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ChiefaRoo
06-30-2007, 11:45 PM
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ESPN analyst thinks Chiefs’ offense will hold them back

Schlereth M ark Schlereth, an NFL analyst for ESPN, sees one major roadblock for anyone dreaming of a big run by the Chiefs this fall: offense.

“For so many years, the Chiefs have been a dominant running team,” said Schlereth, who was in Kansas City to call the Brigade’s playoff game Saturday on ESPN.

“But you look at what’s happened to the offensive line. They lost Willie Roaf the year before. Now, they’ve lost Will Shields. They’ve lost Jordan Black, who wasn’t a great tackle, but he was the best they had.

“And the best thing they have going right now, Larry Johnson, just had over 400 carries last year. That type of pounding worries me. I picked up one fumble in my career and tried to run with it and it felt like I got hit by 17 guys. That’s the last time I went to pick up a fumble. I can’t imagine running over 400 times.”

Schlereth, a former offensive lineman with Washington and Denver, sees other issues with the Chiefs’ offense as well.

“Damon (Huard) played great last year for a stretch,” Schlereth said. “But Tony Romo was great for five or six games and then the defensive coaches start taking away the things he did well.

“There’s a reason Damon has been a backup in this league for 10 years.”

Schlereth sees an overall lack of weaponry on the Chiefs’ offense.

“In the passing game, obviously they’ve got Tony Gonzalez,” he said. “But I don’t see the weapons elsewhere. Samie Parker and Eddie Kennison, I don’t mean any disrespect, but they’re just guys. They’re guys on somebody’s roster.”

The Chargers are still the team to beat in the West.

“After them, the Chiefs and Denver will be fighting it out to be 9-7 or 8-8 and maybe a playoff spot,” he said.

“Roc” Schlereth

Schlereth also has a recurring role on the soap opera “Guiding Light.”

Schlereth plays a detective named “Roc Hoover.”

So far, Schlereth said he hasn’t found many women throwing themselves at him because of his acting career.

“Part of that’s because they already throw themselves at me because I’m on ESPN,” he joked.

LJ for ESPY

Though I’ve never quite been sure the value of an ESPY, Chiefs stud Larry Johnson is up for one as the “Best NFL Player.”

LJ was nominated along with Drew Brees (Saints), Peyton Manning (Colts), Jason Taylor (Dolphins), LaDainian Tomlinson (Chargers) and Brian Urlacher (Bears).

Fans can vote at www.espn.go.com.

Mason’s next step

Former Kansas and Minnesota Gophers football coach Glen Mason apparently is being considered for a game-analyst position with the Big Ten Network.

Fruit Ninja
06-30-2007, 11:49 PM
Cant really disagree with anything he has to say. The whole Offense atm is kind of a big question mark.

Thig Lyfe
06-30-2007, 11:51 PM
Samie Parker is less than a guy.

ChiefaRoo
06-30-2007, 11:51 PM
I still hate that gay porn looking donk.

Thig Lyfe
07-01-2007, 12:00 AM
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big nasty kcnut
07-01-2007, 12:14 AM
That loser wouldn't know football if lj hit him upside the head.

Sam Hall
07-01-2007, 12:23 AM
He does have a cute daughter, Alexandria. But other than that, meh.

DenverChief
07-01-2007, 12:47 AM
What a noush nozzle yeah we lost Roaf and Shields BUT we replaced them with Welbourne and McIntosh

Sammie Parker? How about Dwyane Bowe

Damon Huard has been a Backup for 10 years is why Brodie Croyle is gonna be the starter


I wish I could get paid to talk about football at least it would be informed

BWillie
07-01-2007, 02:47 AM
i like how u said balls. very nice. kudos

Bob Dole
07-01-2007, 03:05 AM
Cant really disagree with anything he has to say. The whole Offense atm is kind of a big question mark.

Bob Dole agrees.

Although the whole Marino and Brady thing may have had something to do with the "career backup" deal.

Bob Dole has consistently said he won't be shocked if we win no more than 6 games this season.

Reerun_KC
07-01-2007, 07:35 AM
Cant disagree with him to much on this.. Acutally he is spot on.. And IF Huard is the starter, You can be asure that we are setting back the franchise another 2-3 years....

Huard isnt taking us anywhere....

SNR
07-01-2007, 08:02 AM
“But you look at what’s happened to the offensive line. They lost Willie Roaf the year before. Now, they’ve lost Will Shields. They’ve lost Jordan Black, who wasn’t a great tackle, but he was the best they had.That's like telling a cancer patient that they should not seek treatment for their skin cancer because skin cancer is better than lung cancer

blueballs
07-01-2007, 08:13 AM
so that's why you shave them
Mark might go into a sneezing fit
and get one lodged in a tooth crack

Alphaman
07-01-2007, 08:29 AM
I'm not really bothered by his comments. Our O-line will have 3 new starters, the QB situation is a question mark, and we don't have probowl caliber WR. I think he made two mistakes in his analysis:

1) When evaluating the o-line this year, you can't really keep using the Roaf point. We played without him last year, LJ still ran for 1700 yards and we made the playoffs. The Chiefs have moved on.

2) You can't argue that Black was not that good and call it a negative that we lost him. Did he just miss that the Chiefs signed McIntosh? Did he notice that Shields' play deteriorated over the last 2 years? Did he notice that Welbourne was a decent RT for us, but his best position is guard?

I think Herm and the Chiefs like the fact that they are getting no respect and are flying under the radar. The key will be the Chiefs ability to run the ball well and stop the run. If they can do that, they will win alot of games because they will control the clock.

morphius
07-01-2007, 08:36 AM
I have trouble taking anyone seriously that thinks losing Jordan Black is worse then signing Damion McIntosh. While Damion is far from being a Willie Roaf, he also isn't any worse the Black. I also like how he didn't even mention that out first round pick was a WR when listing off our WR group.

Oh well. I can't say that our Offense doesn't scare me.

StcChief
07-01-2007, 08:39 AM
Ok. So Roaf Shields gone. I seem to remember replacing them. McIntosh.LT Wiegmann.LG

I-65 Black? who cares?

Croyle/Huard are the QB ????? for this season.


"Roc" maybe go fulltime with the Soap stuff.

Bowe / Webb / Hannon / Parker somebody will catch balls TonyG/EK don't.

LJ will run and hopefully learn to catch.

chiefqueen
07-01-2007, 09:48 AM
He does have a cute daughter, Alexandria. But other than that, meh.

His daughter is on one of the MyTV soaps, I think it was called "Desire".

Deberg_1990
07-01-2007, 09:56 AM
I find it funny how almost everyone on here bitches about the offense and says just about the same thing as Schlereth does here....but yet he "sucks balls" hahaha

OctoberFart
07-01-2007, 11:24 AM
Pretty honest article. You guys hate anyone who says anything bad about queefs. Can't handle the truth that the queefs will be a 7-8 win team at best.

Easy 6
07-01-2007, 11:28 AM
As bad as he can be as an analyst, his "acting" is twice as bad...jocks who try acting are inevitably horrible...stiff, camera-conscious...just horrible.

The exceptions are very few.

Jayhawkerman2001
07-01-2007, 11:30 AM
personally i like schelereth better than most nfl analysts because he doesnt seem to be the type of guy that only pays attention to the popular teams(Patriots, Colts, Chargers, Broncos, Raiders and so forth) In everything hes saying there about our offense, he is nearly spot on.

chop
07-01-2007, 11:44 AM
Pretty honest article. You guys hate anyone who says anything bad about queefs. Can't handle the truth that the queefs will be a 7-8 win team at best.

At least Chiefs fans know that the NFL plays a 16 game schedule and that 7 + 8 = 15.

craneref
07-01-2007, 12:01 PM
Schlereth is NOT one of my favorites, while he has some valid points about the CHIEFS offense, he ALWAYS finds a way to bash them. The loss of Black is NO big del, MacIntosh is an upgrade of Black. How was Black our best, best tackle, best lineman? Obviously not the best lineman we had, MAYBE our 4th best, and that was only because he could stay healthy. I mean he wasn't even good enough to beat out a TE weighted Turley at the beginning of the season. As far as Huard goes, he may have been a backup for years, however the guy in front of him all those years were no slouch, with names like Marino, Brady and Green un his prime. How many QB's would have started over those guys? Not many, so why I give credit to Schlereth for pointing out the OBVIOUS to everyone, I downgrade him for not knowing be very well informed on the CHIEFS. As far as next season goes, The mighty chargers were being looked at skeptically for the same reasons last year, no experience at QB, quesitons along the Offensive line, no big name receivers, yet when they spoke about them last year the reply was, well when you got LT and Gates you can still do some damage. I guess LJ and Gonzo don't count this year. GO CHIEFS!!

BigMeatballDave
07-01-2007, 12:08 PM
Who the hell is dreaming of a big run? Just another uninformed. No mention of Croyle. No mention of the our youth movement. You'd think these turds would read up a little before writing this mess...

Hydrae
07-01-2007, 12:09 PM
At least Chiefs fans know that the NFL plays a 16 game schedule and that 7 + 8 = 15.


Psst, I think he was saying we will get 7 or 8 wins. Not finish with a 7-8 record.

Easy 6
07-01-2007, 12:10 PM
he ALWAYS finds a way to bash them.

Thats the real problem, even when he makes valid points, his credibility is tarnished because he always finds a way to slam us.

Yet its almost always superlatives for his friggin donx.

Baows.

BigMeatballDave
07-01-2007, 12:13 PM
Pretty honest article. You guys hate anyone who says anything bad about queefs. Can't handle the truth that the queefs will be a 7-8 win team at best.Dipshit... :rolleyes:

ROYC75
07-01-2007, 01:17 PM
Seriously, how can ya bag on him for spaeaking the truth ?
Oh wait, he was a donk, that's all I got...........

CoMoChief
07-01-2007, 01:25 PM
This offense is going to be a liability. I dont see how anyone here can argue with that.

CoMoChief
07-01-2007, 01:27 PM
At least Chiefs fans know that the NFL plays a 16 game schedule and that 7 + 8 = 15.

I hope you're kidding.

DenverChief
07-01-2007, 01:28 PM
Ok. So Roaf Shields gone. I seem to remember replacing them. McIntosh.LT Wiegmann.LG

I-65 Black? who cares?

Croyle/Huard are the QB ????? for this season.


"Roc" maybe go fulltime with the Soap stuff.

Bowe / Webb / Hannon / Parker somebody will catch balls TonyG/EK don't.

LJ will run and hopefully learn to catch.


REPOST!

OctoberFart
07-01-2007, 02:09 PM
At least Chiefs fans know that the NFL plays a 16 game schedule and that 7 + 8 = 15.
Can they read and comprehend though?

big nasty kcnut
07-01-2007, 02:33 PM
Yeah Mark Schlereth get held back by john elway while he get rheemed in the butt by terrell davis.

Ari Chi3fs
07-01-2007, 03:32 PM
i suggest a mod word replacement. when someone says Queefs, it changes to "AutumnWind is teh ghey".