced that 'whatsmyname' is a regular posing under a new name to stir the dookie...nobody can be this stupid.

He always posts from a mobile device to hide himself, i think i have a pretty good idea who it is.

anybody could put the code in for mobile dvice you idiot. I would rather post from phone than work pc. getting ready to hit the bar. watchout about 1am, theres your warning


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mikeyis4dcats.
06-24-2008, 03:05 PM
:clap:
I read somewhere that when you're doing 65, you're traveling at something like 80' per second....

don't forget about mechanical faliures, tire blow outs, road debris and other things that are beyond a riders' control.

it's actually just over 95 fps

Bowser
06-24-2008, 03:05 PM
Oh no.

Please don't let it be GoChiefs.
Please don't let it be GoChiefs.
Please don't let it be GoChiefs.

I'd like my first homosexual encounter to be with someone experienced.

LMAO

ChiefsFanatic
06-24-2008, 03:06 PM
your mom is like a dead end road...her crevices cant be filled even by the highway workers, no one cares about her enough to maintain her and you can tell she hasnt been ridden on in years, and now all she does is lay there waiting for anyone to pass by and dump their load on her.

Thread over? :clap:

Bowser
06-24-2008, 03:07 PM
anybody could put the code in for mobile dvice you idiot. I would rather post from phone than work pc. getting ready to hit the bar. watchout about 1am, theres your warning


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Can't wait to read about you in the paper.

booger
06-24-2008, 03:09 PM
.

Adept Havelock
06-24-2008, 03:10 PM
your jealous cause your fatass won't fit on one. and im sure you've never drove drunk. ****ing hypocritesPosted via Mobile Device

I don't drive drunk, but I've lost someone I loved to idiots like you that do.

Please, die slowly in a fire. Preferably screaming in agony as your nutsack melts, if you still have one.

You're one of the best arguments I've ever seen in favor of Roe Vs. Wade. :shake:

Go ahead and make some snide comment about how your glad they are dead, wish I'd been in the car too, or whatever. The opinion or insults of a waste of flesh like yourself carries no weight with me.

Man the other clown can at least play the part! You on the other hand have no game. It must be a drag to suck at being a troll LMAO

Indeed. LMAO

mikeyis4dcats.
06-24-2008, 03:12 PM
And it's too bad your mother didn't swallow you, but shit happens, eh?

it's actually a funny story...his uncle DID swallow him, but he choked and spit him back up. His mom just happened to sit down on the curb right after that. it's lucky his mom stopped by though, otherwise he'd just be a wet spot brought forth by a pair of fag brothers.

mikeyis4dcats.
06-24-2008, 03:14 PM
I almost thought whatsmynameagain would end up being marlborofag, but now I don't think so.

both are definitely trolls and full of shit though.

booger
06-24-2008, 03:15 PM
/

StcChief
06-24-2008, 03:17 PM
Can't wait to read about you in the paper.
no can't wait to swerve at you

Easy 6
06-24-2008, 03:18 PM
anybody could put the code in for mobile dvice you idiot. I would rather post from phone than work pc. getting ready to hit the bar. watchout about 1am, theres your warning


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Hahahaaa...you've misspelled atleast one word in every friggin post, you're such a jerkoff that i cant even take you seriously enough to come up with something good.

If you're not who i think, please leave...your mom doesnt want you to see me giving her a Mexican Mudburger.

acesn8s
06-24-2008, 03:21 PM
Hahahaaa...you've misspelled atleast one word in every friggin post, you're such a jerkoff that i cant even take you seriously enough to come up with something good.

If you're not who i think, please leave...your mom doesnt want you to see me giving her a Mexican Mudburger.
He must work at WPI.

Easy 6
06-24-2008, 03:22 PM
He must work at WPI.

Its not GoChiefs IMO...

Donger
06-24-2008, 03:22 PM
Hahahaaa...you've misspelled atleast one word in every friggin post, you're such a jerkoff that i cant even take you seriously enough to come up with something good.

If you're not who i think, please leave...your mom doesnt want you to see me giving her a Mexican Mudburger.

Hey, go easy. He's mine.

Iowanian
06-24-2008, 03:22 PM
you remember that joke?


"The moral is, when You've got a big dick, you don't need a motorcycle"

Donger
06-24-2008, 03:24 PM
would you rather it be this guy?

On a side note, does anyone know how to make one's testicles un-retract from inside one's body?

Thanks.