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seclark
06-24-2008, 04:25 PM
good Lord booger!!! this is worse than nsfw...
looks like there's a frickin body in that sos pad.
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Fish
06-24-2008, 04:26 PM
Please have the heart to refrain from pics of gorilla testicles.....

booger
06-24-2008, 04:26 PM
On a side note, does anyone know how to make one's testicles un-retract from inside one's body?

Thanks.

LMAO

Bowser
06-24-2008, 04:27 PM
HOLY CHRIST!!!

whatsmynameagain
06-24-2008, 04:27 PM
dude im typing this shit out on a phone so get over the misspelling im so dumb comments. half of you inbred skintabs couldn't even figure out how to post from a phone. im nobody that any of you know so your shirlock bit can give it a restPosted via Mobile Device

bogey
06-24-2008, 04:28 PM
I started riding dirt bikes when I was 14. When I was 29 I bought my 1st street bike. I was separated, and I bought a street bike because I knew my soon to be ex would freak. She did, and it was glorious. I'm now 50 and still own a bike. I've never wrecked. But in my travels, I've seen numerous wrecks and they aren't pretty. At 100 mph, and drunk, you are challenging the odds. Not only that, but you are the reason bikers have a bad rep. Do us all a favor, drive responsibly, or get the **** off the road. No one in our world is impressed by you.

booger
06-24-2008, 04:28 PM
good Lord booger!!! this is worse than nsfw...
looks like there's a frickin body in that sos pad.
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yep, nasty. :banghead: forgot about the NSFW thing.

Dayze
06-24-2008, 04:29 PM
:thumb:it's actually just over 95 fps

I knew it was something like that.:thumb:

seclark
06-24-2008, 04:29 PM
Not only that, but you are the reason bikers have a bad rep.

yep
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whatsmynameagain
06-24-2008, 04:29 PM
you remember that joke?


"The moral is, when You've got a big dick, you don't need a motorcycle"

im feeling out of place arund all of you fags. this guy iowanian would rathr play with a dick than have a motorcycle. wow!


Posted via Mobile Device

acesn8s
06-24-2008, 04:32 PM
you remember that joke?


"The moral is, when You've got a big dick, you don't need a motorcycle"
Real men ride Harley's.

http://www.harley-davidson.com/wcm/Content/Pages/2008_Motorcycles/2008_Motorcycles.jsp?locale=en_US&bmLocale=en_US

seclark
06-24-2008, 04:32 PM
yep, nasty. :banghead: forgot about the NSFW thing.

not safe for anywhere...sheesh!
wonder if that thing's had it's shots?
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kstater
06-24-2008, 04:32 PM
At least Brandon was wearing his helmet. That probably helped, as it was the last thing that went through his mind.

Holy shit. ROFL

Donger
06-24-2008, 04:33 PM
im feeling out of place arund all of you Rump Rangers. this guy iowanian would rathr play with a dick than have a motorcycle. wow!


Posted via Mobile Device

So, have we got a date or what?

booger
06-24-2008, 04:36 PM
not safe for anywhere...sheesh!
wonder if that thing's had it's shots?
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ROFL

Have to ask Phobia. He keeps sending me those nasty things.

Count Alex's Wins
06-24-2008, 04:37 PM
Oh no.

Please don't let it be GoChiefs.
Please don't let it be GoChiefs.
Please don't let it be GoChiefs.

I'd like my first homosexual encounter to be with someone experienced.

I have no dupes and haven't for a long time. The last episode was the ESPN anchor stuff....Mel Kiper, Merrill Hoge, etc.

booger
06-24-2008, 04:39 PM
So, have we got a date or what?

go for it kid. He's all about the balls and weiners.

Bowser
06-24-2008, 04:39 PM
I have no dupes and haven't for a long time. The last episode was the ESPN anchor stuff....Mel Kiper, Merrill Hoge, etc.

I think your Mithrandir account is still active, as is Draven.

acesn8s
06-24-2008, 04:39 PM
ROFL

Have to ask Phobia. He keeps sending me those nasty things.And Phil is sending you a picture of his ass...why?

booger
06-24-2008, 04:41 PM
And Phil is sending you a picture of his ass...why?

cause he's one creepy fellow i guess.

Count Alex's Wins
06-24-2008, 04:41 PM
I think your Mithrandir account is still active, as is Draven.

Pretty sure they both got banned. I'll attempt to log in though.

Crashride
06-24-2008, 04:42 PM
Your what the motorcycle community calls a "squid." Please wear your gear, dont be a dumbass.

Mithrandir
06-24-2008, 04:47 PM
Awesome! Mithrandir lives.

Eric Draven
06-24-2008, 04:50 PM
And so does this one!

HAY GUYS I DROVE AROUND THIS CHICK'S HOUSE FOR LIKE 30 MINUTES IN MY CAR!

OnTheWarpath58
06-24-2008, 04:51 PM
And so does this one!

HAY GUYS I DROVE AROUND THIS CHICK'S HOUSE FOR LIKE 30 MINUTES IN MY CAR!


LMAO

Fairplay
06-24-2008, 04:52 PM
It seems like once a month some moron posts here about some law he broke, and laughs about it.

Anybody else feel that way?



Yeah. Its the off season. Someone is bored. Playing a joke on the planet.

Oh well. Still makes for a good read.

kstater
06-24-2008, 04:53 PM
Good lord, you have 4500 posts on a DIFFERENT account?

Bowser
06-24-2008, 04:54 PM
Good lord, you have 4500 posts on a DIFFERENT account?

Cheese probably has in the neighborhood of 100K posts when you factor in all of his different identities. Morphius should list all his other logins, if it won't crash the server.

bogey
06-24-2008, 04:55 PM
Your what the motorcycle community calls a "squid." Please wear your gear, dont be a dumbass.


"Squirrely" and "kid" (possibly taken from California surfing culture), or
"Squished" and "kid", or
"Squished" and "idiot"
Also of note: "squidly girl" or "Squirrel"
An acronym for:
"Stupidly Quick, Underdressed, Ignorant and Dangerous", or
"Stupidly Quick, Underdressed and Imminently Dead", or
"Super Quick Until I Die"

mikeyis4dcats.
06-24-2008, 04:55 PM
Good lord, you have 4500 posts on a DIFFERENT account?

well to be fair, it is almost 6 years old...

Count Alex's Wins
06-24-2008, 04:55 PM
Good lord, you have 4500 posts on a DIFFERENT account?

No, those were my original posts from way back when if memory serves. I think Phobia combined my accounts or something.

So the 4500 you see there is also included in my present post count on this ID. They aren't separate.

Count Alex's Wins
06-24-2008, 04:56 PM
Cheese probably has in the neighborhood of 100K posts when you factor in all of his different identities. Morphius should list all his other logins, if it won't crash the server.

Not even close. There were maybe...10 of those accounts and none of them made it past a few hundred posts.

acesn8s
06-24-2008, 04:56 PM
Awesome! Mithrandir lives.
And so does this one!

HAY GUYS I DROVE AROUND THIS CHICK'S HOUSE FOR LIKE 30 MINUTES IN MY CAR!
Can I have your casino cash?:D

bogey
06-24-2008, 04:58 PM
Well it looks like we're done talking about dumb ass motorcyclists.

Count Alex's Wins
06-24-2008, 04:59 PM
Can I have your casino cash?:D

I'll give you some from my present account if you beg.

acesn8s
06-24-2008, 05:00 PM
I'll give you some from my present account if you beg.
I am afraid of what I would have to do.

Dayze
06-24-2008, 05:02 PM
:thumb:Your what the motorcycle community calls a "squid." Please wear your gear, dont be a dumbass.

Yep.

goes fast in a really straight line with no gear.
Too bad.

OnTheWarpath58
06-24-2008, 05:04 PM
Well it looks like we're done talking about dumb ass motorcyclists.


Good. This douchenozzle got WAY too much attention for his dumbassery.

About 350 posts worth, it looks like.

Count Alex's Wins
06-24-2008, 05:06 PM
I am afraid of what I would have to do.

Compose a 250-word poem on the subject of my greatness.

OnTheWarpath58
06-24-2008, 05:11 PM
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250, on the nose.

:p

Midnight_Vulture
06-24-2008, 05:24 PM
What in the hell is all this talk about drunk driving??? In no way shape or form was I drunk driving. I would of been arrested if that was the case sheesh.

And I love how some of you "law abiding" posters claim you would love to swirve in my way and kill somebody like me just because I was speeding. Really niiiice way of thinking.

Adept Havelock
06-24-2008, 05:25 PM
What in the hell is all this talk about drunk driving??? In no way shape or form was I drunk driving. I would of been arrested if that was the case sheesh.
Not long on reading comprehension? Those posts were aimed at the other idiot in this thread, Whatsmynameagain.

And I love how some of you "law abiding" posters claim you would love to swirve in my way and kill somebody like me just because I was speeding. Really niiiice way of thinking.

I wouldn't swerve...to miss you. I might run into another vehicle and hurt someone.

I've seen what happens when the human body goes from 100 MPH or so to 0 in .1 seconds. Keep a spatula on your bike. Just don't take any innocents with you.

When it happens, I'm sure your epitaph will be appropriate: No Great Loss

Live fast, die young, and leave a pasteurized corpse.:)

chasedude
06-24-2008, 05:31 PM
Good lord, you have 4500 posts on a DIFFERENT account?

I have less in my only account than he has in his one of many.

bogey
06-24-2008, 05:33 PM
What in the hell is all this talk about drunk driving??? In no way shape or form was I drunk driving. I would of been arrested if that was the case sheesh.

And I love how some of you "law abiding" posters claim you would love to swirve in my way and kill somebody like me just because I was speeding. Really niiiice way of thinking.

You should probably move on. I think most have lost interest in your dumbassery.

MIAdragon
06-24-2008, 05:50 PM
What in the hell is all this talk about drunk driving??? In no way shape or form was I drunk driving. I would of been arrested if that was the case sheesh.

And I love how some of you "law abiding" posters claim you would love to swirve in my way and kill somebody like me just because I was speeding. Really niiiice way of thinking.


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BigRedChief
06-24-2008, 05:58 PM
Well, it finally happened. I usually speed on my bike almost everyday and it finally caught up to me. I got a ticket from this stupid pig.

I guess going 100+ without a helmet is againist the law or something LOL.

I just cant help it though. Once you get on those things you want to soar like a bird its not even funny.
've risked my life too many times for the sake of a thrill. I understand your desire, I really do. But the difference with me was that I didn't risk hurting someone else to get my thrill. It went bad I was the only one that would get hurt or killed. Big difference.

I hope you grow up faster than I did. Life's too damn short and precious to throw away on something stupid.

The quicker you realize the potential harm to others your actions can cause the better for your community and yourself.

stumppy
06-24-2008, 06:08 PM
I understand the need for speed. I'm probably one of the worst adrenaline junkies you'll ever meet. Take it from one of the lucky ones, save that shit for a track.

ChiefsFanatic
06-24-2008, 06:20 PM
've risked my life too many times for the sake of a thrill. I understand your desire, I really do. But the difference with me was that I didn't risk hurting someone else to get my thrill. It went bad I was the only one that would get hurt or killed. Big difference.

I hope you grow up faster than I did. Life's too damn short and precious to throw away on something stupid.

The quicker you realize the potential harm to others your actions can cause the better for your community and yourself.

:clap:

Baconeater
06-24-2008, 06:28 PM
nope, not that I can recall.
LMAO

Logical
06-24-2008, 06:45 PM
Quit peddling so fast, and if you get caught without a bicycle helmet again you are ground young man.

Buck
06-24-2008, 07:10 PM
I haven't read the entire thread, but have you ever stolen a laptop while in San Diego?

Frazod
06-24-2008, 07:16 PM
I haven't read the entire thread, but have you ever stolen a laptop while in San Diego?

No shit you didn't read the thread, you're about the 20th person to ask that. :banghead:

Bill Parcells
06-24-2008, 07:20 PM
We should start a ChiefsPlanet death pool.

It's too late, you gotta start it in January. and then lock the thread until the end of the year and see who wins. I'll start one next year, I promise.

Iowanian
06-24-2008, 07:21 PM
im feeling out of place arund all of you Rump Rangers. this guy iowanian would rathr play with a dick than have a motorcycle. wow!


Posted via Mobile Device

You're right.

I suddenly feel the sporting need to pump you around a little until your account explodes into a tube sock. A bumblebee in the kock Eye is too kind for your dumb ass.

Only a douchbag needs a motorcycle to pull tang.

Coach
06-24-2008, 07:25 PM
Jeez, 26 pages, 380+ posts in a single day? It's been a long time, other than a official game thread that got pst 20 pages....

Bill Parcells
06-24-2008, 07:26 PM
your mom is like a dead end road...her crevices cant be filled even by the highway workers, no one cares about her enough to maintain her and you can tell she hasnt been ridden on in years, and now all she does is lay there waiting for anyone to pass by and dump their load on her.

Classic Redrum69, you've regained your lost burst!


ROFL

Easy 6
06-24-2008, 07:28 PM
Jeez, 26 pages, 380+ posts in a single day? It's been a long time, other than a official game thread that got pst 20 pages....

I was just getting ready to comment on the ferocious response, we might have to nominate this one for the Hall.

Baconeater
06-24-2008, 07:29 PM
Jeez, 26 pages, 380+ posts in a single day? It's been a long time, other than a official game thread that got pst 20 pages....

We're desperate for entertainment this time of year.

Coach
06-24-2008, 08:06 PM
We're desperate for entertainment this time of year.

Obviously, it shows.

El Jefe
06-24-2008, 08:19 PM
We're desperate for entertainment this time of year.

Yep, and when Tards are this stupid it's really easy pickings.

DaFace
06-24-2008, 08:45 PM
I was just getting ready to comment on the ferocious response, we might have to nominate this one for the Hall.

It's already nominated. :)

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=185290

I move it once the action's died down in a few days.

Midnight_Vulture
06-24-2008, 09:17 PM
Sounds like a bunch of you guys are over the hill and much older. No offense but I am only 25 and living it up. I understand a lot of you guys already have grandkids and stuff like that.

And whats this crap about me stealing a laptop. I dont steal.

FAX
06-24-2008, 09:19 PM
Sounds like a bunch of you guys are over the hill and much older. No offense but I am only 25 and living it up. I understand a lot of you guys already have grandkids and stuff like that.

And whats this crap about me stealing a laptop. I dont steal.

You will, Mr. Midnight_Vulture. You will.

FAX

Coach
06-24-2008, 09:19 PM
Sounds like a bunch of you guys are over the hill and much older. No offense but I am only 25 and living it up. I understand a lot of you guys already have grandkids and stuff like that.

And whats this crap about me stealing a laptop. I dont steal.

Well, obviously you don't value your life too much. Doubt you'd make it past 30 if you're gonna continue your habits. One of those days, you're gonna do something that you really are going to regret....

Of course, that is assuming you do survive....

DaFace
06-24-2008, 09:21 PM
Sounds like a bunch of you guys are over the hill and much older. No offense but I am only 25 and living it up. I understand a lot of you guys already have grandkids and stuff like that.

And whats this crap about me stealing a laptop. I dont steal.

I'm 26, and I think it's stupid. I won't lecture you about it or anything, though.

StcChief
06-24-2008, 09:22 PM
Sounds like a bunch of you guys are over the hill and much older. No offense but I am only 25 and living it up. I understand a lot of you guys already have grandkids and stuff like that.

And whats this crap about me stealing a laptop. I dont steal.
Dude live it up, take this ticket as a wakeup call and slow down.

I use to run enduro, (pre crotch rockets) all it takes is some loose gravel, (those trucks do spill it at times) especially in turns.....

it will scare the hell outta you but sounds like that is next....

we just don't want you to end up dead and if you keep it up, odds go way up.

you aren't invincible and too fast can't get you stopped at times before you kill yourself or someone else.

Long time to live unless and it can be shortened quickly........

Listen to the adults on here that have been there done that.

Midnight_Vulture
06-24-2008, 09:23 PM
I do value my life. You can die in a car accident like that. Its that easy. Life is too short to be so scared of everything.

I find that some of you are a little envious that I am livin it up while you guys are stuck with the boring suburbian family life. I know I would be.

FAX
06-24-2008, 09:25 PM
You're right, of course, Mr. Midnight_Vulture. I live a very boring life. I'm getting a little sleepy right now just reading your postations.

FAX

DaFace
06-24-2008, 09:26 PM
I do value my life. You can die in a car accident like that. Its that easy. Life is too short to be so scared of everything.

I find that some of you are a little envious that I am livin it up while you guys are stuck with the boring suburbian family life. I know I would be.

Though I won't lecture you, as I said, the idea that people are telling you this because they are "envious" is absurd.

StcChief
06-24-2008, 09:27 PM
I do value my life. You can die in a car accident like that. Its that easy. Life is too short to be so scared of everything.

I find that some of you are a little envious that I am livin it up while you guys are stuck with the boring suburbian family life. I know I would be.
big difference between scared and safe. put this 100 mph stuff on a track.
the Freeway and city streets are not YOUR PRIVATE RACE TRACK.

Rausch
06-24-2008, 09:28 PM
I find that some of you are a little envious that I am livin it up while you guys are stuck with the boring suburbian family life.

Yeah, that's probably it...

Skip Towne
06-24-2008, 09:33 PM
Though I won't lecture you, as I said, the idea that people are telling you this because they are "envious" is absurd.

This punk is absurd. He has a mental age of 14.

Bill Parcells
06-24-2008, 09:37 PM
Sounds like a bunch of you guys are over the hill and much older. No offense but I am only 25 and living it up. I understand a lot of you guys already have grandkids and stuff like that.

And whats this crap about me stealing a laptop. I dont steal.
25 and living it up is coming here and starting a thread about how very cool you really are? yeah baby!

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StcChief
06-24-2008, 09:39 PM
classics nomination before/after this guy goes splat.

MIAdragon
06-24-2008, 09:40 PM
Sounds like a bunch of you guys are over the hill and much older. No offense but I am only 25 and living it up. I understand a lot of you guys already have grandkids and stuff like that.

And whats this crap about me stealing a laptop. I dont steal.

Stay Down Bitch!!

Rausch
06-24-2008, 09:44 PM
Stay Down Bitch!!

:shake:

Bill Parcells
06-24-2008, 09:46 PM
Stay Down Bitch!!

:shake:

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DaFace
06-24-2008, 09:46 PM
Interesting stat I ran into:

"Almost two thirds of the fatalities were associated with speeding as an operator contributing factor in the crash" (referring to fatal motorcycle accidents)

http://www.webbikeworld.com/Motorcycle-Safety/crash.htm

Adept Havelock
06-24-2008, 09:46 PM
I do value my life. You can die in a car accident like that. Its that easy. Life is too short to be so scared of everything.

I find that some of you are a little envious that I am livin it up while you guys are stuck with the boring suburbian family life. I know I would be.

You value your life? Bravo Foxtrot Delta.

How about the lives of everyone else on the road you put at risk with these asinine stunts?

They are the only reason I give a damn. You aren't mature enough to keep your adrenaline search confined to a safe (for others) environment like a track. Thus, I personally hope that when you do splatter your brains over the road you don't take any innocents with you. For the good of the species, hopefully you'll do it before you breed with Suzee Mae from your trailer park. You're nothing but a selfish little dumbass, as your "rush" is more important to you than the safety of others on the road.

You might get older and smarter, but I doubt it.

Count Alex's Wins
06-24-2008, 09:47 PM
Stay Down Bitch!!

That's copyrighted.

DaFace
06-24-2008, 09:48 PM
That's copyrighted.

I'll have to receive a comprehensive complaint to do anything about it.

Coach
06-24-2008, 09:49 PM
I'll have to receive a comprehensive complaint to do anything about it.

LMAO

Bill Parcells
06-24-2008, 09:50 PM
You value your life? Bravo Foxtrot Delta.

How about the lives of everyone else on the road you put at risk with these asinine stunts?

They are the only reason I give a damn. You aren't mature enough to keep your adrenaline search confined to a safe (for others) environment like a track. Thus, I personally hope that when you do splatter your brains over the road you don't take any innocents with you. For the good of the species, hopefully you'll do it before you breed with Suzee Mae from your trailer park.

He's a classic thug turd, you can't use common sense and reason with them. they know it all. hopefully he'll be cut to pieces before he begins breeding.

StcChief
06-24-2008, 09:50 PM
LMAOThat's copyrighted.LMAOROFL

so are "and monkey fly outta my butt"

Count Alex's Wins
06-24-2008, 09:53 PM
I'll have to receive a comprehensive complaint to do anything about it.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=3035359&postcount=496

Behold the origin.

As per the invisible terms of service attached to every post I make, MIADragon owes me $99.95

Midnight_Vulture
06-24-2008, 09:54 PM
You value your life? Bravo Foxtrot Delta.

How about the lives of everyone else on the road you put at risk with these asinine stunts?

They are the only reason I give a damn. You aren't mature enough to keep your adrenaline search confined to a safe (for others) environment like a track. Thus, I personally hope that when you do splatter your brains over the road you don't take any innocents with you. For the good of the species, hopefully you'll do it before you breed with Suzee Mae from your trailer park. You're nothing but a selfish little dumbass, as your "rush" is more important to you than the safety of others on the road.

You might get older and smarter, but I doubt it.

Haha trailer park? Sorry I dont live in your neighborhood.ROFL

I am 25 yrs old and will be probably making six figures by the time I am 30. I am already making about 60 to 70,000 right now. So dont even start.

And I am safe when I speed. Of course I am aware of my surroundings. If its busy in traffic then I will go the regular speed but if there are barely anybody else on the road then yeah I will go as fast as I want. No problem.

Bill Parcells
06-24-2008, 09:55 PM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=3035359&postcount=496

Behold the origin.

As per the invisible terms of service attached to every post I make, MIADragon owes me $99.95

There's no next to it. so your request will be answered in the order it was received.

Midnight_Vulture
06-24-2008, 09:56 PM
He's a classic thug turd, you can't use common sense and reason with them. they know it all. hopefully he'll be cut to pieces before he begins breeding.

I am a "thug" because I speed sometimes. Hahah okay there grandpa.ROFL

DaFace
06-24-2008, 09:56 PM
There's no next to it. so your request will be answered in the order it was received.

(insert Jeopardy music here)

Bwana
06-24-2008, 10:01 PM
Haha trailer park? Sorry I dont live in your neighborhood.ROFL

I will go as fast as I want. No problem.

No problem? How much was that ticket?

Bill Parcells
06-24-2008, 10:01 PM
I am a "thug" because I speed sometimes. Hahah okay there grandpa.ROFL

No, you're a ''thug turd'' because you think doing something assinine is ''cool''. why else would you start a thread about it? to get a pat on the back? would you like everybody to say ''That a boy, dumbass''? you could have killed yourself or some innocent bystander. you're an immature arrogant thug turd, the worst kind.

smittysbar
06-24-2008, 10:03 PM
I do value my life. You can die in a car accident like that. Its that easy. Life is too short to be so scared of everything.

I find that some of you are a little envious that I am livin it up while you guys are stuck with the boring suburbian family life. I know I would be.

No, the thing you have to understand is a lot of us have been there done that and now look back and are thankful that we are here. Some have lost from this type of behavior some scraped by very fortunate.

I used to race MX, ride street, and just about anything I could get my hands on. Still ride some, but not near as aggressive as I used to. Proper equipment has saved my life more then a few times. If Nothing else take heed to that last statement!

One thing you WILL end up realizing is that no matter how good of a rider or how much talent you have, when riding not everything is under your control. When riding at speeds that you are talking about, you know as well as I do that something ca happen that is out of ones control.

As far as people being envious and jealous is probably on of the most immature things you could say. Some day you will figure this out. At 25 you seem to not be getting it, I am now 31 and hell even my ass was figuring out by then.

BTW how the **** did you get stopped, most cops won't even attempt to try and catch a bike at that speed, much less ever catch it. I doubt you respect law enforcement by the "pig" comments.

Just try to do it when your not putting others in harms way. Myself now having a daughter, sure makes me think long and hard how lucky I am to not have lost and harmed more then what I have.

Easy 6
06-24-2008, 10:05 PM
I am a "thug" because I speed sometimes. Hahah okay there grandpa.ROFL

I dont think you're all bad, just a typically cocky & unusually obstinate young buck who THINKS! he masters all thats around him...listen to us 'old men' & learn something for once...YOU DONT!

I'll bet you ANYTHING that some of us 'old gramps' have been more wild than you could POSSIBLY imagine & were lucky enough to survive it all...& were trying to save your life & VERY possibly others.

Listen to the Council of Elders young padawan, you have a long way to go & DO NOT know it all.

Bill Parcells
06-24-2008, 10:06 PM
FYI, These are two thug turds.


Murder Suspects Describe Two Killings in $2 Robbery

Tuesday, June 24, 2008



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The men arrested in the slayings of an aspiring Christian singer and his colleague at a Texas recording studio said in a chilling jailhouse interview the victims were killed at random in a robbery that netted only $2.
Cousins James Broadnax and Demarius Dwight Cummings, both 19, face capital murder charges in the deaths of singer Matthew Butler, a father of two, and Stephen Swan, his employee, outside Butler's Christian recording studio, Zion Gate Records in Garland, Texas.
Broadnax and Cummings, speaking to MyFOXDFW.com from the Dallas County Jail, told the station of their plans to rob somebody the night of June 18. They traveled by train from Dallas to the suburb of Garland because "that's where all the rich white folks stay at," Broadnax said.
Their targets turned out to be Butler, 28, and Swan, 26.
"I made sure they was dead," Broadnax told MyFOXDFW.com
His voice wavering, Broadnax recounted in blood-curdling detail how he shot the men to death in a parking lot outside the recording studio after Cummings asked for a cigarette.
"I just blanked the f--- out," Broadnax said. "I shot him [Butler] and he stumbled back. I shot the driver [Swan]. He hit the ground, you know what I'm saying, but he leaned up like he was going to try to get back up, so I shot him in the head. know what I'm saying, but he was still trying to run off," he continued. "I knew he was going to die anyway, but just to make sure pop, pop." Broadnax said he shot Butler twice in the head.
Cummings told the station that he and his cousin had traded an AK-47 as collateral for a pistol to use during what he thought would just be a robbery.
"We didn't plan to shoot nobody and nothing like that," Cummings told MyFOXDFW.com. "No, I take that back. I did tell him we'd probably have to pop them a few times or whatever. I did. But still, I didn't think he was going to do it."
After the men were shot, Cummings said he took car keys and a wallet from Swan, but the wallet contained only $2.
"I ain't never seen nobody die like that, you know," Cummings said. "It kind of shocked me, you know what I'm saying. I was shook."
The men fled to an aunt's house, where they changed clothes, then stashed the pistol at Cummings' girlfriend's place, according to the interviews.
The cousins pawned some tools in Swan's vehicle and changed the car's plates before moving on, they said.
Authorities caught up with Broadnax and Cummings on June 20 in Texarkana in one of the victims' vehicles. A third man was in the car and but later was cleared of any involvement in the murders by Garland police.
Cummings, who insisted "I didn't kill anyone," appeared to have some remorse when asked about the crime.
"I feel real bad, you know," he told MyFOXDFW.com. "I feel it was wrong what we did."
But Broadnax, who described his life as "hell," showed little remorse.
"I kind of regret what I did, but things can't change so no use crying over it," Broadnax said.
When asked about what he would say to the victims' families, Broadnax replied, "f--- 'em."
A joint memorial service for Butler and Swan was held Monday.

Baconeater
06-24-2008, 10:07 PM
There's no next to it. so your request will be answered in the order it was received.
Utshay hetay uckfay puay 00bnay.

Bill Parcells
06-24-2008, 10:08 PM
Utshay hetay uckfay puay 00bnay.

HAHAHAHA! Only me and you will get that


ROFL

mikeyis4dcats.
06-24-2008, 10:12 PM
HAHAHAHA! Only me and you will get that


ROFL

I got it, sorry. :hmmm:





by the way, how can CP not have a smiley for Katie Horner yet?

Baconeater
06-24-2008, 10:14 PM
I got it, sorry. :hmmm:

You didn't completely get it, it's cross-forum humor.

Bill Parcells
06-24-2008, 10:15 PM
You didn't completely get it, it's cross-forum humor.

Thanks for pointing that out, n00b.

Adept Havelock
06-24-2008, 10:18 PM
I got it, sorry. :hmmm:





by the way, how can CP not have a smiley for Katie Horner yet?

I recommend a "Chicken" smiley.

http://c.imagehost.org/0544/animal0018.gif

http://c.imagehost.org/0371/Lil_Chicken_Smiley_by_Wyandotte.gif

rtmike
06-24-2008, 10:18 PM
This guy was only doing 120 in Oklahoma. And luckily wearing his helmet. :spock:

Bill Parcells
06-24-2008, 10:18 PM
What's ironic is that this thread is almost the same date last year as that guy with the laptop from San Diego. I wonder if DenverChief can do another exclusive online background check? :hmmm:

Baconeater
06-24-2008, 10:19 PM
Thanks for pointing that out, n00b.
You're lucky I already blew my rep wad on Midnight_Dumbass, n00b.

Skip Towne
06-24-2008, 10:19 PM
What's ironic is that this thread is almost the same date last year as that guy with the laptop from San Diego. I wonder if DenverChief can do another exclusive online background check? :hmmm:

Capital idea.

trndobrd
06-24-2008, 10:19 PM
I do value my life. You can die in a car accident like that. Its that easy. Life is too short to be so scared of everything.

I find that some of you are a little envious that I am livin it up while you guys are stuck with the boring suburbian family life. I know I would be.


Endagering others and "living it up" are not synonymous. If you aren't "scared of everything" why don't you do something worthwhile with your life like join the army or become a firefighter? Seriously, the way you are whining about getting a ticket for for doing 100+ mph on a city street, doesn't point to a man who can take responsibility for his own actions.

FWIW, my life is far from boring.

Adept Havelock
06-24-2008, 10:27 PM
As I suspected, I'm pretty sure this dipsh*t has been with us before.

Compare the following responses, the berating of police, etc. and decide for yourselves. ROFL

Haha trailer park? Sorry I dont live in your neighborhood.ROFL

I am 25 yrs old and will be probably making six figures by the time I am 30. I am already making about 60 to 70,000 right now. So dont even start.

And I am safe when I speed. Of course I am aware of my surroundings. If its busy in traffic then I will go the regular speed but if there are barely anybody else on the road then yeah I will go as fast as I want. No problem.

And from the Hall of Classics:

Yeah, going to Dunkin Donuts everyday is really brave and nobel. ROFL

And you got me all wrong. I make a great living for myself. I work in the marketing business and its good money (probably be making 6 figures by the time I am 30).

I just saw an oppurtunity to get ahold of a free laptop and I capitalized off it. You snooze you lose. Thats just the way it goes sometimes.

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=4044898&postcount=244


In that thread, convict1983 proclaimed he was 24. :shrug:

Another year older, but clearly no wiser.

What's ironic is that this thread is almost the same date last year as that guy with the laptop from San Diego. I wonder if DenverChief can do another exclusive online background check? :hmmm:

Great minds think alike. :thumb:

Looks like it's the same little thug with yet another cry for attention.

Lzen
06-24-2008, 10:28 PM
You value your life? Bravo Foxtrot Delta.

How about the lives of everyone else on the road you put at risk with these asinine stunts?

They are the only reason I give a damn. You aren't mature enough to keep your adrenaline search confined to a safe (for others) environment like a track. Thus, I personally hope that when you do splatter your brains over the road you don't take any innocents with you. For the good of the species, hopefully you'll do it before you breed with Suzee Mae from your trailer park. You're nothing but a selfish little dumbass, as your "rush" is more important to you than the safety of others on the road.

You might get older and smarter, but I doubt it.
:clap:
Well said.

Bwana
06-24-2008, 10:29 PM
As I suspected, I'm pretty sure this dipsh*t has been with us before.

Compare the following responses, the berating of police, etc. and decide for yourselves. ROFL



And from the Hall of Classics:



http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=4044898&postcount=244


:shrug:


Nice work, it does seem like the same clown.

Adept Havelock
06-24-2008, 10:32 PM
Nice work, it does seem like the same clown.

Thanks. It was his response to the trailer park comment that gave him away.

Easier than fishing with hand grenades.

BigRedChief
06-24-2008, 10:32 PM
I do value my life. You can die in a car accident like that. Its that easy. Life is too short to be so scared of everything.

I find that some of you are a little envious that I am livin it up while you guys are stuck with the boring suburbian family life. I know I would be.
Dude you are so full of shit. I may be leading a "boring" suburban exsistence now but I'm damn glad I survived to live that dream.

Until you hold your own child in your arms, watch them taste ice cream for the first time, hit a baseball just enjoy being with each other, sharing your life with others is what life is really about. I hope you live long enough to figure that out.

Donger
06-24-2008, 10:34 PM
I do value my life. You can die in a car accident like that. Its that easy. Life is too short to be so scared of everything.

I find that some of you are a little envious that I am livin it up while you guys are stuck with the boring suburbian family life. I know I would be.

Ah. The arrogance of (relative) youth.

Baconeater
06-24-2008, 10:34 PM
As I suspected, I'm pretty sure this dipsh*t has been with us before.

Compare the following responses, the berating of police, etc. and decide for yourselves. ROFL



And from the Hall of Classics:



http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=4044898&postcount=244


:shrug:



It's clear that great minds think alike. :thumb:

Looks like it's the same little thug with yet another cry for attention.
Eh, the similarities between this guy and convict1983 have been pointed out numerous times in this thread. The fact that he said the exact same thing about his "six figure" income (he must be counting the figures to the right of the decimal point as well) pretty much ices it though.

Iowanian
06-24-2008, 10:40 PM
Definitely the same dumbass. nice Find.

Here is the thing. I doubt many of us "old guys" are jealous about your "living it up".

The truth of the matter is, most of us have been there and made our stupid mistakes. I know I've got 30 or 40" of scars to prove it, and have learned the lessons that go with it. That, a little luck and occasional divine intervention have been how we've made it to the slower paced, "suburbs".

I know you believe you're Billy Baddass and untouchable. I also know a handful of those guys who died before 20 and 30. You think you're a great rider and invincible because of your Uber Kinnevil skills on 2 wheels, but some day, a box turtle crossing the road at 2am, a bee up your sleeve at 120mph, or a soccer mom on a cell phone will be there.

Hopefully, your dumbass won't have someone's daughter behind you when you stuff your guts full of Tahoe Tailpipe.

Hopefully, you'll drain that shit fer your brains before a crack in your skull does it for you.

Donger
06-24-2008, 10:42 PM
Definitely the same dumbass. nice Find.

Here is the thing. I doubt many of us "old guys" are jealous about your "living it up".

The truth of the matter is, most of us have been there and made our stupid mistakes. I know I've got 30 or 40" of scars to prove it, and have learned the lessons that go with it. That, a little luck and occasional divine intervention have been how we've made it to the slower paced, "suburbs".

I know you believe you're Billy Baddass and untouchable. I also know a handful of those guys who died before 20 and 30. You think you're a great rider and invincible because of your Uber Kinnevil skills on 2 wheels, but some day, a box turtle crossing the road at 2am, a bee up your sleeve at 120mph, or a soccer mom on a cell phone will be there.

Hopefully, your dumbass won't have someone's daughter behind you when you stuff your guts full of Tahoe Tailpipe.

Hopefully, you'll drain that shit fer your brains before a crack in your skull does it for you.

That's the amusing part. These youngsters actually think that they are doing something original.

Iowanian
06-24-2008, 10:46 PM
I have no grounds from which to speak...I've always been a washed up, suburban dwelling grandpa coward who never did anything wrong and wouldn't have a clue what I'm talking about.
I wouldn't know the first thing about 2 wheeled transportation or the dangers associated or bad ideas.

KcMizzou
06-24-2008, 10:49 PM
I'm curious about what the next attention whoring thread will be. The guy's had great success so far.

Logical
06-24-2008, 10:53 PM
I do value my life. You can die in a car accident like that. Its that easy. Life is too short to be so scared of everything.

I find that some of you are a little envious that I am livin it up while you guys are stuck with the boring suburbian family life. I know I would be.
Wow just think I have wasted my whole life when I could have led it like this guy. Man what should I do now?

smittysbar
06-24-2008, 10:53 PM
No, the thing you have to understand is a lot of us have been there done that and now look back and are thankful that we are here. Some have lost from this type of behavior some scraped by very fortunate.

I used to race MX, ride street, and just about anything I could get my hands on. Still ride some, but not near as aggressive as I used to. Proper equipment has saved my life more then a few times. If Nothing else take heed to that last statement!

One thing you WILL end up realizing is that no matter how good of a rider or how much talent you have, when riding not everything is under your control. When riding at speeds that you are talking about, you know as well as I do that something ca happen that is out of ones control.

As far as people being envious and jealous is probably on of the most immature things you could say. Some day you will figure this out. At 25 you seem to not be getting it, I am now 31 and hell even my ass was figuring out by then.

BTW how the **** did you get stopped, most cops won't even attempt to try and catch a bike at that speed, much less ever catch it. I doubt you respect law enforcement by the "pig" comments.

Just try to do it when your not putting others in harms way. Myself now having a daughter, sure makes me think long and hard how lucky I am to not have lost and harmed more then what I have.

I guess to add..................we were had by the laptop stealing SOB

Skip Towne
06-24-2008, 10:56 PM
Yeah, this guy is a great seasoned rider who is bulletproof. What this dumbass is ignoring is the possibility of mechanical failure or debris on the roadway or the unexpected actions of other motorists. He is just too stupid to go that fast. Typical kid.

Easy 6
06-24-2008, 10:57 PM
Definitely the same dumbass. nice Find.

Here is the thing. I doubt many of us "old guys" are jealous about your "living it up".

The truth of the matter is, most of us have been there and made our stupid mistakes. I know I've got 30 or 40" of scars to prove it, and have learned the lessons that go with it. That, a little luck and occasional divine intervention have been how we've made it to the slower paced, "suburbs".

I know you believe you're Billy Baddass and untouchable. I also know a handful of those guys who died before 20 and 30. You think you're a great rider and invincible because of your Uber Kinnevil skills on 2 wheels, but some day, a box turtle crossing the road at 2am, a bee up your sleeve at 120mph, or a soccer mom on a cell phone will be there.

Hopefully, your dumbass won't have someone's daughter behind you when you stuff your guts full of Tahoe Tailpipe.

Hopefully, you'll drain that shit fer your brains before a crack in your skull does it for you.

Most excellent & chock full of truth.

Phobia
06-24-2008, 11:02 PM
I'd like to nominate this idiot for complete expulsion from this site to include any previous ID's and threads in the HOF. It's not funny or amusing. Just get rid of the punk.

Lzen
06-24-2008, 11:05 PM
Wow just think I have wasted my whole life when I could have led it like this guy. Man what should I do now?

http://thecreativeforum.com/photopost/data/507/3noose-med.jpg

Easy 6
06-24-2008, 11:08 PM
I'd like to nominate this idiot for complete expulsion from this site to include any previous ID's and threads in the HOF. It's not funny or amusing. Just get rid of the punk.

I'm inclined to agree with you...but he wouldnt learn anything.

Kids like this need guidance, in whatever ways a message board can provide.

Deberg_1990
06-24-2008, 11:17 PM
I'm curious about what the next attention whoring thread will be. The guy's had great success so far.

Hes actually done a pretty amazing thing. Hes made GoChiefs appear low key by comparision.

Phobia
06-24-2008, 11:19 PM
It's all contrived. The idiot has been pulling the strings on this thread for more than 12 hours now. It's garbage and he needs to be gone. I'm embarrassed over the entire ordeal.

KcMizzou
06-24-2008, 11:21 PM
It's all contrived. The idiot has been pulling the strings on this thread for more than 12 hours now. It's garbage and he needs to be gone. I'm embarrassed over the entire ordeal.Agreed.

The thread was bait from the start.

I guess going 100+ without a helmet is againist the law or something LOL.

Give me a ****in' break.

Guru
06-24-2008, 11:23 PM
456 replies? DAMN!!!

Deberg_1990
06-24-2008, 11:24 PM
It's all contrived. The idiot has been pulling the strings on this thread for more than 12 hours now. It's garbage and he needs to be gone. I'm embarrassed over the entire ordeal.

Agreed.

Baconeater
06-24-2008, 11:26 PM
456 replies? DAMN!!!
Eh, about 10 of those were a couple of us repeatedly calling each other "n00b".

Logical
06-24-2008, 11:26 PM
Hes actually done a pretty amazing thing. Hes made GoChiefs appear low key by comparision.
Now lets not go overboard, the current version of Clayton makes us forget the younger GoChiefs.

Smed1065
06-24-2008, 11:33 PM
34 mph or more - 6 points

Guru
06-24-2008, 11:36 PM
Eh, about 10 of those were a couple of us repeatedly calling each other "n00b".
Damn n00bs!!!LMAO

Rausch
06-24-2008, 11:37 PM
Now lets not go overboard, the current version of Clayton makes us forget the younger GoChiefs.

:spock:

Phobia
06-25-2008, 12:06 AM
Now lets not go overboard, the current version of Clayton makes us forget the younger GoChiefs.

Wow, I thought the young misguided idiot was way more tolerable than the "lets see how far I can go with this stunt before somebody actually holds me accountable" version.

KcMizzou
06-25-2008, 12:25 AM
Wow, I thought the young misguided idiot was way more tolerable than the "lets see how far I can go with this stunt before somebody actually holds me accountable" version.Eh, now it's personal for you. That makes a big difference.

To the average poster, he's not a problem, really. The "young misguided idiot" however, screwed up the site for everyone.

Logical
06-25-2008, 01:00 AM
Wow, I thought the young misguided idiot was way more tolerable than the "lets see how far I can go with this stunt before somebody actually holds me accountable" version.Am I the only one who recalls Clayton hoping an airliner crashed in a Denver neighborhood and killed all sorts of Denver fans? That was a pretty intolerable guy. Best left in his past.

RedNeckRaider
06-25-2008, 08:14 AM
Am I the only one who recalls Clayton hoping an airliner crashed in a Denver neighborhood and killed all sorts of Denver fans? That was a pretty intolerable guy. Best left in his past.

Yes I remember well, he plays nice sometimes but he is still the same twisted geek. He has learned to blend in and control some of his troll thoughts. I do not think he has changed one bit.

whatsmynameagain
06-25-2008, 08:50 AM
POWER AND LIGHT TONIGHT!!!!Posted via Mobile Device

Count Alex's Wins
06-25-2008, 08:52 AM
I do not think he has changed one bit.

Why?

StcChief
06-25-2008, 09:07 AM
POWER AND LIGHT TONIGHT!!!!Posted via Mobile Devicebe sure to wear your white T-shirt, long baggy jeans, chains and hat backwards.

whatsmynameagain
06-25-2008, 09:22 AM
ill be wearing a sexy lady on each arm. could be your sister, we could be brothers!Posted via Mobile Device

MIAdragon
06-25-2008, 09:32 AM
ill be wearing a sexy lady on each arm. could be your sister, we could be brothers!Posted via Mobile Device


why must this dumbassary continue.

The Bad Guy
06-25-2008, 09:37 AM
What a pathetic attempt to try to gain approval on an internet message board.

tooge
06-25-2008, 09:38 AM
too bad he wasn't going a little faster


Posted via Mobile Device

If he were going faster I would have been better off. He actually ran over me fairly slowly. good thing is the guy is now a felon and if he is lucky, he can get a job mowing the grass for someone like me. I turned out just fine, and even got to sue his ass for some nice cash,.

The Bad Guy
06-25-2008, 09:42 AM
I'm not against abortion, the death penalty or anything like that.

So when I say, I hope you end up limbless after hitting a brick wall, I'm not being a hypocrit.

Yes, I'm jealous because you can be a stupid ****er on a bike. That's it. I hope the accident you do have doesn't kill someone who has nothing to do with your macho-wannabe behavior.

**** off, clown.

El Jefe
06-25-2008, 09:43 AM
No, the thing you have to understand is a lot of us have been there done that and now look back and are thankful that we are here. Some have lost from this type of behavior some scraped by very fortunate.

I used to race MX, ride street, and just about anything I could get my hands on. Still ride some, but not near as aggressive as I used to. Proper equipment has saved my life more then a few times. If Nothing else take heed to that last statement!

One thing you WILL end up realizing is that no matter how good of a rider or how much talent you have, when riding not everything is under your control. When riding at speeds that you are talking about, you know as well as I do that something ca happen that is out of ones control.

As far as people being envious and jealous is probably on of the most immature things you could say. Some day you will figure this out. At 25 you seem to not be getting it, I am now 31 and hell even my ass was figuring out by then.

BTW how the **** did you get stopped, most cops won't even attempt to try and catch a bike at that speed, much less ever catch it. I doubt you respect law enforcement by the "pig" comments.

Just try to do it when your not putting others in harms way. Myself now having a daughter, sure makes me think long and hard how lucky I am to not have lost and harmed more then what I have.



Very good example, it's funny today how people hear the voice of reason and choose not to listen to it. He has people telling him about how they used to do it, and have seen what it has caused and have chosen not to continue to do it, yet he still has in his mind that he is made out of teflon. I know plenty of people that go way to fast in cars and on crotch rockets, it seems that everytime one of my buddies thought he was invincible he ended up laying his bike down. Like it has been said many, many times, there are two types of riders. Riders who have laid their bike down, and their are riders who will lay their bike down. At that fast of speed it's like playing Russian Roulette, there are too many factors that riders cant control at that fast of speed.

tooge
06-25-2008, 10:06 AM
Sounds like a bunch of you guys are over the hill and much older. No offense but I am only 25 and living it up. I understand a lot of you guys already have grandkids and stuff like that.

And whats this crap about me stealing a laptop. I dont steal.

Not a gramps yet. I'm 41. Seems like I was 25 yesterday. I'm still "livin it up" too. I just live it up legally and safely where I am not indangering others. I go on canoeing trips, hunting trips, golfing trips, bbq, etc. I have no prob with your riding a motorcycle. I choose not to ride one because there are too many drivers on the road that dont pay attention to them and too many obsicles like deer that are likely to be fatal. I only have a problem with the way you ride in such excess of the speed limit in populated areas and then bag on the police for doing the job you and I pay them to do. You would certainly expect them to help you if someone stole that bike of yours, no?

Dartgod
06-25-2008, 10:15 AM
This thread has lost it's burst.

tooge
06-25-2008, 10:19 AM
Its just no fun anymore. I'm going to go out and get that bike.

StcChief
06-25-2008, 10:19 AM
MODS close this thread, enough is enough.

whatsmynameagain
06-25-2008, 10:32 AM
MODS close this thread, enough is enough.

waahh waah waaaah! close the thread mods, waah waaaah waaah!


Posted via Mobile Device

whatsmynameagain
06-25-2008, 10:35 AM
I love the positive rep, keep it coming. good to know that some chiefs fans aren't giant octoPUSSYS!Posted via Mobile Device

gblowfish
06-25-2008, 10:50 AM
This conversation has grown tiresome.

Would you like to touch my monkey?

Count Alex's Wins
06-25-2008, 11:01 AM
Would you like to touch my monkey?

Oh god, yes.

Midnight_Vulture
06-25-2008, 12:54 PM
I am not trying to brag but for those that thought I was full of crap when I said chicks dig guys with bikes. Here is a pic from the party I was at last weekend.

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r133/Finch83/myspace5.jpg

Donger
06-25-2008, 12:55 PM
This is going to be ugly.

FAX
06-25-2008, 12:56 PM
Your point is well made, Mr. Midnight_Vulture. Gang girls and sluts with orange faces are attracted to bikes.

FAX

Dartgod
06-25-2008, 12:57 PM
Who's the douchebag in the middle?

Demonpenz
06-25-2008, 12:59 PM
How do we know they love bikes? I see the two chicks, but if there is anything girls love if to be nice to hadicapped people. You need to have someway of verifying they are there for the bikes and not the free boons farm wine and also prove that they are not just standing with you for a picture to "make the retard feel normal"

Donger
06-25-2008, 01:00 PM
I wonder if the type of chick varies with the type of bike? Could we have a breakdown of that please?

DaFace
06-25-2008, 01:01 PM
http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x234/ctbob/douche.jpg

DaFace
06-25-2008, 01:02 PM
Your pic would fit in well on this site:

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

Stryker
06-25-2008, 01:03 PM
How do we know they love bikes? I see the two chicks, but if there is anything girls love if to be nice to hadicapped people. You need to have someway of verifying they are there for the bikes and not the free boons farm wine and also prove that they are not just standing with you for a picture to "make the retard feel normal"

Agreed. Unless a three some is going on ON the bike in the photo, they could well be COUSINS!

ROFL

Bwana
06-25-2008, 01:03 PM
Oh Lord No! It's back!

Adept Havelock
06-25-2008, 01:05 PM
Your pic would fit in well on this site:

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

ROFL

[/thread]

Well, except the chicks aren't very hot.

Demonpenz
06-25-2008, 01:07 PM
I don't put a request in for photo shop, but that would be nice to put him with the ICY STUNNAZ!

RedNeckRaider
06-25-2008, 01:08 PM
Where are the pictures?

Easy 6
06-25-2008, 01:08 PM
Like Iowanian said in the other thread, i hope you dont kill one of'em.

penguinz
06-25-2008, 01:08 PM
I am not trying to brag but for those that thought I was full of crap when I said chicks dig guys with bikes. Here is a pic from the party I was at last weekend.

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r133/Finch83/myspace5.jpgBoth look like they could carry a disease and you look like you have never seen a weight room. What is there to be impressed about?

Lzen
06-25-2008, 01:08 PM
This should be fun. :shake:

Donger
06-25-2008, 01:08 PM
Just thinking quickly, these are the types of chicks who dig guys who dig bikes broken down:

1) "Crotch rockets"
2) Harley Davidsons
3) Those cool 1960s bikes with the sidecar that had the plexiglass roof
4) Those cruiser ones. Almost as big as a car, but, well, not.
5) Choppers

Did I miss any?

Gah!

6) Dirt bikes
7) Mopeds
8) Mini bikes

Bowser
06-25-2008, 01:10 PM
Oh lord.

penguinz
06-25-2008, 01:10 PM
Just thinking quickly, these are the types of chicks who dig guys who dig bikes broken down:

1) "Crotch rockets"
2) Harley Davidsons
3) Those cool 1960s bikes with the sidecar that had the plexiglass roof
4) Those cruiser ones. Almost as big as a car, but, well, not.
5) Choppers

Did I miss any?

Gah!

6) Dirt bikes
7) Mopeds
8) Mini bikesDual-purpose (hybrid between a street and dirt bike)

Midnight_Vulture
06-25-2008, 01:10 PM
I see the old men are hating again.
Like any of you have had a girl this hot. This was my last weekend chick. Got her digits and everything and we are going out again this weekend.

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r133/Finch83/myspace2.jpg

Must suck to be married and living the suburbian life. How boring.

penguinz
06-25-2008, 01:11 PM
She looks pretty average to me.

Pitt Gorilla
06-25-2008, 01:11 PM
Honestly, the guy makes a great point. Those girls would not normally be anywhere near that guy (even though they aren't that impressive). Perhaps it really is his ownership of a bike that brings them near; it certainly doesn't appear to be the guy.

Donger
06-25-2008, 01:11 PM
I see the old men are hating again.
Like any of you have had a girl this hot. This was my last weekend chick. Got her digits and everything and we are going out again this weekend.

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r133/Finch83/myspace2.jpg

Must suck to be married and living the suburbian life. How boring.

Sure, I have. Although not one with hair like that. Why does it turn a different color at the ends?

Bowser
06-25-2008, 01:11 PM
I see the old men are hating again.
Like any of you have had a girl this hot. This was my last weekend chick. Got her digits and everything and we are going out again this weekend.

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r133/Finch83/myspace2.jpg

Must suck to be married and living the suburbian life. How boring.

You can't be serious. Your begging for acceptance is almost embarassing.

penguinz
06-25-2008, 01:12 PM
Honestly, the guy makes a great point. Those girls would not normally be anywhere near that guy (even though they aren't that impressive). Perhaps it really is his ownership of a bike that brings them near; it certainly doesn't appear to be the guy.You have a point there.

Midnight_Vulture
06-25-2008, 01:12 PM
Wow not a surprise the old guys are hating once again.

Sorry you guys have to live the boring suburbian life but thats not my fault.

Here is the chick I hit it up with this past weekend and will be hanging out with her again this coming weekend.
Read it and weep.

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r133/Finch83/myspace2.jpg

seclark
06-25-2008, 01:12 PM
I see the old men are hating again.
Like any of you have had a girl this hot. This was my last weekend chick. Got her digits and everything and we are going out again this weekend.

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r133/Finch83/myspace2.jpg

Must suck to be married and living the suburbian life. How boring.

looks like you need to pick the bugs out of your teeth.
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ChieflySpeaking
06-25-2008, 01:13 PM
Is that you and your gf's or two Vegas strippers and a shirtless twink?

Donger
06-25-2008, 01:13 PM
You can't be serious. Your begging for acceptance is almost embarassing.

It seems clear that he needs props. There's nothing wrong with that, but I must admit that repeatedly admitting it is... somewhat bizarre.

Pitt Gorilla
06-25-2008, 01:13 PM
Mods: Shouldn't this be moved to the "Epic Fail" thread?

Midnight_Vulture
06-25-2008, 01:13 PM
She looks pretty average to me.

Please post a pic of your wife or gf I would love to see how they compare. I have seen some pics of your guys women and I gotta say...CATTLE CALL!!!ROFL

Donger
06-25-2008, 01:14 PM
Wow not a surprise the old guys are hating once again.

Sorry you guys have to live the boring suburbian life but thats not my fault.

Here is the chick I hit it up with this past weekend and will be hanging out with her again this coming weekend.
Read it and weep.

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r133/Finch83/myspace2.jpg

Oh no. He's stuttering.

StcChief
06-25-2008, 01:14 PM
how was the last hot bike dude they were nailing? remember your not the first or last thru that door....the cherry's gone, but the old box remains

enjoy until splat day, and she will move on.

whatsmynameagain
06-25-2008, 01:15 PM
jealousy strikes again. why hate on me? because im living the dream and your living the shit life with a **** wife and shithead kids? your wife would rather her hole dry out than let you in it. there are threads on this board that prove ALL of the above you nasal nuggets!

Bowser
06-25-2008, 01:15 PM
And in the other thread, I don't think you were catching hell about your ability to pull ass, but your decision to put yourself and others at risk unnecesarily and then laugh it off. I'm sure you're an alright dude, and would have a beer with you at a tailgate, but you need to stop trying to justify yourself with these pics of "hot chicks". You're doing more harm than good.

Midnight_Vulture
06-25-2008, 01:16 PM
For the record I have no clue who this whatsmynameagain guy is. You guys can do whatever you want with him.

Midnight_Vulture
06-25-2008, 01:17 PM
Ill definitely be at one of the tailgates probably vs the Raiders. I live in ATL right now and I find it funny that the same guys talking crap about me would never say any of that infront of my face haha.

chasedude
06-25-2008, 01:17 PM
http://www.zonegods.com/4images/data/media/1/thread_is_gay.jpg

Pestilence
06-25-2008, 01:18 PM
Dude....they're not that great......really. I'd give them an 8 to be generous but being blonde with a fake tan doesn't make a girl beautiful.

I'm glad you're getting some though.....congrats.

Just remember this......if/when you get into an accident going 100 mph....these chicks won't be by your bedside. Just remember that.

penguinz
06-25-2008, 01:19 PM
I find it funny that the same guys talking crap about me would never say any of that infront of my face haha.Don't be so sure of that. ;)

Mr. Plow
06-25-2008, 01:19 PM
Don't make me kick your ass.


http://images.google.com/url?q=http://blog.nbc.com/ross_blog/ROSS%2520Body%2520Builder.jpg&usg=AFQjCNEyfGJ82v24w9i9jESI5G3a_iG70Q

Bwana
06-25-2008, 01:19 PM
Ill definitely be at one of the tailgates probably vs the Raiders. I live in ATL right now and I find it funny that the same guys talking crap about me would never say any of that infront of my face haha.

LMAO

Donger
06-25-2008, 01:20 PM
Ill definitely be at one of the tailgates probably vs the Raiders. I live in ATL right now and I find it funny that the same guys talking crap about me would never say any of that infront of my face haha.

Oh, I wouldn't be so sure of that.

Speaking of that, however, I wonder if you'd do the same?

Midnight_Vulture
06-25-2008, 01:20 PM
Dude....they're not that great......really. I'd give them an 8 to be generous but being blonde with a fake tan doesn't make a girl beautiful.

I'm glad you're getting some though.....congrats.

Just remember this......if/when you get into an accident going 100 mph....these chicks won't be by your bedside. Just remember that.

Once again if you think you can do better than please post pics of the chick you are with right now. If not then STFU cause you are probably a 40 yr old virgin still.

I find it funny that all the old guys on here are saying "Oh yeah I have been with better tail than that" but they refuse to post pics of it. Hahah riiiiight.LMAO

Demonpenz
06-25-2008, 01:20 PM
You can always tell the people who are ballers/rich/pimp because they don't need to even act or prove anything. It's always the posers/wannabe's that try to fool people. If you were truely the baller you think you are you wouldn't have time for this bitchassness.

Bowser
06-25-2008, 01:20 PM
jealousy strikes again. why hate on me? because im living the dream and your living the shit life with a **** wife and shithead kids? your wife would rather her hole dry out than let you in it. there are threads on this board that prove ALL of the above you nasal nuggets!

"You're", you retard.

Old Dog
06-25-2008, 01:20 PM
I am not trying to brag [/IMG]

That's good, because that's nothing to brag about.

Donger
06-25-2008, 01:21 PM
Once again if you think you can do better than please post pics of the chick you are with right now. If not then STFU cause you are probably a 40 yr old virgin still.

I find it funny that all the old guys on here are saying "Oh yeah I have been with better tail than that" but they refuse to post pics of it. Hahah riiiiight.LMAO

Dude (is that right? Dude?), it doesn't bother you that if it weren't for your motorcycle, they wouldn't be with you?

Anyway, here's mine:

Phobia
06-25-2008, 01:21 PM
Please post a pic of your wife or gf I would love to see how they compare. I have seen some pics of your guys women and I gotta say...CATTLE CALL!!!ROFL

Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Phobia
06-25-2008, 01:22 PM
I'm a fat old guy and I never used a motorcycle to pull that.

RedNeckRaider
06-25-2008, 01:23 PM
Well midnight I can not see the picture so I guess I will just have to take your word for it. As far as your twit buddy whatsmyname I can not wait for school to start and he is off the pute during the day.

mikeyis4dcats.
06-25-2008, 01:23 PM
jealousy strikes again. why hate on me? because im living the dream and your living the shit life with a **** wife and shithead kids? your wife would rather her hole dry out than let you in it. there are threads on this board that prove ALL of the above you nasal nuggets!


This is your first post in this thread, yet you seem to be responding to the posters. Forget to logout of this name before you posted as Midnight Vulture?

seclark
06-25-2008, 01:23 PM
I'm a fat old guy and I never used a motorcycle to pull that.

gotta be your money, then.
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seclark
06-25-2008, 01:24 PM
This is your first post in this thread, yet you seem to be responding to the posters. Forget to logout of this name before you posted as Midnight Vulture?

i wondered about that too.
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mikeyis4dcats.
06-25-2008, 01:25 PM
Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!


She is pretty fat and unattractive Phil. I'd swallow my pride and take her off your hands if you need to unload her....

;)

Redrum_69
06-25-2008, 01:25 PM
FIRST PAGE WOO HOO!11

Phobia
06-25-2008, 01:25 PM
gotta be your money, then.
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Heh. I don't have any of that. I drive a 1997 pickup truck.

Phobia
06-25-2008, 01:26 PM
She is pretty fat and unattractive Phil.
You ain't lying, actually. She'll be bringing the world another Kloster girl in 3 months.

Bwana
06-25-2008, 01:26 PM
This is your first post in this thread, yet you seem to be responding to the posters. Forget to logout of this name before you posted as Midnight Vulture?

Yeah, I caught that as well.........same clown.

gblowfish
06-25-2008, 01:27 PM
Chicks dig me, because i rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something unusual.

Here I am with my girlfriend, her girlfriend and my therapist.
We like to roll around in a big bag of shake and bake together, then we nibble the crust off each others neather regions.

And I don't ride a pussy motorcycle. I have a limo. That way I don't have to pick the bugs out of my teeth.

Sincerely,
Hugh

Pestilence
06-25-2008, 01:27 PM
Once again if you think you can do better than please post pics of the chick you are with right now. If not then STFU cause you are probably a 40 yr old virgin still.

I find it funny that all the old guys on here are saying "Oh yeah I have been with better tail than that" but they refuse to post pics of it. Hahah riiiiight.LMAO

I find it funny that you assume I'm a 40 year old virgin. I'm 27 and happily in a relationship with my girlfriend.

I didn't say I was doing better then you either did I? I just said that having blonde hair and a fake tan doesn't make a girl the hottest chick ever. You'll learn that when you grow up.

bogey
06-25-2008, 01:27 PM
I'd do all of them. Interesting, I never used my bike to pick up chicks, never needed to though.

Midnight_Vulture
06-25-2008, 01:28 PM
Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Barfs

Not a fan of redheaded skanks sorry. And sorry that you are fat. must suck to not be able to see your penis.:LOL:

Deberg_1990
06-25-2008, 01:28 PM
Heh. I don't have any of that. I drive a 1997 pickup truck.


Chicks dig the 97 pickups.

Just imagine how much tail you could pull if you were single! :)

Midnight_Vulture
06-25-2008, 01:29 PM
I find it funny that you assume I'm a 40 year old virgin. I'm 27 and happily in a relationship with my girlfriend.

I didn't say I was doing better then you either did I? I just said that having blonde hair and a fake tan doesn't make a girl the hottest chick ever. You'll learn that when you grow up.

Please enlighten us on your hot gf. I am sure she is a knockout or maybe 300 lbs.ROFL

Midnight_Vulture
06-25-2008, 01:29 PM
And you guys are lying thru your teeth if you said you wouldnt tax that blonde. Haha

RJ
06-25-2008, 01:31 PM
You might at least have done something to try to help that girl having the seizure. Did she live?

Bowser
06-25-2008, 01:31 PM
Why so angry, Vulture? Why are you playing the internet dick role?

Donger
06-25-2008, 01:31 PM
May I ask what you do for a living? You said that you are 25, yes?

Phobia
06-25-2008, 01:32 PM
Barfs

Not a fan of redheaded skanks sorry. And sorry that you are fat. must suck to not be able to see your penis.:LOL:

Oh - what a relief. I get to keep her all to myself now because there's no way I could compete with a goofball and a motorcycle.

Bowser
06-25-2008, 01:32 PM
May I ask what you do for a living? You said that you are 25, yes?

I'll guess that he's the guy who sells the glow sticks at rave parties.

Phobia
06-25-2008, 01:33 PM
May I ask what you do for a living? You said that you are 25, yes?

He makes $70k a year posting stupid crap on Chiefs websites, which is quite impressive because I've never done better than $500.

bogey
06-25-2008, 01:33 PM
Please enlighten us on your hot gf. I am sure she is a knockout or maybe 300 lbs.ROFL

Come on man, pull it back! You're acting like a 16 year old. Pay attention to your surroundings. Or just keep on keeping on, because you're a very entertaining dumb-ass.

Demonpenz
06-25-2008, 01:33 PM
The faster you use chiefsplanet for informational gain the better off you will be. No telling what kind of networking you can get done on here

Bowser
06-25-2008, 01:33 PM
He makes $70k a year posting stupid crap on Chiefs websites, which is quite impressive because I've never done better than $500.

Count yourself fortunate. From the way I understand it, that's a windfall.

Midnight_Vulture
06-25-2008, 01:33 PM
Yeah, I caught that as well.........same clown.

Not at all. Its someone trying to imitate me. Not working though so check our IP addresses. We wont match at all. I am located in ATL.

Bowser
06-25-2008, 01:34 PM
The faster you use chiefsplanet for informational gain the better off you will be. No telling what kind of networking you can get done on here

LMAO

Easy 6
06-25-2008, 01:34 PM
Why so angry, Vulture? Why are you playing the internet dick role?

Yeah, i dont get it.

Gotta hand it to him though, he's put together 2 whiz-bang threads.

Donger
06-25-2008, 01:34 PM
He makes $70k a year posting stupid crap on Chiefs websites, which is quite impressive because I've never done better than $500.

Perhaps you need a prop?

Midnight_Vulture
06-25-2008, 01:35 PM
May I ask what you do for a living? You said that you are 25, yes?

Marketing and Advertising firm:thumb:

Demonpenz
06-25-2008, 01:36 PM
I can always get pictures with hot girls. The problem is they are from st joe...... and no shit Nzoner always knows their parents or knows THEM. Arg

Donger
06-25-2008, 01:36 PM
Marketing and Advertising firm:thumb:

Thank you. What do you do for them, specifically?

Mr. Plow
06-25-2008, 01:36 PM
Not at all. Its someone trying to imitate me. Not working though so check our IP addresses. We wont match at all. I am located in ATL.


Did you move from California after you stole the laptop?

Pennywise
06-25-2008, 01:36 PM
Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!


That's what you get for shopping at Jersey Village.

Bowser
06-25-2008, 01:36 PM
Yeah, i dont get it.

Gotta hand it to him though, he's put together 2 whiz-bang threads.

No doubt. Great offseason diversions.

bogey
06-25-2008, 01:36 PM
Marketing and Advertising firm:thumb:

Receptionist?

stumppy
06-25-2008, 01:37 PM
whiz-bang

Are those the girls in the pics names?

seclark
06-25-2008, 01:37 PM
Thank you. What do you do for them, specifically?

staples flyers to telephone poles.
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Bowser
06-25-2008, 01:38 PM
Are those the girls in the pics names?

Yes, and they are interchangable.

Bwana
06-25-2008, 01:38 PM
Not at all. Its someone trying to imitate me. Not working though so check our IP addresses. We wont match at all. I am located in ATL.

Using two IP's at the same time is not a hard thing to do, but remembering not to post under the wrong name can be........oooops!

Stinger
06-25-2008, 01:40 PM
LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

These last 2 threads =

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v250/stinger871/4468-BS85.jpg

Phobia
06-25-2008, 01:40 PM
That's what you get for shopping at Jersey Village.

Funny. We lived in Jersey Village at one time.

irishjayhawk
06-25-2008, 01:42 PM
LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

These last 2 threads =

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v250/stinger871/4468-BS85.jpg

Hancock was responsible?

bogey
06-25-2008, 01:43 PM
I am not trying to brag but for those that thought I was full of crap when I said chicks dig guys with bikes. Here is a pic from the party I was at last weekend.

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r133/Finch83/myspace5.jpg

I can't help it, I have to ask. Do you shave your chest?

Donger
06-25-2008, 01:44 PM
Well, I'm sold, gentlemen. I'm picking up one of these tomorrow:

Midnight_Vulture
06-25-2008, 01:44 PM
Wow there are a lot of dirty old men on this forum. Askin me exactly what I do for a living, where I work, if I shave my chest LOL.