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blueballs
07-21-2007, 01:02 AM
sex
do you do it in the butt

SPchief
07-21-2007, 01:05 AM
Even Eric doesn't start as many stupid threads as you.

luv
07-21-2007, 01:05 AM
No one has convinced me to try it yet.

Mecca
07-21-2007, 01:07 AM
Luvs no fun obviously....

DaFace
07-21-2007, 01:07 AM
Even Eric doesn't start as many stupid threads as you.

Au contraire, mon ami.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=4081392&postcount=27

TinyEvel
07-21-2007, 01:08 AM
No one has convinced me to try it yet.

c'mon. You know you've got the room.


























:p

luv
07-21-2007, 01:08 AM
Luvs no fun obviously....
Luv's heard one too many horror stories from friends.

Count Zarth
07-21-2007, 01:09 AM
RE-POST!

PinkFloyd
07-21-2007, 01:09 AM
No one has convinced me to try it yet.



Soooooooooooooo --- your saying theres a chance ???



ROFL

Mecca
07-21-2007, 01:10 AM
Luv's heard one too many horror stories from friends.

Elaborate.........just remember bring the lube or it won't start or end well.

BIG K
07-21-2007, 01:10 AM
sex
do you do it in the butt

Happens all the time in jails and prison. What's really scary is seeing it done missonary....... :shake:

luv
07-21-2007, 01:10 AM
c'mon. You know you've got the room.











:p
It's shrinking. When I put on a bathing suit for the first time this year, I looked at myself from the side in the mirror and wondered, "WTF? Where did my ass go?"

Count Zarth
07-21-2007, 01:11 AM
I would never attempt to penetrate Carrie in the anus. It would be far too rough. I wouldn't want to damage her soft, buttery butt. I'd gently stroke it, though.

luv
07-21-2007, 01:13 AM
Elaborate.........just remember bring the lube or it won't start or end well.

One that comes to mind is a friend who told me that, while showering with her hubby, she bent over to get some shampoo, and he decided to take that opportunity to try it. Her knees buckled from the pain, and she fell.

PinkFloyd
07-21-2007, 01:13 AM
I would never attempt to penetrate Carrie in the anus. It would be far too rough. I wouldn't want to damage her soft, buttery butt. I'd gently stroke it, though.

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AWWWWWWWWWWWWW !!! No -- thats not hair gel in your hair GC...

luv
07-21-2007, 01:13 AM
I would never attempt to penetrate Carrie in the anus. It would be far too rough. I wouldn't want to damage her soft, buttery butt. I'd gently stroke it, though.
Smack it. I'll bet she likes it rough.

Count Zarth
07-21-2007, 01:15 AM
Smack it. I'll bet she likes it rough.

I would smack it upon request. I would not want to redden her finely pigmented derriere without permission.

TinyEvel
07-21-2007, 01:15 AM
It's shrinking. When I put on a bathing suit for the first time this year, I looked at myself from the side in the mirror and wondered, "WTF? Where did my ass go?"

When it looks like Blueballs' avatar, PM me.

Deberg_1990
07-21-2007, 01:16 AM
Smack it.

You know Tony Romo does every nite!

Count Zarth
07-21-2007, 01:18 AM
You know Tony Romo does every nite!

Carrie dumped his mexican ass months ago.

Mecca
07-21-2007, 01:19 AM
One that comes to mind is a friend who told me that, while showering with her hubby, she bent over to get some shampoo, and he decided to take that opportunity to try it. Her knees buckled from the pain, and she fell.

Well you can't do it like that......anyone with a brain knows this....

TinyEvel
07-21-2007, 01:20 AM
Well you can't do it like that......anyone with a brain knows this....

He must've had a prison flashback.

luv
07-21-2007, 01:24 AM
Well you can't do it like that......anyone with a brain knows this....
Right now, there's only one guy I know who I would try it with, and he no longer lives around here.

Smed1065
07-21-2007, 01:24 AM
Well you can't do it like that......anyone with a brain knows this....

Surprise is not the way to go.

Patience grasshopper.


:)

Mecca
07-21-2007, 01:26 AM
Grasshhoppers arent nearly as cool as the praying mantis.

88TG88
07-21-2007, 01:31 AM
If the girl asks I can't deny.

Chiefs Pantalones
07-21-2007, 01:38 AM
Anal sex is for gays only.

Mecca
07-21-2007, 01:40 AM
Anal sex is for gays only.

Well you're missing out.....

SPchief
07-21-2007, 01:41 AM
WTF did this thread get moved to the DC

Chiefs Pantalones
07-21-2007, 01:42 AM
WTF did this thread get moved to the DC

LOL, I was wondering the same thing.

Mecca
07-21-2007, 01:47 AM
Because, all the people in DC always have something stuck up their ass.

Chiefs Pantalones
07-21-2007, 01:54 AM
lol, that is true

BigMeatballDave
07-21-2007, 04:44 AM
This sounds like an inside job...

gblowfish
07-21-2007, 10:56 AM
Talking about anuses belongs in a political forum, I suppose.

Kerberos
07-21-2007, 11:59 AM
One that comes to mind is a friend who told me that, while showering with her hubby, she bent over to get some shampoo, and he decided to take that opportunity to try it. Her knees buckled from the pain, and she fell.
First things first. You must give yourself an enema at least twice before hand. (Guys don't like pulling thier member out of an ass with POO on it) Or at least I am not a fan of RockyRoad.

Sencond thing is a good duche up the bung hole to get it CLEAN.

Third your friend should have had the LUBE ready and willing before the hubby took a ride from behind.

Kerberos
07-21-2007, 12:02 PM
Because, all the people in DC always have something stuck up their ass.

Or just MAYBE its because MOST politicians are ASSHOLES? :hmmm:

QuikSsurfer
07-21-2007, 12:08 PM
i've done it w/3 different women. enjoyed it w/one of them. it helps if the girl is able to get into it and relax.

Cochise
07-21-2007, 04:50 PM
Right now, there's only one guy I know who I would try it with, and he no longer lives around here.

Mmmm
mmmmmmo


aw, I can't do it.

blueballs
08-09-2008, 09:59 AM
Right now, there's only one guy I know who I would try it with, and he no longer lives around here.


I moved back last week
call me

Friendo
08-09-2008, 10:36 AM
never have, and never will understand the appeal :shake:

SBK
08-09-2008, 03:03 PM
Since this is in DC......

IT'S WHAT YOU DO EVERY TIME YOU VOTE REPUBLICAN/DEMOCRAT (insert party you hate here)

HolmeZz
08-09-2008, 07:39 PM
never have, and never will understand the appeal :shake:

Of anal or blueballs?

Friendo
08-09-2008, 07:47 PM
Of anal or blueballs?

heh--bb is growing on me--anal, not so much.

luv
08-09-2008, 09:15 PM
I kinda like it.

kstater
08-09-2008, 09:23 PM
I kinda like it.

Do tell? :shrug:

blueballs
08-09-2008, 09:32 PM
dipshits

luv
08-09-2008, 09:33 PM
dipshits

That would be messy.

Mecca
08-09-2008, 09:41 PM
I kinda like it.

Looks like someone took my advice...:)

blueballs Jr
08-10-2008, 05:14 PM
sex
do you do it in the butt

Come on, Dad. you know you do it with the male gender, that's how I was born according to you.

''JR, you were born from wild anal sex with a man''

Those were your words!

Count Zarth
08-11-2008, 02:38 AM
A year later and I still wouldn't do Carrie in the butt. She's too sweet.