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Discuss Thrower
07-06-2007, 08:24 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,288182,00.html

MINNEAPOLIS A six-year-old girl has been hospitalized after a horrifying accident at a swimming pool, when she sat on an open drain and a powerful suction pump tore out part of her intestinal tract. A surgeon told the family Wednesday that part of her intestines had been lost.


Uhh, #1 Ouch. #2, how the **** is this physically possible?

Bacon Cheeseburger
07-06-2007, 08:27 PM
I'll bet she doesn't have the guts to try that again.

Donger
07-06-2007, 08:28 PM
Yet another horrible example of this. I understand that this girl, while alive, basically had to have all of her intestines removed. She will have to be fed via IV the rest of her life and have a colostomy bag.

Donger
07-06-2007, 08:28 PM
I'll bet she doesn't have the guts to try that again.

Don't.

Thig Lyfe
07-06-2007, 08:30 PM
It's taking me a while to digest this story.

Thig Lyfe
07-06-2007, 08:32 PM
Don't.

Yeah, you're right. In all seriousness, this is actually way more severe than the Six Flags story and really shouldn't be made fun of.

Besides, there are way less intestine-related puns.

BigRock
07-06-2007, 08:33 PM
I've heard of that happening before, but I always thought it was like an urban legend. Good God.

#2, how the **** is this physically possible?
She was sitting on the drain. If it's similar to the other cases I've heard of, the suction pulled her intestines out from her... you know where.

HolmeZz
07-06-2007, 08:34 PM
Really crappy story.

Yeah, that's all I got for an intestines joke.

CoMoChief
07-06-2007, 08:34 PM
Uhh, #1 Ouch. #2, how the **** is this physically possible?

I knew a girl who shit out her intestines one time or partially came out I guess I should say. She said it happened when she was like 5 yrs old.

Discuss Thrower
07-06-2007, 08:37 PM
So, is there something defective with children's digestional tracts? I mean I had a hole in my stomach as a kid and I had a steady diet of karo syrup too loosen things up, but I never had any problem to that severity..

Donger
07-06-2007, 08:39 PM
Pool drains can exert ~300 PSI. If you happen to sit on one, this will happen.

Discuss Thrower
07-06-2007, 08:48 PM
Pool drains can exert ~300 PSI. If you happen to sit on one, this will happen.

How the hell are you such a wealth of knowledge about everything?

Donger
07-06-2007, 08:50 PM
How the hell are you such a wealth of knowledge about everything?

It's simple. If the drain cover is removed, that's it.

Smed1065
07-06-2007, 08:52 PM
But it was not here fault IMO.

My parents done worse but I am tuff..............

Guts and all.

Bacon Cheeseburger
07-06-2007, 08:57 PM
Don't.
Like no one else was going to say it.

Demonpenz
07-06-2007, 09:12 PM
if you stretch out your intestines and line it up. It can reach the moon

Smed1065
07-06-2007, 09:13 PM
This is sad but who plans for it?

Mecca
07-06-2007, 09:27 PM
This will prepare her well for her future career in porno.

jjjayb
07-06-2007, 09:35 PM
This thread is worthless without pics.......






































Ok, so I'm kidding. Just figured I'd pile on with everyone else.

Guru
07-06-2007, 09:39 PM
Soon as I read the thread title I knew it was drain related. Pools are supposed to have protective device on the drains so this doesn't happen. WTF?

HolmeZz
07-06-2007, 09:45 PM
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Phobia
07-06-2007, 09:54 PM
The girl was six you sick bastards.

Guru
07-06-2007, 09:58 PM
The girl was six you sick bastards.
At least we are getting their true colors now.

Smed1065
07-06-2007, 10:00 PM
The girl was six you sick bastards.

I thought she was three, pile on then......

Smed1065
07-06-2007, 10:01 PM
Welcome to the Planet........

Bacon Cheeseburger
07-06-2007, 10:02 PM
Soon as I read the thread title I knew it was drain related. Pools are supposed to have protective device on the drains so this doesn't happen. WTF?
No kidding, if it's that dangerous there should be some way to cage off the area around the drain so no one gets close to it.

elvomito
07-06-2007, 10:05 PM
it takes a lot of intestinal fortitude for you people to come in here and poke fun at this young girl's loss.

BucEyedPea
07-06-2007, 10:15 PM
Pool drains can exert ~300 PSI. If you happen to sit on one, this will happen.
Isn't this the same type of case Edwards sued over?
And people still don't know about these things? Or there are still no security procedures made known?
This is such a tragedy...my heart goes out to the parents and girl.

Discuss Thrower
07-06-2007, 10:19 PM
... You know, I usually am one to revel in dark humor in these situations, usually when the hapless victim places himself in such a position, but knocking puns at the expense of a ****ing six year old girl is beyond tactless. It's pure, unadulterated, white trash.

chiefs4me
07-06-2007, 10:20 PM
Soon as I read the thread title I knew it was drain related. Pools are supposed to have protective device on the drains so this doesn't happen. WTF?






it was a private club pool...


and for those of you who made fun....karma's a bitch, hope you don't have children....

HolmeZz
07-06-2007, 10:22 PM
and for those of you who made fun....karma's a bitch, hope you don't have children....

Are you really any better by thinking that?

chiefs4me
07-06-2007, 10:32 PM
Are you really any better by thinking that?







I wasn't talking to you..so.......:harumph:

Guru
07-06-2007, 10:39 PM
it was a private club pool......

All the more reason this shouldn't have happened.

BucEyedPea
07-06-2007, 10:46 PM
All the more reason this shouldn't have happened.
That's right. I see a lawsuit coming and deservedly so. Definitely negligent.

Silock
07-06-2007, 11:08 PM
... You know, I usually am one to revel in dark humor in these situations, usually when the hapless victim places himself in such a position, but knocking puns at the expense of a ****ing six year old girl is beyond tactless. It's pure, unadulterated, white trash.

So, there's an age limit now? You can't make a joke about anyone under the age of 7? 16? 21? 47?

I mean, yeah, sucks for her, but come on.

ChiefFan31
07-07-2007, 02:00 AM
Okay....one question. Wouldn't you realize that something was wrong?

I mean, one would have to think it would hurt pretty bad if your intestines were sucked outta your Ahnoose.

KCChiefsMan
07-07-2007, 02:10 AM
thats just horrible. I've never heard of that happening before. Just awful

ChiefaRoo
07-07-2007, 02:17 AM
Uhh, #1 Ouch. #2, how the **** is this physically possible?

Here's the same principal at work only at a much higher level of intensity
Six thousand feet below sea level, a robotic saw cuts through an undersea pipeline. The saw is cutting a 3 mm (0.1 in) wide gap in the pipe. The pressure inside of the pipe is 0 psi, while the pressure in the surrounding water is 2700 psi (1.3 tons/square inch).
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sedated
07-07-2007, 02:29 AM
butt-sex

beavis
07-07-2007, 07:31 AM
Chuck Palahniuk wrote a really gruemsome short story about something similar called "Guts". Very disturbing.

CoMoChief
07-07-2007, 07:54 AM
Chuck Palahniuk wrote a really gruemsome short story about something similar called "Guts". Very disturbing.

Guts back in my day was pretty cool.


http://geanersgauges.com/Guts.jpg

Rain Man
07-07-2007, 10:59 AM
So, there's an age limit now? You can't make a joke about anyone under the age of 7? 16? 21? 47?

I mean, yeah, sucks for her, but come on.

Sucks for her. ROFL

My rule is by height, kind of like getting to ride that tall tower thing at amusement parks.


Actually, these types of accidents happen on a regular but infrequent basis. I've actually read a nearly identical story several years ago, and then the same thing happened to an elderly lady in an airline bathroom once. These are not pleasant situations for anyone involved.

Sully
07-07-2007, 11:04 AM
Bunch of assholes.
You guys suck.
You really should bag the shitty jokes.

ChiefButthurt
07-07-2007, 11:50 AM
Not cool at all fools.

Fried Meat Ball!
07-07-2007, 11:54 AM
Soon as I read the thread title I knew it was drain related. Pools are supposed to have protective device on the drains so this doesn't happen. WTF?
There are also supposed to a MINIMUM of two drains so that if one becomes plugged this won't happen.

The Red Sea
07-07-2007, 06:34 PM
There are also supposed to a MINIMUM of two drains so that if one becomes plugged this won't happen.

Just As I explained it too my wife once we got serious.
When one holes plugged theres another ready in case of emergency! :)


As far as the girl.. shes in high spirits from the interview I saw..shes strong..sad story though to be sure.

Thig Lyfe
04-11-2012, 01:03 PM
Rectum? Damn near killed 'im!

Rain Man
04-11-2012, 01:40 PM
Rectum? Damn near killed 'im!

It took you five years to come up with that line?

lcarus
04-11-2012, 01:46 PM
That sucks ass

Pasta Giant Meatball
04-11-2012, 01:50 PM
Sandusky's Intestinal Removal Service.

Cave Johnson
04-11-2012, 01:50 PM
I thought John Edwards had gotten her paid, banged another videographer, and covered it up.

So disappointing.

suds79
04-11-2012, 01:50 PM
Horrible news stories with 6 year olds is the new "watch this person die thread".

And let the bad puns begin on this story.

suzzer99
04-11-2012, 01:53 PM
Fuck you for these thread titles. Seriously.

Thig Lyfe
04-11-2012, 01:53 PM
It took you five years to come up with that line?

PERFECTION TAKES TIME

Canofbier
04-11-2012, 01:57 PM
What's with CP's fetish for eviscerated children?

JOhn
04-11-2012, 02:02 PM
I thought John Edwards had gotten her paid, banged another videographer, and covered it up.

So disappointing.

:harumph:

DJ's left nut
04-11-2012, 03:03 PM
6-yr old boy + woodchipper = 200 posts of puns.

6-yr old girl + pool drain = righteous hate and indignation.

Ummm...okay.

Well its good to know that our moral compass around CP hasn't gone completely down the drain...

Discuss Thrower
04-11-2012, 03:05 PM
6-yr old boy + woodchipper = 200 posts of puns.

6-yr old girl + pool drain = righteous hate and indignation.

Ummm...okay.

Well its good to know that our moral compass around CP hasn't gone completely down the drain...

I like the shift Donger has made from 2007 to now.

Dayze
04-11-2012, 03:06 PM
6-yr old boy + woodchipper = 200 posts of puns.

6-yr old girl + pool drain = righteous hate and indignation.

Ummm...okay.

Well its good to know that our moral compass around CP hasn't gone completely down the drain...

well, not in this case. it was clogged.

Radar Chief
04-11-2012, 03:07 PM
PERFECTION TAKES TIME

Know whats better roses on a piano? Tulips on your organ.


GET IT???!!!ONE?!

Donger
04-11-2012, 03:09 PM
Huh. I guess I've become a little darker since this happened. Although, for some stupid double standard, I think the fact that this was a little girl does make a difference for me (and that she lived).

I think I might actually be a repressed serial killer.

DJ's left nut
04-11-2012, 03:11 PM
Huh. I guess I've become a little darker since this happened. Although, for some stupid double standard, I think the fact that this was a little girl does make a difference for me (and that she lived).


If you call that living.

She'll never drop a deuce again. Why even wake up in the morning?

seclark
04-11-2012, 03:13 PM
If you call that living.

She'll never drop a deuce again. Why even wake up in the morning?

so you can laugh at whoever has to change your shitbag?
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Thig Lyfe
04-11-2012, 04:02 PM
Huh. I guess I've become a little darker since this happened. Although, for some stupid double standard, I think the fact that this was a little girl does make a difference for me (and that she lived).

I think I might actually be a repressed serial killer.

Seems like Phobia's come around, too.

Iowanian
04-11-2012, 04:04 PM
I must be a fuddy duddy, but as the parent of little kids, I can find no humor in terrible shit like this.

rageeumr
04-11-2012, 04:21 PM
(and that she lived).



She actually died 9 months later due to complications (some sort of cancer) attributed to her organ transplants.

Her parents won an $8M settlement from the golf club where the pool was.

Minnesota passed swimming pool safety legislation in her name in 2008.

Fish
04-11-2012, 04:29 PM
LOL.... Epic Debbie Downer.....

scott free
04-11-2012, 04:34 PM
I for one have now seen enough 'terible shit happening to little kids' stories to last me the rest of the year.

Thig Lyfe
04-11-2012, 04:35 PM
Her parents won an $8M settlement from the golf club where the pool was.



http://www.goodbooksandgoodwine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/make-it-rain-guys.gif

notorious
04-11-2012, 04:35 PM
I must be a fuddy duddy, but as the parent of little kids, I can find no humor in terrible shit like this.

This.


With the wood chipper story and this, I instantly put myself in that situation and it would be horrific.

Thig Lyfe
04-11-2012, 04:35 PM
Just hope all that settlement cash doesn't go down the drain...

dilligaf
04-11-2012, 05:02 PM
I must be a fuddy duddy, but as the parent of little kids, I can find no humor in terrible shit like this.

Me niether. I don't find this funny at all.

qabbaan
04-11-2012, 05:10 PM
This is not funny at all.

Scorp
04-11-2012, 05:16 PM
Thank god it wasn't a wood chipper! Was her name Adraina?

Deberg_1990
04-11-2012, 05:17 PM
worthless without pics...

Count Zarth
04-11-2012, 05:22 PM
I bet she's into anal.

Phobia
04-11-2012, 05:34 PM
I'm emotionally damaged. I've lost a kid. My ex wife did some pretty despicable crap to me. Her husband to whom she is still married did some pretty awful stuff to my oldest daughter. All I got is left is humor. So, that's why I make stupid jokes.

crispystl420
04-11-2012, 06:16 PM
I'm emotionally damaged. I've lost a kid. My ex wife did some pretty despicable crap to me. Her husband to whom she is still married did some pretty awful stuff to my oldest daughter. All I got is left is humor. So, that's why I make stupid jokes.

That's terrible. How did you lose a child? (if you don't mind me asking)

SNR
04-11-2012, 06:26 PM
If you call that living.

She'll never drop a deuce again. Why even wake up in the morning?Colostomy bags aren't exactly a great way to live, but they get the job done. My uncle has lived with one for 20 years.

Setsuna
04-11-2012, 06:27 PM
Yall bastards can't pick and choose which stories to crap on sorry. It's either all or none. Yall were chopping away at that kid dying in a wood chipper and no mod nor anyone said shit. So don't say shit now. I'm so tired of wishy washy people. Fuck!

DJ's left nut
04-11-2012, 06:50 PM
Yall bastards can't pick and choose which stories to crap on sorry. It's either all or none. Yall were chopping away at that kid dying in a wood chipper and no mod nor anyone said shit. So don't say shit now. I'm so tired of wishy washy people. Fuck!

Exactly.

This isn't any different than the woodchipper one and that one has had legs for days.

Moral grandstanding on an internet chatboard just gets some people's rocks off. Whatever.

Wallcrawler
04-11-2012, 06:58 PM
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How this happening to a six year old is found funny, is quite beyond my comprehension.

Phobia
04-11-2012, 07:08 PM
That's terrible. How did you lose a child? (if you don't mind me asking)

She had Downs, of which one of the struggles is a weak heart. Her heart failed 3 days before she was born.

lcarus
04-11-2012, 07:10 PM
She had Downs, of which one of the struggles is a weak heart. Her heart failed 3 days before she was born.

Well now I just feel downright bad and stupid for some of the things I've said on this board

Phobia
04-11-2012, 07:24 PM
Well now I just feel downright bad and stupid for some of the things I've said on this board

Why? People die. Kids die. Doesn't mean stuff isn't funny. I presume you wouldn't have made a joke about my dead daughter. I'm not browsing the internet looking to be offended which is the only way the people who are emotionally impacted by these stories are going to get hurt.

I don't even expect anybody to stop saying "retard". I say "retard".

Bacon Cheeseburger
04-11-2012, 07:25 PM
I can't believe how classless I was 5 years ago. Luckily I've changed.

Count Zarth
04-11-2012, 07:25 PM
I'm emotionally damaged. I've lost a kid. My ex wife did some pretty despicable crap to me. Her husband to whom she is still married did some pretty awful stuff to my oldest daughter. All I got is left is humor. So, that's why I make stupid jokes.

I am going to be totally honest. I was in a lesbian relationship for years. I played the stud roll in this/ these relationships. I guess after being exposed and going through so much with men it damaged my view and my wanting to be with them.

However then I was young. Now as a woman I grew up and learned how to put my past behind me. So here is what I am hoping to find. A man who is kind, a man who has patience, and strong. I want a man who is mature enough not to bring up my past and who is capable to love and respect the love that is given to him. I am drama free and expect the same.

Futhermore, I want a man who will not pressure me and is understanding. I want a man who will not disrespect me with asking me for a threesome. And most importantly love and know God. I am a thick black woman and I am looking for a black king. If you are out there I am here.

Phobia
04-11-2012, 07:25 PM
I can't believe how classless I was 5 years ago. Luckily I've changed.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

KurtCobain
04-11-2012, 07:29 PM
I can't believe how classless I was 5 years ago. Luckily I've changed.

Now you're just boring.

Count Zarth
04-11-2012, 07:32 PM
I can't believe how classless I was 5 years ago. Luckily I've changed.

Now you've added deranged to your repertoire. Congrats.

Bacon Cheeseburger
04-11-2012, 07:40 PM
Now you're just boring.
Your words are hurtful, Joey.

KurtCobain
04-11-2012, 07:44 PM
Your words are hurtful, Joey.

I'm just joshing you! I think you're a very interesting possibly senile psychopath on a binge road of destruction and yard protection.

niblet
04-11-2012, 07:52 PM
I can't believe how classless I was 5 years ago. Luckily I've changed.

Don't.

Thig Lyfe
04-11-2012, 07:58 PM
Don't.

you forget about me

Don't don't don't don't

KurtCobain
04-11-2012, 08:01 PM
you forget about me

Don't don't don't don't

STOP WITH THE INSANITY