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ChiefaRoo
08-09-2007, 11:07 PM
Go 'head ask away.

HolyHandgernade
08-09-2007, 11:13 PM
Why is there something, as opposed to nothing?

-HH

ChiefaRoo
08-09-2007, 11:16 PM
Why is there something, as opposed to nothing?

-HH


Who am I the creator?! No one knows but I suspect it's all some of giant lab experiment where our entire universe is sitting in the room of some young super entity as part of his universe collection. NEXT!

HolyHandgernade
08-09-2007, 11:18 PM
Oh, the Men In Black finale explanation. Thanks.

-HH

ChiefaRoo
08-09-2007, 11:18 PM
We're going to have to pick this up as I just took some Alka Seltzer cold med. and an Ambien.

HolyHandgernade
08-09-2007, 11:19 PM
If the glideslope is out on the ILS approach, is it still legal to use the localizer?

-HH

ChiefaRoo
08-09-2007, 11:19 PM
Oh, the Men In Black finale explanation. Thanks.

-HH

Maybe, but I believe they were playing marbles.

HolyHandgernade
08-09-2007, 11:22 PM
When serving sliced pears, is four too many, three not enough?

-HH

ChiefaRoo
08-09-2007, 11:23 PM
If the glideslope is out on the ILS approach, is it still legal to use the localizer?

-HH

Trick question. The localizer is an ILS approach without the glideslope by definition. Therefore it is a non-precision approach and I would personally only proceed if there were good IFR conditions.

HolyHandgernade
08-09-2007, 11:24 PM
What's the sound of one hand clapping?

-HH

ChiefaRoo
08-09-2007, 11:24 PM
When serving sliced pears, is four too many, three not enough?

-HH

Pears piss me off because they look like a chick with a big butt and no rack. Big asses are ok, but there better be a big rack up top or I'm not interested.

HolyHandgernade
08-09-2007, 11:25 PM
Trick question. The localizer is an ILS approach without the glideslope by definition. Therefore it is a non-precision approach and I would personally only proceed if there were good IFR conditions.

When you say good IFR conditions, do you mean you really hope it is socked in or that it is closer to marginal VFR conditions?

-HH

ChiefaRoo
08-09-2007, 11:26 PM
What's the sound of one hand clapping?

-HH

It's a bitch slap and it depends on the girls response.

noa
08-09-2007, 11:27 PM
Do you contemplate investing in volatility?

ChiefaRoo
08-09-2007, 11:27 PM
When you say good IFR conditions, do you mean you really hope it is socked in or that it is closer to marginal VFR conditions?

-HH
I meant VFR. Damn Ambien.

HolyHandgernade
08-09-2007, 11:27 PM
When making invitation, is better to include as many "A list" people as possible, or even it out with a thoughtful but not boisterous "B list"?

-HH

ChiefaRoo
08-09-2007, 11:28 PM
Do you contemplate investing in volatility?

Yes, buy low sell high. Right now is a good time to by a house in Las Vegas and South Beach out of foreclosure.

HolyHandgernade
08-09-2007, 11:29 PM
Do you feel physics will move more torwards the M-theory camp or the Quantum Gravity camp?

-HH

noa
08-09-2007, 11:30 PM
Are you a Mexican or a Mexicant?

ChiefaRoo
08-09-2007, 11:31 PM
When making invitation, is better to include as many "A list" people as possible, or even it out with a thoughtful but not boisterous "B list"?

-HH

You should only be around people whom you like or don't like. If you have categorized them into A's and B's you must be an A-hole. Don't go there.

HolyHandgernade
08-09-2007, 11:31 PM
Do you think we are in for a pole shift on 12/21/2012?

-HH

ChiefaRoo
08-09-2007, 11:32 PM
Are you a Mexican or a Mexicant?

Im a model American who believes in Truth, Justice and Equality.

noa
08-09-2007, 11:33 PM
How long do you think Xenu will wait before returning to Earth to enslave humans?

ChiefaRoo
08-09-2007, 11:33 PM
Do you think we are in for a pole shift on 12/21/2012?

-HH

No the end of the Mayan calendar is a common misnomer. All it meant to them was the end of a time cycle and the beginning of a new one. Further, magnetic poles will not shift overnight. You must watch to many stupid Al Gore movies.

HolyHandgernade
08-09-2007, 11:34 PM
I have to travel home from work near Miramar, northbound on the 15 interstate for about 50 miles between the 11pm and midnight. What's the percentage chance I will be involved in a fatality accident?

-HH

HolyHandgernade
08-09-2007, 11:36 PM
Hey, you forgot my physics question!

-HH

ChiefaRoo
08-09-2007, 11:36 PM
I have to travel home from work near Miramar, northbound on the 15 interstate for about 50 miles between the 11pm and midnight. What's the percentage chance I will be involved in a fatality accident?

-HH

Greater than winning the lottery but about the same as getting to see Brittney Spears cooch in public. Be careful.

ChiefaRoo
08-09-2007, 11:37 PM
How long do you think Xenu will wait before returning to Earth to enslave humans?

That Tom Cruise shite makes about as much sense as the part he played in Magnolia.

Did you know L. Ron Hubbard and Gene Roddenberry had a bet who could start a religion first? It's hard to tell who won.

HolyHandgernade
08-09-2007, 11:38 PM
Greater than winning the lottery but about the same as getting to see Brittney Spears cooch in public. Be careful.

Damn, I'm going to go buy a lottery ticket before I go home!

-HH

ChiefaRoo
08-09-2007, 11:39 PM
Do you think we are in for a pole shift on 12/21/2012?

-HH

No, but since I recently broke up with my girfriend I could use someone who has an interest in poles.

ChiefaRoo
08-09-2007, 11:43 PM
Do you feel physics will move more torwards the M-theory camp or the Quantum Gravity camp?

-HH

I'm a genius but I don't understand the complex math involved. I suspect they both are related like two circles that connect at two points or something along these line like the way string theory folded into the multiverse theory. Eventually we will figure it all out.

ChiefaRoo
08-09-2007, 11:45 PM
Ok, last question. Ambien is kicking in. GO!

ChiefaRoo
08-09-2007, 11:51 PM
Ok, well I'm glad you all got to meet me.

jAZ
08-10-2007, 12:01 AM
Is time travel more possible by trying to reverse the sequence of time, or by trying to bend space-time back around onto itself?

ChiefaRoo
08-10-2007, 12:13 AM
Is time travel more possible by trying to reverse the sequence of time, or by trying to bend space-time back around onto itself?

I don't know. In fact It may not be possible at all.

BucEyedPea
08-10-2007, 08:22 AM
Why are you so angry?

How come men don't use toilet paper as much as women? :eek:

StcChief
08-10-2007, 12:13 PM
Why are you so angry?

How come men don't use toilet paper as much as women? :eek:
Just trying to do our part to help the enviroment and get by on 1 square

Dave Lane
08-10-2007, 12:54 PM
I'm a genius


OMG now thats the funniest thing I've heard in like forever!!! :) :)

Dave

ChiefaRoo
08-10-2007, 03:49 PM
Why are you so angry?

How come men don't use toilet paper as much as women? :eek:
I'm not angry I just get frustrated casting pearls among swine.

TP question - We have different equipment.