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Simplex3
07-07-2007, 10:11 AM
http://www.objectiveministries.org/kidz/

The whole site is pretty funny, but the kids page is priceless. Be sure to check out the "Professor Giraffenstein" section on Creation Science Fun Facts!

* Disclaimer: If you're a Christian loosen up your panties long enough to have a laugh. Yes, we all realize there are idiots and psychos in every grouping of humans. Yes, we realize "most" Christians don't believe this crap. As noted in the thread title I can't even verify if it's a parody site or not. Get over yourself for ten minutes and have a good laugh.

Rain Man
07-07-2007, 10:27 AM
I was going to ask the same question: is this a parody site or not? I really can't tell.

My favorite part of the site is the "Dress Lambuel" link. That's hours of good, clean fun right there.

I also found this link interesting at the bottom. Check it out if you're religious and have been considering starting your own country, or if you're a landowner in South Carolina.http://christianexodus.org/

Simplex3
07-07-2007, 10:29 AM
My favorite part of the site is the "Dress Lambuel" link. That's hours of good, clean fun right there.
Who do you think he is, Darwin?

Simplex3
07-07-2007, 10:32 AM
If we assume this is real, can someone explain these people's hardon against coffee?

Mr. Flopnuts
07-07-2007, 10:33 AM
LMAO That site reminded me of the Mickey Mouse knockoff in Arabia telling little kids to start their jihads out with explosive laden vests.

unlurking
07-07-2007, 10:36 AM
That's hilarious!

LOL means Love Our Lord!
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unlurking
07-07-2007, 10:38 AM
Man, these guys are awesome!

Make a nail just like the ones used by the Romans to crucify Our Lord.

http://www.objectiveministries.org/kidz/crucifixnail.png

HAHAHA

The nail says "Sorry, Jesus (John 3:16)"!

JimNasium
07-07-2007, 10:45 AM
The "Baby Jesus" online store is awesome. http://www.cafepress.com/objectivemin/568765

JimNasium
07-07-2007, 10:46 AM
I'm guessing that the "Baby Jesus Anti-Fornication Thong" assures that this is a parody site. http://www.cafepress.com/objectivemin.50869699

Simplex3
07-07-2007, 10:49 AM
I'm guessing that the "Baby Jesus Anti-Fornication Thong" assures that this is a parody site. http://www.cafepress.com/objectivemin.50869699
LMAO

I'd say that seals the deal.

Mr. Flopnuts
07-07-2007, 10:53 AM
I'm guessing that the "Baby Jesus Anti-Fornication Thong" assures that this is a parody site. http://www.cafepress.com/objectivemin.50869699


That's good enough to share.

Simplex3
07-07-2007, 10:53 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Objective_Ministries

The article isn't sourced, but claims that the site is a parody.

unlurking
07-07-2007, 11:12 AM
There is a link to another parody site from there that's pretty funny as well. They claim to be trying to take down the other site!

http://www.objectiveministries.org/shutdown/

They have some awesome thongs for the "Sexy Christian" at the other site!

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07-07-2007, 11:31 AM
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trndobrd
07-07-2007, 11:33 AM
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