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Ultra Peanut
08-10-2007, 03:28 PM

North Korea condemns War Games
SEOUL, South Korea - North Korea delivered a demand to the U.S. on Friday that it call off War Games scheduled at the same time as the second-ever summit between the rival Koreas later this month.

"A blood-spattered cage match is not conducive to negotiations," said the North Korean ambassador to the United Nations. "And we all know the Four Horsemen will win the coin flip, so why do they even bother?"

In Washington, State Department spokesman Tom Casey said: "We are very confused. The fact that this wrestling match is happening in Florida should render it a moot point, but North Korea has been very insistent."

Some local media reports have suggested that North Korea has been paid off by Four Horsemen manager James J. Dillon in an effort to delay the match and perhaps prevent it from happening altogether. Dillon could not be reached for comment. Dusty Rhodes, captain of the opposing team, agreed to an interview, but we could not understand what the **** he was saying. Something about a mongoose we think.

The 1950-53 Korean War ended in a cease-fire, not a peace treaty, leaving the two Koreas technically at war. NWA World Heavyweight Champion Ric Flair noted that he has been at war with Rhodes for nearly as long, and added, "Woooooooooooooooo!"

08-10-2007, 04:53 PM
I told you guys peanut was retarded.

08-10-2007, 04:58 PM

08-10-2007, 07:50 PM
Kettle meet Black. at least or missiles go > 50 yards.

08-10-2007, 09:07 PM
"I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it'd do any good."