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luv
07-06-2007, 11:19 PM
Who's the first slacker that comes to your mind?

Direckshun - NO threads on the front page? WTF!?! :p

Direckshun
07-06-2007, 11:21 PM
FAX hasn't had a limerick in like a WEEK.

What an asshole slacker.

Smed1065
07-06-2007, 11:21 PM
i usually do but I do post football most of the time.

Hey N00b, we need questions to help you!

:hmmm:

Smed1065
07-06-2007, 11:23 PM
Direck is slacking, IMO....

milkman
07-06-2007, 11:25 PM
The first slacker?

I smell a political thread in the making.

Baconeater
07-06-2007, 11:31 PM
Me. I've only started about 30 threads since I've been here. Then again, maybe that's a good thing.

milkman
07-06-2007, 11:35 PM
Me. I've only started about 30 threads since I've been here. Then again, maybe that's a good thing.

You?

Hell, I've only started about 100 since I've been here, and I'm a charter ****ing member.

Guru
07-06-2007, 11:38 PM
Lets be real. Anyone who posts on CP is a slacker at something.

Smed1065
07-06-2007, 11:40 PM
Usually work, like me......

Baconeater
07-06-2007, 11:45 PM
You?

Hell, I've only started about 100 since I've been here, and I'm a charter ****ing member.
Slacker.

58-4ever
07-06-2007, 11:46 PM
Sedated, Quicksilver, Simply Red, Dunit,

milkman
07-06-2007, 11:46 PM
Slacker.

Damn right, and don't forget it junior.

Speaking of junior, any one seen Flopnuts lately?

58-4ever
07-06-2007, 11:46 PM
Luv

Baconeater
07-06-2007, 11:57 PM
Damn right, and don't forget it junior.

Speaking of junior, any one seen Flopnuts lately?
I didn't realize it was my turn to watch him.

luv
07-06-2007, 11:57 PM
Luv
Me? I have my work done and emails sent, tyvm. :harumph:

QuikSsurfer
07-06-2007, 11:59 PM
Sedated, Quicksilver, Simply Red, Dunit,
u mean quikSsurfer?
how am i slackin yo

Joie
07-07-2007, 12:00 AM
me

SLAG
07-07-2007, 12:01 AM
This place wasn't slacking when that phil guy was around

milkman
07-07-2007, 12:01 AM
u mean quikSsurfer?
how am i slackin yo

No, actually he means QockSlurper, and you missed his appointment.

milkman
07-07-2007, 12:02 AM
I didn't realize it was my turn to watch him.

There's a calender.

Baconeater
07-07-2007, 12:03 AM
me
Who the hell are you?

milkman
07-07-2007, 12:03 AM
me

Exactly.

Baconeater
07-07-2007, 12:03 AM
There's a calender.
I made mine into an origami swan.

Guru
07-07-2007, 12:03 AM
me
And you are?

Joie
07-07-2007, 12:06 AM
Ok, yes, I have been neglecting the Planet. You all still love me, right?

milkman
07-07-2007, 12:06 AM
I made mine into an origami swan.

So you can still read it?

Baconeater
07-07-2007, 12:07 AM
Ok, yes, I have been neglecting the Planet. You all still love me, right?
I thought we voted you off.

QuikSsurfer
07-07-2007, 12:08 AM
This place wasn't slacking when that phil guy was around
no doubt

Joie
07-07-2007, 12:08 AM
I thought we voted you off.
I'm back for the reunion show.

Guru
07-07-2007, 12:08 AM
I thought we voted you off.
Obviously just to Exile Isle.

greg63
07-07-2007, 12:14 AM
me


...And me.

Joie
07-07-2007, 12:17 AM
...And me.
Is it too soon to pronounce this thread dead? :p

Baconeater
07-07-2007, 12:25 AM
Is it too soon to pronounce this thread dead? :p
I could liven it up with some pics of Gawd Damned Nebraska...

Sam Hall
07-07-2007, 12:26 AM
I like Vanilla Wafers.

58-4ever
07-07-2007, 12:27 AM
Me? I have my work done and emails sent, tyvm. :harumph:

Yeah, but you waste a lot of time on here! :)

58-4ever
07-07-2007, 12:28 AM
...And me.

definitely you!

Baconeater
07-07-2007, 12:30 AM
Here's the Capitol of Gawd Damned Nebraska.

http://img.groundspeak.com/waymarking/display/3fb3eb7d-fbe2-4b14-9b1d-d1631edddffb.jpg

OMG IT LOOKS LIKE A PENIS TEAR IT DOWN!

Joie
07-07-2007, 12:30 AM
I could liven it up with some pics of Gawd Damned Nebraska...
I thought you had shown us all of those. How many barns does Gawd Damned Nebraska have?

Just kidding...I don't need to know.

Sam Hall
07-07-2007, 12:31 AM
Here's the Capitol of Gawd Damned Nebraska.

http://img.groundspeak.com/waymarking/display/3fb3eb7d-fbe2-4b14-9b1d-d1631edddffb.jpg

OMG IT LOOKS LIKE A PENIS TEAR IT DOWN!

show 'em the Haymarket.

Joie
07-07-2007, 12:31 AM
Here's the Capitol of Gawd Damned Nebraska.

http://img.groundspeak.com/waymarking/display/3fb3eb7d-fbe2-4b14-9b1d-d1631edddffb.jpg

OMG IT LOOKS LIKE A PENIS TEAR IT DOWN!
I've seen the Capitol of Gawd Damned Nebraska in person.



NEXT!!!

Guru
07-07-2007, 12:31 AM
Here's the Capitol of Gawd Damned Nebraska.

http://img.groundspeak.com/waymarking/display/3fb3eb7d-fbe2-4b14-9b1d-d1631edddffb.jpg

OMG IT LOOKS LIKE A PENIS TEAR IT DOWN!

Damn nebraskans and their penis envy.

Sam Hall
07-07-2007, 12:31 AM
I thought you had shown us all of those. How many barns does Gawd Damned Nebraska have?

Just kidding...I don't need to know.

That state has a lot of road kill
:)

Joie
07-07-2007, 12:32 AM
I wanna see Rosenblatt!! And the Old Market!! And the Henry Doorley Zoo!!


TAKE ME TO THE ZOO!!!!

Joie
07-07-2007, 12:33 AM
Damn nebraskans and their penis envy.
ROFL

58-4ever
07-07-2007, 12:33 AM
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Joie
07-07-2007, 12:34 AM
That state has a lot of road kill
:)
It's not roadkill. It's hunting with your pickup truck. Why drag a deer out of the woods when you can scoop up a raccoon with your snow shovel?

Guru
07-07-2007, 12:35 AM
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And what are they smiling about?

58-4ever
07-07-2007, 12:35 AM
And what are they smiling about?

I just gave it to them.

Guru
07-07-2007, 12:37 AM
I just gave it to them.
Two of them look like they are under 18.

58-4ever
07-07-2007, 12:37 AM
Two of them look like they are under 18.
all over 21. One is my fiance

luv
07-07-2007, 12:38 AM
Here's the Capitol of Gawd Damned Nebraska.

http://img.groundspeak.com/waymarking/display/3fb3eb7d-fbe2-4b14-9b1d-d1631edddffb.jpg

OMG IT LOOKS LIKE A PENIS TEAR IT DOWN!
I've been in there! It's right down the road from Pershing Auditorium. We had Regionals there when I competed in roller skating. The Auditorium, not the Capitol.

Baconeater
07-07-2007, 12:38 AM
Here's a pic of the Strategic Air Command museum in Gawd Damned Nebraska.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/150/359102124_1d11bd5b47.jpg

OMG THAT ROCKET LOOKS LIKE A PENIS TAKE IT DOWN!

Guru
07-07-2007, 12:39 AM
all over 21. One is my fiance
Poor girl. Which one is she?

Joie
07-07-2007, 12:40 AM
Here's a pic of the Strategic Air Command museum in Gawd Damned Nebraska.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/150/359102124_1d11bd5b47.jpg

OMG THAT ROCKET LOOKS LIKE A PENIS TAKE IT DOWN!
I love it!! We used to go to the Airshow at Offutt every year. I haven't been in the new museum yet.

58-4ever
07-07-2007, 12:40 AM
Poor girl. Which one is she?

I know. The blond.

Sam Hall
07-07-2007, 12:40 AM
This is Nebraska

Guru
07-07-2007, 12:41 AM
http://www2.ops.org/PINEWOOD/nebraska/images/small-chimney.jpg
What is it about Nebraska?

Guru
07-07-2007, 12:41 AM
I know. The blond.
:thumb:

58-4ever
07-07-2007, 12:42 AM
Us. This thread is wondering.

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Joie
07-07-2007, 12:42 AM
This is Nebraska
I'm not a Husker fan, but my brother is. I had a beautiful drawing made for him featuring Memorial Stadium and Tom Osborne (it was right around the time he retired).

Baconeater
07-07-2007, 12:43 AM
I wanna see Rosenblatt!! And the Old Market!! And the Henry Doorley Zoo!!


TAKE ME TO THE ZOO!!!!
Here's a pic of the Henry Doorly Zoo Desert Dome in Gawd Damned Omaha.

http://www.nctc.net/counties/douglas/zoo%20desert%20dome.jpg

OMG IT LOOKS LIKE A BOOB TEAR IT DOWN!

Joie
07-07-2007, 12:45 AM
Here's a pic of the Henry Doorly Zoo Desert Dome in Gawd Damned Omaha.

http://www.nctc.net/counties/douglas/zoo%20desert%20dome.jpg

OMG IT LOOKS LIKE A BOOB TEAR IT DOWN!
I haven't been there yet. The last time I went to the zoo it was under construction.


I always thought Gawd Damned Crossroads Mall looked like it had boobs on the roof. And it's always nipping.

Sam Hall
07-07-2007, 12:45 AM
It even glows in the dark

Joie
07-07-2007, 12:46 AM
We have a Gawd Damned Nebraska Furniture Mart very close to where I live now.

Joie
07-07-2007, 12:46 AM
It even glows in the dark
Is it wearing a neon condom?

58-4ever
07-07-2007, 12:47 AM
Is it wearing a neon condom?

Hmmmmm

Sam Hall
07-07-2007, 12:50 AM
Is it wearing a neon condom?

here, you can watch it 24/7

http://www.starcitymall.com/webcam/index.shtml

Baconeater
07-07-2007, 12:50 AM
I haven't been there yet. The last time I went to the zoo it was under construction.


I always thought Gawd Damned Crossroads Mall looked like it had boobs on the roof. And it's always nipping.
That place is a rundown shithole now. They replaced the Younkers with a SuperTarget if that tells you anything.

Joie
07-07-2007, 12:51 AM
here, you can watch it 24/7

http://www.starcitymall.com/webcam/index.shtml
It's not that interesting. It's not like it's the Woodmen Tower or something.

58-4ever
07-07-2007, 12:51 AM
That place is a rundown shithole now. They replaced the Younkers with a SuperTarget if that tells you anything.

at least it's not a Wal-Mart.

Joie
07-07-2007, 12:52 AM
That place is a rundown shithole now. They replaced the Younkers with a SuperTarget if that tells you anything.
It was a rundown shithole when I lived there. Not as bad as Southroads though. Is Southroads still standing?

Baconeater
07-07-2007, 12:53 AM
at least it's not a Wal-Mart.
The clientele at that particular location is comparable to a Wal-Mart. I made the mistake of going there at Christmas time.

Ebolapox
07-07-2007, 12:54 AM
Slacker: A person who shirks his work or duty; a person who
evades military service in wartime.

ha ha...I know one thing man; I'm gonna have my kicks before the whole sh*t-house goes up in flames. You know what I'm sayin'? Eat, drink and be merry. Tomorrow you may die. That's what life's about man. Good times and noodle salad.

[Verse 1]
I'm a product of Reganomics neurotic they sayin'
I'm it just got up inhaling chronic
The oddest I'm staying honest
I'm bout to make it famous
So you can take that J.O.B. and
You can shove it up your anus

I ain't never understood how the world works
But I always understood why
The girls twirk for a baller not a 9 to 5
Barely makin' it with disgust behind your eyes

So I just grip my piece, rip off fleece
Out to take yo lip off chief
With my peeps we ruthless
If you got money induce it goofs get toothless
We loose off 2 fifths we useless

I wanna kick it but ain't got the dough
Sneak in the concert trip and make'em stop the show
We gots ta go, push me and I'll sock the po
Gettin' the bail from my parents is impossible

[Chorus]
I'm a slacker, never did I have a lot of dough
I'm a slacker, smoking pot and watchin' videos
I'm a slacker, go whichever way the wind blows
Those just tuning in I'm just letting' ya know
That I'm a slacker, every time I take a look around
I'm a slacker, stuck upon my face is a frown
I don't do enough, I just fool around
Ya'll can go to hell, how does that sound

[Verse 2]
Now you can tell by my everyday fits I ain't rich
I sneak with a piece when I grit (grit)
I'm just another gat man caught up in the mix (mix)
Tryin' to take your dollar and your 15 cents (I grind wit a pistol)

I stay rid of you lames (y'all gay) I play
Video games (all day) what Kansas City, MO brangs
Is gritty slow gain we ditty bop wit really no change (y'all pay)
And people holla how ya do dat there
Why your pants hangin' low and why you grew dat hair
Lightin' a bleezle with my people
Ridin' a regal always in trouble wit coppers cause we drivin' illegal

And I ain't never giving them lee way
To hem me nay the judicial assembly's
Gay (hey) I come out at night cause I sleep all day
Tryin' to get with Def Jam, Loud or MCA

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
Get to the party and my homies gotta pay 4 me
Holidays them just be another day 4 me
Getting' drunk hoping I get to the crilla safely
Pray 4 me cause I'm needing money majorly

I sit at home watching MTV
Wit a empty P.O.C.K.E.T. I MP3
Everything that I hear on the streets
Never buy it don't deny it
I'm the fear Imma beast

You say get a job, I say hit a knob
Cause the way you run the world, is every bit a fraud
So what you ask of me? You get no tax from me
I got whites, native and Mexican and blacks with me

I'm tryin' to get up there with Master P. pass the D.
Cause that's the way it has to be
We bust 2 B free, we trust who be G.
So f*ck who be glee, it sucks to be me

[Chorus]
[Repeat 2x]


<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/11/TechLiberate.jpg">

Joie
07-07-2007, 12:55 AM
The clientele at that particular location is comparable to a Wal-Mart. I made the mistake of going there at Christmas time.
I usually went there when I was in the area to go to Olive Garden. I remember when it wasn't too bad, but it was never as good as Westroads or the other one (name escapes me).

Baconeater
07-07-2007, 12:56 AM
It was a rundown shithole when I lived there. Not as bad as Southroads though. Is Southroads still standing?
It's been closed for quite a few years now, but the building still stands. The whole Ft Crook Rd corridor has been getting run down ever since they built the extension to the Kennedy Freeway.

58-4ever
07-07-2007, 12:56 AM
The clientele at that particular location is comparable to a Wal-Mart. I made the mistake of going there at Christmas time.

Target generally brings in a better crowd in most cities.

Joie
07-07-2007, 12:58 AM
It's been closed for quite a few years now, but the building still stands. The whole Ft Crook Rd corridor has been getting run down ever since they built the extension to the Kennedy Freeway.
We used to take the shuttle from Southroads to the Air Show at Offutt. It was a very sad looking little mall. I'm not surprised it's closed.

Sam Hall
07-07-2007, 12:58 AM
I knew I was in foreign territory when I saw a green Wal-Mart in Lincoln. The Wal-Mart in Lee's Summit is blue.

Baconeater
07-07-2007, 12:59 AM
I usually went there when I was in the area to go to Olive Garden. I remember when it wasn't too bad, but it was never as good as Westroads or the other one (name escapes me).
That would be the Oak View Mall. The Crossroads was nice when they first did the expansion back in the late 80's, but it's gone downhill big time in the past few years. There's also a huge new outdoor mall way out at 180th & Dodge St now too.

Joie
07-07-2007, 12:59 AM
I knew I was in foreign territory when I saw a green Wal-Mart in Lincoln. The Wal-Mart in Lee's Summit is blue.
There's a green one on the Kansas side. Overland Park, I think. I don't remember exactly where.

Joie
07-07-2007, 01:01 AM
That would be the Oak View Mall. The Crossroads was nice when they first did the expansion back in the late 80's, but it's gone downhill big time in the past few years. There's also a huge new outdoor mall way out at 180th & Dodge St now too.
I was thinking Oak Park, but I knew it was wrong. Oak Park is here. I think I'd like the outdoor mall. I love Legends. I first really went to Crossroads in the mid 90s and last went maybe three years ago.

Sam Hall
07-07-2007, 01:02 AM
I got sauced out of my mind in this hotel a few years ago

Baconeater
07-07-2007, 01:03 AM
Target generally brings in a better crowd in most cities.
Definitely, the other Targets here in town are nice. I think it was a mistake for them to attach one to a seedy run-down mall.

58-4ever
07-07-2007, 01:05 AM
Definitely, the other Targets here in town are nice. I think it was a mistake for them to attach one to a seedy run-down mall.

Knowing Target, they will probably move that store eventually.

Sam Hall
07-07-2007, 01:06 AM
I've gotten sauced at this hotel many a time

Joie
07-07-2007, 01:06 AM
It's past my bedtime.

Good Night Planet.

PS: Gawd Damned Nebraskan, continue to educate the others on your fine state. They'll need help sleeping :P

Baconeater
07-07-2007, 01:07 AM
I knew I was in foreign territory when I saw a green Wal-Mart in Lincoln. The Wal-Mart in Lee's Summit is blue.
Most of the newer Wal-Marts here are more aesthetically pleasing than the old blue and gray box buildings. There's one just about a mile from me that looks real nice from the outside. Problem is that once you get inside it's the same losers that shop at the rest of them.

58-4ever
07-07-2007, 01:07 AM
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Sam Hall
07-07-2007, 01:08 AM
I'll get sauced at this hotel in October

58-4ever
07-07-2007, 01:08 AM
I'll get sauced at this hotel in October

I'm sure they can't wait.

Baconeater
07-07-2007, 01:09 AM
It's past my bedtime.

Good Night Planet.

PS: Gawd Damned Nebraskan, continue to educate the others on your fine state. They'll need help sleeping :P
Eh, it'll have to wait for another night. I have to crash soon too.

Joie
07-07-2007, 01:09 AM
Most of the newer Wal-Marts here are more aesthetically pleasing than the old blue and gray box buildings. There's one just about a mile from me that looks real nice from the outside. Problem is that once you get inside it's the same losers that shop at the rest of them.
You still wait in line fifteen minutes to pay for merchandise that you may or may not get to take home. This is of course after you've spend the last hour getting run over in overcrowded aisles and the twenty minutes before that walking to the door from the BFE space you had to leave your car in, next to someone who will inevitably smack it with a shopping cart.

Joie
07-07-2007, 01:10 AM
Eh, it'll have to wait for another night. I have to crash soon too.
Goodnight

Sam Hall
07-07-2007, 01:10 AM
I'm sure they can't wait.

I'm glad it's only two blocks from the stadium.

luv
07-07-2007, 01:14 AM
And so the Planet dies.

Baconeater
07-07-2007, 01:19 AM
And so the Planet dies.
Well where in the hell have you been?

luv
07-07-2007, 01:20 AM
Well where in the hell have you been?
On here for about 30 minutes.

Sam Hall
07-07-2007, 01:20 AM
Herbie is looking for a date.

Baconeater
07-07-2007, 01:22 AM
On here for about 30 minutes.
I don't recall you posting anything for a while.

luv
07-07-2007, 01:25 AM
I don't recall you posting anything for a while.
Eh. I'm not always the atention whore I make myself out to be. Just sitting back enjoying a beer. Lethal Weapon just ended on HBO.

Baconeater
07-07-2007, 01:27 AM
Eh. I'm not always the atention whore I make myself out to be. Just sitting back enjoying a beer. Lethal Weapon just ended on HBO.
Slacker.

luv
07-07-2007, 01:33 AM
Slacker.
:)

Weren't you going to bed?

BigMeatballDave
07-07-2007, 01:41 AM
And so the Planet dies.Yes, it always dies when I get on here after work.
:(