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Jmart
07-01-2007, 04:43 AM
**** you puzzys

Jmart
07-01-2007, 04:44 AM
Hope your kids DIE

Jmart
07-01-2007, 04:45 AM
Im SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Sorry

chagrin
07-01-2007, 06:36 AM
what the heck?

Bwana
07-01-2007, 06:52 AM
Wow :shake:

SCChief
07-01-2007, 06:56 AM
...

I think someone is asking to be banned.

Jilly
07-01-2007, 07:18 AM
drunk ass

Phobia
07-01-2007, 08:22 AM
Ban him? Why?

Congratulations, ENDelt. That's awesome.

blueballs
07-01-2007, 08:23 AM
that's why they call
them porkers

Baconeater
07-01-2007, 09:00 AM
Ban him? Why?

Congratulations, ENDelt. That's awesome.
Must've been an all-nighter.

Simply Red
07-01-2007, 10:25 AM
Really? You're so clever.

greg63
07-01-2007, 10:38 AM
what the heck?

Looks to me like more stupidity.

luv
07-01-2007, 11:12 AM
Ban him? Why?

Congratulations, ENDelt. That's awesome.
Is there something we've missed?

Dr. Facebook Fever
07-01-2007, 11:23 AM
Is there something we've missed?
Apparently JMart has penis envy.

jAZ
07-01-2007, 11:26 AM
Is Brian getting married?

Dr. Facebook Fever
07-01-2007, 11:27 AM
Is Brian getting married?
No I need a date first. Oh you mean ENDelt.... never mind.

Frazod
07-01-2007, 11:29 AM
As far as I can remember, here's the condensed Jmart story.

He hooked up with Brian (ENDelt) for a weekend of partying. Posted a thread about it, apparently assuming that partying with ENDelt automatically made him one of the cool kids.

Then Barbaro died. Jmart was heartbroken. Many of us weren't. When we didn't get all weepy of the overhyped death of some rich asshole's plaything, Jmart started threatening to beat us up. And set himself up for universal mocking in the process.

Then he went away.

But he occasionally posts around 4:00 or 5:00 a.m. on weekend nights, presumably after he staggers in drunk from the bars, telling us all how much we suck.

That's about it.

A real stellar contributor. :whackit:

Bill Parcells
07-01-2007, 11:34 AM
As far as I can remember, here's the condensed Jmart story.

He hooked up with Brian (ENDelt) for a weekend of partying. Posted a thread about it, apparently assuming that partying with ENDelt automatically made him one of the cool kids.

Then Barbaro died. Jmart was heartbroken. Many of us weren't. When we didn't get all weepy of the overhyped death of some rich asshole's plaything, Jmart started threatening to beat us up. And set himself up for universal mocking in the process.

Then he went away.

But he occasionally posts around 4:00 or 5:00 a.m. on weekend nights, presumably after he staggers in drunk from the bars, telling us all how much we suck.

That's about it.

A real stellar contributor. :whackit:
Question: by hooking up, do you mean they had sexual intercourse? or were they just partying?

Thanks in advance for clearing this up.

luv
07-01-2007, 11:34 AM
As far as I can remember, here's the condensed Jmart story.

He hooked up with Brian (ENDelt) for a weekend of partying. Posted a thread about it, apparently assuming that partying with ENDelt automatically made him one of the cool kids.

Then Barbaro died. Jmart was heartbroken. Many of us weren't. When we didn't get all weepy of the overhyped death of some rich asshole's plaything, Jmart started threatening to beat us up. And set himself up for universal mocking in the process.

Then he went away.

But he occasionally posts around 4:00 or 5:00 a.m. on weekend nights, presumably after he staggers in drunk from the bars, telling us all how much we suck.

That's about it.

A real stellar contributor. :whackit:
Who's Barbaro?

Bill Parcells
07-01-2007, 11:35 AM
Who's Barbaro?
A very expensive horse that was put down after injuring his leg.

Frazod
07-01-2007, 11:35 AM
Question: by hooking up, do you mean they had sexual intercourse? or were they just partying?

Thanks in advance for clearing this up.

Uh, JUST PARTYING. :spock:

luv
07-01-2007, 11:36 AM
A very expensive horse that was put down after injuring his leg.
Oh yeah. Not into horses.

Bwana
07-01-2007, 11:39 AM
Oh yeah. Not into horses.

:hmmm:

Frazod
07-01-2007, 11:41 AM
Oh yeah. Not into horses.

Barbaro won the Kentucky Derby last year, then broke his leg in the Preakness and eventually had to be whacked. Jmart wigged out over it like the goddamn horse was his girlfriend or something. It was really bizarre.

TinyEvel
07-01-2007, 11:56 AM
IN HAPPIER TIMES....

Phobia
07-01-2007, 12:04 PM
Actually, JMart hooked him up with one of his lady friends as I recall. I presume JMart is in the know about something and used this cryptic thread to make an announcement.

luv
07-01-2007, 12:07 PM
Actually, JMart hooked him up with one of his lady friends as I recall. I presume JMart is in the know about something and used this cryptic thread to make an announcement.
ENDelt seems to have become a very private person. I would think he'd want to make his own announcements.

Jilly
07-01-2007, 12:23 PM
JMart's cute, right? or is that just a good picture?

Phobia
07-01-2007, 12:44 PM
JMart's cute, right? or is that just a good picture?

I don't know but that dude in the bottom of that photo is a very handsome man. I'll bet he scores more tail than Brad Pitt.

luv
07-01-2007, 12:46 PM
I don't know but that dude in the bottom of that photo is a very handsome man. I'll bet he scores more tail than Brad Pitt.
:spock:

Jilly
07-01-2007, 12:58 PM
I don't know but that dude in the bottom of that photo is a very handsome man. I'll bet he scores more tail than Brad Pitt.

I don't know... he looks like he spanks.

bringbackmarty
07-01-2007, 01:19 PM
Okay to summarize this thread, which I've just been speed reading,
Jmart and endelt had a love triangle with last years kentucky derby winner. When the horse got put down, phil and jill started taking turns whacking off endelt, but jmart was jealous because he wasn't getting any. Frazod is just pissed off as usual. How far off base am I?

Logical
07-01-2007, 02:49 PM
ENDelt seems to have become a very private person. I would think he'd want to make his own announcements.

Probably due to his BB relationship that I believe went south not long after it was officially announced on the BB.

Fairplay
07-01-2007, 03:05 PM
Jmart has a crush on Endelt.

TinyEvel
07-01-2007, 04:17 PM
I don't know but that dude in the bottom of that photo is a very handsome man. I'll bet he scores more tail than Brad Pitt.


Uh, Phil? You know that's NOT you, right?

BigMeatballDave
07-01-2007, 04:23 PM
Probably due to his BB relationship that I believe went south not long after it was officially announced on the BB.You mean with Mer/Katipan? Whatever happened to her?

BigMeatballDave
07-01-2007, 04:25 PM
Jmart looks like Adam Carolla.

L.A. Chieffan
07-01-2007, 04:27 PM
YES! My thread was the one that pushed him over the edge. That rocks.

Frazod
07-01-2007, 04:56 PM
YES! My thread was the one that pushed him over the edge. That rocks.

Actually, I think it was this one:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=157563

L.A. Chieffan
07-01-2007, 05:04 PM
Actually, I think it was this one:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=157563
Yeah well that's just liek your opinion man:

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=157551

Frazod
07-01-2007, 05:11 PM
Yeah well that's just liek your opinion man:

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=157551
He didn't start threatening to beat the crap out of everybody until Bowser's thread. :)

Iowanian
07-01-2007, 05:33 PM
No more than he posts anymore...and considering the contributions of his boy, jtard....Mer should have won the Planet in the cyber divorce.

You mean with Mer/Katipan? Whatever happened to her?

Rain Man
07-01-2007, 05:41 PM
This thread is a lot like a woman. It's been visited by a lot of other men, I have no idea what to do with it, and it makes no sense at all.

luv
07-01-2007, 05:42 PM
This thread is a lot like a woman. It's been visited by a lot of other men, I have no idea what to do with it, and it makes no sense at all.
Just accept it and love it. That's all it asks.

Simply Red
07-01-2007, 05:43 PM
No more than he posts anymore...and considering the contributions of his boy, jtard....Mer should have won the Planet in the cyber divorce.
best yet.

LMAO

:bravo:

Rain Man
07-01-2007, 05:43 PM
Just accept it and love it. That's all it asks.

Then why can't it just tell me that? It's all cryptic and it sits at the top of the board like it wants me to participate, but then I have no idea what it wants.

luv
07-01-2007, 05:45 PM
Then why can't it just tell me that? It's all cryptic and it sits at the top of the board like it wants me to participate, but then I have no idea what it wants.
Because you are supposed to be able to read it and figure it out. :)

Rain Man
07-01-2007, 05:56 PM
Because you are supposed to be able to read it and figure it out. :)


ARRRRGH! Online bulletin board systems drive me crazy!

Bowser
07-01-2007, 06:19 PM
He didn't start threatening to beat the crap out of everybody until Bowser's thread. :)

My work here is complete.

luv
07-01-2007, 06:20 PM
My work here is complete.
I don't have a beer.

Bowser
07-01-2007, 06:21 PM
Tits. Now.

luv
07-01-2007, 06:24 PM
Tits. Now.
http://www.mykaussie.com/images/tshirt7.jpg

Bowser
07-01-2007, 06:29 PM
Nice. I bet those got Jilly all tingly.


And here you go, luv....

luv
07-01-2007, 06:33 PM
Nice. I bet those got Jilly all tingly.


And here you go, luv....
Thank you! I'll put it in the fridge until later, if I drink tonight.

Logical
07-01-2007, 06:40 PM
You mean with Mer/Katipan? Whatever happened to her?Yes, I think she hung around mainly due to Brian.

Bowser
07-01-2007, 06:42 PM
Yes, I think she hung around mainly due to Brian.

She was funny as hell. Her cyber fights with HBBoltGirl were classics.

Logical
07-01-2007, 07:05 PM
http://www.mykaussie.com/images/tshirt7.jpg
Nice firm, admit it Luv your secret admirer was this woman.

luv
07-01-2007, 07:12 PM
Nice firm, admit it Luv your secret admirer was this woman.
I'm not one of those cool chicks that's into other chicks. I can comment on boobs and such, but they do nothing for me.

BigMeatballDave
07-01-2007, 07:17 PM
I'm not one of those cool chicks that's into other chicks. I can comment on boobs and such, but they do nothing for me.So, uh, you never touch your boobs?
:)

luv
07-01-2007, 07:25 PM
So, uh, you never touch your boobs?
:)
Mine don't necessarily do anything for me, although having them touched (by me or someone else) definitely does. Touching someone else's wouldn't.

Simply Red
10-17-2007, 10:17 AM
Here ya go Jmart