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Claynus
07-06-2007, 08:55 PM
http://www.komotv.com/news/local/8355142.html

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Residents of Oregon town say shape of traffic posts is offensive

KEIZER, Ore. - The City of Keizer is taking heat for installing a group of cement posts designed to protect pedestrians from cars, but which some say is a phallic symbol.

A total of 52 of the posts were installed at a busy intersection in Keizer and they are getting a lot of second glances.

A number of residents have complained to the city that the posts resemble male genitalia.

"I can't disagree with that," said City Manager Chris Eppley. "They certainly did not turn out the way we anticipated."

According to Eppley, the posts were ordered from a catalog and looked much different on paper.

"They're a standard style," Eppley said. "I think in the right context they look fine. They just happened not to (look fine) here."

The city is looking into retrofitting the posts with metal collars and chains that run between them, which they hope will change the look. If not, they said the posts will have to go.

"If that fix doesn't work and I still think they look inappropriate, we'll have wasted $20,000 and we'll have to do something different," Eppley said.

Of course, the city could always keep them up and use them for sex education, at least according to one woman we spoke to. "My son said he wanted to hang a sign on it that says 'always use protection,'" she said.

Smed1065
07-06-2007, 08:56 PM
They hate dick?

Shapes........

Baconeater
07-06-2007, 09:01 PM
The city is looking into retrofitting the posts with metal collars and chains that run between them, which they hope will change the look.
Oh yeah, the S&M look probably won't offend anybody.

Coach
07-06-2007, 09:07 PM
Oh gimmie a ****ing break. Everything you see, say, or do is always going to be related to something sexual.

Know what I would say to those chicken little ****ers? STFU and grow the **** up.

That is all.

Lzen
07-06-2007, 09:09 PM
I didn't realize that you were moving to Oregon, GoChiefs.











:p

Smed1065
07-06-2007, 09:15 PM
He seems to be checking it out........

Claynus
07-06-2007, 09:17 PM
I didn't realize that you were moving to Oregon, GoChiefs.


I have strong ties to Oregon. My uncle lives there and I first saw Star Wars in Oregon.

Smed1065
07-06-2007, 09:18 PM
Like a surprise.......Outta thread.....

gblowfish
07-06-2007, 09:34 PM
He seems to be checking it out........Yet, one of the big university's mascot is a Beaver.

Go Figure...

Guru
07-06-2007, 10:02 PM
Guess they wouldn't like this statue then...

http://www.cjonline.com/images/100103/9979_512.jpg

cdcox
07-06-2007, 10:14 PM
This rock should be torn down...

Guru
07-06-2007, 10:17 PM
This rock should be torn down...
National parks are now a target. ROFL

Thig Lyfe
07-06-2007, 10:23 PM
This is why 9/11 happened.

Ugly Duck
07-06-2007, 11:50 PM
I didn't realize that you were moving to Oregon, GoChiefs.


http://sinth.info/pix/surprise%20buttsex.jpg

Mr. Flopnuts
07-07-2007, 12:00 AM
I watched that story on that station on the news tonight. I can honestly tell you I didn't think I'd see the flacid street symbols of Keizer OR on Chiefsplanet.

BigMeatballDave
07-07-2007, 12:44 AM
This rock should be torn down...Oh. My. God. LMAO

Braincase
07-07-2007, 06:32 AM
Would you rather have a large number of small penii, or one REALLY BIG ONE?

Bob Dole
07-07-2007, 07:07 AM
Adding cock rings and chaining them together should help quite a bit.

Brilliant!

Mr. Flopnuts
07-07-2007, 10:51 AM
Adding cock rings and chaining them together should help quite a bit.

Brilliant!



LMAO LMAO They showed a picture on the news last night of what the chains would look like, and I thought to myself "You don't like your penis statues, but you want to go with an S & M look?" Priceless.